WILL SMITH can't be bruised

How the frick did he rally the audience when furiosa couldn't?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anna Taylor joy is not an action hero. She was good as Thomison though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anna Taylor joy is not an action hero
      This is the root of the problem for the normies and Hollywood didn't realize it until too late. They thought the numbers the Mario movie pulled was because of her role as action heroine Peach.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From what she said after the fact it appears she hated working on an action movie too. So it's a lose lose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The VVitch came out 9 fricking years ago.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Martin is much more of a draw then the homosexual cuckold will smith.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao factually incorrect. Martin's highest grossing movies are literally not in the same ballpark as Will you moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know that martin lawrence is where the humiliation ritual meme is from

      lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        could you elaborate?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >On May 8, 1996, he became increasingly erratic and was arrested after he brandished a pistol in the middle of an intersection on Ventura Boulevard in Los Angeles, screaming, "They're trying to kill me!"

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was his trump card... like Clint holding on to that script of Unforgiven for a rainy day, when his career faltered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope because the other one flopped. This is pure randomness

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cared about Furiosa as a character. We've had four movies with Mike Lawry as a character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is he the guy who invented salt?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >100 million budget
    >Looks no cheaper than Disney's 250-300 million slop
    How did they do it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CGI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made the movie only once

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movie doesn't appeal to black people
    ...
    >movie DOES appeal to black people
    !!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Only black people have enough government gibs and unemployment free time to enjoy movies in theaters nowadays. All theaters smell like coca butter and sound like shaquishas now.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How the frick did he
    He didn't, the film did. This isn't some personal, solo success of his. People remember Bad Boys fondly. That's it. That's all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based moron, if Will wasn't in it, ppl wouldnt watch

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the talking and cell phone use during all these screenings

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol OP is gay for Will penis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lol OP is gay for Will penis

      I'd imagine it like this scene.
      https://myreadingmanga.info/austin-theory-animation-average-neighbor/

      Except with Will Smith's ugly mug.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for reminding me that I've never posted this yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do people still fail to recognize that this is suck an obvious thinly veiled death threat to will? Nobody refers to Gay sex like that? And what makes it even more obvious that this guy memory holed pretty fast.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he was just describing it as an extremely rough buttfricking

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IT WAS MURDER IN THERE!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would have thought that the audience for "strong female character" is so small

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Smith is still popular outside America. No one outside America gives a shit about his personal life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon... most of the money is coming from domestic.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bad Boys is watchable. I'd imagine lots of the Fast crowd would see it. It has a pretty broad appeal. Nobody really hates the cast, Will has been big time for too long to put people off.

    Furiosa was a spinoff of an unpopular movie. I liked the Mad Max trilogy to some extent but I see Furiosa as nothing but CGI Marvel tier garbage so I won't see it. The Marvel crowd wont because theres no Iron Guy vs Zod. Joy isn't a big name, and certainly not in the action world. There's zero cast pull. Frankly the less we see like Furiosa the better.

    This Bad Boys looks awful. The last one was bad, but it's a clearer return to that mid 00s style blockbuster people crave.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make action movie for guys: They show up. Make action morie for girls: They don't show up. It's pretty simple.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How was Fall Guy not male action?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It looked like a romcom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was marketed as a bring your gf movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It looked like a romantic comedy with occasional action scenes from the trailer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          martin Lawrence enjoyed dressing in drag for hos show way too much back in the 90s.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People showed up for Garfield. People will show up for any old shit, just not bogged girlbosses.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WILL SMITH can't be bruised
    His bussy sure got bruised though.
    STRAIGHT MURDER

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will is a very bad boy

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People don’t want white people movies anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cartoon movie with the white girl lead is opening over 100mil in the US alone

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it actually good though? i trust my Cinemaphile homies more than 100 'critics'

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it’s trash. Just like Cinemaphile‘s opinions and review aggregators. Only Letterboxd speaks the truth.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No movie theatres were supposed to be dead! Mike said so or Furiosa wouldn't have flopped!

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person movie
    Chapelle was right: "these people just seem to be breaking their necks to give this money right back to us."

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Smith is a Gay man.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blacks turn out for black movies. Simple as that.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Smith is no stranger to men being balls deep up his back passage.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fury Road barely made money and Furiosa looked like that but worse.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I thought Will Smith was cancelled? Are you telling me that social media was wrong AGAIN!?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bad Boys gave the audience their predictable entertaining slop.

    Furiosa was a woke movie with a 90lb woman action star about a character nobody knew or cared about.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there are Cinemaphile posters who defend Will Smith

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has he really done anything wrong?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not if you like dicks in your ass

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still haven't watch 3. Is it good without Bay?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb white incels led a boycott of Furiosa which is one of the best movies I’ve seen. It’s a fricking white masterpiece but because a beautiful woman is the lead these literal fricking homosexuals (Hispanic Fuentes and Milo devotees) said to not watch it.
    It’s incredible and better than Fury Road which I could not get into.
    Dementus is a classic villain. Unfricking real how good the dude is. I will watch it again in theaters it’s a masterpiece.
    I boycott Black person Will.
    Because Mr. Rock taught me there’s a difference

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s a fricking white masterpiece
      Sure is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women didn't show up.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My guess is they pumped him full of testosterone to get him back in shape. I heard he gets slapped a lot this movie. I'm gonna watch it.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Smith is not back. No matter how much them force this narrative on you. What he did at the Oscars was too huge to be ignored.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will Smith smokes pole. No amount of bald wives and ugly kids will change this fact.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HOW CAN HE SLAP?
      nobody cares dude

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares about side characters, especially woman side characters.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movie is gud because $
    Pathetic

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Badass movie for men
    X
    >Woke shit
    I wonder

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