Dead game dead franchise, they didn't even bother to fix the latest one. It's still a steaming turd months after release.
CW actor will never be a leading man in feature film or a quality series.
made $$$ >Star Wars Jedi: Survivor is now the fourth best-selling game of 2023 year-to-date, behind only Resident Evil 4, Modern Warfare 2 and frontrunner Hogwarts Legacy.
It would be really weird if an aggressive nightsister witch with a natasha accent and a 10/10 qt 3.14 look wanted to hold you down and sit on your face.
Haha, who would want that.
>I'd be suprised if it's still in top 10
even if it didn't run like shit it's still just an ok game. don't get me wrong, I am happy it was as good as it was coming from the disney era but it's not worth discussing at all for goty
The whole shit with Tanalorr actually provides a rational explanation as to why Cal doesn't involve himself with the events of the OT/ST. For all we know by the end of Rise of Skywalker Jedi Grandmaster Cal Kestis might be leading his own sect of Jedi on Tanalorr with his wife, Mother Merrin of the Nightsisters
It's not like all the Ahsoka/Rebels homosexualry where all the main OC donut steels are right on the periphery but conveniently never met Luke Skywalker (until they resurrected him as a CGI cartoon robot) or involved themselves with the major events of the OT
>leading his own sect
You mean personally fathering the entirety of the next generation of Force sensitives.
>you now remember that some author decided to make Merrin pansexual lesbian and cuckold Cal, and the game writers decided to ignore it and act like the book didn't even exist.
>ginger actor
let's not, star wars has seen enough hardship. can't imagine being the creature who actually remained invested enough in the franchise to play some god awful looking soulslike with a named ginger character, you're certainly their new target audience whatever you are.
Merrins va is the only thing I would approve about any of these characters making it to live action.
She is an extreme qt 3.14 and the natasha accent makes me diamonds.
It didnt flop exactly. It sold well and got good reviews but it got bad player reviews due to the awful technical issues that israeli games journalists didnt report
>Top Selling Video Games of 2023 So Far >1. Hogwarts Legacy | Xbox, PC, PlayStation >2. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom | Nintendo Switch >3. Diablo IV | Xbox, PC, PlayStation >4. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2022) | Xbox, PC, PlayStation >5. Star Wars: Jedi: Survivor | Xbox, PC, PlayStation >6. Resident Evil 4 (2023) | PC, PlayStation
and 85 score on metacritic
but it's a flop because an anon on a mongolian basket weaving imageboard said so i guess
Dead game dead franchise, they didn't even bother to fix the latest one. It's still a steaming turd months after release.
CW actor will never be a leading man in feature film or a quality series.
>they didn't even bother to fix the latest one. It's still a steaming turd months after release.
That's because for whatever dumb reason they are working on porting it to last gen consoles instead of fixing the PC release. I got lucky and didn't really have any issues with my hardware but it's still stupid to leave it hanging like that.
>Take your hot Russian witch gf and frick off away from sequel homosexualry >Use a gun because traditions that only hold you back are pointless in a time of war >The constant pull of the dark side
This is the last piece of Star Wars media ever created for white men and I was utterly amazed it got greenlit.
It occurs to me if they did a TV series some SJW liberal homosexuals would get put in charge of it and they'd make Merrin frick that butch troony from the novel.
I hope that never happens. TV Star Wars is so poorly written that any show would undoubtedly butcher him or the characters related to him. Keep him in the games please. They're better written than everything except Andor.
He doesn't need one. His story is covered in the games. Not everything needs cross-media adaptations. In fact, almost nothing needs that, it's redundant. Just play the game.
Cal doesnt really consider himself a Jedi anymore at a point in the 2nd game. He just a guy who uses the force and a lightsaber. He even uses the dark side powers without being evil as it was just a matter of efficiency in the situation.
>Cal doesnt really consider himself a Jedi anymore at a point in the 2nd game.
literally wtf are you talking about? he constantly calls himself a jedi all the fricking time
fricking moron
played both games. homie has zero personality
Yeah but Mer-bear does
Gonna need the sauce on that pic my man
bush
From a Nexus mod, cant remember the name.
made $$$
>Star Wars Jedi: Survivor is now the fourth best-selling game of 2023 year-to-date, behind only Resident Evil 4, Modern Warfare 2 and frontrunner Hogwarts Legacy.
It would be really weird if an aggressive nightsister witch with a natasha accent and a 10/10 qt 3.14 look wanted to hold you down and sit on your face.
Haha, who would want that.
Right after Starkiller shows up to fight Ashoka
That was at the beginning of the year, before TOTK and a bunch of other shit. I'd be suprised if it's still in top 10 by the time the year's over.
>I'd be suprised if it's still in top 10
even if it didn't run like shit it's still just an ok game. don't get me wrong, I am happy it was as good as it was coming from the disney era but it's not worth discussing at all for goty
This b***h the new show. All these NOT fricking Ventress's WTF?
They find bullshit excuses to bring back every fricking character except the one I like. Nope I have to settle for the Chinese sidewalk knock off.
Because he has to die in 3.
The whole shit with Tanalorr actually provides a rational explanation as to why Cal doesn't involve himself with the events of the OT/ST. For all we know by the end of Rise of Skywalker Jedi Grandmaster Cal Kestis might be leading his own sect of Jedi on Tanalorr with his wife, Mother Merrin of the Nightsisters
It's not like all the Ahsoka/Rebels homosexualry where all the main OC donut steels are right on the periphery but conveniently never met Luke Skywalker (until they resurrected him as a CGI cartoon robot) or involved themselves with the major events of the OT
>he whole shit with Tanalorr
It does but Tanalorr sucks
>leading his own sect
You mean personally fathering the entirety of the next generation of Force sensitives.
>you now remember that some author decided to make Merrin pansexual lesbian and cuckold Cal, and the game writers decided to ignore it and act like the book didn't even exist.
Not just some author but Sam fricking Maggs. The same b***h that was in charge of writing the KOTOR remake. Thank fricking god that got shelved.
LOMBAX breasts
Because he is a boring generic Jedi #2321032104
Does Star Wars really need more white males?
More than ever
>ginger actor
let's not, star wars has seen enough hardship. can't imagine being the creature who actually remained invested enough in the franchise to play some god awful looking soulslike with a named ginger character, you're certainly their new target audience whatever you are.
name 1 A list, hell, B list Ginger male actor
ez, they take some Black person and have him dye his dreadlocks orange
Post sabers
How about a blaster.
If we couldn't even get Kyle Katarn there's zero chance for this guy.
I really thought they would try looping him into live action.
Sex with Merrin.
Merrins va is the only thing I would approve about any of these characters making it to live action.
She is an extreme qt 3.14 and the natasha accent makes me diamonds.
Even better pic.
My god...
She's literally to cute for current year hollywood.
I'd also like to see how they do Greez. Hopefully compelling practical effects mixed with realistic CGI.
fricking hell
So what color are her nips?
The 2nd game flopped hard, killing any interest.
No it didn't
It didnt flop exactly. It sold well and got good reviews but it got bad player reviews due to the awful technical issues that israeli games journalists didnt report
>Top Selling Video Games of 2023 So Far
>1. Hogwarts Legacy | Xbox, PC, PlayStation
>2. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom | Nintendo Switch
>3. Diablo IV | Xbox, PC, PlayStation
>4. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2022) | Xbox, PC, PlayStation
>5. Star Wars: Jedi: Survivor | Xbox, PC, PlayStation
>6. Resident Evil 4 (2023) | PC, PlayStation
and 85 score on metacritic
but it's a flop because an anon on a mongolian basket weaving imageboard said so i guess
Is this up to date? I would have thought that Baldurs Gate 3 game would be in the top 5.
It's a list from a month but you're right BG3 is probably among top 4 by now.
>cal kestis
is this just a limp dick zoomer version of uber chad kyle katarn
How is he anything like Kyle Katarn? Take your meds.
Dead game dead franchise, they didn't even bother to fix the latest one. It's still a steaming turd months after release.
CW actor will never be a leading man in feature film or a quality series.
>they didn't even bother to fix the latest one. It's still a steaming turd months after release.
That's because for whatever dumb reason they are working on porting it to last gen consoles instead of fixing the PC release. I got lucky and didn't really have any issues with my hardware but it's still stupid to leave it hanging like that.
the game barely fricking runs on modern consoles how the FRICK are they gonna get it to run on a ps4 lmao
Remove effects
The Series S version runs better than the ps5 and series x versions as it has ray tracing disabled lol.
Gotham was FOX, not CW.
Cast him
But he’s the goat
>Take your hot Russian witch gf and frick off away from sequel homosexualry
>Use a gun because traditions that only hold you back are pointless in a time of war
>The constant pull of the dark side
This is the last piece of Star Wars media ever created for white men and I was utterly amazed it got greenlit.
It occurs to me if they did a TV series some SJW liberal homosexuals would get put in charge of it and they'd make Merrin frick that butch troony from the novel.
I'm literally fed up with seeing a fricking lightsaber!
Thank you
>ASHITKA
frick you
KATTTTLLLEEEEEEEENNNN
&
FELLONNNYYYYY
Kyle Katarn for fatherless zoomers.
OMG glup shitto is back :*~~
Merrin status?
Ging'd
Dathomiri Nightsisters can't resist Big Human wiener.
Handling a lightsaber
Too many reddit sound effects in those games
Ahsoka references the games to a ridiculous extent
which I guess you can kind of justify since more people played the games than watched the tv shows
>Ahsoka references the games to a ridiculous extent
Any examples?
I only watched the first episode. How does it reference the games?
i wish they kept her hairstyle from the first game or at least gave her a less dykey one
Just mod it.
i play on ps5 🙁
was this really necessary for a single scout trooper
Space Nazis deserve it.
He's already overstayed his welcome.
Is the game good? I liked the first one.
I hope that never happens. TV Star Wars is so poorly written that any show would undoubtedly butcher him or the characters related to him. Keep him in the games please. They're better written than everything except Andor.
>not old
>not grumpy
He doesn't need one. His story is covered in the games. Not everything needs cross-media adaptations. In fact, almost nothing needs that, it's redundant. Just play the game.
Where my Darth Nihilus kino?
>moved to California desperate for money
>the perfect casting
What age would Cal be if he was still alive at the time of the Rey Star Wars movies?
Too old.
Surprisingly based game. White protagonist gets the girl and kills the baddie and steals his daughter.
the baddie is a beaner or something too
Jedi should wear robes. It's not ok when they don't.
Cal doesnt really consider himself a Jedi anymore at a point in the 2nd game. He just a guy who uses the force and a lightsaber. He even uses the dark side powers without being evil as it was just a matter of efficiency in the situation.
>Cal doesnt really consider himself a Jedi anymore at a point in the 2nd game.
literally wtf are you talking about? he constantly calls himself a jedi all the fricking time
fricking moron