Why was she made a juror at Cannes?

Why was she made a juror at Cannes?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's an angry man

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is that one Muppet made out of leather?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn she's even dressing like a grandma already

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's got the wrinkly face for one.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it's funny

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Dano's pronoun is he/him

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my boy dano lookin' muh-frickin CLASSIC in that fit

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted neuro-divergent representation.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They thought they were ordering some cheese for the catering and she showed up

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Black dress is beautiful and feminine, the overalls are atrocious and undignified

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It only shows how little credibility they have making someone as talentless and devoid of any good performances like Brie a juror.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should take you as a juror next year anon, I completely agree

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather stay home with my piss bottles thank you

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just bring them with you

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    She has zero femininity. It's so unsettling.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this homie still scared of girls lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is Brie doesn't resemble a female at all.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >homie is scared of a 40 pound humanoid
          lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, she has famously fricked up feet.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >homie is scared of a 40 pound humanoid
        lmao

        >im gonna say homie and pretend to be a guy to mask me acting like a girl
        breasts or gtfo. brie has zero felinity and it's obvious and one of the main reasons why she acts like such a miserable c**t all the time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >brie has zero felinity
          how wrong you are

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that mug
        >those thin lipe
        >those arms
        >those big knuckles

        This makes your pp hard? I have some bad news for you anon....

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >d-dude knuckles
          that's the best you could come up with?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            soggy knees too and she's a bad actress

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rarely do you see such a joyless smile

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt she's ever felt joy to begin with

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of Hunter Schaefer.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like dylan mulvaney

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facial blindness. She looks like Heath Ledger.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is 33 years old. She looks 55. How is that fricking possible ??

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was that facial expression meant to convey to Dano

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's going on with her big toe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit! What the frick!!??

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Larson was legitimately mindbroken by autists on Cinemaphile calling her a flat-assed hag

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering how many celebrities, especially women have buckled under the pressure and deleted their socials over less, I think she did ok.
      I also have the feeling she likes the trolls.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up gay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're not wrong

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          why is she so moronic

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            She is full of herself and out of touch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah becasue she comes here and reads the posts all the time
      not

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        gee I wonder who could be behind this post

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          BRIE go to bed.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >toe nail

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a free country, brother.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels good being a titty-man. Feet and ass can burn in hell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like her post-workout ass. Feet are gimped but I'm guessing it runs in the family.
      Most of these things are genetic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is flat though.

      Why does she looks so bad?

      Bad genes.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she looks so bad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To filter out superficial people.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    heckin cute

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is 10-year-old footage lol
      absolute state of simps

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        True love is eternal

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    [...]

    She's honestly atrocious, cherry picked, shopped pics don't change the fact she has fake breasts and a very strange body with granny legs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop humblebragging brie we're not buying it

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the body of a 75-year-old retiree who speed walks everyday to Walgreens

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How can she be 9/10 hot in the left picture and not on the right? How ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wardrobe makes a huge difference unless you're in the 5% who can rock anything

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you’re having a hard time growing your own breasts, store bought is fine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hanging breasts. Too old!!!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          low test

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >low test

            No, just normal

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also. If i were hIGh tEsT id still notice that those breasts were sub-par & be like "frick it"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wardrobe makes a huge difference unless you're in the 5% who can rock anything

      9/10? She looks like a tired and unhealthy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        post body

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My job is not dependent on my physical appearance like an actress

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            so it's acceptable to be unhealthy if you're not a celebrity?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks an actor's job is solely tied to his or her looks

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He doesn't know actresses are cast aside at 25 unless they are top 1% of talent.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                hopefully that's what happens so that moron stops making these threads
                only you mutts care about celebrity gossip

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Americans live rent free in your head lmao. It's women who care about celebrities.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                so why is this sperg obsessing over someone who doesn't even know he exists? just hatefap to her already and talk about something more interesting

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We all are, some are just too afraid to admit it. I started off as a hater too.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                welcome to the club
                go see fast sex

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't mention anything about Americans, anon you are the one who brought it up out of no where, you are the one obsessed.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Brie has neither looks or acting talent. So why does she have a career?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm male with gyno and have wider hips than her

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like the kind of girls that dont shower and wear ultra baggy clothes for some reason
    like billie ellish but with a methhead body/hairline instead of milkers

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads make me kind of ashamed of the fact that I thought she was attractive in Scott Pilgrim.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're probably the only person who did find her hot at any point in time

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like a troony Elon Musk

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a juror
    wtf they have trials?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's a cinephile with an oscar, not exactly rocket science

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she's a cinephile
      Please be serious.

      She's like Jlaw but the real deal

      Except that JLaw is attractive, a good actress, and normal.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jlaw's a Harvey girl with a put-on pick me personality. Brie's spiel about movie critics was cringey but she's authentic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And? JLaw is still the better actress between the two.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No need to be defensive, it's just the truth.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's just fact. Even Cinemaphile admits that Jennifer has good performances. Never seen that for Brie.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol
                https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/40305370/#40305370

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                newbie: the post

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She walked so Brie could run.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          JL confirmed for stupid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oscar and pedo bait

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how is this pedo bait? you never had a mother?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile hates their mothers newbie

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            speak for yourself

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great movie tbh

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yup, the kid did pretty well too. Shame he had to tarnish his career thereafter with that Shane Black Predator.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was so cringe. How did she win an Oscar?!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Human emotions aren't cringe, you're just autistic.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her reaction and delivery was not realistic or convincing at all.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You wouldn't know realistic from fake either way.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you should get an oscar for worst takes on Cinemaphile

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her face seems made of latex -as feels the texture of that whole clip. gay

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you don't have a clue about anything

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                try out sharknado for some good acting

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ive already seen Giant

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her performance is youtube skit tier.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cinephile

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    her arms look like two sharks hanging off her frame...

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yikes.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being objectified
      >is an actress

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ribrianne vs Brianne
    who's your money on?

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's cute and talented

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come people here claim to hate her but threads about her are always so popular and full of people saying how much they want to frick her or get dommed by her or other random shit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Cinemaphile is obsessed with her because she seems like she's on the spectrum. She hasn't really done anything to warrant obsessive love or hate.
      She had an "activist moment" like 7 years ago or something and since then there's a thread about her all the time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think about her at all. Im just here now noticing her every foible along with you guys...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        riiight

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont need to prove myself to you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /tv/‘s relationship with Brie is complicated.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      haven't heard of hate fricking have we nu gay
      she elicits complicated emotions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is attainable. The negative comments are Cinemaphile being tsundere for her. Who do you think the audience for her yoga videos was?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved that channel, shame she doesn't upload anymore

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          she started than channel when she really wasnt working much post Endgame. She has been working again lately, but when that drops off I bet she will post again

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i miss casual youtube brie so much it's unreal

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think there's a chance that content will return cause she seems to be done with most of her projects right now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Start a thread with a ham planet and you will have Americans wanting to frick it. It means nothing, there is always some lowest denominator among males willing to frick shitty women.

      She is attainable. The negative comments are Cinemaphile being tsundere for her. Who do you think the audience for her yoga videos was?

      moron

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she even so popular?
    Is this a psyop?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's like Jlaw but the real deal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is anyone in Hollywood popular? Maybe if you discuss someone you give them that priviledge

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has that monkey face that was considered ultimate in 1977 -which is the thing that makes The Last Remake Of Beau Geste so hilarious

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gorgeous hardbody with a mature face. Great combo. I bet her butthole is very attractive and smells interesting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you think her trailer smelled funny when she was filming all those movies for months?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet it smelled like a combo of armpit and jolly rancher green apple.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is Alison Brie aging so badly. There's so many women her age that looks way younger than her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say Alison was hotter in Community but didn't stand the test of time very well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She'll always be Trudy to me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brie Larson looks like a man.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And you neither look nor act like one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      drugs I assume but possibly also alcohol as I did a Biology degree with mostly all women and graduated in 2016. I've looked up some of the girls from my class recently who are all around 30 now and most of them look dreadful. One of the girls in my class was even in miss America back when we were in college yet now she looks like a skeleton. None of them were into drugs but they were all very big into drinking and partying.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say Alison was hotter in Community but didn't stand the test of time very well.

      It is really really sad to watch her slam into the wall

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she has an oscar
    and I bet she's pretty intimidating in person

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing all that intimidating about women unless you're like the sperg ITT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She sucks major wiener, she work it very fine and don't demand preambles, so everyone in the higher-ups love to see her because they know they're getting good head. Some even stay celibate for some days to better be serviced by her

      Which confirm my case, we all know how oscars are given after the metoo event

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except she never #Metoo'd anyone. Ironically enough, she stood up for abused men when that thing was at its peak.
        It's possible that some casting couch stuff was happening, since it's Hollywood, but she hasn't been in any Harvey movies.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So? It wasn't just Harvey, moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it was.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Except she never #Metoo'd anyone
          Of course she didn't. Why would she burn out the privileges she achieved by sucking the mad wiener she sucks?

          Yes it was.

          Oh, wow. Are you in or something? I'll frick you in the ass to be an extra with a line

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why would she burn out the privileges she achieved
            Everyone else did it. She decided to point out not only women can go through this.
            Also, 99% of her roles were in small indie productions that don't pay that well.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Everyone else did it
              I wonder how many of those are jurors at Cannes
              Oh yes, none. Fricking none. You're daft, baiting or in on it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you assume the metoo movement tanks careers when if anything, it was championed in Hollywood?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > it was championed in Hollywood
                Oh yes, what a merit for that den of degenerates. "We burned a witch!" Meanwhile

                >people can't achieve a sliver of success in life without sucking dick
                Jesus Christ anon an Oscar is just a statuette. Brendon Fraser got one when none of us expected it. It's not that big a deal.

                >women can't achieve a sliver of success in life without sucking dick
                FTFY. Referring to Fraser is a false equivalence. And we don't know how many ass he ate either. But he's actually lovable too, so I'll not pursue any more slandering on him.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fact remains, if she had an experience that merited a MeToo, she would've most likely shared it. The Brendan thing is just evidence of how unpredictable Oscar wins can be.
                You can stay on the opinion that women can't make it in the biz without sucking cawx, but I view that as cynical more than it's applicable in all situations.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people can't achieve a sliver of success in life without sucking dick
            Jesus Christ anon an Oscar is just a statuette. Brendon Fraser got one when none of us expected it. It's not that big a deal.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cannes was always worthless like that. You can look up who else was already part of the jury if you want to be even angrier.
    >former members of Cannes' jury who decided who won a golden french tree
    Ava DuVernay
    Nastassja Kinski
    Anjelica Huston
    Whoopi Goldberg
    Jaime Lee Curtis
    Mira Sorvino
    MC Solaar
    Jeff Goldblum
    Charlotte Gainsbourg
    Sharon Stone
    Michelle Yeoh
    Kate Beckinsale

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nastassja Kinski
      >Jaime Lee Curtis

      My sides...

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    classic dano on the left

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a recent picture? I thought she fixed her disgusting fungus toes

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fungus nails in full view
    why does this troony keep doing this

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it when I say this she is absolutely disgusting and looks diseased.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I mean it when I say
      should've kept that part out, too obvious you don't mean it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too many morons in this thread think people are "tsundere"
        so frick off, she looks like a hag

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          sure

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's back to the same weight that she was when she was a pop singer and was flat as a board. still has big breasts now, confirmed for fake?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she literally always had those breasts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        look at videos or pics her when she was a pop singer. pic related is her a year apart. i get that she is probably wearing a pushup in the second but she was literally flat as a board a year before

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >breasts clearly obstructed
          >she's flat
          well yeah, no shit, clothes make a difference just like here

          https://i.imgur.com/hX4QNjv.jpg

          Why was she made a juror at Cannes?

          and here

          wardrobe makes a huge difference unless you're in the 5% who can rock anything

          there's old shows/movies where you can tell her breasts are consistently the same

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm literally talking about when she was a pop singer. she went from being completely flat while wearing tank tops to having bolt on looking breasts in her leaks. i'm just throwin it out there that it's entirely possible they're fake. i know real perfect tiddies exist

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              she was like 17 or 18 then
              but she also said she used to wear tight bras on purpose because breasts drew too much attention
              it's on her 31st birthday video

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a rude c**t who won on Oscar, so basically a Frenchwoman.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rude
      I've dated much worse tbh. If her rudeness extends to accidentally touching Don Cheadle she's pretty lightweight.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then don't date gays.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You meme but I don't think Cinemaphile is redpilled on just how awful women can be. I'm desensitized to small shit like some actress making a cringey lip sync to Imagine or having a ""fight""" with her co-stars.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yep, this is going into my "Brie Larson is a Skinwalker" evidence folder.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We know they never undressed a woman, but one would expect that after seeing so many pics and videos the incels would understand how the outfits work

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks more like salty gays and girls, also the leaked pics prove they're obviously natty

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