Whyd he do it?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunkaccino knows it's all bullshit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Skip to the afterparty where the real fun & drama is had. Enough of the plebes at home who can only watch but not participateyv

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they do that thing where over the entire ceremony they showed each of the best picture nominees? Usually after breaks?

    Why frick around? He got straight to it

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're often skipped. Thats why each nominated film is given a spotlight throughout the show.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way, the film crew were panic cutting and the crew was rushing up to Nolan, that was not the plan

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dementino

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He saw the "please wrap it up" telegram

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Also wasn't he also on the fricking VGA too for GOTY?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    my question is why would they assign someone with dementia to present the most important award? are they moronic?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >giving the final award announcement to a senile cokehead
      They knew what they were doing

      They were hoping he would embarrass himself to boost ratings again. Turns out he was just based and showed he didn’t give a shit about the award.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its suppose to be out of reverence for a storied career. Unfortunately they usually either flub the presentation or talk to empty chairs

      At some point we're going to stop humoring old people and focus on efficiency

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >focus on efficiency
        But most millennials and zoomers aren't efficient, they're very often incompetent and pathetic.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          A world war and the renaissance of the slave trade will toughen them up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol have you seen your fricking president?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >our current president has dementia
        Tr*mp isn’t president anymore tho, anon…

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yikes. it's tr**p. don't put more letters than necessary and do not capitalize that rapists name!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s dr****p

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you couldn't keep up with DJT in a conversation on any political topic and i didn't even vote the guy into office. lie less.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yet he's still a better actor than most people these days.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally everyone has dementia now, the current president, the previous president, you're not cool if you don't have it

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >giving the final award announcement to a senile cokehead
    They knew what they were doing

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm putting him in the 2024 death pool

    • 4 months ago
      Dunkaccino

      ACK-Pacino?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He saw the H E A T, coming round the corner

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if he will return for Heat 2 given that a little over half the story is a prequel

      • 4 months ago
        Dunkaccino

        >Heat 2
        Please tell me they’re not actually making a sequel

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mann already released the book.

          • 4 months ago
            Dunkaccino

            its a prequel

            its a prequel

            Still. It’s great as a standalone film. Releasing a prequel 30 years later starring Timothee Chalamet or some other zoomer actor is such a moronic idea.

            Sandler's cross dressing sequel has to be more desired by now

            Kek

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >israelite will play the younger version of a shitalian
              proof pastagays aren’t white

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sandler's cross dressing sequel has to be more desired by now

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          its a prequel

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          its a prequel

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The producers were making a move

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had to get it on.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      GREAT ASS!

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looked at the audience and thought "frick this, I'd rather go get a drink with Marty and Bob"

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce should’ve read it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Meep moop, dingy dingy, Oppenheimer best mooby, chingy clingy
      https://youtu.be/wMEgaJdM-y4?si=71qIZd7TIPlSH0v4

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE’S 83 YEARS OLD

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And just had a baby

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        THIS OLD FART IS GETTING STACIES PREGNANT AND NOT ME??

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure he'll impregnate you if you ask nicely

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        his son will be autistic af

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah man that usually happens because of the female, it does exist but it's usually passed on by mother, especially if it's a boy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Young enough to be President!

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's old and doesn't really give a shit. He should have been sipping on a Dunkin's cup when he read it, just for the extra seethe.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're getting old. Stop picking on them.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pacino didn't have to announce all movies as they had already been shown throughout the show but the inept journalist who wrote the article apparently didn't know/get that

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He saw that his pal Scortsissy got snubbed again and decided to make a scene

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      KOTFM and The Irishman are his worst films.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pacino is right, they've announcing the moms all night, just get to the fricking winner already.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    to dunka the cinemino

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just rewatched it, it was pretty based tbh, he even made a silly Shakespeare joke so he didn't lose his marbles and just went through with it

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is Scorcese's friend a d fellow paisano and has had it with the israeli cabal's eternal self aggrandizement.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      check your carbon monoxide detector

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a free country, brother

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's over 80 years old for fricks sake he shouldn't be up there anyway. This is elder abuse.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's just a qt pie. Please don't put him in the sandbox with the Lincoln logs.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a shit year no one gives a frick

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's scripted you fricking morons, Oscars have fewer audience every year so they have to make up some fake drama to round up the numbers and to make people talk about it.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's got a GREAT ASS!!!

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