Why the USA don't have patriotic and serious cartoons like that? I wish my country had his own G.I.Joe

Why the USA don't have patriotic and serious cartoons like that? I wish my country had his own G.I.Joe

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Quick Kick got OWNED

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you make a show about military dudes with guns and weapons and not a single person gets killed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The bad guys are robots. And in the movie humans do die, like Duke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cobra troops were robots
        no they weren't

        >duke dies
        no he doesn't

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think he's referring to the later episodes when the B.A.T.s were introduced.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Black person J.O.E

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they just never get hit with lasers shooting everywhere. it's funny. plane gets hit? ejector seat every time

      They were literal toy commercials for babies, they weren't "patriotic"

      especially since they were multinational and had jurisdiction all over the world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they just never get hit with lasers shooting everywhere. it's funny. plane gets hit? ejector seat every time
        except when wingman shot destro's parachute

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dusty is a traitor like that turncoat Mirage (Transformers)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >especially since they were multinational and had jurisdiction all over the world
        This
        If it aired nowdays people would call it globo homosexual propaganda

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why the USA don't have patriotic and serious cartoons like that anymore?*
    OP here. Fixed

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were literal toy commercials for babies, they weren't "patriotic"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      And by God the toys were good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dr Mindbender, I'm COBRA.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were patriotic toy commercials for babies.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am the viper.
    I will vipe your windows.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Call of Duty is more effective propaganda than funny toons

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >serious
    The show was slop with no stakes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gi joe rules ya commie bastard

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bongs had action force

    >FULL FORCE!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the intros were always better than the show. why can't they just have an entire episode with all 50+ characters battling it out.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a good G.I. Joe movie. They should take the Special Ops aspect and tone down the ninja shit until the second or third movie.

    Just use G.I. Joe characters
    Jack Ryan = Phillip Provost "Chuckles" or Scarlett
    James Greer = Joseph Colton
    John Clark = Outback
    The sabotage team = Stalker, Tunnel Rat, LowLight etc
    Cartel underboss Felix= Destro
    Ritter = could be Zartan in disguise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should have done it with Burn Notice. Fi was Scarlett and Sam was Chuckles. Michael could easily be Duke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah something like that. The guys that have the rights are too focused on Snake Eyes and the arashikage clan. Start with military porn or glowBlack person stuff and move to fantastic elements later, you know like the real toy line.

        Also I heard these were supposed to be Duke and Heavy Duty from G.I. Joe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they were supposed to be, but the licensing rights fell through. Michael Bay needs to do the G.I. Joe movies.

          start it out COD TASK FORCE 141 in verdansk in warzone when shit is completely off the rails superscience crazy shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Michael Bay needs to do the G.I. Joe movies
            please, no
            ruining transformers was enough, thank you

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the studios ruined transformers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Act of Valor felt like it was written by a G.I. Joe fan. Even has the cartoony villains. Too bad they went with real SEALs to act out the main characters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I will check it out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Dirty Dozen is basically a G.I. Joe movie or Predator. Even Inglorious Basterds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Diversity Done Right

        The "Pursuit of Cobra" toy series was lots of fun, the best joe waves ever. Most of the figures were instant hits, were full of accesories and had great quality. We also got several homages to beloved franchise like Aliens and Predator. Pic related.
        Shadow tracker = Predator
        Recondo = Blain
        Duke = Dutch
        Spirit = Billy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is that a purple Ninja?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Diversity Done Right

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