Will Snyder ever direct again after this embarrassing megaflop?

Will Snyder ever direct again after this embarrassing megaflop?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate Snyder, I've liked some of his movies well enough, but this movie was baffling and a gruesome exercise in one of the greatest crimes in writing: confusing backstory with characterization

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for the director's cut

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It will be the exact same bullshit, but with some random gay sex scenes thrown in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is what we Snyder fans are waiting for. Big flopping wieners and man ass.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He will. He can make one flop after the other, destroy household characters and still get work. Don't know how he does that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he has amazing blowjob skills

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His wife sucks and fricks every producer that gives them any amount of money.
      No, I'm not joking, why do you think their daughter killed herself? She had two fricking objectivists as her parents. I would have killed them both first before killing myself, but then again I'm not a woman so.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >His wife sucks and fricks every producer
        Does Snyder watch? Or join in?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >megaflop
    it was more successful than Barbie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Netflix doesn't give out numbers
      >Zack "the israelite" Schneider says probably
      lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He claimed 90 million out of 250 million Netflix subscribers "probably" watched his movie. BULLSHIT. Maybe that many clicked on it to see what it was like, but I doubt even 20% of them finished watching it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I watched it, but it took three days and half a bottle of rum. I just kept losing interest because the entire movie feels like a series of bad cutscenes and just getting the gang together so the real movie can start, but it never does.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You haven't even seen the real movie yet lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why would the "real" movie be any good? This one was shit, and was approved by Snyder. Did he decide to release a bad version and a great version?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Did he decide to release a bad version and a great version?
              Basically, yeah. He has to do that in order to get his movies made.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          moronic slow motion notwithstanding..
          Permitting lens flare to remain in your film is a photographic sin.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Knowing Snyder he probably added it in post to make it more "cinematic"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be surprised if 90 million Netflix subscribers actually watched any Netflix in the past month

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >probably
      He is talking out of his ass.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is a such a creepy israelite. I watched about 15 minutes of his interview with Rogan, and he was talking about how he was trying to get his ex-wife to play Rorschach's Prostitute Mother, so that he could get a scene where she was topless with kid Rorschach (who was played by his son) because the only way he could have a pornographic scene like that with a child actor was if their actual mom was the actor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that seems to be the extent of the "vision" most modern hack directors can come up with.
      >hehe wouldn't it be funny if we made it MORE disgusting? it's le deconstruction!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's still an edgy 13 year old and thinks a dark movie has somebody with a lot of scares who gets raped, I forget what he said exactly.

        "But he doesn't, like, get raped in prison. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about dark, that's how that would go."
        Here it is after googling.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, India has like 1 billion people.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chatgpt prompt
    warhammer 40k, star wars, harry potter, strong woman, black man, white nazi male antagonist, team-up building story

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In a universe where Warhammer 40K's grim darkness collides with the distant galaxy of Star Wars and the wizarding world of Harry Potter, an unlikely team was forged. Amidst the chaos, a strong witch, proficient in ancient magics, found herself transported to the war-torn realm of Warhammer 40K. Simultaneously, a wise Jedi Master and a skilled Mandalorian warrior were inexplicably thrust into this grim future.

      Their paths converged with that of Brother Kaldor, a black Space Marine seeking redemption from the grim fate of his chapter. Together, they faced the horrors of the 41st millennium, battling both chaotic forces and the oppressive presence of the Imperium.

      Their unity faced a severe test when a white-clad figure, a former Imperial Inquisitor turned radical, emerged as the primary antagonist. His twisted ideology threatened to plunge the galaxies into further chaos.

      Despite their initial distrust and differences, the team realized that their collective strength surpassed individual prejudices. Guided by the enigmatic Cosmic Weaver, they journeyed through the grim landscapes, confronting their fears and confronting the white-clad antagonist.

      Through battles across the stars, they learned the true meaning of strength in diversity. The witch's magical prowess complemented the Jedi's wisdom, the Mandalorian's combat skills, and the Space Marine's unwavering determination.

      In the crucible of adversity, they forged an unbreakable bond, breaking down racial and cultural barriers. As they faced the white-clad antagonist, they discovered that true strength lay in unity, transcending the differences that once divided them.

      Their epic tale unfolded as a testament to the power of collaboration, with the Cosmic Weaver watching over the threads of their intertwined destinies. Together, they became a beacon of hope in the darkness, forever altering the course of the 41st millennium and the distant galaxy far, far away.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for the Snydercut version, it will be amazing

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    180 million viewers is not a megaflop moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, it was only 90 million five hours ago.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are we using the Twitter technique of counting views as in "it counts as a view even if you just scroll past it and don't even hit play"?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        90 million starts. On average 2 people watching per account. 90 million multiplied by 2 you get 180 million viewers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that's the mental gymnastics math that Snyder came up with to try and say more people watching his crap than Barbie. He has no proof

          The man is delusional

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think the 90 million figure includes the 2 people per household estimate

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Every 5th Netflix account gets hacked and watched by at least 5 hackers. Add those too.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And let's not forget multi-generational households, we can add another 4 or 5 to the average for movies nights too. In fact I don't think there is a single person living or dead that hasn't seen Rebel Moon now that I think about it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What people looking in the window? Eg peeping toms who came to jack off but stayed when they saw Rebel Moon on tv. Probably adds 1 per household

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What about the frick doll they brought with them? Does that also count as 1 additional viewer? Might as well add that to all households

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The policemen arresting them for indecent exposure probably stayed to watch. Add another 4.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zack's imaginary numbers make the Holocaust seem reasonable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COUNT!!!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's with all the anti-Snyder threads lately? All this hate is unwarranted.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they're DUNCgays trying to talk down the superior science fiction movie.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sneeder

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Will Snyder ever direct again after this embarrassing megaflop?
    IIRC he made the film through his wifes production company that he helped start. Basically he used his own families business. He can keep making flops as long as his money holds out, and as long as some streaming service is willing to show them

    He has basically become Uwe Boll

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The thing about Netflix is how insular it is and how informative the data they are willing to share.

    The only real benchmark of success is whether or not they offer him another contract. That's all that matters. People who do business with Netflix don't really give a frick about 'minutes watched' and only someone clearly insecure like Snyder would throw out some meaningless data points to try and validate his own sense f relevance.

    Relevance is what you give up when you go exclusive with a streamer. Whether its Rogan on Spotify or Snyder (and Fincher and everybody else), you get funded but you're no longer casting a wide net and your relevance in the pop culture zeitgeist shrinks dramatically.

    So for Snyder, the only benchmark of success is whether Netflix keeps letting him make more projects. As long as they bankroll him, he can keep making terrible films in the echo chamber of streaming service exclusivity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're a moronic idiot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is that you Joe Rogan, or just another shit slurping fan? Nothing they said was incorrect, make a point instead of showing your ass.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, because he's one of these directors who continously failures upward.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Making a bad movie doesn't make you a failure. It's only a failure if those bankrolling it decide to put the checkbook away.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was better than all of starwars so cope. Though that's not a high bar. People without stem degree's should not be writing scifi simple as.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How were the fights so bad? BvS when Affleck was beating those thugs in the warehouse looked good. And Boutella is no stranger to action flicks. Idk what went wrong here

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do want to see the extended cut.
    Even though these are still shit, the most heinous bad parts with pacing and tonality are caused by re-editing the long cut.
    Also wouldn't mind to see the FFN and breasts.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At this point it's obvious he just needs to be the editor for his own films cause Everytime he cries that it wasn't shown correctly.

    Doesn't he have enough money to be his own boss to make whatever he wants or even going to A24.

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