Will Euphoria's third season redeem the show?

Will Euphoria's third season redeem the show?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have never smelled a woman's ass. And I likely never will get to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dude they smell just like your butthole, like shit.

  2. 2 years ago
    Black anon

    Euphoria doesn't need to be redeemed.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, half the cast need to go.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dude le highschoolers are having... le sex?
    sorry i wasn't moronic enough to watch american teenager (rip kyle xy), not moronic enough to watch this

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't they have to swap out the entire cast every year since the seniors graduate?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seasons don't last a whole school year.
      The second season premiere was at a New Year's Eve party.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE SEX LMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DUDE SEX

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The second season was kind of shitty compared to the first. And now all of the cast members hate each other behind the scenes. I predict the third is even worse

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Season 1 was a fluke and at this point Levinson is too far up his own ass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the context of the show he's in the right and she's the villain

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will be bussin fr fr

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Second Season was absolute kino. Rue on the run was the best ep but Lexi's play was really good too. Loved the Cannibal Holocaust music with Cassie snarling after Nate got upset about the play outing him as a huge gay. Wish Cal didn't get arrested though, free that homie.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want season 3 of euphoria just so I can see the 2 mins of collective webm footage of sydney and her breasts
    t. havent seen a single episode

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    homosexual men are way more disgusting than women though

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm huffing hopium for Nate x Jules kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I unironically think it's the defining relationship of the show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Season 2 being trash in terms of the narrative is proof that it is. They had like one fckn scene together and lo behold it was the best scene in the season.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          for real, I remember being annoyed people outside Cinemaphile weren't talking about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is hot af

      Wish I had a troon gf who would call me a homosexual and I respond by pounding her bussy even harder and angrier.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he really looks like a man from this angle. the brow ridge, the jaw, the shoulders.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The thing with Hunter is they have very sharp features but the sharpness and slimness of her face and body is convincing enough that I can see them as a girl. And realistically that's all I care about when I'm looking at a piece of media.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they
          >her
          >girl

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My political opinions stop where my penis begins, anon. It is what it is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like a man from every angle. Because he is. A man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watch too much grooby

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cassie: I can be whoever you want me to be
      >Jules: I think you're a fricking homosexual just like your daddy

      Make you choice Cinemaphile.
      We already know who's living rent free in Nate's mind.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hot take: Get ready for more entropy. It's almost like TV writers aren't good at narrative structure anymore.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Redeem it from what? It's more popular than The Mandalorian

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only if it has more scenes of hunter getting bred

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