Why was the main character in my Christian cartoon a vegetable homosexuals often often to shove up their ass?

Why was the main character in my Christian cartoon a vegetable homosexuals often often to shove up their ass?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Project homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that woman makes my baskin robert become the Big Baskin Robert

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This woman is a hero. Trannies have never been btfo so hard than to be mocked by what they can never be.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >christgays bad because they deny muh evoluti--

    WOAH...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christianity isn't bad because it rejects evolution (only Protestants) but because it's a branch of Judaism.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what branch of judaism are we a branch of though?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Matthew 23 - Jesus tells Christians to do what the Pharisees in Moses' seat say

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            precisely. christ himself was a pharisee. but then what are the sadducees?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Christ was actually an Essene israelite.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the more pressing issue is why did they make Jesus Christ a pea?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I recall one of the makers of the show originally promised his mother he'd never depict Jesus as a vegetable, so this surprises me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because he's the PRINCE OF PEAS, silly! and if that sounds CORNY then we've got TWO bad vegetable puns on our hands!!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jesus Christ is my lord and savior Morty!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rick turning himself into a religious cucumber would have been a funnier episode

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Somehow turning myself into a vegetable made me a Christian!"
        The jokes would've written themselves

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hard agree

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Morty likes the sunday-school special Rickumber at first but then gets sick of it and has to turn him back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would happen if you pickled Larry the cucumber?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Christ was actually an Essene israelite.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He literally was. Most of Christ's belief system is directly derived from Essene traditions (esp. the heavy emphasis on ritual purity [foot washing] and communalism [Galatians 3:28]).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you know very well that we don't have enough information about the essenes or their traditions to make a determination like that. besides, "heavy emphasis on ritual purity"?? excuse me while i work on the sabbath and keep the company of prostitutes and publicans

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >besides, "heavy emphasis on ritual purity"?? excuse me while i work on the sabbath and keep the company of prostitutes and publicans
          Jesus had a very, "rules for thee, not for me" mentality going on. He still told his followers they were to follow every aspect of the Torah's laws to the letter (Matthew 5:18) and condemned those who didn't as pretenders (Revelation 2:9)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Jesus had a very "rules for thee, not for me" mentality
            When did he ever break his own rules?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Matthew 12:1-2
              >At that time Jesus went through the wheat fields on the Sabbath. His disciples were hungry so they were picking heads of wheat and eating them. When the Pharisees saw this, they said to him, “Look, your disciples are breaking the Sabbath law.”

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the sabbath was made for man, not man for the sabbath!
                (read: "through the law of moses i literally officially gave you guys a divinely sanctioned day off and you still somehow found a way to be dicks to each other about it")

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like how you didn't post Jesus's response.
                >3He answered,“Haven’t you read what David did when he and his companions were hungry?4He entered the house of God, and he and his companions ate the consecrated bread—which was not lawful for them to do, but only for the priests.5Or haven’t you read in the Law that the priests on Sabbath duty in the temple desecrate the Sabbathand yet are innocent?6I tell you that something greater than the temple is here.7If you had known what these words mean, ‘I desire mercy, not sacrifice', you would not have condemned the innocent.8For the Son of Manis Lord of the Sabbath.”
                He was saying there is no law being broken, you Pharisees are misinterpreting scripture.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"I'm God so I can do whatever"
                Kind of proves my point about the "rules for thee, not for me" deal, no?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                weed eater

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saying even if you believe he was a God that doesn't make my point here

                >besides, "heavy emphasis on ritual purity"?? excuse me while i work on the sabbath and keep the company of prostitutes and publicans
                Jesus had a very, "rules for thee, not for me" mentality going on. He still told his followers they were to follow every aspect of the Torah's laws to the letter (Matthew 5:18) and condemned those who didn't as pretenders (Revelation 2:9)

                any less true

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you kidding me? Look up the Dead Sea Scrolls.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh shit i never thought of that, i just looked them up and followed the breadcrumbs to the nag hammadi texts and now i identify as a valentinian school gnostic
            (t. me in high school)

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP sees cucumber
    >immediately thinks of it as something you shove up your ass

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    religious media always feels so lame, doesnt matter how good it is. if your motivation behind it was muh god i have to teach everyone to love muh god then your thing will feel lame and sterile as a result

    ya ya fedora i dont care eat my shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >religious media always feels so lame, doesnt matter how good it is
      Have fun burning in Hell. My kids will watch awesome stuff like this while your kids are getting molested in a public school.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah religious media (by which i mean Television & Film) is uniformly ass and i lament the idea that its drawing people away from the real thing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        religious media always feels so lame, doesnt matter how good it is. if your motivation behind it was muh god i have to teach everyone to love muh god then your thing will feel lame and sterile as a result

        ya ya fedora i dont care eat my shit

        Biblical epics can be pretty cool. Stuff like Passion of the Christ, The Ten Commandments or Prince of Egypt.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          also spartacus arguably. and ben-hur of course. also prince of egypt has one of the best scores ever, especially https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie-FB6Opo5c

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