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For what? blowing the lid on Dan giving her a sip of irish coffee and a shoulder massage?
Nice try Dan but come on
a grown man plying an 18-year old with booze. yeah, last i heard that was against the law
>not aware it refers to her mom
>not aware this whole book is lies and just made to try to get her pity casting in tv shows
>calls memoir, "I'm Glad My Mom Died"
>doesn't call her out
nice slide
Yes there are top secret threads on Cinemaphile that they're sliding, schizo
Yes but nowhere close to all the rape stuff that was rumored and he didn't even get her drunk. By her own words it was literally just a sip of whiskey mixed with coffee and cream
Unless the kid is male. Then it's celebrated...
>last i heard that was against the law
What is it with people giving a frick about the law? Frick cops, frick government.
maybe not wanting a choice to either go to jail or spending ridiculous amounts of money to an attorney to maybe avoid jail time. grow up
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN BOOZERINO
YOU NEED TO BE HECKIN TWENTY-ONERINO
For what?
She's just a used up foid b***h who hit the wall when she was a teenager
Dan never did anything wrong
The whole fricking meme of her is just trying to cash in on what moronic Alt Leftists thing is some sort of secret conspiracy of Nickelodeon being a child abuse ring
It's not any different to the moronic Alt Right except with the Alt Right everyone already realized 'le pizzagate' was moronic. Just give it time and people will realize 'le hamgate' is also as moronic
>Dan never did anything wrong
He had some business dinner with her were he talked about giving her her own show. She was seen in public with him, a fatfrick, how humiliating. If that isn't rape then what the frick it is !
t. #MeToo
>Alt Leftists
kek. Is Cinemaphile alt left now?
>the meme started on here
>t-t-t-that must mean when reddit start pushing it as a real thing that it was really /b/tards who said it!!!
okie
People "on here" have been pushing it as a real thing since day one. They still are. Your mind is simply poisoned by ideology to the extent that you have to lump everything you personally disagree with into some strange outgroup. Honestly, I feel bad for you. It must be exhausting
it's run by black jannietrannies in kneesocks, so yes.
> The whole fricking meme of her is just trying to cash in on what moronic Alt Leftists thing is some sort of secret conspiracy of Nickelodeon being a child abuse ring
That theory started on this very fricking board you newhomosexual piece of shit
see this is different because the media supports it
I'm starting to think that Dan did literally nothing wrong.
after all these years the worst that came out from the hundreds of kids he had worked with is this book where McCurdy just says that he let her drink alcohol at 18 and gave her a shoulder massage.
Unless he's so powerful that nobody can touch him without risking his life, but come on.
yeah, but when you look back at all those shows and see the obvious sexual innuendos tho. it was definitely perverse. i guess dan thought well the Toy Story series, the Lego movies and Pixar movies did the same fricking thing, however those inside adult jokes were funny and not creepy like dan's shows
one thing that we can confirm 100% true is that the show depicted a lot of factual stuff about sam *even down to sam eating issues* but how did Dan the GOAT.Creator knew about all this details about her personal life?... almost like if Dan was the confident...
And I remember ~5 years ago being really confused that surely Epsteins Island is bs if he hasn't been called on it yet. Dan was always my ace in the cards of #metoo and if he and his buddies get called out it'll convince me #metoo is for real. I don't think anyone capable will dedicate time or energy to Dan since he's small fish especially considering he doesn't work anymore and someone like that is impossible to cancel satisfactorily for the danger haired twitter crowd. That all said I do think that anyone who proves themselves willing to take advantage of younger people will do so at any opportunity, so with how long he worked with that age group I find it really hard to believe he kept his hands to himself, he is just a sniveling little shit that's good at keeping his hands clean even if it's not to himself.
Except this isn't ran by schizos. Its ran by testimonies of people who were actually in the center of it. Danny, please stop coping. Anyone whose watched more than 5 episodes of Victorious knows you're a pedo.
Except pizzagate was real. Also what's with Americans inventing ideological labels as if they mean anything? Pretty cringe ngl.
Look at the israelite try to coopt right wing terminology and memes. Many such cases!
isnt this the one trick pony of leftoids (jews)
be a parasitic blob that morphs into what ever it drains energy from ?
unfortunately they can never morph into anything with dignity
ship dan off to the 'ethnostate, make a tv special about fighting child abuse in the entertainment industrye, whole things finished
She didn't even say anything explicit in her book. What a waste of resources.
because it was all the rape and sexual stuff were memes that redditors took seriously
Dan is just your average middle aged overweight perv who leers at teenage girls and jerks off to their feet. He never did anything to them. Crossed boundaries? sure, but never so far as all the memes implied
I'm willing to bet he did something to at least one girl at least once. Probably Amanda. But that doesn't mean he did shit to the rest of them
She described losing her virginity
When she was an adult and not from Dan
It wasn't even a foot massage. It's in her book. And she revealed all this stuff after refusing the Hush money
No one refuses money. Just saying.
Without the NDA, there is no book
It's stupid because she frames it as a big reveal and is obviously talking about Dan but never even formally names him or describes anything other than slightly creepy behavior and harsh directing.
she literally said Tom Hanks is a pedophile when he invited Ariana to his house to play "charades" you moron
Not as attractive as Victoria Justice and it's not even close
be a pal and post some vjuice toes would you?
Sick frick
>bbc and trannies
I sleep
>feeta
y-you...sick frick!
BBC and troons are disgusting too, you sick frick
but feet aren't, you fick suck
wrong in every way. i would marry her and let her b***h all she wants about getting schnidered if she didnt date the nog
Yeah but she looks super fricking bawdy and I'd cream her butthole.
I think Ariana would have the most power over Dan's fate if she gave a frick
In the earliest items on CDAN, enty painted McCurdy as the predator who sought married producers and blackmailed them by having sex with them. Once the feet memes about Dan started to come out, the narrative changed to Jeanette being a victim. the only real victim here is innocent man Dan
Her memoir is the book equivalent to Oksana Grigorieva on the phone. Or more recently, Amber Heard. "What? I never started shit? I'm an innocent little lamb surrounded by cruel people". It's hilarious to read how she's constantly passing judgement on people throughout.
Also, she hasn't realized she's in love with Miranda.
>Miranda is better looking
>always aloof and happy
>says she loved working on iCarly and her years there were fantastic
>still has a career
>is happily riding the C-list train
>she's not a greedy b***h who wants more
I can see why Jeanette is eternally seething
>store brand vs name brand
Miranda is A-list now, she is the face of Paramount+. She was A-List tweener thanks to iCarly, and she is A-List actress thank to iCarly now. Kinda crazy, but that's how Hollywood works lol
is that recent? she looks great there
>she's A list now
well then, the Jeanette seething just makes even more sense
It's her last instagram post. I swear she found the fountain of eternal youth.
she could be on my A-list if you know what i mean
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fricking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "wienerGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fricking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fricked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
I bet Miranda wrote that, because what's the point of doing something wild if you can't brag about.
i still don't know WTF a "lardlung" is
Urban diccionary is always your friend.
I envy her. I wish I was brave enough to do it.
That's brilliant.
There has to be some proof of this somewhere right?
I bet Miranda will talk about it when nobody cares about. She will be 50 years old and she will joke about these crazy college parties at her USC time. And Cinemaphile will just say: 'we already knew it' ha.
she's also filthy rich. icarly was pulling in gigantic audiences right when she renegotiated her long term contract, to the point she would never need to work again if she felt like it.
>the face of Paramount+
Shut up, Disneygay.
>Disneygay
Unlike you I don't have a D+ subscription, homosexual.
Meanwhile, Dan is unemployed. Miranda had the last laugh. Feels good!
The closest she ever was to A-list I kind of figured was School of Rock
fricking truth. what a *** b****.
Honestly don't even know where they pull the letter grading system
Are there S-class starlets?
>sits down and takes her shoes off
Dan trained her well.
fake Obama dick pic never gets old
cute f
Calm down, Dan.
Never change, Dan The Beer Can Schneider.
"what a hot little b***h"
Wrong about your last portion
Take a look at Ariana Grande
Wonder how many times Dan licked Miranda's toes. So jelly of him seriously.
Not seething. What I meant was Jen is a dyke who has been in love with her for years. Read how Jen writes about men. It's sad she hasn't realized her sexuality yet.
You just know.
>read how she writes about men
She sounds like every real girl not living a fantasy life online
Who's the hottie on the left?
Hi, newbie.
Michael Jackson
didn't read the book but didn't jeanette mostly talk about her mother? miranda's parents were probably sane so
I wanna suck on their buttholes so bad bros
To be honest, I think the biggest difference is that of Miranda having good parents and Jennette having a needy mom.
It’s like comparing Taylor Swift to Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears. Those with the trash parents can’t escape doom, even after they make money. Taylor Swift’s parents simply set her up and let her fly. Jennette’s, Lohan’s and britney’s parents were there to milk their golden cow and get vicarious thrills and fame.
Arms too hairy
But before we even get to commenting on her hairy fricking monkey arms, let's take a step back and just look at her ugly face. Her face is ugly.
>she species
I love reading this kind of wild rumors shit since I stumbled on one saying that Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany got into a fight at a party and then immediately made up by loudly fricking in the bathroom at the same party.
they can be fun if you take them with a grain of salt
>that pic
doesn't sound like jennette tho
if it was like that she would be in more productions but she is not (?!)...
That's because it's not real and I was pointing out how rumors from one site influence rumors from another and create a feedback loop
>CDAN writes that Mcurdy is blackmailing Dan
>4ch and other forums notice that Dan is a foot perv and create memes and rumors
>cdan then writes that akshully Dan is the one abusing teens
>4ch and other forum now use CDAN as evidence of their memes and rumors
i would sooner believe comments written here than something posted to that homosexual fanfic blog
171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **13**
Wrecked: I often get asked the question of who could be another Amanda Bynes. Who could be a former tween/teen actress who has the chance of breaking down like Amanda. There are two names that immediately spring to mind, and both of them were on the same show. They were both treated like meat on the show. One of them (A) was coerced into a relationship with a married producer twice her age. I have written about her extensively. Her co-star (B), I have written about, but not as much. B always smiles. Even today she smiles constantly but it is a smile she thinks she is expected to have rather than one she feels. A couple years ago I spent some time on a set where she was filming and you could see the smile disappear when she saw or heard something that brought her back to her tween years. She tries to act and keeps looking for that successful show which will make her comeback. I don't think she has her heart in it. The same with her schooling. It takes forever because she is just doing it to do something. In many ways the first year or two of college were the worst. She didn't know how to have relationships with men. The men she worked with on set treated her like a sexual object and she was groomed/trained/taught that to make life easy at work she needed to make the men in charge happy. In college she carried that philosophy over to the party scene and there were a lot of times where things got out of control and she was put in positions that further scarred her. "iCarly"/A: Jennette McCurdy/B: Miranda Cosgrove
Show: "iCarly" (The reason Nickelodeon ended 'iCarly') (The real reason Nickelodeon ‘parted ways’ with Dan Schneider)
A: Jennette McCurdy (Former Nickelodeon Star Jennette McCurdy Opens Up About Her Eating Disorder) (Jennette McCurdy Opens Up About Dating Older 'iCarly' Crew Member)
B: Miranda Cosgrove (Miranda Cosgrove goes from 'iCarly' to college)
Blinds item are my guilty pleasure.
>(Jennette McCurdy Opens Up About Dating Older 'iCarly' Crew Member
oh fug...I remember that guy from the book on previous threads, it all fits!, so the details she left out was that he was married! no wonder she even quotes him saying :
"you are too young, ... what have I done..."
Maybe not Dan, but there were Producers charged with rape and abuse on Nickelodeon
She would make a good character on Euphoria
Here are things I learned from Jennette's memoir:
That her mom suffered from cancer for most of her life.
As a child actor, Jennette was the main breadwinner in her household.
That her mom bathed her until she was 16. The mom also made her brother shower with Jennette so that the mom could wash both of them.
Her mom introduced her to calorie restriction as a way to delay her puberty, this also lead to Jennette developing anorexia.
That 'The Creator' (Dan Schneider) was so creepy with every child and teen actor on his Nickelodeon shows.
That Miranda Cosgrove is just as wonderful of a person as we all hoped!
Dan Schneider told Jennette she would get her own spin-off after iCarly and that she could direct episodes of the show (neither happened).
Jennette felt jealous of the opportunities that Nickelodeon let Ariana pursue outside of "Sam and Cat."
"Sam and Cat" got canceled because a producer sexually harassed someone on set.
That Jennette was offered $300k to not speak about her experience with Dan Schneider. She did not take the money.
That she struggled with bulimia and alcohol consumption for most of her 20s. She quit acting around this time to better her mental health and overall lifestyle.
After her mother died, she learned that her mother lied to her about who her biological was.
>neither happened
Sam and Cat happened tho
As a Main Star. Her show will be called "Just Puckett", but never happened.
She was the main star, grande’s character was even more of a mouth breathing moron than in Victorious. She’s just complaining about how hard it was to be successful
>After her mother died, she learned that her mother lied to her about who her biological was.
her biological what?
She is so fricking ugly.
Who is "Liam", by the way?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam_Payne
wat
Some homosexual from a band starred on the show
rumour has it both fricked
he aluded to it during an interview that it was 'his first guest role' that he met her
his first guest role was icarly
I remember Niall tried to frick Miranda, but she told him to frick off lol.
Imagine being this ungrateful
She wrote that? What a boring c**t
>WAAAAAAAAA I'M FAMOUS FOR SOMETHING THAT ISN'T EVEN EMBARRASSING
Mayhaps the reason everyone talks about her character on iCarly and nothing else is because her childhood acting career was a fluke and she has done nothing noteworthy since.
it was a fluke. her character was awful and all she had to do was be a b***h, which is incredibly easy.
not gonna lie , I really like the character, the times I watched icarly was because of sams antics.... its wierd that she hates it so much but what I gather from all this is that sam is kinda a manly character and jennete wants to be girly, she hates being fixed in that type...
but the fuk do I know
what was the name of sam's not an butthole sister who showed up one episode and never again. I'd have fricked that version of sam.
Pamela
Yeah, and what have you done incel?
Hi... Sam.
after reading about her penthouse letters-level, graphic depiction of some random dude nutting in her 18-year old mouth and eloquently describing the strangeness of cum, she's turning into a whackjob like her mom. literally going to be the next Anne Heche
please post an extract
It’s not worth it. She says it tasted like plastic and spit it out. Nothing erotic about it.
Tell the truth about Dan, not just the bikini story. We all are anons here.
Damn she's just like me when some butthole I went to high school yells out at me and calls me my highschool nickname "Big Dick Rick"
why would you be grateful for being forced by your insane mother into fame and having to sustain your family when you're a child? y'all just really hate women
>he actually believes her lies about her mother
kek
I bet you watch "reality" shows too and think its not scripted
Who?
Jennette McCurdy.
>she lost her virginity to this
I feel bad for her future bfs
not really, you're just fixated with black people
Can his dick can even go full in.
In where?
Can you post the excerpt from the book?
For reasons.
No she didn't.
Underrated
He obviously bought her israeliteelry with that BBall money, whoever this guy is
what's that porn actress (reminds me of anastasia blue) but did the same thing. she literally climbs it like a pole. any help? starts off and ends in the living room on a couch.
prostitute you're looking for is Piper Perri
Hot. Like fricking a midget. Lucky bastard.
>oh no I was touched as a kid now i have to go out and date a pavement ape to get back at them!
>Ugly as shit
>"But he le tall so he le hot xD"
God I hate women
Awful lot of virgin incels in this thread
You do know the meaning of incel right. You don't need to add virgin before.
She should play a biopic about the girl Staphen killed
Why? She never gave names and didn't accuse anyone of rape
I really want dan to write everything with every graphic detail . I want it for my own pleasure.
+10000000000
Man runs my daughter's shoulders and plays with her feet.
I'd be furious. I'd also be relieved they didnt get snatched up by someone more nefarious or controlling than some producer with a creepy foot fixation.
Those parents don't make it that far. The ones that allow it are the ones that get their kids roles. There has even been a practice of emancipating your child at 15 so that they can work more hours on set.
Look at how many pathetic Dan Defenders there are now that she has a successful project and tells the truth about what happened.
And what truth is that?
By her own words, her very own words. Dan is just a creep but never actually did any sexual acts. Go complain to Jeanette
Nobody will ever hire her again.
She is already in onlyfans right?
One of the saddest/funniest things I've seen on tv was when she got all dressed up because she thought she was going on a REAL late night show but instead went on Eric Andre where he clowned her and asked her about her leaked nudes.
is that in the book?
None of them will talk as long as the Viacom hush money still flows.
VJ get implants?
Implants don't hang properly like that. Come on dummy.
How did they suddenly get so large? She's on birth control?
I hope not
Knocking up Victoria Justice would probably be the top tier number one goal anybody could ever hope to achieve.
They may look slightly bigger than usual because she's got her arm slightly underneath it propping it up.
Otherwise, no it's same breasts she's always had.
They absolutely can. You can find the photos where you can see her topless and the scars.
no she always had nice breasts.
High profile escort.jpg
Do the sisters scissor?
victoria justice is fricking perfect. jesus christ
i’d like to say no more Miranda slander allowed. to know that their friendship was just as real (if not stronger) than carly and sam’s and she was the only normal/loving thing in Janette’s abusive life makes my heart so warm.
her nose is looking less glued-on, nice
Didn't this prostitute frick Black folk? Why would anyone take what she has to say seriously?
Apologize to this innocent man now
Sorry Dan. I didn't really even mean all of those shitposts. I promise.
sorry dan, share your rolodex of soles with me
the 'solodex' as he calls its
For me, it’s Danielle Monet.
Did Dan engineer this somehow?
I honestly dont you get you morons. You hate pedo israelites yet when someone calls them out you vehemently defend them? Do you just hate woman THAT much?
Sorry mr Reddit, Dan was always /ourguy/. The memes were just that, memes that people like you took too seriously.
Her description of her first blowjob was so fricking hot
Normies think shoulder massages and under-21 alcohol is the smoking gun on Dan being a pedo lmao.
Pure sex
she was that, rejected it and evolved into what she is now. KINO
She's always had a chubby bulldog face
Where to dl her book?
Buy it, poorgay
https://usa1lib.org/book/22306751/07dfcd
Sauce of da book
Where did these Dan Schneider dickriders come from
Bros
SOOOO not Dan. Funny how she was giving blowjobs left and right but The Creator is never mentioned in them, as if he never forced her to do any of that. huh
>as if he never forced her to do any of that. huh
Moar
>I'm giving it 150,000 percent
Why is this so funny
The book is excellent. She is really good writer
I imagine it was probably ghostwritten.
Have you heard her podcast.
Her strongsuit is storytelling
Jesus this woman is a minx. More of her body of work?
>moron can't google
have a nice day
>Her boyfrienf was a Schizo.
We could've had a chance my guys
Why did my Ariana Grande thread get deleted, but this shit still stays up?
She looks cute here. If i ever met her i'd ask if i could blast a fat load in her vagoo
It seems like there's a lot of trauma from her mother and working under Dan Schnider. I think that she hated being an actress outside of the pay but still had a shitty time working on Icarly.
It was a weird period for Nick, and Dan was putting his foot/Hebephilia fetish blatantly in his shows. It was so obvious it felt a bit perverse.