What drives people to go inside these caves anyway? There's nothing to discover dumbass, it's a piece of rock. Are they just trying to appease their ego?
I mean, i don't mind exploring caves and shit but crawling through a gap no bigger than your ribcage is horseshit. If its decent sized passageways and chambers and shit, sue why not but when you are doing fricking contortionist moves to pass something "just to see", no frick you, send a drone.
almost 70% of cavers were starved of oxygen during the birthing process, so have an unconscious compunction which forces them to replay the events of their birth. squeezing into tight spaces, making skin contact with slimy substances and being chocked out are all things these people seek out.
No he's right. Sometimes there's scaring that can make it tighter. Oversized sex toys do more damage to veganal tightness.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>he still believes the “veganas get wider” meme
Learn about elasticity
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Learn about muscle fatigue/weakness. Consistent overstretching with no scaring will ruin a vegana. Your "average male" sized dong is ruining your body.
Antinatalist israelites go die. Accelerate your suicide. You won't breed so you have no legacy to persist for. Just end it already, nobody will miss you.
My wife pushed out 3 kids (so far). No stitches. Feels the same as before. Also there's more to life than sex, Moshe. Like having White Christian children and teaching them to be racist and antisemitic.
Antinatalist israelite. It's a good thing you'll never procreate.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>starts spouting shit about israelites
Go leave incel. No one believes you.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>It's a good thing you'll never procreate. >Cinemaphile
Good thing you also won't homosexual >Verification not required.
Same two antinatalist israelites replying with butthurt. I'm not that other anon but I already have 2 kids of my own. You are nobody and will be forgotten. Stop waiting and just end your useless existence now to save us all the trouble of having to put up with you.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>antinatalist israelites >I'm not that other anon
Fricking kek, sure you're not.
2 weeks ago
sage
>You are nobody and will be forgotten.
Your grand-grandchildren won't even know your name homosexual, won't know you ever existed. That is, if you're not lying. Which you are, homosexual. seethe and cope incel loser. >Verification not required.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Rough dilation session today, bro? You can keep that wound open. I believe in you.
2 weeks ago
sage
>It's a good thing you'll never procreate. >Cinemaphile
Good thing you also won't homosexual >Verification not required.
Everything about the body not recovering after childbirth in the modern day is a myth. The human body is incredibly resilient and if you aren’t incredibly injured or killed right out the gate chances are you’ll be fine. Women getting fat after having babies is all on them. They eat McDonald’s and drink cola
>Everything about the body not recovering after childbirth in the modern day is a myth.
I've seen plenty of women's stomach after childbirth. That shit is wrecked forever for most women. If you're a celebrity or rich I'm sure you can just get surgery to fix it.
I've known two chicks who had babies when they were teenagers. One was 18, the other was 16. I never saw either of their pussies, but it was remarkable how quickly they recovered after giving birth. Like two days later, they were back to normal. Meanwhile, I see women in their late 20s having babies now, for like three months afterward they look like they had part of their soul sucked out of them. It's not just the weight gain, it's like their face is fricked up, their skin is sallow, they look like they've aged ten years in a day. Really jogs the old nog.
some people have a need to emulate the dangers our primal ancestors had to face, they seek adrenaline dispensers because they're too comfortable in their lives, notice how it's often white people doing the climbing and caving shit
Same reason people go yachting and amateur motor racing despite those hobbies having their own risks. It's cool and fun and not everyone is a permanently indoors incel.
That's because blacks are dumb as shit. Have you ever interacted with them? Because they are dumb as absolute shit. The only ones that aren't full on legal morons are ones who have a high white admixture.
I forgot about that. Great story. I wish more creepypasta would take a more realistic, slow burn like it did. “The big scary monster on the screen with hyperrealistic blood” gets old quickly lol
>DID YOU HEAR OF THE NUTTY PUTTY INCIDENT? LITERALLY THE MOST KNOWN CAVE INCIDENT? THE GUY STUCK THERE UPSIDE DOWN AND DIED! IT'S CRAZY I KNOW RIGHT??? TIME TO WATCH ANOTHER NUTTY PUTTY CAVE INCIDENT VIDEO ESSAY #314515
I'm personally more of a Mossdale Caverns guy >the last body was found with its feet dangling out of a crack in the ceiling where he'd tried to escape the rising waters
The stakes are high so I'd use every inch of my body separately to wiggle out. I've got strong hands and feet to lift myself free and if you think about it, every nerve is a spot you can feel feedback from. Fine muscle control could be even smaller, like that shounen where the villain can control his body down to the capillary level. Most people think of themselves as two arms and two legs, my perspective is more fluid. This guy probably thought "my arms can't move, my head can't move, time to die".
[...]
failing that, I would definitely backseat-drive the rescue operation and make them use multiple cams to get me out. Obviously using only one for the final pully was a bad rigging decision. If all else fails, I'd get the rope around my waist instead of the ankle like a brainlet.
[...]
failing that, I would definitely backseat-drive the rescue operation and make them use multiple cams to get me out. Obviously using only one for the final pully was a bad rigging decision. If all else fails, I'd get the rope around my waist instead of the ankle like a brainlet.
>If I'd been in that cave, it wouldn't have gone down like it did.
you gotta factor in:
+clothes/equipment weight & snag-potential.
+exhaustion/hunger/thirst.
+being basically upside-down &
+panic, which really does override your logic & reasoning unless you're very used to it.
+total darkness.
+everyone trying to help is also panicking and no matter how hard you explain, they can't see or understand your situation in time, simply can't hear you well enough etc.
+when you're upside-down long enough without moving enough you will lose consciousness,
Which is what happened.
tl;Dr it's nice to think "I'd make it out of that totally unwinnable freak situation!", but... yeah I dunno...
Panic is the most easily dismissed problem where a different person actually could say they would've reacted differently. The clothes, that's easy. He was probably wearing mormon magic underwear, and wouldn't get naked in front of friends anyway. I prefer something with airflow so I would've slipped out of my upper layers right away.
The stakes are high so I'd use every inch of my body separately to wiggle out. I've got strong hands and feet to lift myself free and if you think about it, every nerve is a spot you can feel feedback from. Fine muscle control could be even smaller, like that shounen where the villain can control his body down to the capillary level. Most people think of themselves as two arms and two legs, my perspective is more fluid. This guy probably thought "my arms can't move, my head can't move, time to die".
failing that, I would definitely backseat-drive the rescue operation and make them use multiple cams to get me out. Obviously using only one for the final pully was a bad rigging decision. If all else fails, I'd get the rope around my waist instead of the ankle like a brainlet.
There is a creator made doc about this on jootube that’s pretty kino.
scary but interesting?
Yea I’ve watched it. Freaked me out
That’s exactly what it is, yea. If you didn’t have claustrophobia before you might after learning about it
watch buried
I might have watched it if it had a likeable actor
you are below the plotgay, you are an actorgay
>lights a lighter when oxygen is limited
maybe he wants to set himself on fire
>in a wooden coffin
What drives people to go inside these caves anyway? There's nothing to discover dumbass, it's a piece of rock. Are they just trying to appease their ego?
It’s thrill seeking. Same reason people do other dangerous shit
I mean, i don't mind exploring caves and shit but crawling through a gap no bigger than your ribcage is horseshit. If its decent sized passageways and chambers and shit, sue why not but when you are doing fricking contortionist moves to pass something "just to see", no frick you, send a drone.
The possibility that you might be the only person to ever be there I suppose. Since when you die they'll seal it up with you in there
Because it's there, lad.
Nothing else.
almost 70% of cavers were starved of oxygen during the birthing process, so have an unconscious compunction which forces them to replay the events of their birth. squeezing into tight spaces, making skin contact with slimy substances and being chocked out are all things these people seek out.
Childbirth is actually crazy. Females never really recover from the extreme stretching out their pussy receives during labour.
Untrue.
baggypuss has woken up.
No he's right. Sometimes there's scaring that can make it tighter. Oversized sex toys do more damage to veganal tightness.
>he still believes the “veganas get wider” meme
Learn about elasticity
Learn about muscle fatigue/weakness. Consistent overstretching with no scaring will ruin a vegana. Your "average male" sized dong is ruining your body.
sup roast
Antinatalist israelites go die. Accelerate your suicide. You won't breed so you have no legacy to persist for. Just end it already, nobody will miss you.
My wife pushed out 3 kids (so far). No stitches. Feels the same as before. Also there's more to life than sex, Moshe. Like having White Christian children and teaching them to be racist and antisemitic.
>My wife pushed out 3 kids (so far). No stitches. Feels the same as before.
nice fantasies fat incel homosexual
Antinatalist israelite. It's a good thing you'll never procreate.
>starts spouting shit about israelites
Go leave incel. No one believes you.
Same two antinatalist israelites replying with butthurt. I'm not that other anon but I already have 2 kids of my own. You are nobody and will be forgotten. Stop waiting and just end your useless existence now to save us all the trouble of having to put up with you.
>antinatalist israelites
>I'm not that other anon
Fricking kek, sure you're not.
>You are nobody and will be forgotten.
Your grand-grandchildren won't even know your name homosexual, won't know you ever existed. That is, if you're not lying. Which you are, homosexual. seethe and cope incel loser.
>Verification not required.
Rough dilation session today, bro? You can keep that wound open. I believe in you.
>It's a good thing you'll never procreate.
>Cinemaphile
Good thing you also won't homosexual
>Verification not required.
Everything about the body not recovering after childbirth in the modern day is a myth. The human body is incredibly resilient and if you aren’t incredibly injured or killed right out the gate chances are you’ll be fine. Women getting fat after having babies is all on them. They eat McDonald’s and drink cola
hnnnng fatter
>Everything about the body not recovering after childbirth in the modern day is a myth.
I've seen plenty of women's stomach after childbirth. That shit is wrecked forever for most women. If you're a celebrity or rich I'm sure you can just get surgery to fix it.
This, I've fricked a few hundred hookers and you can tell
I've known two chicks who had babies when they were teenagers. One was 18, the other was 16. I never saw either of their pussies, but it was remarkable how quickly they recovered after giving birth. Like two days later, they were back to normal. Meanwhile, I see women in their late 20s having babies now, for like three months afterward they look like they had part of their soul sucked out of them. It's not just the weight gain, it's like their face is fricked up, their skin is sallow, they look like they've aged ten years in a day. Really jogs the old nog.
some people have a need to emulate the dangers our primal ancestors had to face, they seek adrenaline dispensers because they're too comfortable in their lives, notice how it's often white people doing the climbing and caving shit
The Internet is the only place where cowards claim superiority.
go die in a cave
Same reason people go yachting and amateur motor racing despite those hobbies having their own risks. It's cool and fun and not everyone is a permanently indoors incel.
>oh no, not the indoors! anything but the indoors!
enjoy being surrounded by Black folk and normalgays 24/7
I will. You won't enjoy your life.
Same impulse that drives people to go sailing across unmapped oceans to undiscovered lands.
Oh wait, your brown ancestors didn’t do that lol
There's nothing undiscovered about caves. These Black folk literally need a map to guide them lmao.
Wow there might be land over here vs a cave where there is jack shit except more stalagmites
>There's nothing to discover
you don't know that
white man? fustian spirit
black man? dumb as shit
double standards? never heard of it
>fustian
IS THAT A
OMG IT IS IT IS
A MINOR SPELLING ERROR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM GOING INSANE
>going from the based frog to the reddit man
Soijaks signify the Faustian spirit.
ESLbro...
That's because blacks are dumb as shit. Have you ever interacted with them? Because they are dumb as absolute shit. The only ones that aren't full on legal morons are ones who have a high white admixture.
Was just re-reading the caver Ted ebook. Wish someone made an adaptation of that story.
I forgot about that. Great story. I wish more creepypasta would take a more realistic, slow burn like it did. “The big scary monster on the screen with hyperrealistic blood” gets old quickly lol
Gorey horror had its lunch eaten by rotten.com et al 20 years ago.
>DID YOU HEAR OF THE NUTTY PUTTY INCIDENT? LITERALLY THE MOST KNOWN CAVE INCIDENT? THE GUY STUCK THERE UPSIDE DOWN AND DIED! IT'S CRAZY I KNOW RIGHT??? TIME TO WATCH ANOTHER NUTTY PUTTY CAVE INCIDENT VIDEO ESSAY #314515
Frick off
I'm personally more of a Mossdale Caverns guy
>the last body was found with its feet dangling out of a crack in the ceiling where he'd tried to escape the rising waters
what happened, some sort of ghost?
Why are you like this
Just kys already. The transition clearly didn’t fix what was wrong with you.
Oh my science, I must make this tragic story go viral by sharing on social media
Was he searching for lost treasure?
I would've survived this.
Explain your reasoning
The stakes are high so I'd use every inch of my body separately to wiggle out. I've got strong hands and feet to lift myself free and if you think about it, every nerve is a spot you can feel feedback from. Fine muscle control could be even smaller, like that shounen where the villain can control his body down to the capillary level. Most people think of themselves as two arms and two legs, my perspective is more fluid. This guy probably thought "my arms can't move, my head can't move, time to die".
Excellent baitpost. 9/10
I want to live. This John Jones character was a mormon young father or something, he sought death.
>If I'd been in that cave, it wouldn't have gone down like it did.
there would've been a lot of piss and shit in that first-class cave
It would've been in my case because I wouldn't go into any small areas.
you gotta factor in:
+clothes/equipment weight & snag-potential.
+exhaustion/hunger/thirst.
+being basically upside-down &
+panic, which really does override your logic & reasoning unless you're very used to it.
+total darkness.
+everyone trying to help is also panicking and no matter how hard you explain, they can't see or understand your situation in time, simply can't hear you well enough etc.
+when you're upside-down long enough without moving enough you will lose consciousness,
Which is what happened.
tl;Dr it's nice to think "I'd make it out of that totally unwinnable freak situation!", but... yeah I dunno...
Panic is the most easily dismissed problem where a different person actually could say they would've reacted differently. The clothes, that's easy. He was probably wearing mormon magic underwear, and wouldn't get naked in front of friends anyway. I prefer something with airflow so I would've slipped out of my upper layers right away.
>like that shounen where
Phrases used by people who handle survival sitautions
failing that, I would definitely backseat-drive the rescue operation and make them use multiple cams to get me out. Obviously using only one for the final pully was a bad rigging decision. If all else fails, I'd get the rope around my waist instead of the ankle like a brainlet.
There's already a lifetime movie or something, he dies having a vision of his unborn child and goes peacefully
>goes peacefully
>this is what people want to believe
He died in agonizing delirium, frick off.
It would be agonizing to not be able to scratch your balls AT ALL for 28 straight hours
I meant in the shitty lifetime movie, pretty sure this dude got dropped on his head during the rescue attempt so he died in a horrible position
It was confirmed painless
Just because he passed out before croaking doesn't mean it was painless. He had no room to breathe for 28 hours.
Discomfort isn't the same as pain
Say that again after being upside down in a constrictingly narrow hole for a day or two.
Uncomfortable yes but as I said it was already confirmed to be painless process
K see you in 28 hours, enjoy the hypoxia
did he radio them to say "it's all good guys, the water's coming in and I'm going with it"
cavers are mentally ill and I celebrate their deaths
>die in a place called Nutty Putty
No one will take your death seriously ever.,
If you're an adrenaline schitzo and that's how you have to get off, buy a sick motorcycle and go 150 mph, don't go into a dumbass cave lmaooo
why didn't he just unscrew his head?
>nice fantasies fat incel homosexual
Bullshit. Tel Aviv is the gayest city in the world.
>INCASED IN CONCRETE FOR ALL TIME
It's not very dramatic. Just a guy getting stuck and slowly dying. Not very filmic.
what if they turned it into a porno?
>Nutty Putty
it writes itself
Oh nooo I'm stuck in this cave with my ass wedged in this tunnel...I sure hope no one...nuts in my putty
could it be a twist on Them!
There's not enough money in the world to make me go inside a place like that.
There already is a movie
if i had been in that cave it wouldn't have gone down like it did
homie that's nuts!
Now where do I collect my Nobel Peace Prize?
Could've had him go into snake mode. They just weren't smart enough to come up with it.
>begin drilling down
>takes days
>he dies anyway and you wasted all those resources
>begin drilling
>impact of the drilling shifts the earth
>your efforts to save the man have crushed him to death
>begin drilling
>your math was off by a decimal point or two
>drill down right into him, or too far away
>resources wasted