Why would she abandon the comfort and security of civilization to live in a dangerous jungle with an illiterate savage she's only known for a wee...

Why would she abandon the comfort and security of civilization to live in a dangerous jungle with an illiterate savage she's only known for a week?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's easier to control than white men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is a white man, both parents were white. He just has a tan from loving in the jungle. N

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbass shitskin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's white

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      …he is white

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >illiterate savage
      Tarzan has a genius level IQ and literally taught himself to read using picture books before even meeting Jane.
      The whole premise of Tarzan is that a man of good breeding is incapable of being a savage, and the lowborn mercenary types who go to Africa to colonize it are far more "savage" than he.

      Why do you think Interracial couples are only increasing, particularly BMWF? It's the same reason.

      women want men who might beat them to death at a moment's notice
      it's correlated with dick size

      she will pay the toll, no refunds

      Total coomer death

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BWC

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you think Interracial couples are only increasing, particularly BMWF? It's the same reason.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bet it was because of his squared jaw.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women want men who might beat them to death at a moment's notice
    it's correlated with dick size

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    #justwomanthings

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she will pay the toll, no refunds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >SUV driver
      is this some kind of racial epithet?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        journalist: searches for something notable the perpetrator has done to avoid writing "black man"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >SUV driver
        >is this some kind of racial epithet?

        >Kids
        >Teens
        >Thugs
        >Youths
        >Crowds
        >Mayors
        >Joggers
        >Loiterers
        >Kia boys
        >Parolees
        >Swervers
        >Juveniles
        >Hooligans
        >Hoodlums
        >Protesters
        >Teenagers
        >Pranksters
        >Youngsters
        >Party goers
        >Ex-convicts
        >Delinquents
        >SUV drivers
        >Porch pirates
        >Straphangers
        >Church goers
        >Young fathers
        >Honda drivers
        >Jobless losers
        >Gifted athletes
        >Gang members
        >Trouble makers
        >Bus passengers
        >Aspiring rappers
        >Subway dancers
        >Repeat offenders
        >Lifelong criminals
        >Masked assailants
        >Persons of interest
        >Lunchtime rowdies
        >Restaurant patrons
        >Unhappy customers
        >Former NFL players
        >Unruly young adults
        >Community activists
        >Black Friday crowds
        >Troubled young men
        >Spring break partiers
        >Neighborhood bullies
        >High school students
        >Scholarship recipients
        >Unhinged Strangers
        >Dinnertime Burglars

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My favorite is [location] man.
          Then it turns out he's only lived there three months and was an illegal immigrant from Somalia.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The latest leftist term is 'judicial involved individuals'. That's what the Biden administration is now using when they require companies to hire felons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Toll paid in full
      You love to see it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >SUV driver
      What the frick is that supposed to mean?
      Is the most defining characteristic about this man the fact he drives a "sports utility vehicle?"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kekked into oblivion
      >SUV driver
      like an escalade?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      White b***hes are moronic. News at 11.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do we pretend women don't deserve to get hit every now and again for talking shit if the guy they are dating is a black? And your response will be well she deserved it because she was fricking a black. No, she deserved it because women are annoying as frick and regularly go over the line on purpose. Talk shit get hit, shrimple as.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah, the truth is that every single last darkie and halfbreed on the planet needs to be airdropped into active volcano mouths. 😉

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          whites breeding with blacks is literal human devolution

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BTC

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big penis

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    white woman

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"dangerous"
    Not with Tarzan. Take that away and it's paradise. Literally a never ending vacation with no traffic or cops or bullshit arguments, politics or any petty stresses. As long as you have food and shelter you are good and can just play with monkeys.

    The only thing Id miss would be you guys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you just go to africa then?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have Tarzan as my friend so it would be dangerous.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No BBC loicense either given she's not in London

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is fancy upper crust woman attracted to an athletic, curiously handsome wildman who can throttle a gorilla but is gentle with her?

    This is woman 101. Btw Tarzan is white and in the original material hated Black folk for killing his ape family.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Btw Tarzan is white
      No shit Sherlock.

      I don't have Tarzan as my friend so it would be dangerous.

      Why couldn't you become Tarzan?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Give me Jane (cute white English woman) and I'll be Tarzan. Even Tarzan was willing to sail back to England with Jane when he thought she wouldn't stay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >upper crust

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        as in wealthy, dumbass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're talking to an ESL. They don't know what the word crust actually means, they've just seen it posted in those gay Offerman threads for the last year so they think it's something gay.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            as in wealthy, dumbass

            You mofos get get baited way too easily holy shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally brown.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tarzan is philippino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's called a tan, loser. It's what people get when they've been out in the Sun for awhile.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is how Tarzan didn't grow a beard

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She like monki.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he save her from being rapped by monkeys?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pussy tingles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that face, those eyes
      Only a woman loves the way a woman loves, we know nothing about that shit

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anklelet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      John Lasseter homosexualry.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women are moronic

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tarzan isn't illiterate, he taught himself to read with the bible

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lets be honest, did the creators know that the Kaa character will give millions hypnosis fetish?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did they know their show would give me a fetish for rich overly-dressed girls having trouble in jungles?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >a fetish for rich overly-dressed girls having trouble in jungles
        Based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. Also, that homie's from Jungle Book.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The infant Clayton, subsequently adopted by the she-ape Kala, is named Tarzan ('White Skin' in the ape language) and is raised in ignorance of his human heritage.
    Try harder

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      that refers to him having tough skin you fricking imbecile not the colour
      Lrn2English

      [...]
      What a fricking idiot. The whole point of the original novel is Tarzan being the son of an English aristocrat who developed insane strength agility and cunning by living in the jungle. He proceeds to dunk on everything that lives there, especially the Black folk. Tarzan is a white supremacist fantasy and its based as hell.

      what did he say?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tarzan was canonically a Black man. Disney raped the lore to appeal to suburbanite white families

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that refers to him having tough skin you fricking imbecile not the colour
    Lrn2English

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the part where he tickles her foot

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What a fricking idiot. The whole point of the original novel is Tarzan being the son of an English aristocrat who developed insane strength agility and cunning by living in the jungle. He proceeds to dunk on everything that lives there, especially the Black folk. Tarzan is a white supremacist fantasy and its based as hell.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women are children

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Obv its a primitivist anti-bourgeois propaganda. Be simple, strong and brave, soldier, and you will get your snub nose cute princess

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nothing the israelite fears more than the enlarged and encouraged member of a white man who's balls and penis have been bathing bare in the sun their whole life
    you have no idea how big your package could have been

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That literally has no effect

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You mean like literally every adventurer during the age of discovery you fricking historylet moron.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She probably went there seeking adventure and escape from society in the first place

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She wasn't getting enough attention, thought, "I'm sooooooo hooooooot a bet savages would pamper me~ OH! And if I'm gone long enough (like, a weekend) I bet EVERYONE would miss me soooooooooo muuuuuuuuch~"

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically she'd be tired of the bugs in heat after an hour.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This
      She'd be nagging at Tarzan to get a real job and quit hanging out with those delinquent monkeys all the time and grow up after a few days.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "Blond" is masculine, "blonde" is feminine, Gary...

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i love cute female feet so fricking much bros

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For the same reason girls who come from rich families almost always exclusively date drug dealers/addicts

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Spread-eagled vine surfing
      I don't remember this movie being so erotic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't remember this movie being so erotic.
        I don't think I ever actually watched Tarzan from start to finish but I noticed the same thing from all of these clips, this movie is very sensual and erotic. I'm surprised there hasn't been some sort of Tarzan revival among horny women yet, the whole story seems like a bored white woman's wet dream now that I think about it.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The way it looked like he just discovered something new when she kissed him got me thinking. Realistically he'd have been fricking she-gorillas in the jungle all the time and he'd probably have some sort of terrible transmittable disease that he'd end up giving Jane. I bet his breath smelled like death itself and his mouth probably tasted like roadkill.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He ate a lot of fruits and probably the jaguar

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And her father.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What did Tarzan see in her anyways?

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    humiliation ritual

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    woman moment

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread gets the brownest thread on Cinemaphile award. Well done the competition was fierce

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the ultimate female fantasy involves being spirited away from their drudgery normal life by some whimsical gigachad who takes them on a thrilling adventure and megafricks them

    bonus points if he is is large and muscular or even feral/monstrous (hence the archetype of werewolves/vampires/beauty and the beast), socially aloof, but then protects her from something even worse

    also, the reason this male has such an interest in her is of course because of her magical pussy

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reverse the gender roles and put yourself in her shoes, wouldn't you want to cohabit with a mute amazonian giantess?

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