Why the fuck was there a screaming book in a library?

Why the fuck was there a screaming book in a library? And how are you supposed to read it if it’s fucking screaming at you the whole time? Does it ever get tired and stop? How do you turn the pages?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There's probably a counter spell for this.
    Or it's tied to a specific person and screams at everyone else.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The handbook of trolling

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's for oral sex

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    thats a nurbs model

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/2Fthrl8.png

      Why the fuck was there a screaming book in a library? And how are you supposed to read it if it’s fucking screaming at you the whole time? Does it ever get tired and stop? How do you turn the pages?

      I thought this shit was from The Mummy for the last 15 years. I have never seen either

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        me too but you made me reverse image search

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you're missing out on the mummy

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is this a scene from Amazon's "Rings of Power"?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Post the dullest pasta of this book

    AAA AAAAAAH AAH
    “AH!”

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was in the restricted section, right? It was probably a cursed item. Imagine that a magically cursed item in a magical universe in a magically imbibed location..

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why even fucking keep it around? It can’t be read and it’s cursed, might as well destroy it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Someone might need it. If u can curse it u might uncurse it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Man, this is why you morons are shitposting on Cinemaphile and not writing screenplays. What an astounding lack of basic fucking imagination kek Why the fuck are you even here?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It was entrusted to the library and seeing how Hogwarts is magic n shiet I doubt shelf space is a big problem for them so they might ass well just keep it around. Also the librarian probably has a good laugh everytime some dipshit student accidentally opens it and shits his pants.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What if you stuck cock in its mouth haha? Would it give you papercuts or does it feel like a mouth?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just wrap your dick in paper

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Thats why its in the forbidden section

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck was his problem?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Canonically? I believe that the book is raging that it's stuck in what could be regarded as a
      shockingly unimaginative franchise. Perhaps JK Rowling destroyed her online reputation so that she would no longer be associate with the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.

      Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

      Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

      a-at least the books were good though

      "No!"

      The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

      I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My head canon was that someone trapped a wizard inside of that book. Probably because he was too evil/powerful.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No it's a chud student jk rowling trapped in there. It's trying to give kids estrogen and is screaming because it used to be a discord mod

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It contains every single erotic story uploaded to Literotica, but if an underage Wizard were to open it, a screaming head appears to prevent them from reading it.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >dur why would they have a screaming book in the restricted book section?

    Gee I dunno. It's almost like people aren't supposed to open that book or something.

    >dur it's useless then

    Unless you know the secret to placating it, which the children are taught is a thing in the third books by having literal monster books they have to red rocket to make them open without biting their fingers.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Why the fuck was there a screaming book in a library?
    The contents are probably valuable
    >And how are you supposed to read it if it’s fucking screaming at you the whole time?
    There's obviously a trick to it, like the animated book Hagrid assigned to his class which would settle down when you tickled the spine.
    >Does it ever get tired and stop?
    This could possibly be a way to read it, but how should I know?
    >How do you turn the pages?
    Probably like any other book once you've solved the whimsical wizard mystery

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