Why was Reese from Malcolm in the Middle so buff yet depicted as unpopular?

Why was Reese from Malcolm in the Middle so buff yet depicted as unpopular?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this him?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gains only get you part of the way. Attitude is what held him back from greatness. He was a bully.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A bully who looked like that in the 00s in hs would be dripping in gash. Its a sitcom made by nerd writers who never got laid in hs tho so

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not really. He was dumb, mean, and desperate for attention. He would not have been popular. In the show he has the occasional gf tho so I don't know what is far off from reality

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is still false. I know tons of dudes who were c**ts and got laid because they were psychos. Women are drawn to power. Reese is v good looking too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you didn't know Reese, I guess... How stupid do you have to be to make this useless thread and then argue with it? You got your answer as to why Reese never got laid.. Why does that even matter, are you 16 years old or something? Lol..
            >SUMMER IS HERE

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't make this thread, and you'd be very easily able to infer that from my posts if you weren't a sperglord

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Reese had no friends, he has no power because nobody acknowledges him.
            The jock bully is always surrounded by goons who laugh with him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Women are drawn to power.
            Which Reese also had none of. Maybe he was the King Bully in grade school, but in high school he always sat with that other kids that didn't know his name or acknowledge his existence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        99% of the time the opposite is true, the mean jock bully vs innocent nice guy dork is bs, in real life the jock guys have tons of friends and get laid because they're cool and fun to be around, the nerd guys are friendless because they're spiteful and boring and a drag

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        girls did like him.
        he just ruined everything because he was a loner autistic moron and even malcom felt sorry for him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whoever told you this told you wrong. Charisma is number one factor in getting women, everything else is secondary and Reese did not have Charisma

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Another bluepill post by some boomer moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not him but making women laugh is pretty much the only reason i have a girlfriend in my friend group despite us all being NEET loser types. i guarantee its not my good looks or money

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reese is a mean awkward weirdo.
        Just like Malcolm.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >reese didnt get laid
    >i would have sucked his dicc he looked good and buff

    -OP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he would have been a chad at my school. Maybe because I went to school in kansas.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >low body fat= buff

    Lolno

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      still mogs most amerisharts

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cute

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick off, you're not the boss of me now, i don't have to answer that

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Francis > Malcolm > Stevie's Dad > Reese > the sexy clown Krelboyne teacher they were going to turn into a pedophile in future seasons before she was cut from the show > Hal > The Rest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can't outlift your autism.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why do women still treat me like a diseased freak after i fell for Cinemaphile memes?
    ftfy chuddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I got laser hair removal moron, I literally grow less facial hair than a cis woman

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          don't forget to hide your male baldness pattern, wide shoulders, adams apple, narrow hips and square jaw. you might actually fool some drunk frat boy. don't forget to sneak out after you got your shitter pounded like a cheap bag of frickmeat before he soberes up, realizes what he did and beats the living shit out of.
          freak

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had the same body as Reese at his age. I could beat any guy in my class armwrestling and could make these huge ass biceps tensing up my arm. I barely worked out, maybe an hour at week after soccer with some friends

    Now I'm bald and overweight

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite moment in the show?

    I still piss my pants laughing at the Abba scene where Malcolm and Reese each think the other is gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jessica best girl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she hit the wall hard I wanna go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jessica needed a fist in the face

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like her character. Just like Malcolm I got fooled by her and thought she liked him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come he never had a career after Malcolm in the Middle. He had the looks to be a decent comedy actor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not as handsome as other comedy actors and the sitcom genre was dying I imagine.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Childhood is thinking you were Malcom
    Adulthood is realizing you are Francis

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Buff
    What? He's rake thin.

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