Why wasn't Jupiter's Legacy on Netflix given a fair chance to find an audience?

Why wasn't Jupiter's Legacy on Netflix given a fair chance to find an audience?

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what audience? the show was just boring melodrama and a lame backstory.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The backstory was the best part you fucking loser

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't get how he convinced those people to travel to a remote island based on visions in his head

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He was a rich dude in the 1920s. Everyone was up for some colonial adventures back then.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because it sucked

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it, and so did enough other people, including at least one decently popular reaction channel, that if it had been good, word would have spread. But, it wasn't, it was boring, and drawn out to an absurd extent. I would hope that this would send a message to Hollywood to stop fucking around with this slow-paced nonsense they seem to be obsessed with recently, but unfortunately, it surely hasn't.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hairy legs
    >hairy belly
    >hairy arms

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based incel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        get laid virgin

        youve literally never had sex, fuzz feels amzing

        A little peach fuzz is hot you fucking gayboy. Wait till you find out that some women have a few hairs on their nipples, asshole and a snail trail lol

        Dilate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shit you're right. Fucking ruined.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      get laid virgin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based grown man scared of peach fur

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Light colored peach fuzz is adorable. It's only gross when the hair is naturally dark.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Why are you gay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      youve literally never had sex, fuzz feels amzing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A little peach fuzz is hot you fucking gayboy. Wait till you find out that some women have a few hairs on their nipples, asshole and a snail trail lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I will never find that out and that's a GOOD thing!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shit you're right. Fucking ruined.

      Its just a fake depth of field effect.
      You can't actually see her peach fuzz.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will never find that out and that's a GOOD thing!

      almost every women I've ever slept with has had
      >hair on naval
      >hair on lower back
      >fuzz on face
      >hair down base of neck
      unless a women is Asian this is completely normal, women either wax/shave/laser these areas so you don't see it but anyone with a gf will know that its 99% of women

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wow that's fucking disgusting tbh senpai

        And not at all like in my animes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I, as a man, don't have hair on my lower back; I feel like you're wrong about this, tbh.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You probably have some fuzz

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, my ass may be hairy, but I can feel an absolute lack of hair from my mid-to-lower back, with hair only starting up once I hit my ass cheeks

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          At the other end of the spectrum, I'm basically Wolverine.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're not a man.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >almost every women I've ever slept with has had
        I am so sorry, anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You may have a primate fetish

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        found the third worlder

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Disgusting... You're practically a homosexual. If a woman i fucked had that i would kick her out the bed. The worst thing was that i once slept with a woman that wasn't completely bald on her pussy and had some stubble, but beyond that? Yea no, i'm not gay.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you have never had sex with a white woman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she's greek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that fucking ass though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hairy legs
      >hairy belly
      >hairy arms
      love me natural girls
      Cinemaphile incel homosexuals can cope all they want

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She’s half-Greek, it’s only the French/English genes that keep her from going full OPA levels of hideous.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's good thing you homosexuals will never reproduce, beacuse your offspring would 100% be homo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they hated him because he told the truth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why don't women wax and shave their bellies? why are women so disgusting and filthy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gay bait

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hoo dis?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly because Millar is a fucking hack

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Elena just needs another chance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pit slut

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she should get nude to prove she should be given more chances

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Niiiiice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do women wear distracting shit like this to the gym and then bitch when guys stare?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do women wear distracting shit like this to the gym and then bitch when [ugly] guys stare?
        Fixed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This. Men don't understand that women see ugly men as less than human. Unironically, they consider their pets more human than ugly men.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This is true:

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do women?

        As if they've ever thought of a reason for anything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She does

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice ass on this whore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the kegel strength

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How come Cinemaphile is always complaining when people start threads with sexy girls to get attention but Cinemaphile never complains about this??
    how come Cinemaphile is so fucking gay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile at least tries to discuss video games
      This board is just /b/ 2.0

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and Cinemaphile is reddit 2.0

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and Cinemaphile is reddit 2.0

        You're both right

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >This board is just /b/ 2.0
        this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile at least tries to discuss video games
        >race baiting threads reaching 400 replies
        LOL LMAO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      video games are for soon to be trannies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some people still care about video games. Other than capeshit and the occasional breakthrough like Top Gun Maverick, television and film is totally irrelevant now. People who like the medium can either talk about like two new movies a month, discuss old movies, or shitpost.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because it was extremely uneven

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
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      >The reason I like playing Chloe so much is that I actually have never had a boyfriend,” Kampouris — who broke out in 2016’s My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 — began. “I’ve had literally no experience. My first kiss, my first [foray into] drugs, my first everything is on camera. I’m learning it all through [work].”

      >Traditionally, these introductions are fairly chaste, Kampouris explained. But, that was not the case when she and Quinlan were paired together to run through some dialogue.

      >“I was like, ‘I feel an electricity right now. The pheromones are flowing. He is doing things that are so interesting.’ I had a certain approach to the scene, but different things were coming out,” Kampouris said. “All of a sudden, he goes and kisses me. And then I start kissing back. We’re making out. The scene came alive.”

      >When the casting team called “Cut!,” Quinlan immediately checked in with Kampouris to ensure he hadn’t crossed a boundary. “I said, ‘You’re apologizing, but I’m fine. Oh yeah. I think we just found our Hutch!,’” Kampouris continued, beaming. “I love Clutch. I’m pushing this shipdom, we gotta make it happen.”

      i still dont understand why they decided to dress her like some 90's punk kid

      this is set in modern times
      no kids dress like that
      no kids

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >no kids dress like that
        The supes aren't meant to be dressed like kids. They're meant to be fashion models/rockstars that get rich by being paid to endorse things and wear whatever expensive shit a fashion company tells them to wear while they're out partying. It's part of showing how hollow the new generation of superheroes are, where they'd rather wear what some company tells them to wear for a bit of money than wear a superhero outfit, even though they look equally ridiculous.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
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      >The reason I like playing Chloe so much is that I actually have never had a boyfriend,” Kampouris — who broke out in 2016’s My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 — began. “I’ve had literally no experience. My first kiss, my first [foray into] drugs, my first everything is on camera. I’m learning it all through [work].”

      >Traditionally, these introductions are fairly chaste, Kampouris explained. But, that was not the case when she and Quinlan were paired together to run through some dialogue.

      >“I was like, ‘I feel an electricity right now. The pheromones are flowing. He is doing things that are so interesting.’ I had a certain approach to the scene, but different things were coming out,” Kampouris said. “All of a sudden, he goes and kisses me. And then I start kissing back. We’re making out. The scene came alive.”

      >When the casting team called “Cut!,” Quinlan immediately checked in with Kampouris to ensure he hadn’t crossed a boundary. “I said, ‘You’re apologizing, but I’m fine. Oh yeah. I think we just found our Hutch!,’” Kampouris continued, beaming. “I love Clutch. I’m pushing this shipdom, we gotta make it happen.”

      Notice how blonde / fair women who dye their hair dark look so much better than dark woman who dye their hair a light color.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was really bad and only very stupid people thought otherwise.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a scam it cost so much when the CGI and story were so shitty.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's a nice color combo on the Big Benz, green with creme interior.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she acts like a real sheltered chick trying to act sexy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

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          Flag.

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          Keep this fokin thread going pls

          >The reason I like playing Chloe so much is that I actually have never had a boyfriend,” Kampouris — who broke out in 2016’s My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 — began. “I’ve had literally no experience. My first kiss, my first [foray into] drugs, my first everything is on camera. I’m learning it all through [work].”

          >Traditionally, these introductions are fairly chaste, Kampouris explained. But, that was not the case when she and Quinlan were paired together to run through some dialogue.

          >“I was like, ‘I feel an electricity right now. The pheromones are flowing. He is doing things that are so interesting.’ I had a certain approach to the scene, but different things were coming out,” Kampouris said. “All of a sudden, he goes and kisses me. And then I start kissing back. We’re making out. The scene came alive.”

          >When the casting team called “Cut!,” Quinlan immediately checked in with Kampouris to ensure he hadn’t crossed a boundary. “I said, ‘You’re apologizing, but I’m fine. Oh yeah. I think we just found our Hutch!,’” Kampouris continued, beaming. “I love Clutch. I’m pushing this shipdom, we gotta make it happen.”

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Are women really this autistic?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yes
              if cats could talk they would sound like women

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            man i hate interviews like this. they're always bullshit lies
            like when someone films a horror movie and they have some bland story about how the set was totally haunted.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            shes a virgin

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Not what she said at all. Lol.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh nice, she made herself look like garbage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Im in the wrong job. I should have been a photographer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she's a dirty slut, but i really want to masturbate to her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Keep this fokin thread going pls

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hawt.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Flag.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post more op

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The entire season was like the first 10 pages of the comic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Which was a good call, honestly. That comic moved way too fast when it didn't have a six month wait for the next issue.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We already had the Boys

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sex sex sex

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Expensive YA trash with no cute guy like those in Shadow and Bones

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They said they were going to do a live action Super Crooks. If that is still happening, I hope they add her to the cast.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she's cute but looks too autistic

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with Jupiter's Legacy is it doesn't get good until later when Utopian gets killed by his son to create that shock moment like the boys and invincible had to get people hooked and talking.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The title sure as fuck didn’t help. What was the advertising?

    >picture of a weird-looking dude
    >Jupiter’s Legacy?
    >Oh cool, some sort of sci-fi show about genetically-engineered colonists to the Jovian system?
    >Nope. Capeshit.
    >So … what the fuck does this have to do with Jupiter and the aforementioned legacy?
    >Oh, is it an allusion to the MC’s children, as in *he’s* “Jupiter,” ruler of the “gods?”

    No one tunes into a show like this expecting it to take an entire season to get around to tying the thematic elements together.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the comic was like 10-15 issues for the whole story. The show did nearly three issues in the whole first season. It was kind of insane how slowly they paced the series. I really felt for the cast because they did some good work on the series.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Women owe me sex and affection.

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