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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Daddario is cast, yes

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it was a super tall lady with gigantic breasts, sure.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wouldnt that make absolutely no sense given the timeline of the universe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Resident Evil
      >timeline
      >universe
      >make sense

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As a Resi fan who hasn't seen this new series yet that webm was very confusing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What I take from it is
          >We were very happy with how fricking stupid the Milla Jovovich movies were
          >but unfortunately they didn't have nearly enough Blacks in them, so that's what we'll fix

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Albert Wesker (Now black) cloned himself a few times and used them to conduct his own experiments. Umbrella found out and raided his goon cave, so he decided to kill them to hide the evidence even though Umbrella already knew and that's why they raided him. OG Wesker AKA Blade dies via volcano (Only mentioned) and two clones survive, one raising two girls who are the show's protagonists, and the other being nutty bi-polar and locked away for 15 years before escaping.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds weirdly brilliant for some reason. Like Code Veronica tier shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Stuff like that is very few and far between in the series. The cast of protagonists are frustratingly moronic and you're supposed to be rooting for them as they do northing but frick up over and over. It's unintentionally hilarious at times but not enough.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Emergency trips!
                But yeah, the Resi games get ridiculously moronic at times so I think I might actually like it. I enjoyed Welcome to Racoon City which is unanimously agreed upon to be shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The fun moronic shit doesn't really start happening until like halfway through the season, but again there isn't a whole lot of it. It goes from teen girl highschool drama to giant zombie crocodile eating knocking a helicopter out of the sky.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dont listen to this guy. Actual shill. The "fun moronic shit" is maybe 5 minutes of screentime throughout the first 8 episodes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The "fun moronic shit" is maybe 5 minutes of screentime throughout the first 8 episodes
                That's basically what I just said dipshit, the fun moronic shit only happens several times.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don’t know what the word “several” means.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Welcome to racoon city is much better than the show

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't care what anyone says I thought it was great. Most faithful live action take on the series. Leon might have been turned into an idiot but he was hilarious, the police chief being an 80s nostalgiagay was endearing and they got the locations bang fricking on.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But they made Jill into a Black person.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jill wasn't actually that bad. I preferred her to 3 Remake Jill at least. Wesker and Chris were really well cast, Claire was shit but Claire's always shit. The Lisa Trevor stuff was really bad, no excuses there but the majority of the film was what I wanted all the way back when I was a wee lad waiting for the first Paul WS Anderson film to come out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's like comparing two turds

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Code Veronica is the worst of the main series

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                0 is far worse and you know it. Code Veronica was at least a tech jump and really fricking weird. 0 felt like it was scaled back from REmake and it goes for stupid anime shit rather than straight up weirdness. It's awful.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A tech jump, yeah, with all those empty as frick 3D environments

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                At the time going from blocky lego men to actual character models was worth the sacrifice of the pre-rendered backgrounds. We also got Steve who is the best character in videogames.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >going from blocky lego men to actual character models was worth the sacrifice of the pre-rendered backgrounds
                Worst of both worlds enjoyer over here.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >brilliant
              Lol said the scorpion lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You might not be a series fan but as someone who's been with the series since the beginning I can say that actually sounds appropriately batshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s better to be the scorpion than the frog. Have you ever heard the story of the scorpion and the frog? Are there NO good sharks? What about the ones on rollerblades from the 90’s?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Albert Wesker (Now black) cloned himself a few times and used them to conduct his own experiments.
            But Wesker was already a clone, one of the most successful clones in his entire line. Why didn't they just focus on the real plot instead of ripping themselves off poorly?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >But Wesker was already a clone
              No he wasn't

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Look up Project W, doofus. He's been a secret experiment with kitty cat eyes ever since his death in the Spencer estate was retconned.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which game was that in again? Oh that's right, non canon shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >RE5 and Code Veronica aren't canon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                RE4 isn't canon either, the series ended with Jill, HUNK, and Tofu flying off into the sunset, fight me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can't argue with a man that's 100% correct.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus you eat Tofu. Little brutal even for RE

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know there's a Tofu mode in one of the newer remakes, I wonder what the ending screen to that looks like now. Maybe it's Tofu eating a bowl of HUNK?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Project W
                not clones

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Res was never famous for writing that makes any sense but this is just absolue bullshit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you clone yourself to be black? Wouldn't you want to keep the white privilege?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Black privilege lets you loot and steal with no remorse and get away with it. White privilege gets you uhhhh fetishized by bug people and tacos?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            why would umbrella care if he cloned himself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No

        Holy shit, the fricking state

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        COMPLETE
        GLOBAL
        Black personIFICATION

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        LMAAAAAAAAAAO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blade?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        watching this webm made me realize resident evil is irredeemable, not because of the miscast, but the childishly characters and shallow plot
        this wesker character is so anime it can't be taken seriously

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Big pharma company tired of middling profits from legitimate drugs starts digging into the harnessing drugs for combat purposes. Many many side effects including turning people into """""zombies""""" and a small redneck police squad investigates. That's it. Really easy. Could have been the next stranger things type setting but we get this shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        blade reboot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some motherfrickers are always trying to ice skate uphill

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >black scientists
        most unrealistic thing in that webm by far
        immersion broken
        just like bucks are

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >immersion broken
          >just like bucks are
          Based and Tariqpilled

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wait they brought Blade into the Resident Evil universe?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It really is a multiverse of madness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol i wonder who must be behind the smear campaign when re5 came out. Roid redfield was way better than this steaming pile of shit even with shaniqua as sidekick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wth people love resident evil but they just don't want to watch our new modern series. I just dont get it!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >have script you bought from a troony at starbucks ten years ago
          >buy rights to franchise for marketing
          >change a few things in the troony script to make it """fit"""
          >take the one main character and change his name to one of the villains even though he acts nothing like him
          >YOOOOOOO ITS RESIDENT EVIL

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Some things only work in video games.
          Wesker zipping all over the place is cool in the games because you then fight him zipping all over the place.
          Just watching him zip around in live action is goofy as frick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but when it was white wesker it was easier to not think its stupid.
            >its the same guy from the game I like. Its kind of funny. I'll let it pass
            Black wesker is just a totally different moronic character. I cant excuse it because there is no link to the games I love.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Some things only work in video games.
              Wesker zipping all over the place is cool in the games because you then fight him zipping all over the place.
              Just watching him zip around in live action is goofy as frick.

              Wesker in the RE4 movie was kino

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nailed it right there.

                yeah but when it was white wesker it was easier to not think its stupid.
                >its the same guy from the game I like. Its kind of funny. I'll let it pass
                Black wesker is just a totally different moronic character. I cant excuse it because there is no link to the games I love.

                Least they could do was cast actors that had an ounce of resemblance to the characters of the franchise they were adapting their shit from.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's just the scene from the game. If only we knew how bad it would become later on, atleast Anderson made an attempt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What are you even on about?

                What were you expecting? Brown tinge or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry for confusion, English not my first language. I enjoyed that scene. I'm saying as much shit as Anderson got, he at least made an attempt to make the resident evil movies resident evil unlike this dog shit series with OCs everywhere. He got shit on for his Alice OC but then they went ahead and made a whole series with Alice OC

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know this did this with a lot of leeway because no one really took it seriously, but this is honestly worse than the black guy playing him in the show , though they both just do it as a knockoff Agent Smith
                Yea Wesker is supposed to condescending but a real stiff. it's a nuance, but god everyone short of Douglas butchers it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That movie came out 12 fricking years ago, i'm not saying it was a great movie but it looks way better than the shit they are producing these days. One must think visual effects would improve with time even for a small budget movie, but that's not the case.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I watched all 8 episodes, and this 25 seconds webm, is the only good part in the whole thing.
        Yes, it's "good" because it's "funny bad", but the rest of the show is not even that, just 8 hours of nothing fricking happening and utter boredom.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what about the Dua Lipa scene
          The show is carried by TWO 25 second meme scenes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, those two and the mutated croc had pretty good graphics (but they don't anything interesting with it).
            At least the actress playing Evelyn was hot, but not enough to make me watch more of this shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't even finished it yet, towards the end of episode 6 was too much for me. The sheer stupidity of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't even have the funniest part, when he's super-running out of the building while firing the gun behind him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is blade in Resident Evil?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blade?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the clone plot was based however the shitty mellow drama needed too go however that wont happen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a meth lab?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a shame they really tried to make the Umbrella labs look right, but went for a glorified shipping container for the most memorable scene in one on the show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit and I thought nothing could top the CEO dancing scene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Muttmerica are 109% negrified.

        Every aspect of mutt culture is submerged in Black person shit. Muttland is a Neo Mogadishu that Black folk dub "Wakanda". The mutt failed state is held hostage by troops of guerilla Black folk. Black folk dictate mutt politics -- which has led to the death spiral of its mortifying, modern-day Gomorrah. Right after circumcision, the vaxxed and autistic mutt child is trained to mimic the simian antics of Black folk. All film, TV, news etc. are replete with vomitous, Black person platitudes and Bacchanalian baboonery. Mutt food is insalubrious, salt and sugar soused, negrified slop -- inedible for any organism but mutts and Black folk. Mutt Black folk who anywhere else on Earth would be seen as barely-functional morons, are lavished in Muttmerica; and for just the spastic flailing of their gangly, knee length appendages. Black folk' primitive, tribal chatter -- of drug abuse, child rape, mass-murder using Israeli-made Uzis -- is ironically euphemised as rap "music", and afforded national anthem status. Black folk' anti-social, anti-civil "gansta" culture has supplanted the mutt constitution. The mantra, "BUILT FOR BBC" is the gospel and prayer uttered by every, halitosis-infused mutt breath. From womb to tomb, mutt prostitutes are conscripted as bestial cum dumpsters for its concupiscent, AIDS-spreading Black folk. Male or female, a mutt's most primal urge is having its every orifice fudge-packed by israelite knifed, turd-alike Black person dicks. Systematic and multi-generational demoralisation and dumbing-down of the mutt, has left it utterly incapable of all but obsequious groveling at the simian paws of its Black person "kangz". An askance glance from the jaundiced sclera of a ghastly Black person, cowers the craven mutt. The humps of crooked back mutts raise their Black folk' litter above their founding fathers and their crucifix affixed israelite. Nary a moment goes by in the piteous life of a woebegone mutt, when it is not submerged in Black person shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Blade?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Blade?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wait is this really the new RE? This looks more like some high budget african movie or something.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          an african RE adaption would be way more fun than this dreck

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            RE5 exists

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >me waiting for Netflix to fricking die already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes! I want Disney to control everything!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Theyre just going to cast a black dyke whoopdedoo

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    here's your netflix lady dimitrescu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, she’s not black or trans enough.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her time to shine!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie shut the frick up
      don't even joke about it
      before Wesker being the blackest dude possible and turning into Blade, I would laugh about it, but now you're just giving them ideas
      they hate Resident Evil almost as much as making money, so I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if she as cast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's NOT funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YES YES YES YES YES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not gonna watch it just because they introduce this meme 2 meters milf, cast is botched completely like black fricking wesker? come on.

      Gets it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a desperate attempt to drum up publicity. If they wanted people to watch it, they should have hired attractive white people to portray the main characters from the game.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Season 2
    yeah, right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying they won't double down

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See Cowboy Bebop

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pozflix will make it a troony. A black troony.

    So no.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they make a decent story about it, sure.

    RE Village sucked narratively as a whole. There are good parts, but it fits absolutely no where in the context of Resident Evil's story

    So in this instance, please go ahead and don't follow the original story. But also don't make her a 5'0" mulatto mongrel with no breasts.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they cast Christina Hendricks sure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the only way to do the character justice

      Christina Hendricks
      with CGI and forced perspective to make her nine feet tall

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haha if she's white and not fat

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >even youtube comments on this article are saying they'll cast Shaq

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Christina Hendricks is the only choice

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the first season and it sucked but God damn it now I'm keen for the second season

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In retrospect the lady d shit was such obvious astroturfed marketing. Video game zoomers are barely sentient and are aroused by very basic stimuli

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my penis is hype

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick dresses like this on a dinner with their children. women are so fricking lost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        where's a cornfield when you need one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          huh?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just a bot poster, ignore him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        touch grass, fricking gayot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >addicted to tattoos
        >showing breasts to attract male attention

        A single mother thats coping with life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        amen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Covered in tattoos, ugly bimbo, not a match at all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like right was modeled on the left. You’re just bitter.
        >but tattoos
        White body paint

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good fricking god.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. Which Black actress will play her I wonder, HmmMmmMmmmMm????? *chin scratch*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Michaela Coel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or they might hire christina hendriks for real who brings black wesker back to life just to settle the score 😉

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait for idiots to actually believe it and they cast Idris Elba to play her.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix is notoriously stingy as to what shows get renewed and this show flopped worse than Cowboy Bebop. It's never seeing a second season.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Basically all the netflix shows flop.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They can't even get the main cast correct, so what makes them believe that we will have faith in them correctly portraying Mommy D?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >PEOPLE LIKE THAT
    >LETS RUIN IT

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doamna Dumitrescu.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Showrunner has to like women first if he is like the producers of The Boys can expect a miscast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Araragi made the wrong choice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mother Miranda was hotter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Donna chads, where the FRICK are you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm here niqqa

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol i wonder who must be behind the smear campaign when re5 came out. Roid redfield was way better than this steaming pile of shit even with shaniqua as sidekick.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she won't be a giant sexy tit cow. This series is woke.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather they introduced a live action Wesker first. He seems more important to the plot.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its a requirement in the US to make some percentage of main characters black and brown if they want to be covered positively by media or receive awards. If you have any ambition at all and havnt already made a name, boom, black and brown lead characters. I assume black and brown charcters also get the tv show funding from the US government.

    So don't expect the US to make good tv anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      two things
      >blackrock
      and
      >larry fink
      that's all you need to understand

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ep4 is the only episode worth watching since it looks like Resident Evil

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wesker ơn that show is trash, why would he want to clone himself just so the other clones are depowered and dumb.
    This whole time I was expecting Wesker to whoop ass but instead he's everybody's b***h and dies.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol of course they do, how could anyone think they weren't going to include her in this rabidly gynocentric culture.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean come on. It has to be her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How tall is she?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        5'8, but Lady D is in her long dress the entire time, so she can wear some massive platform shoes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Or they can just use camera trickery like LOTR to get the hobbits to look small.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        making people look taller or shorter on screen is easy to do with a bit of work

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want a simple horror movie about cops in the haunted mansion, goddamit!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. I don't get the point of making a "Resident Evil" adaptation where it's just an action movie with zombies. I want an atmospheric mystery thriller set in a creepy old house.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ok with seeing webms here of the best/worst moments. That's enough.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes, keep ruining beloved IPs, indies creators taking over sooner

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >will you watch more pozzed agitprop made by people that hate you?
    No. Never. Tongue my anus.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix would make her a black woman with a huge afro

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The same thing happened with that abysmal Doom "movie" that came out a while back. After it flopped the director was like "Oh yeah we plan on including cacodemons and pinkies and all the popular demons if we get to make a sequel."

    They made shit, no one likes it, then they say something to hopefully not get their ass canned. Please just watch the RE show. Next season will randomly have a giant snusnu vampire!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The doom movie was litty though. Hard to adapt a first person game with no story so they did doom 3 and made some things work.

      But the biggest thing they had going for it is not overstaying it's welcome. They can cram all that shit into an 80 minute movie and call it a day, this series is like 8 hours long movie with too much fluff and filler with plots that dont go anywhere.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think you are confusing the moderately based Urban/Rock Doom movie from 20 years ago with the Netflix Feminism Doom Movie from two years ago

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick i didn't even know this existed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            watch it, it's not terrible, but reading this post makes me feel old

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Urban/Rock one is an alright bit of schlock.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I saw this the other night. What the frick were they thinking

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I did not even know about this. I'm glad I didn't.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Make shit tier flick
          >Slap popular game sticker.
          Its all so tiresome...

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Netwflix Resident Evil?
    How the frick, it takes place in a post apocalyptical Mad Max destroyed world.
    How the frick is it in any way compatible with the games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It takes place like 20 years after the vidya RE 5.

      I've played RE games up to 7, does 8 take place in the future?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, they'll probably make lady dimitrescu black

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like they'll do a full 180
    crazy

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I will jerk off to the character if it's hot just like I've done with that mexican mamacita though

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix here - what do you want us to ruin next?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Metro trilogy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fire emblem adaptation

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a trainwreck of direction. If you're going to make a zombie show, just pull from the first three games. The series is divided into 3 trilogies that are completely different and don't mix together well.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They couldn't afford her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She has the face and the height, but she's lacking in other....areas.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They already have Polish representation

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who would even be fit to play the role of a 9 foot tall tiddy mommy?

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s your Netflix Lady Dimitrescu

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are absolutely going to frick it up and not do ANYTHING remotely like "Fear The Walking Dead", at least a fricking spin-off of the regular show

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it'd probably be abysmal like she hulk.

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