Why wasnt Pocahontas this cute in the Disney version?

Why wasn’t Pocahontas this cute in the Disney version?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anime hadn't influenced the west yet, please understand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna be honest I'd colonize that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Anime hadn't influenced the west yet, please understand
      The fat animator who was interviewed by the Nostalgia Critic on his "Little Mermaid(1989)" video straight up said that they were inspired by aniem when designing Ariel, he said she originally had more shiny spots in her eyes but it was too hard for the animators to draw them properly than they just have her one shiny spot on each eye in the end

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lighter soles
      It's a shame that most artists, including footgays ones, don't include this detail in their drawings.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Truly is remember aco having a whole thread on it once. It's weirdly hot and adds to a brown girls sex appeal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >including footgays ones
        those are what you call posers. no true footgay would miss that detail

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Lighter soles
          It's a shame that most artists, including footgays ones, don't include this detail in their drawings.

          yeah I would never miss an opportunity to draw the soles lighter
          >t. footgay artist

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            draw feet

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              what like.. just by themselves?
              ok

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                now draw the rest of the body

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                but im tired

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but okay

                ?si=9p0dJepiqUK7L3n2

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then have a nap
                THEN DRAW THE BODY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not all soles are lighter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know, I was talking in general.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They are for all skin colors but white.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Even white people. Things that are exposed less to light won't tan as much.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like it it reminds me of furry art

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anime is just a modified version of classic Disney art, particularly of Alice in Wonderland's art direction

      bros how do I get a squaw?

      Latinas are just red indians that speak spanish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but they're full of Iberian admixture, no thank you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So are American Indians. Depending on where you look in Latin America you can find purebloods. Andean mountains, Bolivian highlands, Amazon rainforest...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anime is just a modified version of classic Disney art, particularly of Alice in Wonderland's art direction

          [...]
          Latinas are just red indians that speak spanish

          Like second to third generation Latinas born in the USA unironically believe they are 95% indigenous, even the light skinned ones act surprised when their dna test results come in and reveal they are like 80% spanish (shocking!).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >88.7%
            lmao. she's basically white, but I bet you she has been treated as a "POC" all her life. meanwhile, I know for sure that two of my four grandparents were genuine Indians, and I'll be treated as a "heckin' white man!" just for having pale skin and not playing the victim game non-whites love to play.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            my half-mexican ass is like 15% indigenous according to 23 and me, thats surprising

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >88.7%
            lmao. she's basically white, but I bet you she has been treated as a "POC" all her life. meanwhile, I know for sure that two of my four grandparents were genuine Indians, and I'll be treated as a "heckin' white man!" just for having pale skin and not playing the victim game non-whites love to play.

            Reminds me of this chick I knew in high school who looked like your average white brunette but her dad was Mexican so she said she wasn't white. She'd constantly make white people jokes, which was weird to hear out of the mouth of someone who looked totally white

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I feel dat. Both my parents are from Mexico but everyone assumed I was white.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You could be white, it's rare but there are Mexicans who are white or mostly white

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Post video

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >88.7%
            lmao. she's basically white, but I bet you she has been treated as a "POC" all her life. meanwhile, I know for sure that two of my four grandparents were genuine Indians, and I'll be treated as a "heckin' white man!" just for having pale skin and not playing the victim game non-whites love to play.

            [...]
            Reminds me of this chick I knew in high school who looked like your average white brunette but her dad was Mexican so she said she wasn't white. She'd constantly make white people jokes, which was weird to hear out of the mouth of someone who looked totally white

            my half-mexican ass is like 15% indigenous according to 23 and me, thats surprising

            >That one Primos voice actress that claimed she could butcher spanish as much as she felt like because Spanish is a settler language (unlike english, I guess)
            >And then went to claim latinos like her are indigenous people that happen to speak spanish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >flashgitz
      >anime
      why do morons like you think appealing artstyle = anime?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        media brainrot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cute feet

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the one time image search decides to work
    >it's some edgelord Youtube shit
    Go shill this trash somewhere else. Or better yet, have a nice day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What were you hoping to find is my question?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Something that deserves to exist. Nobody wants t watch your shitty tryhard garbage. Frick off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was hoping to discover the reason why series creator massa grew to hate his show's growing non-Dutch fanbase and why he subsequently canceled Ongezellig out of spite.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong thread anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the one time image search decides to work
      >it's some edgelord Youtube shit
      HA
      You deserve it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Something that deserves to exist. Nobody wants t watch your shitty tryhard garbage. Frick off.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Always found it hilarious that the real Ratcliffe was an actually pretty okay guy, and John Smith was the piece of subhuman garbage. But hey, nominative determinism, amiright?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who grew up near james city county, us locals had a good laugh at how much the movie got wrong, including the geography. Spoilers: that area is mostly swamp and marsh with forest the closer you get to Williamsburg. And while are some small vallys and small hills in the wooded areas, it's mostly flat. Ain't no waterfalls.
      Also, frick off that pilgrims shit Massachusetts. We were here first.

      >real Ratcliffe was an actually pretty okay guy, and John Smith was the piece of subhuman garbage
      Yes and no. Smith was a bit of braggart and and a dictator, but he saved the colony with his tough rules. Ratcliffe, btw, was tricked by the powhatan into a trade meeting were they captured him and then skinned him alive.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Smith use some native guy as a human shield?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was also this one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What were you hoping to find is my question?

      Almost same pic at the exactly same second, huh. Not something you see every day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a little embarrassed at first I tried to google search, but didn't get what I wanted so I decided to just screenshot it. And to my surprise someone beat me to it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is it bad i can tell who drew this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the artist in gaan8mthe filename?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >gaan8mthe
            thanks for the username

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah I fricked up and didnt click inside the captcha

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did northern native tribes also practice scarification as the Mesoamerican cultures?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Poke-a-hot-ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty thicc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I need more

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Too fat

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is this image come from

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >filename
          I genuinely love that this joke is still around after all those years.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we will never see a historically accurate (12, bald, naked, doing handstands) Pocahontas animated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pocahontas was a nickname meaning essentially "damn bratty girl"

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tan barefoot tribal girl, why don't these exist anymore

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We killed most of them off. And the rest have mostly been crossbred out of existence.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Born to early to travel the stars born to late to own a brown savage. Why even live anon

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She cute.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice now draw her converting to christianity then getting bred after marriage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I second this btw.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based, yeah nothing wrong if it's ok'd by the church.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I second this btw.

        Threecond. I need more e-girlhontas

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bros how do I get a squaw?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      From the New World, I would assume.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look normal and you have to be willing to raise another man's kid because every single one of those welfare warriors are single mothers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >welfare warriors are single mothers
        Watch Rez dog. Main character has a Single mom, tracks down his dad the dad's baby momma is at the door complaining she hasn't seen him in weeks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's just how it is lol, very accurate depiction.
          To the anons wanting a squaw, they aren't as good as they used to be

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >*Me completely covered in scars and open wounds all over my body*
            I can fix one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get a career that will pay off your student loans if you work at a reservation for 5 years.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Real pocahontas was a bawd

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How many colonizers?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        one, she never actually interacted with john smith, and john rolfe was extremely relunctant about it and acted like he was doing the colony a favour by marrying her

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flashgitz?
    More Fattitz!!!!!
    Ooooooh
    No but seriously his work sucks and he should be killed for making Racist Mario

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Flashgitz is terrible but that doesn't matter because his audience are 12 year olds and they will consume A N Y T H I N G. No mind for quality, those kids.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        THATS why I hate his stuff. It seem like the most run of the mill YouTube slop, taylor made for zoomers

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lost Ongezellig character.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Coco is super friendly to her and basically takes her under her wing
      >Mymy keeps saying /misc/ shit about Native Americans to her
      >Maya is probably browsing this thread right now

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    me on the right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you mean on the roight?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joking about native children being raped to death by hideous, diseased Europeans seems a little...tasteless.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The people making it hate whites and will always portray colonialism in the absolute worst light possible. It's the 'noble savage' shit of the 19th century in a fresh coat of paint, and it's hilarious just how many of them don't realise it.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy gem

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't there more native american girls
    what happened to them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still around. Native-Americans are still a thing but facing their own problems since the reservation system is still f-ked

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i will make more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A guy I play battletech with is married to one. She’s sort of a battleaxe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't the creators get some shit because of this character? I have the memory of seeing one of them posting on tumblr or twitter one big post defending themselves talking about how they were not trying to fetishize the native american community or some shit like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did they? That's stupid. It's a pilot on YouTube. And if anything this go's away from the stereotype of indian girls needing to be rescued.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Princess Tiny Feet!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yee

              Sad she didn't get back with hatred. VB would never do this but I would have liked when we see Hatred leaving his room there's a flash of Tinyfeet in various bondage sets.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Princess Tiny Feet!

            Yee

            Sad she didn't get back with hatred. VB would never do this but I would have liked when we see Hatred leaving his room there's a flash of Tinyfeet in various bondage sets.

            I've only ever seen a few episodes of Adventure Brothers but I feel like the fact she's tied up with a ball gag means he's already set up for a pretty good screenshot edit. Something like make her boobs bigger make her clothes more revealing I just really feel someone to make an edit with her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        BW, which is short and a replacement for her original name Buffalo Wing, originally had red war paint go across her face instead of just as eye shadow. They made these changes after getting some flack for being "offensive" towards native Americans.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one wants to deal with some Native American Defense Force saying your fetishizing native people, or that you're bastardizing their culture by not getting some innane sun ritual right, or hell just that you're not allowed to make a native character because you're white.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't the creators get some shit because of this character? I have the memory of seeing one of them posting on tumblr or twitter one big post defending themselves talking about how they were not trying to fetishize the native american community or some shit like that.

      Displaying your own culture is racist
      Every culture in the world has to behave and dress in accordance to English customs so to demonstrate that they too are civilized

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a full short of just her doing cute things.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a full short of her in the ugly bastard ending

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ELLO DAHLIN
    DO YEW KNOW WHER THE TODGE MOHALL IS?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a cartoon set in a comfy native american village would be cool

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not exactly what you're looking for, but there's a kids puppet show about natives on an extremely small reservation. It's called Wapos Bay on youtube. Beware, uncanny valley and bad voice acting ahead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be plagued by "fans" begging for some white people to show up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That going to be before or after the creator goes out of their way to talk shit about white fans like they were there when Tenochtitlan fell?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          before that but after the guys obsessed with the aztecs show up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            we have those?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh chicanos you mean?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember a french cartoon about that. But damn i forgot whats it called

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact that native americans are ij someway related to hungarians, finns amd turkic people

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Comes to Europe.
      >Does not die at age 21.
      I hate Disney's historical revisionism.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I like when cartoon movies portray history with some accuracy. like how in Anastasia, Rasputin was a lich

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          my favorite thing was how the movie tried to portray the rebellion as evil and the romanov family as a disney royalty that did nothing wrong

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sexualized in Disney version
    >Pedobait in this version

    She can't win.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cr1tikal and Wendigoon both have native ancestry
    It took me by surprise recently

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can sort of see it from their eyes, though that could also have come from slight Asian admixture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can sort of see it from their eyes, though that could also have come from slight Asian admixture.

      Did remind me of when I found this one Ainu git online and had to do a double take, probably the facial hair mostly but it feels like that same jumbling of traits as Wendigoon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cr1tikal and Wendigoon both have native ancestry
      is that the reason why they act like homosexuals?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that's just the way they are

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of people in the US have a little Native ancestry, once it gets below a certain percentage it's not like it makes much of a difference to your appearance or whatever

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    UOOOHHHHHHHHH INDIAN dicky

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >INDIAN
      NATIVE AMERICAN YOU BIGOT!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >UOOOHHHHHHHHH BROWN INDIAN dicky
      Fix'd.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both types of Indians are brown moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        redundant

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    To be fair that's not just Indians that's all races, look up ricebunny or bleached or raceplay on reddit or twitter. You'll see a lot worse I remember seeing one ran by a Asian girl and it was just all about Asian men not being real men and meant to be sissies and Asians are meant to be enslaved stuff that even made me like damn. But then she also would talk about her culture not being respected so idk woman moment i guess?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has Pocahontas ever appeared alongside Tigerlilly in any Disney project?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, I don't think so.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's a pity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What makes the red man red?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Many moons ago, the Great Spirit formed the people from red clay. HAIO HAYA HAIO HAYA

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The power of dicky.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whiskey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No because Disney won't use Pocahontas or Native American characters out of ridiculous concern of offending someone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe homosexual, western Disney wont, but Japan Disney sure does, as can be seen in

        New CGI Tiger Lily

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Japan Disney is the best.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed they are.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    New CGI Tiger Lily

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How does Tiger Liky being an Indian work? Don't they live in Neverland? Her people just exist in the place of mermaids and pirates and a magical elf boy who abducts children?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        when Europeans landed in the new world, a few european faefolk stowed away with them. a native tribe captured one and used her fairy dust to fly to neverland to escape european colonization

        maybe. I just made that up but it sounds like something.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'll accept it anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was popular for little Victorian boys to play make believe as Red Indians, don't read too much into it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dicky.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No up skirt shot shame.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Getting raided by another tribe and getting raped is a hard-wired thing for women.
    They like it because they know mentally if they don't submit they will be killed or suffer in bondage instead of being married off to one of the men who have dibs who is likely high ranking and can support her and her soon to be many children

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you might be a sociopath, anon
      its okay though this is Cinemaphile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Better socio than psycho I always say
        Although I move a bit closer each day

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ELLO DAAAAARLIIIIINGGGG

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, rewatched the video earlier and that still gets me

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What makes the white man white?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The lack of brown dicky.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I like the wood panel wall and rug combination here. It matches well.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idk

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Native guys also deserve appreciation
    and lewds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only other native guy I can think of is sokka

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would sokka be a proud ultra turanist?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's a slippery slope.

          That invites Katara and Korra and those two can take over the whole thread. But it's not thise thread is lively.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Native guys deserve being cucked by BWC

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. La Malinche

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's true

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I expected more porn
        I guess fujos don't like brown boys so much after all

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if her name was Polkahontas and she played a mean accordion

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted it to fail

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What I want to know is why Pocahontas looks perfect while the two white males are straight up mutants. Democrats, am I right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's the matter? Don't like Ugly Bastards?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That fact made the porn jcm2 did hotter

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