FPBP
Every thread about "why would [character] do [something stupid]" is moronic, because people tend to do stupid things
Every thread about "why would [female character] do [something stupid]" is unbelievably, stupidly, needing-to-wear-a-helmet-to-eat-soup level of moronic, because women are practically stupid decision machines
The less intelligent a creature is, the more alike individuals of it's group are
It's why cats and monkeys have more different personality traits that wienerroaches and amoeba
It's why women are less capable of resisting groupthink than men
>Generically b***h about women a hundred times a day >Woman makes a generic comeback about your penis >"REEEEEEEEE YOU'RE SOOOOO PREDICTABLE I SWEAR YOU'RE OBSESSED"
>Modern women BEHAVE like such entitled c**t-- >PENIS LOL >What >PENIS UR PENIS LOL UR PENIS LE SMALL YOU PROBABLY HAVE LIKE A WEIRD CURVY ONE TOO AND IT'S CIRCUMSIZED AND STILL UNWASHED >...W h a t >YOU R LE SMALL LIKE UR wiener >I-- >SMALL wiener SMALL wiener SMALL wiener PENIS wiener PENIS PENIS I LITERALLY ONLY THINK ABOUT PENIS PENIS MENS BODIES ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT ARE MENS BODIES MEN MEN MENS BODIES PENIS >... I'm... I'm leaving now. >YEAH TAKE UR SMALL DICK AND GO INCEL I CAN SMELL IT FORM HERE
Wow I wonder what the difference between these two is.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>REEEE WOMEN ARE c**tS >REEEE MEN HAVE SMALL PENIS
And then just repeat this 20 times and you're the same autistic frick you b***h about lmao.
5 months ago
Anonymous
The overused two are "daddy issues" and "small penis", the problem is that both insults are like flipping a coin. If it hits, it really hits, if the assumption is wrong, you look like a jackass who was too lazy to come up with a good argument
5 months ago
Anonymous
I feel like "roastie" is more popular to say online than "daddy issues".
>women are silly lol >penus! >theyre dumb and act stupid >c-wiener? dick wiener penis? >they do this thing thats unreasonable- >penis penis wiener sex wiener dick? >-and say stupid things and... >P P P PEEEEEEENUS
anon the point being that you lot only have one insult and its constant
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Silly >Dumb >Stupid >Unreasonable >Stupid again
You know using synonyms of the same word is the same shit, right?
5 months ago
Anonymous
not the same things
but those can all describe different behaviors, and more importantly, they describe behaviors
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Men have to write a fricking essay to insult women >All women have to do is say "small penis" and it triggers an entire thread >Somehow, you think this is not an effective insult when it constantly gets a reaction
Work smarter, not harder.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>does something stupid >revels in being a moron cause it "le triggers" other people
only anger inducing thing here is the fact that we let you people vote
The most moronic thing a man can do
Is debate a woman as if she's capable of being equal to him
Give it up brothers, this is why we invented "yes dear that's very nice dear you're right dear"
frick it, it's not worth it
it's like trying to explain this shit to a toddler
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Women have no morals, no rules. No boundaries. Women don't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. They're not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. They trades blood for money and are willing to punch bellow the belt quite literally by going straight for the dick in an argument. >Millions of men point out that isn't fair >LOL I TROLLE U
Every time a woman does this another man realizes womens rights must be revoked.
Imagine being pissed because an insult made you mad and you acting as if that's not the fricking point. Holy shit, and you wonder why "small penis" gets you every fricking time.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You spend all day thinking about mens penises.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Women have no morals, no rules. No boundaries. Women don't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. They're not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. They trades blood for money and are willing to punch bellow the belt quite literally by going straight for the dick in an argument. >Millions of men point out that isn't fair >LOL I TROLLE U
Every time a woman does this another man realizes womens rights must be revoked.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>revoking rights because words on a screen hurt your feelings
I'm not a woman but, the frick? These threads are so weird to read as a free speech absolutist
5 months ago
Anonymous
nta but
Its less >revoking rights BECAUSE words on screen
and moreso >worlds on screen being evidence for one of the reasons WHY rights are being revoked
5 months ago
Anonymous
Women adore the privilege they have over men >They're not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals.
This is so unbelievably true anon, you couldn't have said it better. Woman are like clay by nature, meant to be molded by the strongest thing, that's why they're the biggest proponents of status quo
Men built society for women and now it's used against them
5 months ago
Anonymous
Anon that is a quote from MW3 describing Makarov I just threw in for shitposting reasons.
Mostly true for a lot of women though.
>revoking rights because words on a screen hurt your feelings
I'm not a woman but, the frick? These threads are so weird to read as a free speech absolutist
See above.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I knew what you were quoting, I was only commenting on the end bit you threw in
5 months ago
Anonymous
Then you ought to know I was also shitposting at the revoking part.
I would never want women to stop the Freudian slip of spending more than 10 seconds without mentioning mens penises in the discussion. Call it Dick Law. Like Godwins Law.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Dick Law
heh I like it
it's gonna become one of those things you start noticing now that you know about it, they really do do it constantly
5 months ago
Anonymous
I think it's not much of a freudian slip unless they're dykes. Women like peenus and they know it. Again, women don't literally believe you have a small dick, it just does the job as a triggering insult very effectively because men don't like the thought of having a small penis. I'm not condoning it, personally I don't and wouldn't say it, but just explaining it.
I've literally never heard of this insult, nor do I think it would work on a woman the way "You must have a small penis" does on men.
Really? Never? It's pretty common stuff, in a similar vein to hitting the wall. And why wouldn't it hurt a woman as much as saying small peepee hurts a man? Are you going to take this one literally too and say someting like "well they can just adopt" when the point is it's playing on biological insecurity and perceieved inferiority?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>JOKES ON YOU I LIKED YOUR TINY wiener ALL ALONG INCEL HAHA
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not a woman
5 months ago
Anonymous
Ok.
Anyway that's an intentionally absurd statement.
Your claim is that men only hate the insult or whatever right.
Meanwhile women started the insult to express something closer to a disability firstly. THEN it caught on as a repetitive statement.
So without that the easy punch theory wouldn't exist.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Is there a paper I can read looking into the history of the small peepee insult?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>why wouldn't it hurt a woman as much as saying small peepee hurts a man
You can use "small dick" to insult males starting at, like age 12 and it never stops being an insult.
"Tick Tock, eggs running out" is something you can only use to insult a woman in her late 20s who gives a shit about having a baby.
5 months ago
Anonymous
That's fair. Good point, though I will add >who gives a shit about having a baby
The insult is based on all women wanting to marry and have children as a biological imperative, even the feminazi girlboss ones who act like they don't need no man. From a trad point of view, all women give a shit about having a baby because that's their evolved purpose, even if modern day brainwashing makes them hide or deny it. So a woman who runs out of eggs and never has babies is a worthless burden. A man with a "small penis" can still accomplish things and generally be superior because men have a purpose in life beyond making babies. But I'm hesitant to continue the /LULZ/ derailment so I'll stop.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Man makes up imaginary reasons to hate all women >Gets told he has a small dick >Chimps out
Male bros, why are we like this?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Sistersisters why can't we stop thinking about tiny wieners and how badly we want them?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry sister, the men already monopolize caring about their small dicks, we cant compete with them. Its why the insult works every time.
5 months ago
Anonymous
The most moronic thing a man can do
Is debate a woman as if she's capable of being equal to him
Give it up brothers, this is why we invented "yes dear that's very nice dear you're right dear"
5 months ago
Anonymous
My girlfriend didn't believe that veal was baby cow and that I had changed Wikipedia, hacked her phone, every website and paid off her friends and family to win the argument. She ended it after 2 hours with 'agree to disagree'.
Having a small penis is a common insecurity so women say it just to get to you and provoke reactions like this. Men already have their own version of the small penis insult. Tick tock eggs running out, because women are insecure about their age and motherhood. Or making fun of the ol roast beef curtains.
I've literally never heard of this insult, nor do I think it would work on a woman the way "You must have a small penis" does on men.
5 months ago
Anonymous
anon idk how to explain to you that "small penis" only """works""" because men are sick of hearing it
notice how no one itt is offended, they're just saying "enough of that already"
its more akin to constantly poking someone, it's not a hardhitting offense it's just obnoxious
Imagine if nearly every other man you met said to you "BLIPPITY BLIPPITY" as soon as they realized you're a woman and you disagreed with them. it doesn't mean anything so there's nothing to get offended over, but you're gonna get sick of it and start wondering "why is that the only thing they can say?"
and when you do, they'll hit ya with that "OOOH TRIGGERED LE EPIC STYLE ARE YA?"
this is stuff an elementary schooler can figure out
5 months ago
Anonymous
The reasoning of your reaction is irrelevant. All that matters is that it got a reaction out of you. It derailed a thread. It's still getting (you)'s, people are having discussions about it and are shit-flinging to each other for hours.
How is that not successful provocation?
5 months ago
Anonymous
If men could make women lose their shit just by saying "blippity" it would be awesome. "woman moment" is the closest tiny vague phrase that causes chaos once it's uttered.
5 months ago
Anonymous
nta but if you really want to make women cry then just call them fat.
5 months ago
Anonymous
If women started calling all the deadly work related accidents that make up for a decent chunk of men's mortality rates "men moments" men would lose their shit real fast.
It's like men need to have an emotional punching bag to feel big and in control but the second the punching bag says something back men lose their shit.
I get it, society sucks and many men suffer silently but wouldn't it be more productive to work on yourself or overthrow the financial systems making your life shit rather than go back to Le old punching bag and not change shit?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm all for hanging the bankers and their brown homosexual client class, however the reason behind men suffering from more workplace accidents is because they are doing the vast majority of physical labor, not because of some inherently male quality that would be absent if women were to become 90% of blue collar workers tomorrow.
It's the same flawed feminist argument for women being in be in charge of the military.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>men suffering from more workplace accidents is because they are doing the vast majority of physical labor, not because of some inherently male quality that would be absent if women were to become 90% of blue collar workers tomorrow
I mean, the inherent male quality present is giving less of a shit about one's well being/wanting to be macho. A vast majority of those accidents are preventable through safety measures that workers dont care to follow and bosses dont care to implement.
I am not saying women would do a better job overall but I am willing to bet that accident related deaths would decrease dramatically given that women are much better at self preservation than men.
5 months ago
Anonymous
In my experience, women don't really follow occupational disease related measures either which is what they are often more exposed to in white collar work.
When I worked with men they usually do what you tell them, even if they don't want to. Only people with serious issues like drug addiction will fail on this regard and that's not gender specific at all.
From a psychological standpoint, men don't lack self-preservation, they have a higher tolerance for risk instead which is needed for a lot of physically demanding jobs.
Finally, for another anectode that's not related to my work life, you should look at how autistic people get in the gym about form, you know, these "machos" you are talking about.
I think your comments are completely out of place.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>When I worked with men they usually do what you tell them, even if they don't want to
This anecdotal. I completely believe you but the reality, given the high numbers of preventable work related injuries, is that either measures are not implemented or workers simply dont follow them. I think an easy way to see this issue is the high number of construction workers who simply refuse to wear the adequate protection gear. >women don't really follow occupational disease related measures either which is what they are often more exposed to in white collar work.
These do not tend to result in serious injury or death like blue collar work. >men don't lack self-preservation, they have a higher tolerance for risk instead which is needed for a lot of physically demanding jobs.
As I said, most work related injuries are preventable. That higher tolerance for risk is a myth in itself since most of the risk can be averted by following the proper procedures. Sure, there are jobs that are simply more dangerous than others but, in developed countries, even the most dangerous jobs are extremely safe so long as you follow procedure. And even if not, we are talking about insults here. The whole 'woman moment' itself is not really grounded in any tangible reality other than wanting to insult women as a whole for certain stereotypes. Work related deaths are a stereotype for men. > you should look at how autistic people get in the gym about form, you know, these "machos" you are talking about.
I dont think autistic people are indicative of anything here.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Blip
pity
5 months ago
Anonymous
BLIPPITY BLIPPITY
5 months ago
Anonymous
I am so fricking offended right now anon, stop it with that small blippity energy
5 months ago
Anonymous
>STUPID WOMAN, YOU MADE US LOOK BAD >BLIPPITY BLIPPITY BLIPPITY BLIPPITY
5 months ago
Anonymous
You're just describing the point of slurs or pejorative terms. Look how triggered Cinemaphile gets when a cartoon like Harley Quinn says the phrase "cis-white men".
It's ok up until the breast becomes bigger than their entire body. Like here is fine for me IMO, I especially like it when they leak milk while expanding.
That was her Jerry side of DNA acting.
In fact thats something they should explore more, instead of making her the smart one of the family, show that no matter what at the end of the day Jerry DnA will alway mess around
>If a person gets something they value, why don't they stop wanting more?
The vast majority of people don't know why they want the things they want and wind up trying to fill a cup with no bottom. Summer is insecure about her body so the best option would be for her to accept and love herself but as most people would she tries to treat the symptom instead of the disease. As you noted she's big enough here to titmog Tricia and probably every other girl in school, so why doesn't she stop? Well if she doesn't have the biggest breasts in the world she might be made to feel insecure about them again, better keep going till that feeling goes away.
Because she's a dumb teenager. If genders were swapped, it would be Morty trying to make his dick bigger and not stopping after he's gotten it to a meaty 8.5 inches. In actuality, only size queens and paid porn actresses want anything longer than that. For her frame, the breasts she got before she tried to grab more were already at the border of "too much" for most guys. You may think you like gimungoid knockers, but if you've ever seen someone with actual gigantomastia, they become disgusting. There's a reason why DD is considered the average "peak" of big breasts.
It’s sad that these threads get derailed immediately, rather than continuing to discuss the OP or expand on it in a civilized manner. Instead, you’re all shit-flinging.
If op wanted a breast expansion thread then next time just say so instead of putting a question in the op that was bound to get politicial.
Black person.
How are there users on Cinemaphile who are still not aware that this board is most likely 50% women, but also a large percentage of that are self-hating women. Did the plethora of shipping threads when a new show drops over the decades not tip anyone off?
> Did the plethora of shipping threads when a new show drops over the decades not tip anyone off?
I just assumed this was a gay board and avoided those threads.
Not all women on Cinemaphile "type like this??????" or "uSe ThE sAmE TyPiNg MaNnErIsMs". In fact, it's why I mention self-hating women because there are a bunch on other boards who fricking hate women who type like that on Twitter or Tumblr or whatever is cool to use now-a-days.
>self-hating women
Some of the angriest anti-woman posts on Cinemaphile are written by women. Just like how the more racist a post is, the browner the hands that typed it.
If you found an embigging ray as a 16 year old, would you have precisely angled it to hit under your erect dick where the shaft meets the scrotum so your balls wouldn't look shriveled next to your new huge dick or would you have just pulled down you pants right then and let it blast you?
Summer is ugly as sin. Just look at her next to Jessica. You'd think people calling her ugly would be a running joke. At least Morty should call her out for looking like a dog.
>your now imagining Punky season 5 where she is a bratty oppai e-girl because the showrunners couldn't imagine her being precocious with breasts that big
there is extremely little of her post Punky and when she got them reduced. i remember her when she was like 16 or so, got damn huge as frick.
(Guy does stupid thing in a cartoon) >Uhg, why do the creators make this character so dumb? it's just so our of character and a cheap way to create conflict
(Gal does stupid thing in a cartoon) >Yet another demonstration that women are inherently mentally inferior to me, heh
boobs are a powerful weapon for a woman
if YOU had access to make your boobs bigger with zero side effects (light as a feather boobs), you'd take it. greedy getting bigger? sure, but i think people are never satisfied and honestly, i'd do it smirking all the way as i burst into evil laughter and end up with PPP cup boobs "by accident" as i wring my hands
tl;dr free boob bigger ray would make any woman greedy, guaranteed
women are vain and greedy
FPBP
Every thread about "why would [character] do [something stupid]" is moronic, because people tend to do stupid things
Every thread about "why would [female character] do [something stupid]" is unbelievably, stupidly, needing-to-wear-a-helmet-to-eat-soup level of moronic, because women are practically stupid decision machines
>fictional woman is written badly by male writers
>'ree i hate women and i have a small penis'
fixed it for you
>small penis
every time
every fricking time, man
i swear a female might explode if she doesn't mention small pp at least once a day
Women know that the most valuable thing about them is their body, so that line of thinking forms the basis of most of their attacks
The less intelligent a creature is, the more alike individuals of it's group are
It's why cats and monkeys have more different personality traits that wienerroaches and amoeba
It's why women are less capable of resisting groupthink than men
Just make the excuse about it being cold and shut up.
>Generically b***h about women a hundred times a day
>Woman makes a generic comeback about your penis
>"REEEEEEEEE YOU'RE SOOOOO PREDICTABLE I SWEAR YOU'RE OBSESSED"
>Modern women BEHAVE like such entitled c**t--
>PENIS LOL
>What
>PENIS UR PENIS LOL UR PENIS LE SMALL YOU PROBABLY HAVE LIKE A WEIRD CURVY ONE TOO AND IT'S CIRCUMSIZED AND STILL UNWASHED
>...W h a t
>YOU R LE SMALL LIKE UR wiener
>I--
>SMALL wiener SMALL wiener SMALL wiener PENIS wiener PENIS PENIS I LITERALLY ONLY THINK ABOUT PENIS PENIS MENS BODIES ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT ARE MENS BODIES MEN MEN MENS BODIES PENIS
>... I'm... I'm leaving now.
>YEAH TAKE UR SMALL DICK AND GO INCEL I CAN SMELL IT FORM HERE
Wow I wonder what the difference between these two is.
>REEEE WOMEN ARE c**tS
>REEEE MEN HAVE SMALL PENIS
And then just repeat this 20 times and you're the same autistic frick you b***h about lmao.
The overused two are "daddy issues" and "small penis", the problem is that both insults are like flipping a coin. If it hits, it really hits, if the assumption is wrong, you look like a jackass who was too lazy to come up with a good argument
I feel like "roastie" is more popular to say online than "daddy issues".
I'm like 99% sure a woman wrote this post
Gemerald if true. Shinemerald if false.
>women are silly lol
>penus!
>theyre dumb and act stupid
>c-wiener? dick wiener penis?
>they do this thing thats unreasonable-
>penis penis wiener sex wiener dick?
>-and say stupid things and...
>P P P PEEEEEEENUS
anon the point being that you lot only have one insult and its constant
>Silly
>Dumb
>Stupid
>Unreasonable
>Stupid again
You know using synonyms of the same word is the same shit, right?
not the same things
but those can all describe different behaviors, and more importantly, they describe behaviors
>Men have to write a fricking essay to insult women
>All women have to do is say "small penis" and it triggers an entire thread
>Somehow, you think this is not an effective insult when it constantly gets a reaction
Work smarter, not harder.
>does something stupid
>revels in being a moron cause it "le triggers" other people
only anger inducing thing here is the fact that we let you people vote
frick it, it's not worth it
it's like trying to explain this shit to a toddler
Imagine being pissed because an insult made you mad and you acting as if that's not the fricking point. Holy shit, and you wonder why "small penis" gets you every fricking time.
You spend all day thinking about mens penises.
>Women have no morals, no rules. No boundaries. Women don't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. They're not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. They trades blood for money and are willing to punch bellow the belt quite literally by going straight for the dick in an argument.
>Millions of men point out that isn't fair
>LOL I TROLLE U
Every time a woman does this another man realizes womens rights must be revoked.
>revoking rights because words on a screen hurt your feelings
I'm not a woman but, the frick? These threads are so weird to read as a free speech absolutist
nta but
Its less
>revoking rights BECAUSE words on screen
and moreso
>worlds on screen being evidence for one of the reasons WHY rights are being revoked
Women adore the privilege they have over men
>They're not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals.
This is so unbelievably true anon, you couldn't have said it better. Woman are like clay by nature, meant to be molded by the strongest thing, that's why they're the biggest proponents of status quo
Men built society for women and now it's used against them
Anon that is a quote from MW3 describing Makarov I just threw in for shitposting reasons.
Mostly true for a lot of women though.
See above.
I knew what you were quoting, I was only commenting on the end bit you threw in
Then you ought to know I was also shitposting at the revoking part.
I would never want women to stop the Freudian slip of spending more than 10 seconds without mentioning mens penises in the discussion. Call it Dick Law. Like Godwins Law.
>Dick Law
heh I like it
it's gonna become one of those things you start noticing now that you know about it, they really do do it constantly
I think it's not much of a freudian slip unless they're dykes. Women like peenus and they know it. Again, women don't literally believe you have a small dick, it just does the job as a triggering insult very effectively because men don't like the thought of having a small penis. I'm not condoning it, personally I don't and wouldn't say it, but just explaining it.
Really? Never? It's pretty common stuff, in a similar vein to hitting the wall. And why wouldn't it hurt a woman as much as saying small peepee hurts a man? Are you going to take this one literally too and say someting like "well they can just adopt" when the point is it's playing on biological insecurity and perceieved inferiority?
>JOKES ON YOU I LIKED YOUR TINY wiener ALL ALONG INCEL HAHA
I'm not a woman
Ok.
Anyway that's an intentionally absurd statement.
Your claim is that men only hate the insult or whatever right.
Meanwhile women started the insult to express something closer to a disability firstly. THEN it caught on as a repetitive statement.
So without that the easy punch theory wouldn't exist.
Is there a paper I can read looking into the history of the small peepee insult?
>why wouldn't it hurt a woman as much as saying small peepee hurts a man
You can use "small dick" to insult males starting at, like age 12 and it never stops being an insult.
"Tick Tock, eggs running out" is something you can only use to insult a woman in her late 20s who gives a shit about having a baby.
That's fair. Good point, though I will add
>who gives a shit about having a baby
The insult is based on all women wanting to marry and have children as a biological imperative, even the feminazi girlboss ones who act like they don't need no man. From a trad point of view, all women give a shit about having a baby because that's their evolved purpose, even if modern day brainwashing makes them hide or deny it. So a woman who runs out of eggs and never has babies is a worthless burden. A man with a "small penis" can still accomplish things and generally be superior because men have a purpose in life beyond making babies. But I'm hesitant to continue the /LULZ/ derailment so I'll stop.
>Man makes up imaginary reasons to hate all women
>Gets told he has a small dick
>Chimps out
Male bros, why are we like this?
Sistersisters why can't we stop thinking about tiny wieners and how badly we want them?
Sorry sister, the men already monopolize caring about their small dicks, we cant compete with them. Its why the insult works every time.
The most moronic thing a man can do
Is debate a woman as if she's capable of being equal to him
Give it up brothers, this is why we invented "yes dear that's very nice dear you're right dear"
My girlfriend didn't believe that veal was baby cow and that I had changed Wikipedia, hacked her phone, every website and paid off her friends and family to win the argument. She ended it after 2 hours with 'agree to disagree'.
Can hypocrisy get any more extreme than Cinemaphile getting upset about the idea of a woman insulting a man's penis?
>Cinemaphile
Oops but actually it doesn't matter which board you put in that sentence.
Having a small penis is a common insecurity so women say it just to get to you and provoke reactions like this. Men already have their own version of the small penis insult. Tick tock eggs running out, because women are insecure about their age and motherhood. Or making fun of the ol roast beef curtains.
I've literally never heard of this insult, nor do I think it would work on a woman the way "You must have a small penis" does on men.
anon idk how to explain to you that "small penis" only """works""" because men are sick of hearing it
notice how no one itt is offended, they're just saying "enough of that already"
its more akin to constantly poking someone, it's not a hardhitting offense it's just obnoxious
Imagine if nearly every other man you met said to you "BLIPPITY BLIPPITY" as soon as they realized you're a woman and you disagreed with them. it doesn't mean anything so there's nothing to get offended over, but you're gonna get sick of it and start wondering "why is that the only thing they can say?"
and when you do, they'll hit ya with that "OOOH TRIGGERED LE EPIC STYLE ARE YA?"
this is stuff an elementary schooler can figure out
The reasoning of your reaction is irrelevant. All that matters is that it got a reaction out of you. It derailed a thread. It's still getting (you)'s, people are having discussions about it and are shit-flinging to each other for hours.
How is that not successful provocation?
If men could make women lose their shit just by saying "blippity" it would be awesome. "woman moment" is the closest tiny vague phrase that causes chaos once it's uttered.
nta but if you really want to make women cry then just call them fat.
If women started calling all the deadly work related accidents that make up for a decent chunk of men's mortality rates "men moments" men would lose their shit real fast.
It's like men need to have an emotional punching bag to feel big and in control but the second the punching bag says something back men lose their shit.
I get it, society sucks and many men suffer silently but wouldn't it be more productive to work on yourself or overthrow the financial systems making your life shit rather than go back to Le old punching bag and not change shit?
I'm all for hanging the bankers and their brown homosexual client class, however the reason behind men suffering from more workplace accidents is because they are doing the vast majority of physical labor, not because of some inherently male quality that would be absent if women were to become 90% of blue collar workers tomorrow.
It's the same flawed feminist argument for women being in be in charge of the military.
>men suffering from more workplace accidents is because they are doing the vast majority of physical labor, not because of some inherently male quality that would be absent if women were to become 90% of blue collar workers tomorrow
I mean, the inherent male quality present is giving less of a shit about one's well being/wanting to be macho. A vast majority of those accidents are preventable through safety measures that workers dont care to follow and bosses dont care to implement.
I am not saying women would do a better job overall but I am willing to bet that accident related deaths would decrease dramatically given that women are much better at self preservation than men.
In my experience, women don't really follow occupational disease related measures either which is what they are often more exposed to in white collar work.
When I worked with men they usually do what you tell them, even if they don't want to. Only people with serious issues like drug addiction will fail on this regard and that's not gender specific at all.
From a psychological standpoint, men don't lack self-preservation, they have a higher tolerance for risk instead which is needed for a lot of physically demanding jobs.
Finally, for another anectode that's not related to my work life, you should look at how autistic people get in the gym about form, you know, these "machos" you are talking about.
I think your comments are completely out of place.
>When I worked with men they usually do what you tell them, even if they don't want to
This anecdotal. I completely believe you but the reality, given the high numbers of preventable work related injuries, is that either measures are not implemented or workers simply dont follow them. I think an easy way to see this issue is the high number of construction workers who simply refuse to wear the adequate protection gear.
>women don't really follow occupational disease related measures either which is what they are often more exposed to in white collar work.
These do not tend to result in serious injury or death like blue collar work.
>men don't lack self-preservation, they have a higher tolerance for risk instead which is needed for a lot of physically demanding jobs.
As I said, most work related injuries are preventable. That higher tolerance for risk is a myth in itself since most of the risk can be averted by following the proper procedures. Sure, there are jobs that are simply more dangerous than others but, in developed countries, even the most dangerous jobs are extremely safe so long as you follow procedure. And even if not, we are talking about insults here. The whole 'woman moment' itself is not really grounded in any tangible reality other than wanting to insult women as a whole for certain stereotypes. Work related deaths are a stereotype for men.
> you should look at how autistic people get in the gym about form, you know, these "machos" you are talking about.
I dont think autistic people are indicative of anything here.
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pity
BLIPPITY BLIPPITY
I am so fricking offended right now anon, stop it with that small blippity energy
>STUPID WOMAN, YOU MADE US LOOK BAD
>BLIPPITY BLIPPITY BLIPPITY BLIPPITY
You're just describing the point of slurs or pejorative terms. Look how triggered Cinemaphile gets when a cartoon like Harley Quinn says the phrase "cis-white men".
Strike a chord? 🙂
>when you get called small pp and you get mad and insist you don't have a small ppeven though you have tiny pp
>t. guy who probably says "roastie" 25 times a day
You think about mens tiny microdicks multiple times a day.
JUST GET A ROOM ALREADY YOU TWO GEEEEEZZZZZZZZ STOP SHITTING UP THE THREAD
>women: be the way they are
>men: write what they see
>women: wAIT THAT'S WHAT I'M LIKE? n-no, no it can't be
Women only have one insult towards men
This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idyTZ1_CS68&t=1s&ab_channel=Ryan
One and done, many such cases.
What if her stomach got caught in the beam that would've been hilarious
Or her nose?
Or her pussy
Jesus muh dik, imagine Summers fat massive vulva on your wiener base.
OPEN YOUR MIND
Why is BE so good bros?
past the first second they're ruined
12 seconds is my max, 8 seconds the ideal
It's good to a certain extent. I wouldn't want them to expand past the second jump cut.
its more of the thing you like
It's ok up until the breast becomes bigger than their entire body. Like here is fine for me IMO, I especially like it when they leak milk while expanding.
Artist?
Vendant (rip)
permanent be is superior
Unfortunately that nearly non existent in Cinemaphile media.
I may not have this fetish but that animation is really nice
>this is my wife, if you just walk past the giant breasts on our lawn you'll get to meet her
Curiosity.
She should have kept them.
That was her Jerry side of DNA acting.
In fact thats something they should explore more, instead of making her the smart one of the family, show that no matter what at the end of the day Jerry DnA will alway mess around
Limits are for the flat.
>If a person gets something they value, why don't they stop wanting more?
The vast majority of people don't know why they want the things they want and wind up trying to fill a cup with no bottom. Summer is insecure about her body so the best option would be for her to accept and love herself but as most people would she tries to treat the symptom instead of the disease. As you noted she's big enough here to titmog Tricia and probably every other girl in school, so why doesn't she stop? Well if she doesn't have the biggest breasts in the world she might be made to feel insecure about them again, better keep going till that feeling goes away.
Because she's a dumb teenager. If genders were swapped, it would be Morty trying to make his dick bigger and not stopping after he's gotten it to a meaty 8.5 inches. In actuality, only size queens and paid porn actresses want anything longer than that. For her frame, the breasts she got before she tried to grab more were already at the border of "too much" for most guys. You may think you like gimungoid knockers, but if you've ever seen someone with actual gigantomastia, they become disgusting. There's a reason why DD is considered the average "peak" of big breasts.
>8.5
That's too big for the vast majority of the population.
Also I would hope for any guys that big it's only when they're hard. As a lowly 5incher can't imagine trying to fit that thing in my pants
Guy that big here. Yeah don't worry it isn't that big unerect. Hope this helps.
It’s sad that these threads get derailed immediately, rather than continuing to discuss the OP or expand on it in a civilized manner. Instead, you’re all shit-flinging.
If op wanted a breast expansion thread then next time just say so instead of putting a question in the op that was bound to get politicial.
Black person.
>enter breast expansion thread
>get men vs women discussion
I, for one, enjoy reading this
If you haven’t already, check out the other R&M thread about therapists.
How are there users on Cinemaphile who are still not aware that this board is most likely 50% women, but also a large percentage of that are self-hating women. Did the plethora of shipping threads when a new show drops over the decades not tip anyone off?
> Did the plethora of shipping threads when a new show drops over the decades not tip anyone off?
I just assumed this was a gay board and avoided those threads.
50% is too high a percentage. I've seen women post, on a board like /cgl/ it's way more obvious even without thr photos
Not all women on Cinemaphile "type like this??????" or "uSe ThE sAmE TyPiNg MaNnErIsMs". In fact, it's why I mention self-hating women because there are a bunch on other boards who fricking hate women who type like that on Twitter or Tumblr or whatever is cool to use now-a-days.
>self-hating women
Some of the angriest anti-woman posts on Cinemaphile are written by women. Just like how the more racist a post is, the browner the hands that typed it.
We've been over this, man don't magically become women by identifying as one.
Fricking Zoomers. It's time you learned where you came from, how things are supposed to work!
Cinemaphile (and the web as a while should genuinely go back to being largely men
the few women we had were still the rare reasonable ones
frick normalgays, frick the normiefication of the web, frick women, and *frick* women, and also frick women, in that order
I’d like to frick women.
Why was she worried about this and not about having the face of a middle aged man
I hope some fricking background artist got fired for this shit. Inexcusable.
Shouldn’t you be working on your shitty show, Dan?
Frick, I saved the naked and futa versions but I should've also saved the clothed version.
Is this an edit?
Please answer. Dustin's twitter has only nude versions of this.
Link?
https://twitter.com/sooperstuffart/status/1427298914818949124
This is the only version of that art, afaik.
good job giving the derailer a complete and utter 100% victory morons
Saving thread with the scene in question.
Why didn't Summer just stand with the ray hitting both breasts in the middle? It clearly shows she could. Are women moronic?
If you found an embigging ray as a 16 year old, would you have precisely angled it to hit under your erect dick where the shaft meets the scrotum so your balls wouldn't look shriveled next to your new huge dick or would you have just pulled down you pants right then and let it blast you?
I feel like I would've tested it on something first.
Me, too. But I highly doubt that I would have thought of the erection and balls thing.
Angle it. I was a VERY autistic 16 yo.
That would just make her sternum bigger
If we're going to use that logic shouldn't just her nipples get ridiculously huge?
>could be having a kino BE thread
>instead b***hing about small wieners and women
I hate you Cinemaphile.
OP shouldn't have used that scene, only mental patients find that b***h attractive
I am said mental patient.
I want to live in the universe Soleil didn't cut them off.
I prefer her off model
Summer is ugly as sin. Just look at her next to Jessica. You'd think people calling her ugly would be a running joke. At least Morty should call her out for looking like a dog.
>show acknowledges dhe ugly as frick
I thought that was funny
>Choke on it, b***h
>your now imagining Punky season 5 where she is a bratty oppai e-girl because the showrunners couldn't imagine her being precocious with breasts that big
there is extremely little of her post Punky and when she got them reduced. i remember her when she was like 16 or so, got damn huge as frick.
Is that one shitty Fred Savage show the only thing big titty Soleil showed up in?
>reduction
Ruined.
yeah. though, she was DAMN HUGE unlike most girls who cry at DD cup being HUGE
Fair point. Still ruined. Like a flattie who get implants. Ruined.
I recognize the show but idk what its called. WTF is happening in this video?
brace face
(Guy does stupid thing in a cartoon)
>Uhg, why do the creators make this character so dumb? it's just so our of character and a cheap way to create conflict
(Gal does stupid thing in a cartoon)
>Yet another demonstration that women are inherently mentally inferior to me, heh
strong desire to slap those balloons around
If men are good at making decisions, why do you live like that? Why are you in Cinemaphile?
I have a small peenus weanus
>men can't have leisurely time
I forgot, women are hellbent on ruining our peace at any moment
Why do they grow?
editing
Power of adobe
pls no, boob expansion only
It's the only fat Summer I have.
I have some. I just don't wanna get banned
boobs are a powerful weapon for a woman
if YOU had access to make your boobs bigger with zero side effects (light as a feather boobs), you'd take it. greedy getting bigger? sure, but i think people are never satisfied and honestly, i'd do it smirking all the way as i burst into evil laughter and end up with PPP cup boobs "by accident" as i wring my hands
tl;dr free boob bigger ray would make any woman greedy, guaranteed
Drom the artbook
which one?
nvm, didn't read filename
t. moron
Vol. 2
Got a mega?
No, I got it off e-hentai
Just type artbook and Morty
Or Rick and Morty same thing
ah ezpz then
You saved the small version of that page, btw
Who the frick looks at Rick & Morty and goes, "AW YEAH NOW THIS IS A VISUALLY STUNNING SHOW I WANT TO SEE ALL THE ART AND MODEL SHEETS FOR!"?
me
I wonder why she didn't just ask her mary sue grandpa to make her beautiful
when the FRICK is super1st2nd going to animate some fricking BE?
who cares about gender whining? post some softcore porn