Will it ever be made bros? Can it be made, even?

Will it ever be made bros? Can it be made, even?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this book even so highly regarded? It's just edgy nihilism and rapey murder psycho cowboys. How is it even in conversations as a great American novel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      learn about your country's past by a credible fiction
      do not hate it as a result though, like lefties do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the story of the creation of America. Some Nazi would have written their own Blood Meridian had they won.

        It's crazy to think that a mere Century ago, the edgy nihilism and rapey murder scalpy psycho cowboys were commonplace in Sothern America.
        [...]
        The Judge: A fat bloated up Daniel day Lewis wearing ladders for the height
        Glanton: Christan Bale
        The Kid: Timothee Dune homosexual. Yes he would suit the role
        Toadvine: Paul Dano

        >nihilist
        Lmao you got filtered. If anything, it’s anti-nihilist

        >first post is homosexual bait from some Cinemaphile aspie who read the Wikipedia article
        Everytime like clockwork

        hello red.dit, this book was made by a soi in the 80s

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >autistic Cinemaphilegay retreats into screaming reddit and buzzwords
          Once again, like clockwork.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          UH OOOOOH SOMETHING IS POPULAR ON 4CHAAANNNN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the story of the creation of America. Some Nazi would have written their own Blood Meridian had they won.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy to think that a mere Century ago, the edgy nihilism and rapey murder scalpy psycho cowboys were commonplace in Sothern America.

      https://i.imgur.com/LhFTLcU.png

      Will it ever be made bros? Can it be made, even?

      The Judge: A fat bloated up Daniel day Lewis wearing ladders for the height
      Glanton: Christan Bale
      The Kid: Timothee Dune homosexual. Yes he would suit the role
      Toadvine: Paul Dano

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        meme casting but it would be kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nihilist
      Lmao you got filtered. If anything, it’s anti-nihilist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >first post is homosexual bait from some Cinemaphile aspie who read the Wikipedia article
      Everytime like clockwork

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      edgelords that want to seem cultured

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How is it even in conversations as a great American novel
      look at the competition

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      muh prose
      muh polysyndeton
      muh pseduocontractions

      it's babbies first non handholding philosophy work

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, it'll just be cowboys lost in the desert for days before a very violent massacre or a shootout, I don't think it will work a film, it's much better as a book.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i live it every day

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I read this recently after the hype about le hecking unfilmable and honestly
    I think I could do it on a budget of $2000 ez

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PTA or the Cohen Bros could pull it off, likewise Hillcoat who did great on The Road

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what was in the Jakes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Judge and man left behind a horrendous wicked shit uncomprehensible to man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bumsex

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Man Damned and Flanned formerly the Kid

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, no, because the only man capable of playing Holden...bald, imposing, frightening but when naked looked like a giant baby, died.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Judge: some fat Amish person
    The Kid: an actual 14 year old
    Glanton: Michael Shannon
    The Hermit: Bryan Cranston

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want it to be made into a movie unless I myself do it and I will never get the funding to do it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want it all to be narrated by Matthew McConaughey with all the other audio ducked and I want it to be shot on film with matte paintings and drawn-on effects for distant storms

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glanton did nothing wrong

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally Judge Holden irl

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody explain the epilogue to me RIGHT FRICKING NOW. I know it has something to do with the west being tamed but thats it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tobin or Toadvine told him that his views will end with the coming of civilization and the epilogue is basically a way to highlight this as well as commentating on forgotten history that has been paved over by the railroad. You no longer had to make a dangerous trek across the continent but take a ride on a train to reach the West and because of that the history of the American West like the incident with the Glanton gang is gone and buried. Obscure history you dont hear about that you have to find.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Him as in Judge Holden

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So it ripped off Once Upon A Time in the West? That is almost word-for-word what the entire story is about.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Can it be made, even?
    Robert Mitchum is dead, so no. I really think no one else could -- or should -- play Judge Holden.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the closest we're gonna get, I think

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed and profoundly overlooked film.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it ever comes to the big screen, will people make Holden a "literally me" character?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >will people make Holden a "literally me" character?
      TikTok will find a way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >enormous violent pedophile
      It would be hilarious if people tried

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The kid was the pedo (read the epilogue)
        The judge was just a psycho; or in the mind of the kid/man, the personification of evil

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how the hell do you get that from the epilogue?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I want to know too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I want to know too

            It's a relatively popular theory just Google something along the lines of "what did the epilogue mean blood meridian" and there are lots of very elaborate discussions about it

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still gotta finish this book. The way it’s written filtered me. It’s overwhelming at times when I’m picturing everything playing out visually in my head due to the way Cormac writes everything like a frickin run on sentence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      punctuation is gay

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shane gillis as the judge. his downy face is perfect for it and he's like 6"4 aswell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Opening shot is him killing a bunch of Chinese

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    McCarthy, Cormac. Mediocre. A non-entity. Means absolutely nothing to me.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    glanton was like 30 at best and yall homiez keep casting washed up dudes in their 50s as him. kys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's no masculine late 20/30 year olds

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was the judge the devil?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The priest sure thought so.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is how I'd imagine him to be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was an embodied Archon/Demiurge

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there's no ballsy producers anymore, the only things that sell are capeshit, goyslop and cartoons. maybe someone could do it on a smaller budget. joel coen perhaps?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    logan lerman as the kid
    glenn fleshler as the judge
    idris elba as glanton
    caleb landry jones as louis
    john hawkes as tobin
    jeffrey donovan as the captain
    shia labeouf as david
    evan jones and omari hardwick as the jacksons

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SOMEBODY POST IT

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