why "they" don't make kinos like this anymore?

why "they" don't make kinos like this anymore?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't get me wrong but this is capeshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t have to get you wrong. You got you wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's indiana jones hatshit and it's great

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because they'd have to call it 'the cisgender female parent'

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Benny! Looks like you’re on the wrong side of the RIV-ER!!!!!!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is extremely comfy, one of my favourites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss young brendan fraser so much bros

      I recommend Journey to the Center of The Earth (2008). It's not nearly as good, but it has Brendan and the same adventure wibe as the Mummy movies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good recommendation friend, love adventure movies

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no one wants to play around with lore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Further yet, no one wants to create in-movie stand-alone lore anymore, everything must be connected to some book or comic book worshipped by a autistic fan base

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    action quipfests? there are plenty of those every year

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss young brendan fraser so much bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just image all the depraved gay sex stuff they made him do when he was young

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can never put my finger on why this movie is forever watchable. Must be comfy.

    What are some other movies that give this feel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Men in Black (1997) feels timeless and comfy as frick. Avoid thr sequels though, they are not even close compared to the first movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Second MiB sucked
        Third MiB wasn't bad
        Spinoff MiB was ass wipe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jumanji 1995

      Hook 1991

      Toy Story 1 + 2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All movies from the 90s are so fricking based. How the hell did they frick up so bad today? Culture and creativity are dead today

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i don't know why but movies just started being pieces of shit around early 10s

          It was the last thing really helmed by boomers. Then Gen X took over & everything sucks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would have to disagree. These movies all have downer moments which ruins the comfy. All adversity I'm the mummy is tolerable and doesn't compromise the comf.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More comfy movies from the 90s, with various feels
      Total Recall 1990
      Oscar 1991
      T2: Judgement day 1991
      Batman Returns 1992
      Far and Away 1992
      Fortress 1992
      Under Siege 1992
      Demolition Man 1993
      Tombstone 1993
      Color of Night 1994
      Leon The Professional 1994
      Maverick 1994
      Pulp Fiction 1994
      The Specialist 1994
      Speed 1994
      Stargate 1994
      Timecop 1994
      True Lies 1994
      Judge Dredd 1995
      Showgirls (the HDTV rip with the vegana) 1995
      Broken Arrow 1996
      Independence Day 1996
      The Rock 1996
      Trainspotting 1996
      Austin Powers 1997
      Conspiracy Theory 1997
      The Fifth Element 1997
      The Saint 1997
      Starship Troopers 1997
      Hamilton 1998
      Taxi 1998
      The Truman Show 1998
      The 13th Warrior 1999
      Fight Club 1999
      The Matrix 1999
      Office Space 1999
      Pirates of Silicon Valley 1999
      The Sixth Sense 1999
      The Thirteenth Floor 1999

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Mummy is extremely problematic, it has not aged well at all. Hetero white male protagonist, white washing Egyptians, and a white male plundering Eastern cultures treating their history like his playground.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Poor trolling. Try again later.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is the general perception of it for people outside the Cinemaphile far right bubble, same with Indiana Jones, particularly Temple of Doom.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Egyptians were always white
      The female lead is egyptian
      So is her brother
      Supports education & learning of other cultures
      Punishes fascists (the mummy)
      Kills a boomer who was involved in the "problematic" wars of europe
      Knowing israeli shit can save your life

      This movie does no wrong

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know why but movies just started being pieces of shit around early 10s

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The religion of corporate consumerism demands brand name loyalty, hence the capeshit and spaceshit market saturation. It is like McDonald's, degenerate slop not fit for consumption, but it is fast, available and exactly the same every time, and marketing pushes it 24/7.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    'they' became Bino

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cant think of a single actor right now with universal appeal like Fraser at the time. It also doesnt help that any studio with the budget to make it is just going to use the Disney Dome instead of shooting on location and taking the time to build sets and props. The creative process pf Hollywood makes it impossible.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Brendan Fraiser was molested & then blacklisted

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