Why was she so pale if she's on Tatooine?

Why was she so pale if she's on Tatooine?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i so pale

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I so pale

      [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon, we're live

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      still a better lovestroy than twilight

      melaninchlorians

      underrated

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Factor 1488 sun screen.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nu Star Wars has a problem with skin color in case you havn't noticed

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    melaninchlorians

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats a star wars scene? LOL thought it was some of those homosexual series you always post like euphoria

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You thought someone dressed in sci-fi type clothes with a desert background was from Euphoria?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a punk girl from earth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >sci-fi type clothes
        Wow, so futuristic. Do you think we will ever see something as out of this world within our own lifetime?
        >desert background
        That show takes place in Southern California. And I've seen stranger backgrounds in supposedly non-fantasy movies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao why does this look like the Clone Wars

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          for some reason, this completely non-edited pic of vito looks more like attack of the clones than the edited pic. what the frick is this magic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Before I had watched the Sopranos, and before I ever actually opened that image and just knew it by the thumbnail, I thought it was a shoop into the Geonosis battle.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would not be surprised to see a Burning Man episode of Euphoria

      • 2 years ago
        Sneed

        moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or the other homosexual show, Rsomething.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >desert background
        Weak shill

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Noticing a desert is now "shill" behavior

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thats a star wars scene? LOL thought it was some of those homosexual series you always post like euphoria
      it basically is now that the force is female

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a difference?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cum from BWCs is a great sunscreen

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's a Goth person from the Goth planet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Humans aren't native to Tatooine. Also while the Star Wars galaxy has a 75% mortality rate child delivery, they have mad good robotics and sun screen. Its why humans with British phenotypes dominate a desert world with two suns.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >British phenotypes
      nobody knows what Star Wars is anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >humans aren't native to Tatooine
      Ironic

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    special space sunscreen from a galaxy far away

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they don't think.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alien.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's a backwards human that gets paler in the sun and darker normally.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She spent most of her life as a love slave before she earned enough to buy her freedom from her owner at 22.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The 2nd sun cancels out the 1st, like condoms

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She rides her scooter so fast it outruns the sunbeans so they cant burn her

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it's not like there's some paler peoples living in deserts,

    oh wait..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot of pale skinned red and blond Berbers. How much of that is their native genes and how much of it is a 1000 years of taking European sailors as slaves. Not to mention the two times they got colonized by Germans and the 1 time by the French.

      Its weird how people assume North Africa is black when some parts of it are whiter than the US.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because Americans think Africa is a country, not a continent and would struggle to find said continent on a world map.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Its weird how people assume North Africa is black
          What? Nobody does. You stupid or something?
          >when some parts of it are whiter than the US
          No, they're basically fricking Arabs

          Italians have the Moor's head on flags which is a Black person not a North African. Shakespeare wrote a whole play about a Moor in Europe and wrote him as a Black person. In European Christian iconography saints from Roman North Africa are usually Black folk. The only average European who knows North Africans aren't Black folk are Iberians. America is far the frick away from Africa, not sure what Europe's excuse is.

          >British phenotypes
          nobody knows what Star Wars is anymore

          I mean the bulk of the actors and extras in the OT were British, not that they came from ancient space-Britain you autist.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Italians have the Moor's head on flags which is a Black person not a North African. Shakespeare wrote a whole play about a Moor in Europe and wrote him as a Black person. In European Christian iconography saints from Roman North Africa are usually Black folk. The only average European who knows North Africans aren't Black folk are Iberians. America is far the frick away from Africa, not sure what Europe's excuse is.

            You're talking about Europe hundreds of years ago lol. Your baseline of American ignorance is Europeans who though the Earth was flat

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              maybe things would be different if America was being enriched by Muslims instead of beaners.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Its weird how people assume North Africa is black
        What? Nobody does. You stupid or something?
        >when some parts of it are whiter than the US
        No, they're basically fricking Arabs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Berbers would kill you if you called them arabs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What? Nobody does. You stupid or something?
          You're telling me that no American would assume everywhere in "Africa" is just the Congo and full of blacks?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I KNOW all of Africa is black people, I make 330k a year, and I'm NOT going to fricking apologize. Suck my dicks 3rd worlders!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Trying way too hard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kill youreself loser, i not thinkin bout yhou 🙂

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's definitely an Arab presence since the Muslim conquest, but there's also been Phoenicians, Romans, Greeks, English, French, Germans and more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Nobody does.
          Look up Malia Bouattia, the first "black" female president of the National Union of Students in Britain.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >be Arab
            >be pro-Palestine
            This black anti-"Semite"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          African American believe it. They think all Africa is black.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        North Africa was ruled by the Vandals, a red-haired germanic tribe until the rise of Islam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >VANDALED.COM

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She wears sunglasses

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's that super intimidating, heavily technologically enhanced cyborg I've been telling you about. Be VERY careful around that one

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not all people can tan, especially people of Irish and British descent, same would apply to the people of Tatooine, they aren't native, they're settlers, there's nothing to say this girl wasn't originally born somewhere else and raised on tatooine. Plus the main part of Mos Espa in in a crater that is protected from the sun due to shadows cast from the cliffs.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An alien with super reflecto-skin that prevents UV absorption

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the prostitute that sells death sticks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, weed and alcohol rocks!

      Have her nudes leaked?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          send me the link

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn she cute. I sit on her face

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason Australians of Bong and Potato ancestry are still white, they get huge amounts of skin cancer. It takes centuries to turn brown. Tatooine settlers are mostly only there a short while.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alien race with sturdy albino skin

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God... imagine the stench of her sweaty pits and minge on a planet with so little water that you have to use moisture collectors to extract it from the air in order to not die.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Arizona and I'm pale as frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jayden?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Former resident of Phoenix, this is easy. Never go outside if the Sun is up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but you also don't ride around on a hover scooter all day in a sleeveless vest and no hat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same here
      >tucsongay

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She cute

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god I wish I looked like that and got throatbanged by hot muscle wieners

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to look like her to make that happen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Really?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. You didn't know? Hell, you don't even need to be a woman. There's a number of forums, sites and apps you could browse to set up that kind of thing.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, weed and alcohol rocks!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey, Burnout!
      >Show us your breasts!
      The 90s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post more pics of her, please

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hnn

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this cant be real...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's a TV show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this was her showing her ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hilarious

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A high speed chase

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What Spy Kids movie is this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is kino, pays homage to literally every single chase trope and then ends with an akira slide.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, totally nailed that homage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, totally nailed that homage.

        No it didnt. That is the opposite of an akira slide. The bike doesnt start a u turn and then slide to a stop. How much of a reddit brain consoomer moron do you have to be to think that any bike hitting the brakes is le epic akira reference?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only good part of this show was Jennifer Beals as the twi'lek mommy, and they frickin kill her off!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Twi'lek...m-mommy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why was she so pale if she's on Tatooine?
      Same reason she's riding a Vespa

      The cargo cultists at this circus sideshow took the "retrofuturistic" thing too literally

      The only good part of this show was Jennifer Beals as the twi'lek mommy, and they frickin kill her off!

      The proportions and placement of the head squids is as grotesque as the Inquisitor's egg head trying to pass for the elongated skull species

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing in this makes sense. The speed, the physics, the cornering, the inertia, the color, the cleanliness, her skin, her hair, the damage to vehicles.
      It looks like it was made in Microsoft 3D Movie Maker but with 4k graphics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          JonFavreau.jpg

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How did they get away with such a stereotypical caricature for a movie director?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Early 2000s CGI tier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what ps2 game is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Boba Fett just drops down using his jetpack after the guy has crashed
      WHY WASN'T HE THE ONE DOING THE CHASING IN HIS OWN FRICKING SHOW GOD DAMNIT YOU FRICKING HACK homosexualS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this was something else

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna hump this dude's head

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I cant believe this is real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jesus i forgot how bad this was

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bigger breasts than expected

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for the racists

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wear white clothing to stay cool in the heat
    >have white skin to stay cool in the heat
    it's common sense really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the Bedouin would wear loose, black robes and they've been surviving in the desert since ooga booga times. the style and type of fabric are what matter for dissipating heat. not color.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know I think it's fricking stupid that planets in Star Wars have the same climate across the entire globe, is there a single planet in any of these movies that have different biomes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only one I can think of is Naboo.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >introduced as thieves because can’t afford water
    >have expensive body mods and over the top flashy hovermopeds
    What did the garbage writers mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That those things are cheaper than water on a desert planet where you have to farm moisture to survive?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Water is the most valuable resource on that planet outside of spice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still find it funny that they villainized the old guy the mods were stealing water from even though he looks working class and the mods look like rich hipsters.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't even know who she is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated edit

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The paleness isn't even the worst part, it's the fricking cleanliness of everyone and everything. You couldn't ride for 30 seconds in those conditions without getting dust and dirt on yourself and your ride.
    Pretty much everything made in the last 10-15 years always looks so bizarrely clean and sterile. Costumes always look brand spanking new, clothes never get dirty or ripped or even look worn-in, locations don't look lived in. Not only does all the greenscreen make things sterile, but the physical props too. Everything looks like some low budget Canadian young adult series from 2009

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      basically sums it up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dude youtube crying

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >There are three ways to a woman's heart. And since a woman's heart is difficult to reach, you would be a fool to not try all three ways

    What did she mean by this?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I keep my sex slaves chained to the wall, she'd never been outside.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick is this?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can't stop thinking about how hairy her pusy and butthole regions must be bros

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TEAM LOTTIE

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is this shit lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      never seen something blander than this
      look at that """"direction""""" looool

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The 2 suns cancel each other out so its basically like living underground

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was she so fat if she was stranded in the wilderness.?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's not fat at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looks overweight and chubby there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          man the 20th century wartime scarcity and homosexual fashion designer and anti-health dysgenic sticc propaganda and brainwashing really got, didn't it?

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who is this I need to Coom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sophie Thatcher. Every pic I can find of her looks like a Cinemaphile blogger.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like Grimes circa Visions era

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like why was anyone listening to her tactical suggestions despite being 17 and getting them pinned down in the city to begin with

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the actor is british

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, she's Margaret Thatcher's granddaughter

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give me porn with girls that look like her

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he so pale if he's on Tatooine?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Space Vandals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's orange

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's pretty tan actually
      wtfy smokin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      spends too much time lazing about inside playing games, watching kinos, surfing the galactic net, and occasionally flying jets through canyons and laser blasting varmints

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you high. he's pretty much as tanned as someone of his phenotype can get

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's not particularly pale.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he spent most of the time in his shady T-16

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*They*~~ are trying to separate skin color from country of origin for some reason 😉

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah we're seeing this more and more, all while being told we are crazy for pointing out the environmental reasons for skin color. I got called a massive racist and had a guy ask if I was measuring skulls like the Nazis because I said cold resistance for different races in TTRPGs is comparable to real life. When I pointed out the alleles in different ethnicities that make comfortable resting body temperatures widely different between races, or the fact I am 100% NW Euro and grew up in a very hot area, then moved to a cold area and handled the cold better than black guys born and raised in said cold area, they just said "racist" and ignored me.
      It's all about breaking down and reshaping reality

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Egypt and I'm as pale as a vampire.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, you're a fricking moron that never studied physics. Tattoine has 2 suns. Do you know what type of light the sun emits? Yes. Gamma radiation. Gamma radiation is made of telomere-isotopes essentially, which can be redirected by applying force from another stronger type of radiation. Granted one of the two suns will have stronger radiation, which means the gamma and beta rays will clash with the ones from the "weaker" (way of saying) sun, causing the isotopes to decay.

    In physics theory the model of an extremely power source/radiation emitter such as an artificial sun would protect spaceships from radiation, as I mentioned, by making the cosmic radiation to decay.

    by making those isotopes ineffective, your skin wouldn't get burnt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut up, nerd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gamma deez nuts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not only are you wrong, but your deduction is moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ...Light isn't made out of isotopes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only true answer ITT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's funny is I can tell that you know what all these terms actually mean but purposely chose to use them incorrectly to make an incoherent argument lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's attractive

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sophie a cute

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the bikers more than Fett, his pigmen, or the cyborg chick.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What show is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Magazine of Dengar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Magazine of Dengar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Pamphlet of IG-88

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