Why would anyone want to hang around Heffer? He's a fat guy and he's an asshole.

Why would anyone want to hang around Heffer? He's a fat guy and he's an butthole. He ruins things for people all the time and gets into arguments with Filburt

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go home, Filburt

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      heffer and filburt are both fricking annoying

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually like the chemistry Heffer and Filburt and Rocko had when they were together. They felt like real adult friends. They were butthole and morons but they still loved to hanging out with each other and even looked out for one another.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally a Jerry, George and Kramer dynamic

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a piggish dumbass who makes bad decisions.

    You'd probably say the same thing about Patrick Star, Carl Wheezer and Penny Lefkowitz.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He's a fat guy and he's an butthole.
    So he's something that would provide endless entertainment?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hef is cute and funny and also SpongeBob

    Op you gayit

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    heffer was the biggest homosexual on a cast of homosexuals. even rocko was too good for any of his loser friends but he was too weak to dump them and find anyone else. just like the real world

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd rather have two shitty friends than no friends

      This is, to some extent, the whole "modern life" joke

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd rather have two shitty friends than no friends

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rocko's a gay and a pushover
    Heffer is a gay and a fat moron
    Filbert is a gay and a nerd

    >Write what you know

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filbert is no gay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is a dude in a dress

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile will disagree but you have to be high test to pull a woman like that

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess Rocko simply met him not long after he first immigrated to America, and he assumed all Americans were like that. By the time he’d been in the country long enough to see Heffer was particularly bad, they were already friends and Rocko was too polite to stop.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let’s not be moronic here. There’s lots of guys like Heffer in Australia too.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone has that one friend

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes the ONLY friend they ever have

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they got away with the episode where he moved in with Rocko. He became a nudist and had a nudist party in Rocko's backyard.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody ever brings up Heffer's eye and how it's misshapen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I notice it a lot, but what is there to say?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The episode where Heffer gets sucked off by the milking machine is still the most amazing thing I ever saw a saturday morning kids cartoon get away with.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He nutted on screen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He nutted on screen

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And when Rocko comes to take him home he has a teary farewell with it. "I'll nver forget you"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      And when Rocko comes to take him home he has a teary farewell with it. "I'll nver forget you"

      >tfw I thought he just released his morning urine when I watched it as a kid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That scene was fricking gold

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAL-LAMI! GET IT?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filburt would sell you out to be cannibalized just to get some toupee. Heffer would carry you to the hospital on foot if you collapsed from acute appendicitis.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was Patrick Star before that was a thing. But Heffer is a better friend and character than Patrick. I remember when SpongeBob first aired I was like this is another Rocko’s.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the episode where heffer's gluttony issues legitimately threatened Rocko's life and nearly killed them both stuck with me as a kid and gave be serious body image issues, as a fat kid

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is fun to have around. No really, that's it. He is always up for doing shit and enjoys it fully too, instead of worrying and complaining about it like a woman. It is completely irrelevant what kind of person others might be, you wouldn't want to be around a loser like Filbert unless you're an even bigger loser yourself, because you will eventually learn their follies and get to have fun with Heffer.

    This fully applies to IRL as well, so apply yourselves, homosexuals

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