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Will Cinemaphile be watching Arnold's new show?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Netflix
    Will be using soap today ;;-)

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    B O O M S L O P

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks soul-crushing.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no
    i want to remember him for predator, commando, conan etc
    that's why i've never watched him in anything since true lies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >true lies (1994)
      You're missing out on arguably 5 more good years

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eraser was shite. The most boring and pointless film I've ever seen. You better not be including thst in your estimation.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these boomer actors keep working ?
    Don't they have enough money made?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably has to pay alimony after he fricked that goblin maid

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick did he do it? He could've literally fricked anyone yet this moronic coomer just had to fricking coom in the ugliest Hispanic imaginable. Was he too high test for his own good?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He shouldn't have gotten married he wasn't built for marriage

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He could have fricked anybody, but the goblin was right there. The goblin couldn't really say no, the goblin couldn't really go running to the press. But most importantly, she was available and nearby

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chads never face repercussions for their actions in the same way women never face repercussions for their actions. It isn't until they're about thirty that their experience with life starts changing, even later for famous movie stars and billionaires like Arnold. They were able to touch open flames without burning themselves for decades, do whatever they want, so when something finally backfires, they simply can not predict it happening, no matter how obvious it seems to incels like us who get screwed at every corner.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          now go ask Bezos the same question

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn what a bombshell. Lucky man.

            This is what Joe Rogan actually said.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              she looks like she got hit by the bombshell.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              what else could the manlet say? you can't go to war with one of the richest men over the orc he loves so much

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Joe Rogan is a guy that tries very, very hard to convince you he's straight.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What muscular bimbo fetish does to man

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            his ex-wife was better looking

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh yeah , Makenzie is cute ( in a 50 year old Mousey woman way)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is what 38 billions get you
                grim

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was with him when he was a broke(ish) run of the mill balding nerd.
                He actually deserves getting divorce raped just because of how ugly his current gf is. And how cringe their texts were

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          isn't it kinda a well known secret that arnold is a homo

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a power thing from what I understand

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Strategic decision. No one would’ve suspected he of all people would frick a 3/10 goblina. And he would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for Scooby Doo.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sly did such a good job with his Tulsa King,
      the wokies still won't stop screaming.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some actors just like to work

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up. You work for me now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because no one cares about the current cuck nu-males in ~~*Hollywood*~~

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do these boomer actors keep working ?

      work ethic zoomie. Now go give the hiring manager a firm handshake and ask for a job.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      some genuinely enjoy it. it also keeps their name alive. but more often than not they have divorce settlements, alimonies, back taxes and child support.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they enjoy it. when you get rich young eventually you start to work just for something to do

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heroes don't cum they reload

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like boomslop is back on the menu boys.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fubar? More like Frickyourfreedom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >screw your freedom!

      >Screw your freedom

      Will never unhear these words. Frick you, Arnold and your new show. Disrespectfully.

      He apologized already. Please watch my show.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes but i'm expecting it to be a bit poo with only arnie's parts being watchable

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way. He was the shit one after all. Stallone won in the end.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last Rambo movie was fricking abhorrent

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >expect rambo vs cartel kino, building spiked pits in the desert and shit. A man with a lifetimes experience of not dying
        >he gets caught immediately and begs, his latina ward dies of boredom and heroin, the extremely predictable tunnel finale
        It was so shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, I kind of like the last half hour where it turns into a slasher movie with Rambo playing the part of Jason Voorhees

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the series his ex-wife is a Latina and his kids are half latinos. KEK.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched a little bit of it. It's pretty bad but Arnold is funny.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I will watch it and say “good one Arnold” and laugh after every quip and one liner and act shocked when a new bad guy shows up

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not King Conan.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The premise sounds a bit dumb but all the reviews i'm reading here are saying it's mediocre because it's just a throwback to Arnolds comedy days, which I think is a good sign. The diversity doesn't seem too forced, as far as I can tell the only black main character is Arnolds sidekick. I might give it a look.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >screw your freedom!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did officially apologize for that though.
      He should apologize for his vegan documentary instead.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sorry for my approval of taking a fat shit on your constitutional rights I won't absolutely do it again when the next Hegelian dialectic engineered crisis comes along. Love me I'm the terminator. I'm back, hahahhahaha!
      The devil is waiting for you in hell Arnold.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah...I work for Sly now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a hundred dollar bill does to a man.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's somehow worse than you can imagine

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't even torrent it.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he jumped the shark when he went into politics many many years ago

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoah?? What movie does he jump a shark in?? I haven’t seen that one before lol that sounds awesome!!!

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Afraid not. Netflix can't be trusted and Arnie is well past his prime.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Screw your freedom

    Will never unhear these words. Frick you, Arnold and your new show. Disrespectfully.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No hes a masonic dickhead

      It was only a mask, guys. Only bloody burgers would feel the need to throw a tantrum about wearing masks during a fricking global pandemic.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i lost all respect for that boomer neocon
    im not watching shit with him

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im watching it

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will never watch netfilix shit
    even after the company has failed

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He plays second banana to his daughter, who's also a spy, and then his divorced wife starts dating another guy and he says he's getting cuckolded by him.

    Don't watch it

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CIINAN
    >RUDHD
    Is he trying to say Conan?

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the phenomena called where people's hair starts to look old? The way it's so dry and stuff, can it be prevented by moisturizing or something?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like someone wanted to make a True Lies sequel but couldn't get Cameron's permission.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly as far as far as boomslop goes, it's not awful. the fat chick really does bring it down tho, she's awful. arnold is funny and really weird looking.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait its a show? Im so sick of fricking shows. Just make a good 90min-1hr movie. I was going to watch this tonight but I didn't know it was a 10 fricking hour long show.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You homosexual zoomers and your ADD

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even a zoomer. im in my 30s, I just like movies. Everything coming out is a fricking 10ep series that drags on for too long.
        a 1.5-2.5hr movie is far better than any show

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          All of these scripts were rejected movie scripts stretch for a season of streaming.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dad
    this dude's the age of a great grandfather, come on. guy needs to retire. and so do all his boomer action star contemporaries. I don't need another stallone flick where he tries hard to look badass as a grandpa. or, even worse, when the non-action start women do the same, like they've been doing occasionally recently for some reason

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >son is a bastard
    >"world's best dad"

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will be expressing my freedom to not watch anything this old turd is in.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that literally just Free Guy's poster?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ, the poster isn't iconic enough to call this homage, it's a straight fricking ripoff.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah, lost all interest in him in recent years, mainly due to him turning into a fricking gay with politics and covid shit. 80's and early 90 Arnold was pretty kino tho. Hell, I even like Last Action Hero.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes because the qt girl from top gun is in it and she has nice boobs

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >True Lies but worse
    Also does Schwarzenegger wear a wig? Why is his hairline so unnaturally straight?

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the trve fubar coming through

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      They should sue
      Fubar: Age of Computer is tv done right

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Him not knowing what cuckolding means and constantly using it incorrectly is hilarious.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No hes a masonic dickhead

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