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she has to frick zombie king, basically lost her youth to pregnancies (I lost mine too but because of inceldom) while her friend is going around fricking Chad Mc gaybasher
Don't forget the fact that her son has the actual, rightful claim to the throne and his life might be in danger because his zombie husband is being stubborn about it.
actual claim? disregarding the fact that viserys named his daughter as heir? how can anybody be team green in this instance. greens singlehandedly set back the realm for 100 years due to their greed
pate can't come soon enough
the white worm is more than her body though, perhaps you will realise
>greens singlehandedly set back the realm for 100 years due to their greed
greens were coerced into the war by the citadel, so that they could kill off the dragons and weaken house targaryen
her kids will be killed you moron
thats just otto doctrin.. rhaenyra is not moral bankrupt..thaenyra not even kill alicent later on.. daemon might tho
she lied on her mother's memory that she didn't lose her virginity, Alicent can't trust that dragon prostitute.
True true, ngl it's her fault too, she betrayed rhae by marrying her father.
Not a betrayal, in fact having her friend marry her father was a great opportunity. Rhaenyra could have had Alicent and her children's support to be queen if she stayed on good terms with them, instead she chimped out and made enemies of them.
Why did she ape out? Why couldn't she just run away with criston, even if he was a manhoe, he loved her. Stupid dumb b***h.
she swore that daemon didn't. which is true.
half truth..
stop being a woman, a lie is a lie
Rhaenyra sweared over her DEAD MOTHER (and Alicent have a dead mother too, so it hurted more) about a minor stuff like having sex. She cant no longer be trusted with oaths regarding even more serious stuffs.
Otto's fears will be even more justify when in the future Daemon and Rhaenyra will marry and have kids. The woman will became a de facto puppet of him, and he had plans to cause "accidents" on everyone above his own kids in the succession line
ACTUAL ESL on this very thread
I will NOT watch a show discussed by pajeets
Kek I love how this is what women viewers actually relate to, pretty women in dresses being conniving c**ts and shacking up with men in power. Not Arya or Brienne, just this boring two-faced bullshit.
written by a israelite prostitute
what did you expect?
"kino"?
Of course they relate to that because that is what they are actually like. Also them engaging in their petty bullshit sure is entertaining especially knowing that they'll eventually start burning the whole realm to the ground around them.
This show has been pretty kino so far and if it can keep avoiding shitting the bed, I say it'll outshine GoT with what is lying in store for the Targs in the future.
>dude Kek women le dumb
Imagine the absolute stench of this poster
i don't think they're dumb, I just think the shit they like is boring as hell.
Women are different than men. It's good they find different things interesting than men. Gender differences and roles should be celebrated.
Yes, men are like men and women are like men plus with women stuff that makes them even better.
Why would women be a fan of 2 of the manliest female characters?
>Not Arya or Brienne, just this boring...
I speak for everyone with taste when I say it's far better this show isn't bogged down with cringe characters like Arya and Tyrion
yes women are like that.
moron.. this is why you never understand woman.. and only view from your stupidity..
>pretty women in dresses being conniving c**ts and shacking up with men in power. Not Arya or Brienne, just this boring two-faced bullshit.
Good. God I'm tired of the "le badass manfaced warrior woman" meme.
I like it.
prefer it to any dragon or fighting bullshit, because any attempt they have at fighting or dragons or whatever falls flat on it's face.
give me b***hy character stuff rather than badly choreographic fighting.
>women look up to characters that act like actual women
You've clearly never known a woman. They are all conniving little c**ts unless you wrangle your b***h like a calf like a real man is supposed to (AKA not being a little b***h like Bobby B or Jon Arryn.)
what the frick did you think he meant by "actual women relate to" you mentally moronic incel?
Arya and Brienne are terrible characters too
See
and
Stop telling me shit I already know
You must be some troony gay or one soon to be. Imagine not understanding sex differences and that each sex should play by it's strength, not be a lame imitation of the other.
Yes cretin, women relate to that because that's how they acquire power and status, by being sly and underhanded, and men do it by force and violence, because it's in their nature.
He agrees with you, moron.
It do be like that
>No tragic misunderstood anti-heroine with a redemption arc
JUST
>boring
Boy low IQ capeshitters truly are a plague, imagine getting filtered by a game of thrones spin off
>Soap opera tier shenanigans and drama
>interesting
Watching what my mother and countless other women slop up on day time tv when I was younger is what basically made me realize feminism is a meme and the early Roman's had the right idea.
>nooooo where are my explosions and CGI raccoons!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Don't worry bro I'm sure marvel has right up your alley coming out soon
I hate capeshit, your argument doesn't work, sorry.
Soap opera = Marvel and CoD for women
>I hate capeshit
>complains about too much talking and not enough explosions and quips
Sure you do marveltroony, suuuure you do
>complains about too much talking about vacuous, low brow housewife tier gossip
Yes
I think you might be a troony if you like this tbh
>Yes
Based honest low IQ capeshitter. Your opinions has been retroactively disregarded and HotD remains the best tv show of the last 3 years, but I admit it takes courage to admit this
>3 twitter likes
That's you isn't it
>300 twitter likes
That's you isn't it
>my show is better than capeshit
Low bar
Because she's based, cares about tradition and keeping the realm stable by having their family not frick up.
>poor me, i have no personal ambition whatsoever, im just a poor wallflower victim to the schemes of the powerful MEN. a regency? what's that, some kind of dessert
Why do women writers make female characters have even less agency than the "damsels" they'd b***h about in the 80s?
>have no personal ambition whatsoever
>only seen 3 dragons so far
>THIS SHOW ONLY HAS 3 DRAGONS
legitimately because most women are naturally quiet and inactive and they relate to women who portray that (Sansa) or two-faced conniving c**ts (Cersei and Margaery) more than they ever do with characters like Captain Marvel or Arya (Look at a03 if you don't believe me.) The reason you see so much feminist bullshit on TV where women don't act like women is because it's often the only way to make female characters even remotely interesting.
>reading ASIOAF
>It's another "Sansa plays the quiet Ice Queen role as everyone in King's Landing bickers with each other" chapter
>wanna shoot myself
looks like an older version of my 14 year old cousin.
what possesses you morons to fill out a captcha just to post a non comment?
pedo fetishposting
jealous much?
what possesses us to take 2 seconds extra to post?
>he hasn't mastered the art of speed captcha'ing.
ngmi famalam.
lucky motherfricker
Whos the prostitute? shes pretty hot
Why TF is her nose so pointy?
that’s the entire plot of Mein Kampf
You're telling me all I need to do is look at the Early Life section and see if they are a green?
GIVE ME THE SOURCE NOW
It's HotD related. Sorry.
>This show has been pretty kino so far and if it can keep avoiding shitting the bed, I say it'll outshine GoT with what is lying in store for the Targs in the future.
Nah, the writing is already falling apart. People are being deliberately stupid to cause drama and motivations are losing coherence.
show was shit when they decided they didn't need to make a new fricking theme song. how insanely lazy.
Rhaenyra lied to her face while promising on her mother that it was true. And they take oaths seriously. And Rhaenyra just destroyed Criton's oath to the point he would have his wiener and balls chopped off and be tortured to death if the King found out, so Criston had to plead for her to give him a quick death. Rhaenyra is not trustworthy, and it broke her heart since they've been friends so long.
Also Rhaenyra not being trustworthy has big negative implications for the future of her and her children.
Frick her. She married her best friend's father so that she could have children that would steal that same friend's station in life.
That was clearly not Alicent's plan originally, the last fricking episode just shoved it in your face how she naively believes Rahenerya will be queen and they will still all be friends.
If you want to blame anyone blame Otto for conniving the scheme, or Rahenerya for being generally a c**t.
Being dumb is not a defense.
Yeah, she was dumb to assume Rahenerya was a good person, she should have tried to frick her over from the start.
>Daddy asked me to help him steal the throne. I'm sure he has good intentions and my friend will still love me.
Don't be a fricking moron, the king had to remarry, in case Rahenerya caught cancer of whatever if anything, it was only a question of who.
Alicent was asked to marry to strenghten her house and she did, how could have she predicted the sequence of events that lead to the dance when not even Vyseris and Otto did?
Cause she is directly involved in the coup that leads to it? That should give you some leads
That will come later, I didn't say she is ultimately innocent at the time of her death, but as far as the show goes, she hasn't done anything purposefully evil yet.
The marriage was forced on her, didn't you see how she was biting her fingers? Has the show not made it clear enough for you?
She couldn't do anything about it, unlike Vyseris, Otto is not weak willed, and will force her to marry if necessary.
>The marriage was forced on her, didn't you see how she was biting her fingers?
That's the point, genius. She knew it was a fricking setup from the start.
Not necessarily, as I said, the king has to marry, and every house would love to have a queen on the throne.
It's not a "setup", it's the way things would logically go.
She was naive thinking Otto would not push for Aegon, that much is ovious, but claiming she's the bad guy so far is lunacy.
except freak out because her friend had sex?
>modern degenerate can't fathom why a woman would be concerned her step daughter fricked her uncle in a prostitutehouse
this show is good for revealing modern sensibilities
kek she didn't though, and Alicent knows, yet she makes a big scene. dumb b***h.
current world is a fricking trip man
>its just fricking your uncle in a prostitutehouse for fun
>whats the big deal, what're you a prude?
Literally Daemon's point. "She's a grown woman, we fricked our way through all the brothels at her age, lighten up bro"
you probably shouldn't be listening to the psychotic inbred dragon rider who refuses to frick his wife, fricks prostitutes in prostitutehouses, assassinates innocent people on the street and constantly torches every relationship he has to the point that the reason why the council approved of rhaenyra being the heir was specifically so that daemon wouldn't be. Like taking advice from your meth'd out uncle on moral dilemmas. Probably not the best route to take.
Yeah, maidenhood is kinda of a big deal in westeros in case you didn't notice, and Raheneyra compromising herself gets the kingdom one step closer to disaster.
She was doing Raheneyra a favor worrying about her, if what she wanted was her own power she could have used the situation to her advantage but she didn't, she tried to mantain her friends reputation, only to be lied to and betrayed by said friend.
I get you must simp for monke, but you can't be possibly this moronic, Alicent even believed her almost immediately.
>Yeah, maidenhood is kinda of a big deal in westeros
then Alicent could just STFU couldn't she
She literally tried to, she didn't say anything to anyone, she just went straight to her friend and confronted her directly.
Then, she tried to convince Vyseris she was innocent, once again, in a completely selfless manner.
Only when Clubfoot told her the truth last episode, she felt betrayed and accepted the fact that Rahenyra is an irresponsible c**t undeserving of her help.
I get that you want to simp for le holy Alicent, and yet, you twist the order of events. She could STFU after finding out her friend had sex. That she knows only for a fact after Cole's confession. So now, to protect the realm, as you put it, she could just keep quiet. Who cares? Not the king. Rhaeneras father sent her the tea, which basically means, ok you had sex, no problem. Alicent is the only one making a fuzz. Is that really worth burning down the country? Again, she's just upset her friend had sex, which, if you are royal, is not something to go apeshit over.
>She could STFU after finding out her friend had sex.
No she can't. She has a duty to tell her father and her husband about it.
Ok the king has already forgiven his daughter for having sex with his own brother, so now you think he'll be mad about her having sex with some guy from the Kingsguard ... mhh interesting ...
God hates and punishes prostitutes. Remember this next time you feel the urge to suck a wiener.
Same goes to you anon
rhaenyra only frick 3 dude.. not even a prostituteman..
king robert and any lord can frick 3 prostitute a day and birth a bastard.. and no one call him prostitute king/lord.. funny how standard apply
>rhaenyra only frick 3 dude.. not even a prostituteman..
>the roastie seethes as she is reminded that no man wants an easy lock
Daemon does.
anon, if you frick anyone other than your spouse you are a bawd... it's even worse if you refuse to repent and somehow think this is normal or "empowering"
it is empowering, its not your fricking business.. she is not yours or everyone else.. they had mutual gain..
damn, no wonder rhaenyra being hate here..
Alicent's son is a bawd then.
>I get that you want to simp for le holy Alicent
pointing out you're a lil simp for monke really bust your nuts didn't beta-boy? I can tell.
have sex. you mad at friends who frick too? weak.
ahahahaha, yes seethe lil monke simp, seethe. Amuse me more.
no u
But the tea was there because Viserys thought Daemon might have done it, which he didn't. No one knew about Criston.
And Alicent didn't know it, she just discovered she took the tea and assumed the worst.
>She could STFU after finding out her friend had sex
But she literally did, she didn't tell anyone, she just wanted to talk to Rahenyra because she wanted to stop her from shooting herself in the foot.
She already knew Otto told Viserys. If she believes Rhaenyra then the obvious logic is "Viserys believed Otto over Rhaenyra and gave her the tea because of it", it wouldn't actually change anything.
Which is why she just asked her personal guard, that likely already knows, instead of immediatly going mad at her. Also the fact that she DRANK the tea is pretty damning.
She doesn't know if she drank the tea or not, Larys just said it was sent to her. And now she's seething over Cole when supposedly the problem was rumors and there are none about her and Cole.
This, I can't believe how many anons missed this point, it's as if anons never seen a woman in their li... oh
Her father clearly forced her to marry him to make his own house strong. The king already had suitable options. His friend used their bond to powersteal and one should expect the same from his daughter if and when she uses her own agency. Either that or she lets her father keep using her.
>AHH my friend had sex and didn't give me the sweaty details! What a betrayal!! REEEE!
nobody forced Viserys to do anything, he married Alicent because he liked her
>be highborn girl with no agency or freedom in westeros
>father orders you to seduce the king
>literally all you own and have is from him and actually owned by him
>do as he orders
>king likes you for saying his toy-models are nice
>Have kids, husband is slowly dying from nonstop cuts on throne
>former-friend/daughter-in-law has a dragon, heir to the throne, complete agency, offered to marry whoever she wants which is rare even for men
>decides to try and frick her uncle, then force one of her knights to break his vow to frick her cause lol, lmao
>lies about it
>former great knight now wants to kill himself because the alternative is horrific unending torture and more dishonor
>how can the current queen with the actual established heir be angry and worried about the queen heir who likes to lie and play/frick around with formerly honorable people and her psycho uncle, for fun
>its not like she might assassinate her kids to secure the throne and lie about it or anything
Neither is being a prostitute woman
She swore Daemon didn't frick her, not that she didn't frick anyone.
lying by omission is still lying, cuckbro
So Alicent "lied" first when she talked about Viserys remarrying but not that she was seducing him on Otto's orders.
she didn't seduce him, she didn't even touch him until they were married
>father sends me off to visit the king in his private quarters every night
>tells me to wear those sexy dresses my mother used to wear that gets everyone diamonds
>Oh I'm sure we'll just be having cups of hot cocoa while discussing our favourite architects
>wtf I'm betrothed now?!
It was 100% pure, platonic and Christian. The way a courtship should be.
>a courtship
I accept your concession.
See
>woah, a teenager being manipulated by her father... I wouldn't have fallen for it!
And even if she didn't fall for it, what exactly could have she done about it?
I thought they were just playing 40k on his impressive gaming table
>be nice, considerate and talk to him because dad told you to but Vyserys is a good man
>suddenly your dad has sold you off
Told her to wear her mother's dresses. Come on, you know what he meant.
Lie by omission. And it's even worse, it should certainly mean brutal torture and a death sentence for an honorable knight of the king's guard
Cole just rejected her in the book, blame the showrunners.
It's not mentioned so much in the show but her family is SUPER religious.
>you're a fricking bawd, kys
She's just jealous that's she's a breeding sow while Rhaenyra can frick whoever she wants.
because her bestie BFF lied to her despite pinky promising
>muh speshul tree
You're supposed to only swear on your alive mum.
She decided to trust Nyra's word over her father's, partly out of loneliness (she misses her best friend).
It turned out that Nyra boldly lied to her (after swearing on her mother's grave) so that probably made her question Nyra's nature (bold, relentless, doesn't care about duty and morals in the traditional sense, classic Targ) and take her father's fears more seriously, aka the possibility of Rhaenyra coming to her throne and putting Alicent's children to the sword as their existence threatens her position.
She's in love with that bawd (Rhae).
Wait for real!?‽
Have sex
hate this c**t so much
>"waaah bawd you can't just have premarital sex REEE"
>"i can frick your father though ;)"
>"oh woops im having lots of sons, would be a shame if they end up taking your place as heir ;*~~"
fricking c**t hate her
roastie is so mad lol
No she's in the right to be pissed off
Why can't Rhaney support her brother as the real heir? At least he's not Daemon right?
Well no.
She IS the real heir according to the king. Also she LIKES Daemon.
her stepdaughter's a prostitute
it's over
she looks like she fricks clubfoot guys
Ngl why didn't they just fricking keep the same actors and give them makeovers that make them look older, they could make them wear boots to look taller
Daemon thinks right is hotter than left. Were these people miscast?
Yes
he doesn't consider his wife ugly, he's just butthurt that he couldn't get it up and ended up looking less of a man before her
this inferiority complex was strong enough to make him estrange himself from her for years and later kill her
He said that sheep are prettier than her. He can get it up for other people no problem.
Left has beauty, class and a proper title.
>Nooo why won't my wife let me frick prostitutes!
C'mon now.
>He said that sheep are prettier than her. He can get it up for other people no problem.
that was just coping
>He can get it up for other people no problem.
He has ED. He had problems with both the prostitute and Rhaenerys too. But his wife is the one who insulted him because they literally need to frick for the marriage to stand.
Right is a prostitute who does anal. Left is better but demands respect and is b***hy about him fricking other prostitutes.
It's funny how people are talking about green vs. black as if it's some console war shit
The point is that both sides are imperfect bros
can you imagine??
RHAENYRA had harem.. 3 hottest dude in the realm and court
DAEMON
Criston
Harwin strong..
damn, i will jealous too if i am alicent. to wed and only frick king.. old rotting king nonetheless..
What's his motive?
feet
I don't know but I love him.
Debunking Preston's tinfoil hat theories
We got motherfricking cripplefinger out here trying to plot and shieeet.
Yee
Mayhem is like a staircase
Maybe the problem is that you're bad at written expression
maybe everyone here is autistic and looking for excuses to post their planned out sperg rants, regardless of context.
My gf is gonna have sex with me tonight. Greencels won't like this.
The biggest gap between men and women is not physical strength but socialization and self-image. There will never be a female character like Jaime Lannister or Tyrion that doesn't completely shatter our suspension of belief.
Women just don't have the thought processes, character or mental vigor of men.
All compelling characters are men.
queen was talking about daimon
she was shook
*shocked you illiterate moron.
>shook
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she realized she was the only one sacrificing herself for the realm, everyone else was quietly mobilizing behind the scenes to frick her over - she needed to act or she'd be fricked
>she realized she was the only one sacrificing herself for the realm
Because her best friend lied to her before the old gods and the new, and is a prostitute who beds her sworn knight, and she gets to be Queen? What a sick joke.
So many brainlets thinking "lol she's mad cuz her friend had sex"
No morons she's mad cuz her friend lied to her face and she believed it resulting in the expulsion of her father, leaving her all alone.
It was not the kind of sex she lied about tho. Alicent got upset because she thought Rhaenyra did it with the uncle. Then she gets upset because Rhaenyra actually shagged the knight. So yeah, she basically got upset about her friend having sex. That her father got expulsed was rightful and had nothing to do with what Rhaenyra factually did.
Wrong. The Kang was right that the truth was irrelevant and it was all about perception
They can't stop applying modern values to a show based on medieval Europe.
>based
based moron doesn't know about the concept of fiction.
And you don't know the definition of "based" apparently.
>based on medieval Europe
Better? People then only imagined dragons, and yet in this show they roam the sky. Women then might have only dreamed about a better position in society, and yet we have a show with that struggle on display. It's actually you projecting your values on historical medieval Europe btw. People, the plebiscite as well as the noble were fricking savages that had a lot of sex. Even the monks and nuns. They simply confessed their sins and that was the end of it.
I thought viserys died at the end of that episode, then somebody posted the zombie viserys screenshots from the preview lol.
He looks funny as all shit.
>it's another scene of Alicent looking bored and frustrated while holding a baby
Motherhood is BAD guys don't forget
She's a queen she wouldn't even need to do that.
Er no anon she has to sit alone in her bedroom with a baby at all times because that's what Queens do, it seems
>Marriage is le bad
>Having children is le bad
>Being a prostitute and fricking your youth away with strangers is le good!?!?
Very subtle message. Bravo GRRM