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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Awful casting.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    werner herzog's version will never be topped

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >another actor i hate
    welp

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has any reboot/remake in a year begining with a 2 ever been kino?

    No SO STOP FRICKING WATCHING/TALKING ABOUT THEM

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see how many basketball americans there actually were in 1800's Transylvania

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's Eggers, Anon. Expect gypsies but none of the current year American diversity garbage.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >remake Nosferatu AGAIN
    What's the point?
    You already know it's going to be worse than either the original or the Herzog remake. Especially coming from such a plebbit hack like Eggers, no doubt it'll be another ugly gray slog that's about condemning "toxic masculinity" just like The Northman was.
    There's zero chance this effeminate twink will turn in a performance even half as good as Max Schreck or Klaus Kinski.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How is he wrong?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Meaningless buzzwords

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So you have no counterargument.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nice samegayging. Now take your meds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Go back, Robert.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Literally none of those words are meaningless. Cope.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nosferatu was directed by a homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True but he was our gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexuals in the early to mid XX century were totally based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gays had a good run

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >man makes entire career being just ugly enough to play all types of weird monsters

    of course it's kino

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's kind of got Kinski's lips and eyes, he'll have a big prosthetic nose and lots of makeup and probably look pretty good in the part. No way he tops Kinski's performance though. Much less Depp's daughter and Isabelle Adjani.

    Anyone see the years old script floating around? I read it, hope its been changed a bit, it was definitely inferior to Herzog's as written.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he'll have a big prosthetic nose
      That would be considered too antisemitic in this day and age.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's Eggers, he's obsessed with the Murnau version (Kinski had the right nose already). It's part of the character's iconography, it'll be there

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shame they replaced alienfu with Johnny Depp's plastic faced daughter.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Robert Eggers Nosferatu remake
    Wait, I thought they shitcanned The Dark Universe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got absolutely nothing to do with that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got absolutely nothing to do with that.

      Nosferatu was never a part of Universal Dark Universe. They have Dracula instead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dracula and Orlok could coexist they represent very different takes on vampires.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    eggers is a one trick pony and the trick is already old
    genre pleb pandering garbo director
    dude needs to frick off

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do eggers detractors always type in Reddit meme-speak?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could be kino if it’s made by a German director who respect the source.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nosferatu had no respect for its source

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The 20s Nosferatu was more faithful to the spirit of Dracula than Herzog's version.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What source

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >robert eggers

    no

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought he was doing a psych thriller with Brandy? Which is first?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people who dont watch old movies think eggers is making classics lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muh old films
      That's how I know you're a pseud

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there's that word zoomers and cretins from /m/ love to throw around again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not my problem it describes you well

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can't wait until an entire crop of your generation get wiped out in Ukraine

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Keep on waiting. Two more weeks, I'm sure.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about that other Nosferatu remake with Doug Jones as Orlok? It was supposed to come out this year for the 100th anniversary.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still in post-production hell, like it's been in for years now. Who knows when it'll be finished.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the clown man is scary

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