Will the DESTROY ALL HUMANS tv show be good? Worried the edgy jokes won’t be there like the games
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Will the DESTROY ALL HUMANS tv show be good? Worried the edgy jokes won’t be there like the games
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They’ve been saying we’ll get a DAH show since the second game, but the third game came out and the franchise jus sort of died. What changed?
EA happened.
I honestly want to applaud THQ Nordique and the team behind the remakes for staying true to the original games. DAH and DAH 2 were amazing back on Xbox and i do hope they do the same thing for the Mercenaries series. Pandemic Studios deserves to be remembered fondly
They really didn't stay true to the originals though. The first game's dark tone is gone, and a lot of small details and open world fun is gone.
>The first game's dark tone is gone
>Dark Tone
The frick are you smoking?
I think anon means to say “dark comedy”. Things like gore and mutilation felt grotesque due to the semi realistic look of everything besides Crypto. The remakes made everyone cartoony and it kind of take away some of the eeriness.
They were always cartoony though?
No. The original had the vibe of a Norman Rockwell painting, in keeping with the throwback nature of the premise. The remake is overtly more colorful and cartoonish by comparison.
>the vibe of a Norman Rockwell painting
It only had the vibe of a generic realistic art style that couldn't be pulled off the the technology.
I don't count the change in the original as censorship, it seems like a pacing change to me. Predictably, 2 did cut a brief side quest mocking trannies, but it wasn't good anyway.
Isn't Just Cause because modern Mercenaries?
Just Cause is just Mercenaries without building destruction
They were mostly true to the original games, they still censored a few of the edgier jokes from the original games. Like the alien probe rape jokes in the first game and at the end of the second game.
are there fix mods?
The original Pandemic writers are gone so no. The remakes don't even understand the tone of the games they're based on.
The remakes literally use the same audio files as the originals so what the frick does that mean lol.
Calling it now. Booba Russian will be covered up and have a breast reduction
You literally posted a pic of her new model.
>Crypto get iPad
Dude, his species pretty much invented them or he uses even cooler shit.
>Crypto walks in on Pox scrolling through a holographic device
>Still scrawling through that monkey toy eh Pox? Trying to get research on the humans that have genetalia but think they aren't who they are?
>Quiet Crypto, I am researching a strategy to lure out the humans trapped in their dwellings who are releasing their biological material, wasting precious Furon DNA
>Well, why don't I holobob or better yet get into the skin of a human female. That's how you'd lure me out.
>Crypto that won't work on these ones, they call three dimensional women "roasties"
>I'm the only one who roasts anyone around here. Hey, I noticed you said three dimensional. Are there two dimensional humans?
>Indeed, and for our purposes we need to replicate a certain type called a "waifu".
>Waifu eh? Well, instead of your scrolling through the monkey's network, I go down there and crack open a few heads to find out what makes a waifu.
>If by crack open a few heads you mean scan their minds, then do so crypto. In the mean time, if you could also find out what traps humans are hiding for us in these "waifus", that would be appreciated
>Oh I already know that one. Hope you like nuts poxxy
>Oh humans and their nuts, the pea variety are the best.
Underrated post
>schizo has to work his 'trannies are everywhere' into everything
There's a troony living inside you
You guys sa this about the Dstroy all Aliens remake, but it looks more faithful than all the other reboot and remakes.
Return to Monkey Island's art change is an example of straying really far from even the special Editions styles.
The special editions were ugly, just like Return.
Perhaps, but at least they look nice in stills.
Return seems to be all over the place.
there's a DAH tv show?
No but a long time ago Fox was interested in doing a show. They had one of the writers from King of the Hill attached before they silently cancelled the project.
They released a remake of the 2nd game?
Yes
I played DAH2 on PC.
It was boring as frick.
I still can't beat Silhouette at the end of the 1st game. I beat her as a kid, but I can't in the remake.
look up a way to cheese it.
Considering they pussied out and removed the trans side mission in DAH2, and altered the ending to make its context not sexual, I wouldn't hold out hope for it being good, even if it was true.