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Holy digits confirm it. Star wars has always been some moronic slop for nerds. It only got popular due to Empire Strikes Back's incredible practical effects that made 2000s cgi look weak in comparison. Everything after that movie is just shit.
The only true Star Wars is Legend of the Galactic heroes.
Can't even tell if it's ironic or are Star Wars gays this moronic.
>muh deep color lore in a franchise for literal teenagers
I hate what Disney has done to SW, but fricking this. EU gays are and always were a cancer. Lightsaber colors in the movies were chosen based on what looked cool to George at the time and nothing more. Anyone trying to retcon deep lore into Star Wars needs to find a better use for their time and energy.
dilate troony
Dubs of truth
Pearls before swine, lads. Kathy had gold in her hands, and she threw it away.
Nice job swallowing the post buyout line, moron.
That’s precisely what they were in the EU. Disney was the one that made crystals sentient and change colour based on the wielder.
Wot?
You know that crystal that serves purely as a focus for the beam? Actually it’s a living thing that chooses a particular bearer, and the bearer’s mentality determines the colour. And since crystals won’t choose a Sith, they have to hunt down a Jedi, kill them to steal their crystal, then corrupt it using the power of CRAWLING IN MY SKIN.
But now colours are meaningless, and disney is trying to astroturf the idea that to think otherwise was an EU idea all along, rather than them trying pathetically hard to be edgy.
>Actually it’s a living thing that chooses a particular bearer, and the bearer’s mentality determines the colour
wow like in kotor2 except it was stats instead of color
The living crystal in kotor 2 was specifically an abnormality. Imagine how fricking stupid it would have been if everyone got one of their own. If you then have an aneurysm to further lower your IQ, you might be able to think like a NuWars writer
Don't defend this trash. Get on the hate bandwagon or else.
>noooo only certain types of Jedi can wield that color!
>meanwhile Lucas calls them Lazer swords
I hope everyone understands that the reason Disney is so obsessed with lightsabers while also desperately trying to erase the EU lightsaber lore is because they sell plastic versions of their shitty lightsabers to kids/families/etc at their parks for like $500 each.
I don't know if you're complaining about stupid EU Star Wars lore or Yidsney ruining stupid EU Star Wars lore.
>NOOOOOOOOOO THE LIGHTSABERS ARE ACTUALLY SUPER IMPORTANT TO THE CHARACTERS BECAUSE IN THE COMIC STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS - REBELLION #57 JEDI MASTER FLIMBEL QUEERO SAYS HE HAS A YELLOW LIGHTSABER BECAUSE HE HAS THE MOST SUNNY PERSONALITY!!!!!
I've never been this offended before. I'm leaving.
>FLIMBEL QUEERO
what does he eat
when does he goes to the toilet
>but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities
The Acolyte suggests Star Wars isn't that important.
Lel
And it'd be right.
Yet you insist it is just to have a reason to have something to complain about. So who’s the bigger loser here?
Star Wars is Harry Potter but for millennial men instead of women.
First two movies: bad guys sabers red and good guys sabers blue for contrast
Third movie green lightsaber to show up better on the tattooine sets.
Fifth movie purple lightsaber for the black guy.
They never meant anything and it's not the color of lightsabers people should care about
Did some of the randos in AOTC use yellow?
No.
Didn't Sam Jakcson have a purple saber just because he told Lucas he thought it would be cool?
And because he was working for scale.
Sure but his character was one who could harness dark side power too so purple makes sense.
>Sure but his character was one who could harness dark side power too so purple makes sense.
Could he? Frick if I’d know, they relegated a ton of cool background shit to a bunch of kids cartoons I’d never bother to watch because I’m not a gay. For people who only watch movies mace windu basically does nothing the entire time then dies like a little b***h.
Autism, people
surely there's a scene in the movies showing this, right? such an important detail of his character wouldn't be regulated to an obscure children's comic book or the back of a cereal box? surely this is an actual Lucas original idea for the character, and not just some bullshit made up by a hack writer for a dime novel?
He beat the most powerful sith lord in a lightsaber duel.
Well if we akhtually go from what happened in the movie we can see Mace Windu channeling the dark side of the force in his duel with Palpatine as seen how visibly angry he is before deling the final blow
so is Rey an le epic dark side user Grey jedi because she's angry in every scene she's in? what about Luke when he fights Vader both times? he's got a bit of a pouty face on then.
This is the most moronic cope I have ever heard.
>so is Re-
SHUT THE FRICK UP SHUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUP
conSNEED
No, WIndu was said to reflect the dark side back onto the opponent, thus why he is actually zen like for most of the battle. He only gets mad when Anakin shows up because he hates his white ass.
>gets a little peeved for a moment when things aren't going his way
>OH MY SCIENCE HE'S A LE HECKIN' GRAY JEDI! HE CAN HARNESS THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE WHILE STAYING IN THE LIGHT! THIS WAS TOTALLY GEORGE LUCAS' INTENTION EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE NO SOURCES BACKING THIS UP BECAUSE DUUUUUDE ITS SO FREAKING AWESOMESAUCE!
"Grey Jedi" are a disney thing.
i thought it was a KOTOR thing?
I don't watch disney+ slop or the Filoni funny toons.
either way it's moronic fanon shit peddled by YouTubers who read Wikipedia articles.
Windu shattered your butthole
>provides no evidence for his moronic EU fanfic
>only retort is to imagine BBC rape fetish shit
Basedwars sissies, not like this...
>starts thinking about Black penises for no reason by association to the word "butthole"
>for no reason
>I wasnt implying he raped you by putting "shattered your butthole", I meant... with le spork! I am so funny and clever!
still waiting on a SINGLE source for Windu having dark side powers from George Lucas btw. but there isn't one because it's moronic EU fanon.
I was implied he made you assmad you gaylord.
>b-b-but the EU
At the time the prequels were coming out the EU was canon. So dark side Windu is canon.
>At the time the prequels were coming out the EU was canon
are you a zoomer who doesn't know about G-canon? because that was all that was canon, and if you don't acknowledge the disney shit that's still all that's canon.
find literally anything from George saying Mace Windu uses the dark side. but you won't be able to, because that's completely at odds against George's themes of the force and is just moronic fanboy power level nonsense
I mean from a lore perspective it's neat, but come on- it's not like this shit is really explored IN DEPTH in the movies or even the television shows for that matter.
Also you're seriously telling me that NO ONE in this thread gave themselves a green lightsaber while playing as a guardian/ adopting a more aggressive style of play in KOTOR or Jedi Academy?
I used a green saber in every game I had the choice, and cheated one in when I didn’t, simply because Luke had one.
Apart from dark side runs in academy, where I console commanded a red one.
My point exactly.
It never mattered to begin with. It's a nice tidbit of lore from a seperate canon. It can be respected, but it's hardly applicable in the Acolyte.
I swear half of the criticism of nu-star wars is just people looking to get mad.
I think you’re misunderstanding the issue.
In the EU, the crystal had absolutely no meaning outside of what people gave it. They were solely limited to the conventions of people, which is why you had people like Exar Kun using a blue saber.
Disney was the one that changed it to be an inherent facet of the crystal, which is why it’s funny that they’re the ones pissing their own lore up a wall
>Also you're seriously telling me that NO ONE in this thread gave themselves a green lightsaber while playing as a guardian/ adopting a more aggressive style of play in KOTOR or Jedi Academy?
I did the opposite in SWTOR, gave my Jedi Consular (Sage type) a blue lightsaber.
No, how could we have known
Shit War fans everyone
>Sure but his character was one who could harness dark side
Racist.
>lets just remove depth wherever we can because none of this matters
Yeah and when nothing matters the audience WONT FRICKING CARE.
The excuse for Windu's is fun, he uses some darkside with his lightside- its neat.
Hell even Yoda's green one has positive connotations.
I could tell from a glance a force users alignment from the lightsabers glow alone- almost like it doubles as symbolism or something
The yellow sabers got ruined, but they used to be a fun way to state a character is in the grey area of the force.
If somebody doesnt give a single shit about anything star wars, of course the saber colors don't matter
Its aesthetics are more important than the substance
I'd rather live in a timeline where lightsaber colors mattered *more* so we could have kino moments where a character changes the color as a culmination to a character arc.
There's nothing deep about this crap, lol. Grow up.
Those most concerned with appearing like an adult are literal children.
Its not especially deep no, but you want the shallow end of the public pool to become an inflatable kiddie pool.
I guess thats all you can handle though.
>Those most concerned with appearing like an adult are literal children.
manchild cope.
aren't you late for trivia night at the barcade?
checked
>depth
"one color good, one color bad, u can tell by looking at the sabers!!!.sometimes not god or bad, so different color!!!!" is deep maybe for autistic children like you. In reality it's absolutely shallow and moronic, as is your opinion.
If you really think it would be a cool and meaningful scene if someone changes the color of their saber as the climax of his character arc you literally have a tranime fried autism brain.
yeah its the shallow end of the pool
and you want them to make it even more shallow
fricking moron
you're the type to think Rick and Morty is deep because it spells out everything and takes an "edgy" cynical take on everything
Star Wars has influenced culture more than you ever will, has generated more money than you will ever see, and sold more consumerist slop than you could ever own.
Really think about that anon.
It's inspired generations of manchildren to obsess over it, praise it and critique it.
Objectively speaking, even with its puddle level depth.
Its more than you (or I) will ever be.
You can do the same with skin tone. Windu the dindu
you are a fricking gay homosexual
are you 12?
Anakin slaughters innocents with a blue lightsaber in George's films TWICE
This guy is based. Disney doesn't care about Star Wars.
Lol look at all the seething you caused.
You're right btw.
The Japs are the only people left who understand Star Wars.
>japs making star wars
how do i make it cool
>westoids making star wars
how do i make this about me
Based Japan keeping it real. Probably why they didn't get fully invited back on Visions 2.
>Rey's yellow lightsaber
They never were until Disney decided it. The most you had were synthetic crystals coming out red. The EU especially have absolutely no meaning to the colour outside of what looked thematic.
What a moronic own goal.
The EU established that the colors had significance, especially in the old republic era.
No, they established that people gave them significance, which is quite different.
They gave a guardian a blue one, a blue one didn’t manifest specifically for a guardian the way disney wrote it
The colors haven't been important in a long time, the only time the color matters is red for Sith.
Good guys have blue, bad guys have red.
Then George caved in to some uppity Black and gave him a purple one. It was all over at that point.
It must be because gay is rainbow, which is every color.
Lightsaber color never held any significace, the exception being that dark siders always had red sabers. I blame KOTOR. Not only is it the only EU material that most Star Wars "fans" have consumed, but it solidified the cringe 'jedi class system' that just won't die.
Except kotor had the most free form way of chosing your crystal colour, unless I'm mistaken and people actually stick with what they were given at the start, which is sad to say the least
Really? I thought most people went purple?
I went bronze, because that crazy rodian bought everything at starter area prices and was a great end game money sink
Well obviously, but do you think plebs understand abstraction? The whole "consulars have blue sabers" thing comes from gaming, it doesn't have an origin in actual lore.
>consulars have blue sabers
I used default yellow, because it is color of sun and sun is based.
>default
>being a sentinel
The sheer state of this fella
the sun is white though
Even in kotor it was a very obvious abstraction and the crystal was just a starting point. You could swipe bastila’s saber and swap colour the second you were off the railroad.
Off the top of my head, the only two emitter crystals that were more than just a colour change were specific artefacts
>Lightsaber color never held any significace
Filoni suggested otherwise in the Clone Wars when the Jedi Templars had yellow blades and the various younglings on Ilum got a mix of blue and green that seemed to follow with their personalities, so I thought Disney would keep to that trend. Turns out they just don't give a shit about a lightsaber being meaningful whatsoever.
Star Wars is now a laughing stock of a franchise
Sorzus Syn was right all along; Jedi dig their crystals out of a mine, a Sith forges their own with their blood and power.
But as far as my memory goes this isn't new, is it?
I think the only colors that mattered were red tones because they were obtained using "artificial" crystals or some dumb shit like that so only sith used them.
It's been a while and I've forgotten a lot of Star Wars shit.
Well, it does keep changing. Sith used to forge their own crystals with blood sorcery, which was metal as frick, but then they went with the "you have to corrupt a pre-existing crystal to turn it red" and that's kind of fricked everything up. Even the Jedi are starting to get the shallow treatment if crystal color really no longer matters, because the pilgrimage to Ilum to find your own crystal that resonates with you alone is something that's been kept even in the High Republic novels.
>the year of our Lord 2024
>still caring about Disney Star Wars
Why?
They’ll learn eventually. They aren’t a demographic Disney caters to anymore. Eventually they will learn that everything they cared about the franchise was nothing but a nostalgia filled memory. As they try to fill the hole with the thing they loved that they are learning never loved them back.
THE HECKING STARTREK LASER SABER LORE IS BEING VIOLATED HOW CANT HTEY DO THIS TO ME THIS IS WHITE GENOCIDE. THE WEST HAS FALLEN. BILLIONS MUST DIE
I get you're baiting, but billions really should die.
Blow up a planet to get over yourselves. Europe's going to seethe loathe in radiation.
>Will this madness ever stop?
Never till you have a nice day. :^)
Why did homosexual jannies delete this?
Because some dumbfricks spam the get in every thread.
major gets more often than not get deleted
Man people are going to lose their shit over the lightsaber whip. The character who uses it is played by the showrunner's wife so she's probably gonna fumble the execution too.
We already know the reactions, as well as the damage control
>that looks fricking moronic
>but what about the EU?!?!
Implying that having a what not to do blueprint and STILL making the same mistakes somehow makes it better
EUgays won't. Lightwhips have been a thing since Bane's gf Githany.
>The character who uses it is played by the showrunner's wife so she's probably gonna fumble the execution too.
personally I think it's funny as frick the direction Star Wars is going in. I just saw the female chanting scene from episode 3, it's some of the greatest tv I've ever witnessed
any rainbow coloured lightsaber yet?
They'll call it a prismasaber and it will be the mark of the true Chosen One, who will of course be a scrappy female of dubious racial purity.
Lmao, the state of this thread. Star Wars will never be good again, and your autistic arguing over lightsaber colours only confirms it. You will never enjoy Star Wars again.
>You will never enjoy Star Wars again.
I'll have to live with my EU-era library and my original cut OT and the knowledge that the Real Star Wars belongs to me alone.
haven't watched any star wars shit since the last prequel m8
>introduces
What? Yellow lightsabers have been a common thing since at least KOTOR in 2003 and were already depicted in Disney's High Republic material before this
This has been true since the 2003 computer game "Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy."
They expected you to change your color manually when you moved up in rank, lol.
It’s always a good day when SWgays get triggered. Literally no better than super hero slop.
George Lucas is a israelite cuck for sell his creation to the LGBT Disney
Who cares? This slop is costing the israelites at disney hundreds of millions of dollars with each failure. I hope it goes on forever.
Originally the sabers were all white but they had issues with that so they went with the blue/red
Then Skywalkers was blue in RotJ but it didn't stand out well against the blue sky in the Skiff Barge scenes so they changed it to green, you can see in the first trailer that it is blue and sure enough it is hard to see
Then the original Expanded Universe allowed Jedi to have all manner of blade colors with it being attributed to refracting crystals
Then Lucas in doing the Prequel films declared no it is only blue, green, red
Then he made an exception for Samuel L. Jackson to have a purple blade because he asked for it
Why bother caring or arguing at this point, it was always being made up as Lucas went
FACTS
Wasn't that already the EU position before Disney, that the color is just a result of the crystal's composition?
you know what else isn't important?
Black folk
when will you stop being a clickbait huffing spastic?
what bad advertising lmao. i thought acolyte was the rey movie
It's like Cinemaphile boards:
Blue = good, but boring
Red = evil, but cool