why the frick is there a program in the Matrix whose only purpose is being le French

why the frick is there a program in the Matrix whose only purpose is being le French

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because most programmers sniff their own farts

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd kick this guy's ass for cheating on perseph.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got a gorgerous wife and what he decide to do? Cheat with what can be defined with a mix between a woman and a wood plank. He sucks in decisions, more than her sucking on him.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did the agents allow all those rogue programs to hang out in the same club?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason the Feds allow Cinemaphile to exist

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. No way the jap isn't an asset.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea i never got that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one thing i never got is how many agents are there? Theres like frickin three of them tops in the whole frickin place

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are they gonna do about it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        erase the programs

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Matrix is more spaghetti than Eminem's pockets

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's their choice to either go back to the source and or become exiles
          they not gonna do shit about it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agents purpose wasn't to police rogue programs. There should have been a special agent named "The Garbage Collector" whose job it was to kill them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        agents do it for free

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Agents purpose wasn't to police rogue programs.
        source?
        they try to police rogue Smith

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they also went after the key maker

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yea

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they also went after the key maker

          They went after both Smith and the Key Maker because they were threats. Some vampire larper in a club is not a threat.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Some vampire larper in a club is not a threat.
            you're joking.
            the agents go after humans that so much as post redpills online in universe but some rogue programs with a bunch of others up to all sorts of shenaningans including smuggling dangerous info and other rogue programs, engaging in violence and matrix-breaking public displays of non humanity, is not worth policing?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those humans trying to redpill other humans are nothing compared to the shitstorm that would ensue if they actually tried to eliminate rogue programs. They’d have no qualms about breaking any number of the Matrix’s “rules” in plain view of normies. Think about that - ghosts, werewolves, Supermen, spacebenders, and weather witches all versus “agents” that appear nearly as superhuman as their opponents, basically everything they were attempting to stop Neo from accomplishing. They left the rogues alone so long as they didn’t rock the boat, essentially a Cold War between Ai.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's silly, agents can just use admin privileges
                first, by alterning the matrix around the club or wherever the hit is gonna take place, shielding onloookers from the display
                secondly, since the programs are part of the matrix itself unlike human runners, on the program themselves

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They’re not part of it, though. That’s the whole point of the Conductor. The rogues are part of an external network of their own.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the train station or whatever is a separate simulation bridging the machine world and the matrix.
                But the merovingian and the other buttholes are IN the matrix at the moment and part of it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but “deleting” them inside it wouldn’t actually eliminate them. They’d just pipeline back in and start fricking up shit elsewhere. You remember how Neo went straight from mouthlessly screaming as a technosquid crawled into his navel to waking up in his apartment, how that shook him and made him question reality that much more? That would be happening all over the world to the whole “crop” if the rogues started stirring up shit. What stops them is they need the crop almost as much as the Establishment does.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah, but “deleting” them inside it wouldn’t actually eliminate them.
                why?
                From my understanding they are not in the train station sim interfacing into the matrix but transfer themselves into the matrix
                The train station is just a buffer and in file terms, they are cutpasted not copypasted

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing would prevent them from copy-pasting, though, and then just uploading their week’s experiences to their external, protected parent program.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                but where is this arrangement shown in the movie at all?
                can the merovingian instantly connect to the train station via "wifi"?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt it, but my point is that just like we see the family of programs escaping the Matrix, we know there’s more than one external network, and you’d have to be a suicidal Ai to voluntarily expose yourself to risk of “death” by going back in with no backup.

                Honestly, you could tell a pretty cool story just concerning the rival AI’s.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well i'm pretty confident that it's all down to bad writing and the Machine admin could scrape all of it instantly in a realistic setting

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They go after low hanging fruit, just like human cops.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because sequels were a mistake.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was one of the previous chosen ones who decided against leaving the Matrix.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the answer is this. Him and his girl are an earlier version of Neo and Trinity. Merovingian's choice is what made the machines decide to imprint the code onto a human instead.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought it would have been cool for Morpheus to have the horrifying realization that the Merovingian is the One that originally freed him.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a exiled program. He basically was the architect.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=160

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a program who likely had a purpose at some point, but eventually became obsolete. Rather than face deletion, he chose to hide in the Matrix.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE FROGS ARE OLYMPIAN TIER

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a very dangerous program one of the oldest of us

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone had to use the silk to wipe their ass.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bonjour, classe
    le stylo dans ma main

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the machines figured out the only "reality" humans would accept is one filled with misery and pain. Introducing the french accomplishes that in spades.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    say what you want about resurrections. This guy was hilarious as frick

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a rogue program. He works independently from the machine cities as a information dealer. Nobody knows what his original function was. He and his lackeys are the machine equivalent of organized crime.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't he an OS or an architect of an old early version of Matrix that got werewolfs, ghosts etc.?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't his purpose to rape using codec cake slices?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he explicitly talks about causality and those who have power
      he has the power and the ability to control over the system or blue pills somehow
      see orgasm cake girl

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sudo dodge bullets

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