Why was a 40 year old man close friends with an 8 year old chinese boy?
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Why was a 40 year old man close friends with an 8 year old chinese boy?
Why was a 40 year old man close friends with an 8 year old chinese boy?
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One word, BWC
Big Wang Chang ?
he is a israelite
um, OP's post is very antisemitic
father issues
dr jones sr was never close with young indy so indy wants not to be like him
and since he is adventurer he had no kid at the time and he didnt even know about mutt
>he didnt even know about mutt
We don't acknowledge anything after Crusade here. This a civilized board.
Cuz Steven Spielberg.
>punch all the nazis
>rescue the blonde girl
>score some young boy arse on the side
>have lucrative tenure at an elite college
It's the ultimate israeli fantasy movie.
>have lucrative tenure at an elite college
Where all your students openly thirst for you as well.
looks like he's part of the super adventure club
A kid sidekick has been a thing since Robin. In theory is for allowing kids to self-insert. Stop with your pedo fantasies
>A kid sidekick has been a thing since Robin.
>he doesn't know
> A kid sidekick has been a thing since Robin. In theory is for allowing kids to self-insert. Stop with your pedo fantasies
the 50s are a mystery to me, you couldnt show a toilet on television, but you could show batman and robin in bed together?
it was, unironicaly, not sexual
But the gays writing the comics had to have known.
Reminder that fredric werthham was right.
>bottom lotion
unironically what the frick did he mean by this
he need the lotion so Batman won't break his anus
that he'd get spanked in a non-sexual, father-son-like way, making his bottom sore. This, of course, is just a metaphor because Batman would never physically hurt Robin.
Batman and robin being gay lovers was always the implication. Always.
Batman spanks him when he's bad, that is the joke. It was ALWAYS a very blatant boy lover situation.
If you don't know comics, one of the robins becomes "Nightwing" and out of canon in our reality it took maybe 20 years for that character to shake the gay stereotypes just from being batman's sidekick.
It became what his character arc was as a superhero - having another case of the not gays that month.
The nightwing thing still happens even in DC productions. I saw an animated movie not long ago where Harley Quinn is surprised Nightwing checks her out. She straight up says she thought he was gay.
I love the look on starfires face. She knows what is going on.
Back then everything didn’t revolve around sex. No one was afraid or even aware of pedophiles until kids started disappearing and showing up dead.
Boy servants are a staple in colonialist patriarchal gay cultures
Herro mistah Indian Jonas, prease to make assistance and preasure! Oh no, blonde lady prease no sell me to Braddu Pittu! Nooooooo!!!!
orientals are natural born slaves
>Just me, the boy, two gay droids, and no questions asked
Detecting a theme here
There is literally nothing insidious or perverted about this photo or that they would consider eachother friends after working on something like this together. It's really speaks to your own perversion or at the very least how the internet has perverted your perception of everything that you look at this picture and sexualize it.
Maybe OP is just hot for Harrison Ford
>he doesn't have a lil boi as sidekick
YWNBIJ
>Marion: I was a child. I was in love. It was wrong and you knew it!
>Indiana: You knew what you were doing.
what did spielberg mean by this?
indy groomed her when she was a teenager
hey now, cool it with the anti-Semitisim. Marion being a e-girl was Lucas’s idea.
Canonically short rounds parents were killed in the bombing of Shanghai so Indy raised him.
Indy, like most j*ws, enjoys the company of children.
YOU JUST KNOW
deep Indy lore. see, they call him "Jones" because he's always jonesing for small Asian boys. this was revealed to me in a dream
short round was extremely smart and gifted for a child making him a useful ally to indy and since hes a child more loyal and less likely to screw him over
if you think anything else you are the pervert
Because Steven Spielberg is an actual pedophile. He's a card carrying member of NAMBLA. You have to remember too that in the 80's they would have never dreamt that the internet is the way it is now so they were less subtle about it. This video does a great job of explaining it.
what do you think he was doing in shangai? he was visiting his harem of boys followed by getting high on opium
The boy helped him with complex mathematics.
When Spielberg is involved sphincters get ruptured and the story changes in production.
Why wouldn't you be?
>sympathy for helpless orphan
>urge to protect/fatherly instinct
>realize the kid is actually pretty smart and tough
>want to pass on your experience and help him grow
There's something deeply wrong with you if you think a man is somehow not supposed to ever show any fondness or emotions to his children or a kid he thinks of as one.
Is this literally how zoomers view the world?
>o-o-o-oh-hhhhh myyy godd.d... is that... AFFECTION? for a MINOR>?? i-it must me.. (whispers loudly) SEXUAL... because i'm a perverted basement loser obsessed with the sex I never have, so that must be all there is!! I'm physically incapable of perceiving reality in any other context than my own degeneracy!
People have talked about Speilberg being a pedophile for like 35 years at this point.
would you let your 8 year old son hang out and go on adventures with a 40 year old man you didn't know?
Short Round's parents are fricking dead.
I assume he was just some homeless kid he started paying to be a spy for him.
He hasn't read the first draft
Is there s pdf?
what are you saying?
there's nothing wrong with having a strapping young lad be the pool boy, he'd be shirtless because he doesn't want his clothes getting wet
>not being a high level explorer and having a low level rogue sidekick
do you even adventure?
Kid was probably hired as his guide while he was in town.
Shorty tried to pickpocket Indy, that's how he says they met. He was probably like, "Kid, let me show you how it's done", then brought him alone to show him how to steal priceless ancient artifacts.
Honestly when shorty went to go save possessed Indy and he gets roughed up, it was touching as hell when they hugged.
Indy!
I ruv yoo!
Suspicious.
He was fricking him in his tight ass
i am not watchin age of adeline again until i find out that's for sure
He stole him.
I like how this generation is so emotionally depraved the can not fanthom the concept of a grown up looking after an orphan, without being creepy or some other fricked up motive
Hollyisraelite israelites felt like some Chinese.
he was 12 though
Why is OP such a zoomie obese autistic homosexual
DOCTA JONES DOCTA JONES