>turn 14 >realise I'll never have a romantic life >dont know why, I just knew it >fast forward 17 years later >get diagnosed with a schizoid personality
Welp
You mean Matt speak? He literally changed the English language as we know it. No surprise, he is one of the funniest and most famous men on the planet.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
My job's a joke, I'm broke, my love life's DOA.
Literally me.
It's like I'm always stuck just sittin' here. When you haven't been away to say "enough this isn't my year."
>turn 14
>realise I'll never have a romantic life
>dont know why, I just knew it
>fast forward 17 years later
>get diagnosed with a schizoid personality
Welp
Phoebe still has bigger tits but I think he's mogging the other two.
Phoebe has no tits
How did he know?
Life imitates art.
What’s wrong with his fingers?
Looks like Dutch Elm's Disease
Could he BE anymore pathetic?
sex with a high schooler
Hottest woman on the planet at the time
>Rail thin, no boobs or ass
The bony skeleon era sucked
I agree but to be one of those women when it was "in" was to be the most confident piece of ass alive, which only makes her hotter
Nice muscles.
What? Should he have waited until they started filming the new season and then progressively lose weight?
He lost weight due to his drug addiction.
>gains weight due to alcoholism
>loses it due to drug use
There is a balance to be had
so did anyone read the book? why did he started takin drugs?
He was brutally and ritualistically raped by his father.
It's all Keanu Reeves fault
I hate the way he moves his head when acting. Very distracting and unnatural.
Yeah now that you mention it unnatural is a good way to describe this tub of poo
That's how Chandler acts. He's awkward and has made up for it socially by being energetic as well as releasing the nervous tension that way.
weird cope
Why does this nigga feel the need to tell the world the miserable details of his life every other year?
>you now remember when matthew perry claimed that he invented sarcasm
Could he be any more incorrect?
You mean Matt speak? He literally changed the English language as we know it. No surprise, he is one of the funniest and most famous men on the planet.
Oh yes, I remember that SO well.
What, is he good at math or something?
Norm was just pissed that someone else became stupid rich with sarcastic humor while he was in endless flops and ended up dying a poor gambling addict
>different hair cut
That’s the worst thing. I could forgive the weight loss if they’d at least styled him the same.
Which one is the healthy version? He looks better fat but I don't know if that was when he was on drugs
Skinny is the addict version.
Andrew Breitbart pre- and post-vaxxx
Was this the same episode or something? Why is this such a big deal
what are we looking at? Them reusing a shirt 6 seasons later?
kek
>he doesnt know
those were shot 1 episode apart
A better time
Does he really fap to klonoa