Why was Flanders so jacked?

Why was Flanders so jacked?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The holy spirit blesses the faithful with gainz

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity

      He got the Golden God gains goin' on

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer LA-Z Rider Flanders

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best intro in Simpsons history

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The joke was that he's such an unattractive left handed dork and then he takes his shirt off and turns out to be a sex bababomb.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In reality to be funny
      >haha lame boring dude no one wants ti hang out with, but LOOK hes super jacked and hot and stuff!!!

      Literally me.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In reality to be funny
    >haha lame boring dude no one wants ti hang out with, but LOOK hes super jacked and hot and stuff!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lame boring people with no friends have the most time to work out and keep their diet clean
      it’s a good rule of thumb that the more muscular a person, the more creepy and autistic they are, i mean look at henry cavill

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It goes both ways really. Those types of people(people here) are either gymaxxed, fat pathetic slobs, or skinny as a rail due to malnourishment.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >roastoid seething
        Opinion discarded.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find it fascinating how much of Henry cavill’s personal life this board is aware of.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every figure discussed on Cinemaphile from Hayao Miyazaki to Srđan Spasojević has "that guy" who autistically knows every detail about them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I unironically like Gadongay because he saves shit threads by posting pics of a hot blonde.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's the sort of attractive that only men really notice.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Classic millennial cope. This is why your generation have to invent dadbod and fatphobia.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao I love this comic. The rebuttal is just to greentext the word
          >we

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever. It's still true

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of cancer I just read.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've been going to the gym for over a year now and I agree with this comic. It really just takes so much time out of your week.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree in that it’s a huge time sink for me but it doesn’t have to be
            The comic’s also btfo by the fact that you can listen to an audiobook, podcast, or music while you work out so it’s not like you have inherently less time to learn things than a fat frick

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the difference is these people aren't reading books instead they're scrolling tiktok. Going to the gym can be a huge time sink but it's never not worth it. Have you ever gotten back from the gym and felt like "boy, I wish I hadn't done that"?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You follow a shit program then. At one year you should be MW squar, , overhand pressing, doing two auxiliary you rotate every 6-14 weeks and going home, and W doing a deadlift, , and on every other week switching to deadlift MF, and squat W.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          u can go to the gym just to not get fat and to be healthy
          u don't have to get frickin jacked
          this reeks of fat cope

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my favorite fat cope is when a fat person talks about finally starting exercising and they say something like "I don't want to get bulky or jacked though, just toned" like don't worry man you're not going to accidentally get jacked lmao

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >t. roidtroony
              They just don't want you to push your ball shrinking drugs and mental illness on them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >make fun of fatties
                >anon gets personally offended
                >has to imagine I'm a strawman he made up to feel better
                eating less is not only free, but it saves money. you would practically be getting paid to be less fat you know.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People grossly underestimate how much work needs to be done in the gym to see significant results just like they grossly underestimate how many calories they actually consume.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bullshit, getting fit is easy, it just takes 1.5 years, but the per week time is not a lot, you are thinking roiders

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bullshit, getting fit is easy, it just takes 1.5 years
                And a shitload of people think they can get there within months through half-assed half hour sessions

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever. It's still true

          >read
          >draw a picture
          >play music
          >talk with friends
          imagine being so fricking unfit and lethargic you can't fathom reading and exercising in the same day

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never Listen to what a women says but what she does, and women were all over me when I was buff, and I’m a walking cringelord.
          Btw it doesn’t even take that much time to get reasonably buff. Just three days a week about hour and 10 minutes each time, the trick is not to quit, 80% of people don make it past a year and 95% don’t make it past 2 years. I gareifrickingtee most people waste more time watching epicodes of the office they have already seen.
          The advice women give single men is down right criminally wrong.
          Btw it’s a huge myth only lunkheads lift, you met accountants, history teachers, computer nerds, all sorts. So thier cope that they are more interesting is also false, most of those people are too tired from being out of shape to lead interesting lifes. And end up having the same tv show point of references as everyone else. God dam I hate the anti fitness agenda so god dam much

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When women say they aren't into muscly guys they are talking about superheros. Give then pictures of men and they'll pick the "normal ones who don't spend all their time at the gym" not realizing they are picking athletes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that comic about these two?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm assuming the bottom right panel is the author and the comic is him attempting to talk on women's behalf. I sincerely hope a deranged Black person splits his cuck face wide open with a tire iron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, it's because of Homer's jealousy and inferiority complex to the Flanders house. The running joke for the whole series is that the Flanders are nothing but nice to them but Homer hates them out of thinly veiled jealousy of their perfect family, this was just another facet of Flanders having more perfect of a life than Homer

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Flanders just lives regular, eats clean and has a good attitude. To make it worse, he's thankful to God for his life, which is pretty much a result of his choices.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs, or eat slop
    Everybody else in Springfield is a slob compared to him

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    clean livin, chewing thoroughly and a daily dose of vitamin church

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your body is a temple, and you have to take care of it.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess because you expect a churchy fella to have a potbelly. Come to think of it, why would a god-fearing person let himself go like that, as most of them do? You would think they should want to make themselves look good before they go to meet Jesus in person.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what effectively channeling the power of the holy spirt looks like neighbor.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    two eleven hughes street northeast fort walton beach, florida btw did you let the jannies bukkake you to get your address banned?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Delightfully subtle, but I still hope you die in a fire.

    [...]
    two eleven hughes street northeast fort walton beach, florida btw did you let the jannies bukkake you to get your address banned?

    >Stone's throw from Eglin AFB
    He's actually part of the chair force internet brigade isn't he?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine crying to kiwihomosexuals because ur comfy le cartoonarino thread has a visitor 🙁

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine crying to jannies to remove the ip counter because u get called out for samegayging everyday D:

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if you call tonguing janny anus so you can talk yourself everyday winning, kek sure

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid Sexy Flanders

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Four Gs homie.
    Get up, Praise God, Get to work, Good food.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why are you the only homosexual helping out milhouse?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stupid sexy flanders

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He also has a 12 inch dick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not to turn the thread into a dicklet-cope rabbit hole, but a 6 to 8 inch dick that always works, attached to a good looking guy who has self control and a bit of brains, damn, forget your dickzillas, that guy will be drowning in VAJ.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're good at fricking women will say you have a big dick regardless of whether it's actually big or not. It's like arousal makes them perceive the dick as bigger.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gymcel appeal

    It will all work out in the end. Nice house, family, job. Just go to the gym bro

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the result of a life without vices.

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