Will the DESTROY ALL HUMANS tv show be good? Worried the edgy jokes wont be there like the games

Will the DESTROY ALL HUMANS tv show be good? Worried the edgy jokes won’t be there like the games

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They’ve been saying we’ll get a DAH show since the second game, but the third game came out and the franchise jus sort of died. What changed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EA happened.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly want to applaud THQ Nordique and the team behind the remakes for staying true to the original games. DAH and DAH 2 were amazing back on Xbox and i do hope they do the same thing for the Mercenaries series. Pandemic Studios deserves to be remembered fondly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They really didn't stay true to the originals though. The first game's dark tone is gone, and a lot of small details and open world fun is gone.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The first game's dark tone is gone
          >Dark Tone
          The fuck are you smoking?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think anon means to say “dark comedy”. Things like gore and mutilation felt grotesque due to the semi realistic look of everything besides Crypto. The remakes made everyone cartoony and it kind of take away some of the eeriness.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They were always cartoony though?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. The original had the vibe of a Norman Rockwell painting, in keeping with the throwback nature of the premise. The remake is overtly more colorful and cartoonish by comparison.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the vibe of a Norman Rockwell painting
                It only had the vibe of a generic realistic art style that couldn't be pulled off the the technology.

                They were mostly true to the original games, they still censored a few of the edgier jokes from the original games. Like the alien probe rape jokes in the first game and at the end of the second game.

                I don't count the change in the original as censorship, it seems like a pacing change to me. Predictably, 2 did cut a brief side quest mocking trannies, but it wasn't good anyway.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Just Cause because modern Mercenaries?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just Cause is just Mercenaries without building destruction

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were mostly true to the original games, they still censored a few of the edgier jokes from the original games. Like the alien probe rape jokes in the first game and at the end of the second game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are there fix mods?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The original Pandemic writers are gone so no. The remakes don't even understand the tone of the games they're based on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The remakes literally use the same audio files as the originals so what the fuck does that mean lol.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Calling it now. Booba Russian will be covered up and have a breast reduction

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You literally posted a pic of her new model.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Crypto get iPad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, his species pretty much invented them or he uses even cooler shit.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Crypto walks in on Pox scrolling through a holographic device
    >Still scrawling through that monkey toy eh Pox? Trying to get research on the humans that have genetalia but think they aren't who they are?
    >Quiet Crypto, I am researching a strategy to lure out the humans trapped in their dwellings who are releasing their biological material, wasting precious Furon DNA
    >Well, why don't I holobob or better yet get into the skin of a human female. That's how you'd lure me out.
    >Crypto that won't work on these ones, they call three dimensional women "roasties"
    >I'm the only one who roasts anyone around here. Hey, I noticed you said three dimensional. Are there two dimensional humans?
    >Indeed, and for our purposes we need to replicate a certain type called a "waifu".
    >Waifu eh? Well, instead of your scrolling through the monkey's network, I go down there and crack open a few heads to find out what makes a waifu.
    >If by crack open a few heads you mean scan their minds, then do so crypto. In the mean time, if you could also find out what traps humans are hiding for us in these "waifus", that would be appreciated
    >Oh I already know that one. Hope you like nuts poxxy
    >Oh humans and their nuts, the pea variety are the best.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >schizo has to work his 'trannies are everywhere' into everything

    There's a chud living inside you

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys sa this about the Dstroy all Aliens remake, but it looks more faithful than all the other reboot and remakes.

    Return to Monkey Island's art change is an example of straying really far from even the special Editions styles.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The special editions were ugly, just like Return.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps, but at least they look nice in stills.

        Return seems to be all over the place.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's a DAH tv show?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but a long time ago Fox was interested in doing a show. They had one of the writers from King of the Hill attached before they silently cancelled the project.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They released a remake of the 2nd game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played DAH2 on PC.
    It was boring as fuck.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't beat Silhouette at the end of the 1st game. I beat her as a kid, but I can't in the remake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look up a way to cheese it.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering they pussied out and removed the trans side mission in DAH2, and altered the ending to make its context not sexual, I wouldn't hold out hope for it being good, even if it was true.

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