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He's scottish so he probably had whiskey dick
>the expression on the first guys face
Remind me, did Imogen get her breasts out for the lads in this?
no
Imagine being the cuck engaged to her. I mean, just think about dating an actress. She's fricked her way to a role, and then onscreen proceeds to: A) Say some romantic shit she's never said to you B) Kiss her co-star like she's never kissed you C) Shown her breasts/pussy to the world
Then she comes home and kisses you on the cheek and asks if you've remembered to take out the garbage. Only those who date pornstars, models, and b***hes with Onlyfans have it worse.
has poots ever shown breasts and vagene, asking for a friend
Yes. Tell your friend she was ate out by a Green Book costar in Mobile Homes(2017). Pretty sure you can find the scene on xvideos.
>Green Book
Kek. Green Room. I'm all fricked up.
I'll tell him to download it, cheers playa
i'm horny 24/7. what do i do bros?
continue to fail
Have sex bro. That’s literally it.
>Have sex
>In modern feminist society were most women reject 80% of all men for the 20% Chads
It's over
If you're moderately attractive (i.e. still ugly by woman standards) then you can always frick a decent troony.
It’s really not as hard as incels on Cinemaphile would have you believe. Really, you just have to get over any fear of rejection you might have and not be unreasonable with the women you go after. If you’re a 5, go after women that are 5’s. That’s it. I’m confident that 9/10 virgins on here could get laid if they followed those suggestions. Oh and fix your hygiene if it’s not already good.
You anonymous self-help posters never paint an accurate picture of women when revealing your lame advice.
Here's some real advice.
>go to the fricking gym
>drink more water
>try to let go of any mistakes you've made in the past (this is especially difficult if you're not a moronic normie)
>chill the frick out about these worthless prostitutes
>find a passion
>build yourself a narrative (religion, metaphysics)
>reach your goals
>strive for excellence
You can do it, brother. I believe in you. You have the capability to be not the man you want to be, but the man you are destined to be. The trannies and simps on here are mentally ill and should be ignored. Also, nothing a woman says can be trusted, due to their severe lack of autism.
you forgot the part where he buys some good genes
>good genes
Are you seriously suggesting you have to have "good genes" to be in shape? That's literally fat person logic. Are you fat? Also, I never said he needs to be build like the The Rock. This is a silly expectation.
yourself a narrative (religion, metaphysics)
Don't do this, but the rest is solid advice. You don't even need a good physique, a lot of women are into "dad bods" now, but having functional strength will make you feel better and appear less blob-like.
>>find a passion
One that isn't just consooming.
been there done that bought the tshirt and I'm back 10 years later to say I'd didnt work
You're just mentally ill though.
Woman-tier advice.
saying things like
>woman tier advice
is why you will never know the soft, cool touch of a plump female ass.
Your advice is shit and doesn’t work moron. You think men have to go on this ridiculous journey of self discovery and enlightenment just to frick some bawds? Please have a nice day asap,
It's not my advice, supergaysexguy.
But I'm right and it struck a nerve. Have sex.
checked. but you can be a loser and have sex if you aren't fussy. admittedly, being fit and successful will help but if you just don't care you'll still get laid
>t. loser that has sex
where do you find theses slags if you're a loser?
yourself a narrative (religion, metaphysics)
Lolwut.
>If you’re a 5, go after women that are 5’s.
more like go after 3s and still get rejected most of the time. It's too soulcrushing.
This is you literally natural selection. Either accept your lot in life, or change. There's no other choice, Anon. There are tons of ugly guys out here who are with girls way cuter than them, because they work on their style, or they have money, or they have charisma. I have a handsome friend who doesn't pull girls the way he should because he has no game, can't dress, and is unapproachable as all frick, he gets lucky every now and then solely because he's a handsome guy, and even then he still fricks it up. You either adapt or get left behind.
All I want is a woman who's
>not fat
>no tattoos, piercings, or dyed hair
That's literally it. Are my standards too high?
unironically yes in the modern world setting. I have only 1 foid friend who has none of that but she's fricking moronic for whatever reason. cute, tiny girl without a man. Why? Have no fricking idea.
you will never find a woman that doesnt have tattoos or doesnt want tattoos in america .. ever ..EVER
That depends entirely on what kind of person you are.
>Whine about statistics
>Wonders why women don't like him
Like clockwork.
>"See incel, women don't like you because you're aware of statistics!"
It’s always easier to blame society than it is to take responsibility for your own failures. To grow, you must first admit that you may be wrong. No wonder trannies and chuds are so alike.
you've got to stop taking /LULZ/ shit as gospel. it isn't doing you any good
This is natural selection at work, if you’re not smart enough to avoid nihilist traps then you shouldn’t pass on your genes.
just rape
So I'm a Chad because I've had sex? This just isn't true.
Once a woman finds something she wants she enjoys it till she's sick of it nearly single mindedly if you understand that you know how to get laid man just find what they want and give it to them you don't even really have to degrade yourself man its just supply and demand.
>just find what they want and give it to them
Where can I find a woman that wants a bald ugly manlet
I'm 5'8" and have had thinning hair since I was 20. I have fricked well over sixty women and I wouldn't consider myself highly attractive. My only advice would be to become a barfly because drunk prostitutes.
Better start finding out what's funny man go work at a Starbucks for a while or somewhere with alot of women.
Literally all you need to do is go to the gym and get fit, then post on tinder. I'm ugly as frick, but I used to be 93kg. Zero pussy. I went down to 75 and got relatively jacked in a year. Even with a shit face, I get hookups at least once a week.
it's not that simple
>have sex
>continue to get gradually addicted to it
>get more horny
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Are you telling me to rape?
pass the age of 30
hasnt stopped for me
have you tried not being fat and working out a bit?
not true at all.. i am 63 years old and i still get erections all the time
Take finasteride
I started taking Fin to stop my hair from thinning. My sex drive went from a 9/10 to a 7/10. I still fap a lot, but I no longer wake my wife (and myself) up at 3am trying to frick her in my sleep . Plus it’s nice to only *have* to cum once a day, instead of an absolute minimum of twice.
prostate milking
you'll feel like falling asleep for a nap afterwards and wake up super refreshed
pissing becomes even more pleasurable even if you don't have an enlarged prostate
it's one of the only ways to drain your seminal vesicles completely
just get yourself an aneros, a bottle of lube and a towel to lay down on and just let yourself relax and go with the flow
i often don't even feel like jerking it for about 3 days afterwards
total head clearer
tell you're gay without telling me you're gay
you are horny because you lack the connection it usually brings, once you realize this, and i mean truly realize it, and accept it, then you will in full control of your horny levels.
create human life
not be 15 anymore? I'm 37 now and go a full week or so without busting and be perfectly cool with it. it's nice, porn turns you into a weird deprived freak where you spend half your time jacking it to trannies and the other on reddit talking about trans rights
There's an herb called chasteberry that monks used to take to block their libido. They sell it at health food stores as a supplement to help with menstruation.
Is that Hugo Weaving?
Looks like James McCovoy to me.
I hate this scene. It just reinforced how much I wish I had a huge penis.
movie?
filth
thx fren
love her beak
cuteness overload.
wife material
did I mention cuteness overload?
why is she so cute
wholesome
>ywn
jdimsa ;_;
Oh shit, didn't realize McAvoy was a manlet
why does google say he's taller than her?
Heels, maybe
it's kino
how do you get this close to a woman and not start thinking if you have bad breath, constantly fighting off a boner, not aggressively smell her?
I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl
I'm 74 and never seen a woman
Honest question, if you are really 74, are you able to understand Cinemaphile and millenial/zoomer slang/memes or you just ignore it?
I can't remember
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he's literally me
post the webm
the only role poot was hot in
he was a schizo, but its probably also the highlander genes
>ENLARGE
literally deceived and raped her, kinda not cool
nah, he tricked her, but she still consented
she got scammed
>but she still consented
she could have withdrawn that at any time, hope this film came with a disclaimer
He deceived her. “Tricked” makes it sound like they have a playful relationship
And "deceived" makes it sound like he lied about his HIV status or something equally significant that could have harmed her in some way. If she cared that much about his size, she could easily have verified before letting him penetrate.
nice milf. would deceive/10
feels bad jessica walters is dead
>le woosh! r/woosh! xD
go the FRICK back
she pulled her panties down and let him frick her, it's not rape. they're both degenerates for different reasons
literally me
It didn't occur to the other lads to do the enlarge trick?
Mogul moves
Live action Last of Us 2?
Who is that on the right? She's kinda hot
>Who is that on the right? She's kinda hot
>Is that Hugo Weaving?
Is it trash lady from Walking Dead?
>Frick me with that horses wiener!
What did she mean by this?
>has a small wiener
>still has sex and laughs it off anyway
unbelievably based
Hey! Quit stealing my moves!
>woman finds out you have giant wiener
>wants to frick immediately
is it that easy bros?
no I have big peen but I'm still a loser. although they do comment on its size when I very occasionality have sex
Same boat. Women can't tell how big your dick is by looking at you. And penis size is not proportional to the rest of your body. Did have a co-worker tell all our other coworkers that I had a big dick, and everyone kind of laughed about it.
wasnt she a literal hooker they paid to have at the party that night
Yeah that's why black guys get laid so often.
It probably sounds strange now but in the '70s no-one really cared how big their dick was. When I was a teenager I had every conceivable hang-up about my body except that. I don't know who started it; queers probably. Although you find it in a lot of American cop shows but there's no mention of it in Sarte. Whatever, in the showers at the gym I realized I had a really small dick. I measured it when I got home. It was five inches, maybe five and a half or six if you measured right to the base. I'd found something new to worry about, something I couldn't do anything about; it was a basic and permanent handicap. It was around then that I started hating blacks.
There weren't many of them in the school—most of them went to the technical high school, Lycée Pierre-de-Coubertin, where the eminent Defrance did his philosophical striptease and propounded his pro-youth ass-kissing. I only had one in my class, a big, stocky guy who called himself Ben. He always wore a baseball cap and Nikes; I was convinced he had a huge dick. All the girls threw themselves at this big baboon and here I was trying to teach them about Mallarmé—what the frick was the point? This is the way Western civilization would end, I thought bitterly, people worshiping in front of big dicks, like hamadryas baboons.
You should write screenplays
it's houellebecq
dats a book
No, At best they would take a picture of it.
no, I have a legitimately huge wiener but go through months-years long dry spells because I am a 140 pound 5'7 manlet. My dick is the same girth as my wrists (6 inches)
Well yes, for CERTAIN women
I have an eight inch and my girlfriend has pulled it out in front of her sister and a few of her friends and they're always excited and like it and talk about how big it is but none of them ever wanted to frick.
But if you're some ugly dude with tattoos who does drugs you'll get laid a lot. Or just be attractive with a 4 inches and you'll get a lot of sex.
Moral of the story be attractive or abuse girls who do drugs. I have an ugly buddy who smokes weed all the time and bangs stupid 6/10 girls because they wanna smoke weed and want someone to do it with. Ez lay
post dick homosexual. I want to know if it's bigger than mine
Just trust everyone here has 10/7 inches bro
lots of times it's that easy yes
trick is on how to convey it
if you are unable to deliver it in a charming manner the jig is up
being hung has helped me more times than it hindred me
anyways most wholesome girls don't care
just treat them well
Women can't tell either way
naughty days of prof. Xavier
I remember a little kid flipped me off in the train once and no one was looking so I kicked him in the gut and he cried but couldn't articulate what had made him cry so his dad told him to be quiet. That was a great day.
Imagine admitting to letting a literal child upset you
Goddamn, thats high risk high reward
Walking home from school one day there was a kid yelling all manner of obscenities out his window as I passed by, I couldn't really do anything about it since he was in his house so I just yelled "huh?" and pretended I didn't hear him from where I was. He got real upset and ran downstairs and out his front door at me, little fricker was only wearing a pair of thin shorts so when he got close enough I picked him up by his neck for stability and shorts for the most extreme of wedgies. I then carried him casually across the street to a row of rose bushes and gently placed him on top of them. I then went home and took my after school shit, never looked back at the struggle to get out of those bushes.
The woman who played moaning myrtle was so sexy and milfy in this
My favorite scene is when he's hungover in his car, takes a few swigs of liquor, does some lines of coke, pukes, and then walks into work.
I have actually done that a few times
I hope you didn't base your personality on McAvoy in this film
no, I'm a natural frick up. although I did think I was the reincarnation of Jim Morrison when I was a teenager
Ah, so you're a narcissist then
more like moronic than narcissist I would say
Morrison was relentlessly handsome
yeah we don't have much in common other than long hair and poor lifestyle choices
sweet sevenhead, brah!
don't be mean
s-sorry
just kidding, frick you lmao kys
lol nah but frfr your barber prob needs a sherpa senpai
why don't you two gaywads kill each other or go back
how about I kill you instead Black personlord
tf is a sherpa
I am long hair anon and I'm pretty sure it's just a big knife, like a machete
It's a guide to help you navigate the Himalayas.
in that case, I don't understand the insult but I am pretty moronic
It was a pretty moronic insult, so maybe you two would really get along.
Sven?
TWISTED
my favourite scene was the one where they stormed some asthmatic nonce's apartment and pulled the "beast routine" on him
the plot twist was mediocre and moronic
when he turned out to be a schizo troony at the end and killed himself, I was slightly underwhelmed
Is this movie any good?
yeah but it hits too close to home
>not embracing the downward spiral
probably gonna make it
i've been in the schizo ward twice which is enough
that does sound pretty rough, I just drink very heavily and some how get away with it. it'll get me one day.
not necessarily. I haven't taken any drugs including medication in like 5 years. rarely drink but that might be because of being a shut in
It's ok. James McAvoy steals the show, but I prefer T2
Yes. Plot kind of falls apart towards the end as it's hard to give the book its justice but it's a good watch overall
she is nice but the other bobcut milf he does was nice too
neuroticism and stress make me frick like a god, when I'm mentally calm I literally have no libido.
Did more than 5 Cinemaphiletards actually see this movie? That's cool.
>why was he so horny?
the real question is: Why aren't you?
I've ascended mere flash needs.
>doesn't have disappointing weird sex with strangers
one of the many pleasures of life anon
>disappointing
>pleasure
disappointing for them that is
imagine using this line to cope with the fact that you were never fully a man
Cause he's drunk and high on coke all the time. It makes me a horny bastard too.
one of the best endings to any movie ever
made me sad but I love it
No tapeworm monologues and dog porn from the book. Shit adaptation.
I wish bobcuts were more popular
I for one, am not ashamed to say it but I love Brit (brit as in uk) bawds
I am a bong and also love them dearly. I have a girl in my phone with a thick as frick northern accent that makes me super diamonds
very carefully. I'm not ugly either though, I'm probably being a bit hard on myself. I just drink a lot.
getting smashed at bars and pulling the local 2am tramp?
yeah, I don't judge. I'll take just about anything so long as they have arms and legs.
the one I've been seeing brings me a bottle of rum and will insist on me drinking it before getting to business. top comfy.
fair and any holes a goal pilled. also a whole bottle? damn
they're always small but I think she likes my alkie vibes. I can neck one quite easily. I don't question it because it's pretty nice
like minibar 50ml small or 500ml small?
they're usually like little foreign looking bottles, I'd take a photo but I threw them away obviously. probably comparable to a stubby like pic related but with spirits instead
We call those mickeys in canada
It's not the accents that get me, not exactly anyway, but it's the sheer sexual energy, just doing literally anything as loose as can be.
Sometimes a random bar bawd is exactly what the mood calls for. I was never Cinemaphile when I was in my bar phase, but I am now in my 30s and it's insane that the few times I've gone out to a bar, how hard a bar slag will throw herself at me before the night is out. I wish I was built in my 20s.
Imagine the frame she'd impart on your sons bros. Frick.
they should've kept the skin flaking from the book
Why aren't you?
That scene made no sense. Don't the directors know size doesn't matter? The vegana is only about 4 inches deep.
>The vegana is only about 4 inches deep.
Falling for the meme