Why Shrek 2 is so bad?

Why Shrek 2 is so bad?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not. You're wrong. You should be ashamed of your opinion.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >overrated
    >boring
    >unfunny
    >outdated
    >visually unappealing
    >vapid
    >horrendous characters like Fairy Godmother
    the only good thing is puss in boots, the rest is trash, one of the worst Dreamworks/PDI efforts ever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you an autistic zoomer or something?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not an argument

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Definitely a zoomer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Gives retarded opinion without any argumentative backing
          >spams 'not an argument' at other people calling him retarded
          Either bait or retarded. Maybe even both.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what do you want, a mathematical proof that shrek 2 isn't funny?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no, just an argument fow why you think it is beyond saying you dont find x character or situation unfunny

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                None of the jokes were good, they're all just outdated pop culture references to things from 30 years ago

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pop culture refrences dont mean the humour is nessasarily bad. They can still be relevant in a modern context. Shrek 1 was full of that shit and still held in high regard and so is Shrek 2. What esle homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Okay but none of the jokes were good. You need me to go through the script line-by-line and point out that all the lines are unfunny?
                >CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome prince charming!
                HAHAHA SO FUNE

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That was not a joke though, that is literally world building. Not everything is machine gunner humor tiktok compliations you retarded zoomer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://shrek.fandom.com/wiki/Shrek_2/Transcript
                So when do the jokes start?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If I showed you I doubt you would understand it without a brap sound effect. Now please fuck off back to one of your nu-age social platforms

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >shrek 2 has loads of funny jokes
                >like uhhhhhh
                >shrek farting at the dinner table

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The point was that he needs loud sensory indicators know when he should laugh at some like all zoomer humour. Replace it with amogus and you get the same idea

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                depends.
                the big bad wolf taking the princess' place is the first actual gag.
                then there's Charming narrating his own adventure in third person, hyping himself up to an absurd degree.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon is asked why he thinks the movie is unfunny
                >Gives random quote that doesnt even read like a joke
                >SEEEEE, NOT FUNEEEEEEE
                retarded it is

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You made the claim, we asked you to back it. Its on you to justify it homosexual

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >a mathematical proof that shrek 2 isn't funny
              Actually, in fact...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unappealing

      characters like Fairy Godmother

      sounds like everything a Shrek movie should be

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced a sentient copy of a Shrek 2 dvd murdered OP's dog.

      https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/overrated boring unfunny outdated visually unappealing vapid horrendous characters like Fairy Godmother/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His dog got shrek'd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >17 anons agree shrek is overrated, boring...
        Maybe because it is?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what's the chance that 17 true and honest anons described a movie using the exact same words?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Surprisingly high
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundredth_monkey_effect

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh it's you again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >felt like the sharktalefag typed his hands in this.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how you can be a fan of cartoons and delude yourself in to thinking this isn't good

      >letterboxd
      >homosexual in a mask

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That pfp says it all on how valuable his opinion actually is

        >Muhh Covid isn't real

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Awww, he has learned to do green text snap back replies!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          COVID was real but that trend where everyone was posting pictures of themselves wearing masks to prove that they have "the correct opinion" was retarded.
          It's doubly retarded on Letterboxd where customs dictate that your avatar should be an anime character with a pride flag in the background

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh it's real, you and the homosexual are just cucks for thinking wearing it grants you protection or moral superiority.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Covid was always real but it was always a basic ass flu that people ruined their social and economic lives over just so the government and corporations could have more control of you. It was literally 9/11 all over again except the fear of terrorists was replaced by fear of the common cold.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That pfp says it all on how valuable his opinion actually is

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek is a bit toxic in that scene around the start in which he makes it clear to Fiona that he doesn't want to go to Far Far Away and meet her parents.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you ever get into a relationship, you'll know exactly why you don't want to meet her parents.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Shrek doesn't want to meet Fiona's parents
      >when he meets her parents, the dad is racist and tries to have him killed
      >Shrek is in the wrong here

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fairy Godmother is a shit character

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this scene from a CGI kids movie is funnier and has better cinematography than most movies aimed at adults

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The animation is boring. I know when a CG film is visually interesting to look at, and this isn't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The animation and facial expressions are great and they make it very fun to watch.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The facial expressions are really disgusting and with no artistic or stylization sensibilities.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They do a great job at displaying the emotions of the characters in a way that feels natural

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Lol
              Lmao even

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >resorts to twitter memes when you run out of contradictions disguised as arguments

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >twitter memes
                Fuck off, this shit is constantly spammed in Cinemaphile ad infinitum.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And visually unappealing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ah...so you are more of a digital circus contrast to the max kinda guy?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I know when a CG film is visually interesting to look at
        I don't think you know anything really. Listing things and saying you don't like them isn't knowing, that's just autism. Actually, that's insulting to autists. Any half intelligent autist would be able to provide a meticulous argument beyond listing things. You're just mentally stunted.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Man I agree that Shrek / Shrek 2 have fantastic writing and acting but they're ugly as shit

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >every single character that speaks is an adult (besides Pinocchio, who is voiced by an adult regardless)
    Not the first time that Dreamworks does this, but it's more noticeable here than in previous examples. That's a sign of something being wrong with the character personalities.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man that's like every Dreamworks movie

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're the reason I don't trust anyone's opinions on this retard containment site. You just say something stupid, someone calls you out for being stupid, you say some dumb shit like "not an argument" and do it again cause you're a pathetic leech sucking upon resources we should give to someone more productive than you, like a quad amputated lobotomized dog, who could probably bring more to the table than your pathetic acne ridden ass could ever possibly hope to even achieve.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The whole appeal of Cinemaphile is being edgy on the internet, what did you expect?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting this mad that someone doesn't like Shrek 2 of all films

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >82 minutes and 50 seconds before the credits begin
    A bit short, don't you think?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is more visually appealing, expressive, creative and stylized than anything from Shrek 2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yet it is so fucking forgettable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Teenage Tranny Ninja Turtles

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >My shitty second rate CGI TV show is le better than this quality movie that I hate because I have no standards waaaaaaaaahh

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Guy cant help seething in other threads about this movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe everybody but you realizes Shrek 2 was mediocre at best

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sure thing buddy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or maybe this thread is just one ESL homosexual's personal Shrek 2 seethe station he made because he can't samefag on twitter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, it's not Sharktalefag?!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It is, he's the only one obsessed with that shitty elephant movie and brings it up without prompting.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie doesn't have an script at all. It's just a bunch of scenes poorly connected between each others and with no cohesive narrative. Same problem with Despicable Me and Minions movies from Illumination MacGuff, but for some reason, those films are loathed in general but Shrek 2 it's praised when they share the same problems. Nostalgia behavior?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? The plot is straightforward as hell. Is your IQ that deficient that you can't understand a bitch basic romantic comedy?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Describe the plot to shrek 2 in eight words or less.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lel, remember the days of "TDFW recopilations + swagger"?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek 2 is the best Shrek movie

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Tusker, Tarra, Kavi, Dev, Kumar, Lotus, Sika, Mika
    >Morgan Freeman, Jodie Foster, Garry Shandling, Dana Carvey
    All the confirmed character names and voice actors of the "elephant herd on southest Asia" adventure film that was planned to be Dreamworks' next CG film after Shrek 1.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck didn't they stay human at the end? Shrek loved being handsome

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >during the climax, Charming tosses the wand to Fairy Godmother and then instantly dissapears from the film, only reappearing almost 5 minutes later for a very quick joke in the party ending
    Biggest flaw of the film. You can't defend that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When Pinocchio and the rest of the enchanted animals look down at Shrek, Donkey and Puss In Boots locked in chains at the bottom of the Turret, there are no visible windows. However, when Shrek looks at the Gingerbread Man and the castle he is looking out a window. What's up with that? Where did the window come from?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >door in the upper floor is closed at 0:42, but is now open at 0:58
        Lot of stuff like that

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        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >guards turn into a candlestick and a clock
          blatantly ripping off disney

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fairy Godmother at one point says "you couldn't just leave well enough alone?!"
    Funny, given how Dreamworks milked Shrek instead of leaving it as a quality stand alone work.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >73 posts
    >13 posters
    lol lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Got to love same fags

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought this song was hype

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the original version. This is my favorite song from the Shrek 2 soundtrack even though it's kind of faggy

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PDI shorts created in the gap between Antz and Shrek 1. The director of Kung Fu Panda 1 (John Stevenson) has a special thanks credit on the third short.

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only PDI short created in the gap between Shrek 1 and Shrek 2. They stopped making shorts not long after Shrek 1.

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      PDI's most well known work before they made Antz

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  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop trolling

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's hard to care much about the scenes concerning Fiona's father when you know that he dies at the start of the next film. His development in Shrek 2 barely means anything because he doesn't become a recurring character for the rest of the series. He only has 1 scene in third film, doesn't appear in the christmas and halloween specials, and only appears in a flashback at the start of fourth film.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the bichon frise? It's gone in the rest of the series.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I understand Dreamworks having the first film compete at Cannes for the Palme d'Or, but not this sequel. Shrek 2 had no business trying to win that award.
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/2004/05/17/reception-at-cannes-ogres-well-for-shrek-ii/6e93e729-c823-40ab-880b-827ae060ffcf/

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"PDI" division at northern California
    >Antz
    >Shrek
    >Tusker (cancelled)
    >Shrek 2
    >Madagascar

    >"Dreamworks Animation" division at Los Angeles
    >The Prince of Egypt
    >The Road to El Dorado
    >Spirit : Stallion of the Cimarron
    >Sinbad : Legend of the Seven Seas
    >Shark Tale
    Different studios. Los Angeles division only did traditional animation films at first, but switched to making CG films around the time that Spirit premiered.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Harold asks "what am i supposed to do about it?" and Fairy Godmother instantly (and i mean instantly) tosses him the axe that Charming got with his medieval meal and says "use your imagination" before leaving
    She could've just said "get the ogre killed somehow". Charming looked happy with the axe

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't have made a better bait thread if I tried.
    OP not only crafted the finest bait, but brought screenshots and quotes to keep stoking the fire.
    OP is probably a bot.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try rewatching this film only from Fiona's perspective. It becomes something else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe try watching it from a non-autistic perspective instead

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The giant gingerbread man is my favorite character.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek was an abrasive dick towards Fiona in that swamp scene in which he refuses to go to Far Far Away, meet Fiona's parents and get the king's blessing at a royal ball. Is he justified in not wanting to go? Yes, but he didn't have to be an abrasive dick about it. Dreamworks writers screwed up with that scene.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"then how do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the fancy pants club band?"
      He didn't have to make fun of the royal messengers in their face either

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In the latin american dub (made in Mexico), he says "then how do you explain your parents sending the cast of Swan Lake?"

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >27 posters
    >107 replies

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