What I take from it is >We were very happy with how fricking stupid the Milla Jovovich movies were >but unfortunately they didn't have nearly enough Blacks in them, so that's what we'll fix
Albert Wesker (Now black) cloned himself a few times and used them to conduct his own experiments. Umbrella found out and raided his goon cave, so he decided to kill them to hide the evidence even though Umbrella already knew and that's why they raided him. OG Wesker AKA Blade dies via volcano (Only mentioned) and two clones survive, one raising two girls who are the show's protagonists, and the other being nutty bi-polar and locked away for 15 years before escaping.
Stuff like that is very few and far between in the series. The cast of protagonists are frustratingly moronic and you're supposed to be rooting for them as they do northing but frick up over and over. It's unintentionally hilarious at times but not enough.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Emergency trips!
But yeah, the Resi games get ridiculously moronic at times so I think I might actually like it. I enjoyed Welcome to Racoon City which is unanimously agreed upon to be shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The fun moronic shit doesn't really start happening until like halfway through the season, but again there isn't a whole lot of it. It goes from teen girl highschool drama to giant zombie crocodile eating knocking a helicopter out of the sky.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Dont listen to this guy. Actual shill. The "fun moronic shit" is maybe 5 minutes of screentime throughout the first 8 episodes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The "fun moronic shit" is maybe 5 minutes of screentime throughout the first 8 episodes
That's basically what I just said dipshit, the fun moronic shit only happens several times.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You don’t know what the word “several” means.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Welcome to racoon city is much better than the show
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don't care what anyone says I thought it was great. Most faithful live action take on the series. Leon might have been turned into an idiot but he was hilarious, the police chief being an 80s nostalgiagay was endearing and they got the locations bang fricking on.
2 years ago
Anonymous
But they made Jill into a Black person.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Jill wasn't actually that bad. I preferred her to 3 Remake Jill at least. Wesker and Chris were really well cast, Claire was shit but Claire's always shit. The Lisa Trevor stuff was really bad, no excuses there but the majority of the film was what I wanted all the way back when I was a wee lad waiting for the first Paul WS Anderson film to come out.
0 is far worse and you know it. Code Veronica was at least a tech jump and really fricking weird. 0 felt like it was scaled back from REmake and it goes for stupid anime shit rather than straight up weirdness. It's awful.
2 years ago
Anonymous
A tech jump, yeah, with all those empty as frick 3D environments
2 years ago
Anonymous
At the time going from blocky lego men to actual character models was worth the sacrifice of the pre-rendered backgrounds. We also got Steve who is the best character in videogames.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>going from blocky lego men to actual character models was worth the sacrifice of the pre-rendered backgrounds
Worst of both worlds enjoyer over here.
You might not be a series fan but as someone who's been with the series since the beginning I can say that actually sounds appropriately batshit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It’s better to be the scorpion than the frog. Have you ever heard the story of the scorpion and the frog? Are there NO good sharks? What about the ones on rollerblades from the 90’s?
>Albert Wesker (Now black) cloned himself a few times and used them to conduct his own experiments.
But Wesker was already a clone, one of the most successful clones in his entire line. Why didn't they just focus on the real plot instead of ripping themselves off poorly?
watching this webm made me realize resident evil is irredeemable, not because of the miscast, but the childishly characters and shallow plot
this wesker character is so anime it can't be taken seriously
Big pharma company tired of middling profits from legitimate drugs starts digging into the harnessing drugs for combat purposes. Many many side effects including turning people into """""zombies""""" and a small redneck police squad investigates. That's it. Really easy. Could have been the next stranger things type setting but we get this shit
Lol i wonder who must be behind the smear campaign when re5 came out. Roid redfield was way better than this steaming pile of shit even with shaniqua as sidekick.
>have script you bought from a troony at starbucks ten years ago >buy rights to franchise for marketing >change a few things in the troony script to make it """fit""" >take the one main character and change his name to one of the villains even though he acts nothing like him >YOOOOOOO ITS RESIDENT EVIL
Some things only work in video games.
Wesker zipping all over the place is cool in the games because you then fight him zipping all over the place.
Just watching him zip around in live action is goofy as frick.
yeah but when it was white wesker it was easier to not think its stupid. >its the same guy from the game I like. Its kind of funny. I'll let it pass
Black wesker is just a totally different moronic character. I cant excuse it because there is no link to the games I love.
Some things only work in video games.
Wesker zipping all over the place is cool in the games because you then fight him zipping all over the place.
Just watching him zip around in live action is goofy as frick.
Wesker in the RE4 movie was kino
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nailed it right there.
yeah but when it was white wesker it was easier to not think its stupid. >its the same guy from the game I like. Its kind of funny. I'll let it pass
Black wesker is just a totally different moronic character. I cant excuse it because there is no link to the games I love.
Least they could do was cast actors that had an ounce of resemblance to the characters of the franchise they were adapting their shit from.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's just the scene from the game. If only we knew how bad it would become later on, atleast Anderson made an attempt
2 years ago
Anonymous
What are you even on about?
What were you expecting? Brown tinge or something?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sorry for confusion, English not my first language. I enjoyed that scene. I'm saying as much shit as Anderson got, he at least made an attempt to make the resident evil movies resident evil unlike this dog shit series with OCs everywhere. He got shit on for his Alice OC but then they went ahead and made a whole series with Alice OC
2 years ago
Anonymous
I know this did this with a lot of leeway because no one really took it seriously, but this is honestly worse than the black guy playing him in the show , though they both just do it as a knockoff Agent Smith
Yea Wesker is supposed to condescending but a real stiff. it's a nuance, but god everyone short of Douglas butchers it
2 years ago
Anonymous
That movie came out 12 fricking years ago, i'm not saying it was a great movie but it looks way better than the shit they are producing these days. One must think visual effects would improve with time even for a small budget movie, but that's not the case.
I watched all 8 episodes, and this 25 seconds webm, is the only good part in the whole thing.
Yes, it's "good" because it's "funny bad", but the rest of the show is not even that, just 8 hours of nothing fricking happening and utter boredom.
Ok, those two and the mutated croc had pretty good graphics (but they don't anything interesting with it).
At least the actress playing Evelyn was hot, but not enough to make me watch more of this shit.
It's a shame they really tried to make the Umbrella labs look right, but went for a glorified shipping container for the most memorable scene in one on the show.
Every aspect of mutt culture is submerged in Black person shit. Muttland is a Neo Mogadishu that Black folk dub "Wakanda". The mutt failed state is held hostage by troops of guerilla Black folk. Black folk dictate mutt politics -- which has led to the death spiral of its mortifying, modern-day Gomorrah. Right after circumcision, the vaxxed and autistic mutt child is trained to mimic the simian antics of Black folk. All film, TV, news etc. are replete with vomitous, Black person platitudes and Bacchanalian baboonery. Mutt food is insalubrious, salt and sugar soused, negrified slop -- inedible for any organism but mutts and Black folk. Mutt Black folk who anywhere else on Earth would be seen as barely-functional morons, are lavished in Muttmerica; and for just the spastic flailing of their gangly, knee length appendages. Black folk' primitive, tribal chatter -- of drug abuse, child rape, mass-murder using Israeli-made Uzis -- is ironically euphemised as rap "music", and afforded national anthem status. Black folk' anti-social, anti-civil "gansta" culture has supplanted the mutt constitution. The mantra, "BUILT FOR BBC" is the gospel and prayer uttered by every, halitosis-infused mutt breath. From womb to tomb, mutt prostitutes are conscripted as bestial cum dumpsters for its concupiscent, AIDS-spreading Black folk. Male or female, a mutt's most primal urge is having its every orifice fudge-packed by israelite knifed, turd-alike Black person dicks. Systematic and multi-generational demoralisation and dumbing-down of the mutt, has left it utterly incapable of all but obsequious groveling at the simian paws of its Black person "kangz". An askance glance from the jaundiced sclera of a ghastly Black person, cowers the craven mutt. The humps of crooked back mutts raise their Black folk' litter above their founding fathers and their crucifix affixed israelite. Nary a moment goes by in the piteous life of a woebegone mutt, when it is not submerged in Black person shit.
homie shut the frick up
don't even joke about it
before Wesker being the blackest dude possible and turning into Blade, I would laugh about it, but now you're just giving them ideas
they hate Resident Evil almost as much as making money, so I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if she as cast
This is a desperate attempt to drum up publicity. If they wanted people to watch it, they should have hired attractive white people to portray the main characters from the game.
Lol i wonder who must be behind the smear campaign when re5 came out. Roid redfield was way better than this steaming pile of shit even with shaniqua as sidekick.
Its a requirement in the US to make some percentage of main characters black and brown if they want to be covered positively by media or receive awards. If you have any ambition at all and havnt already made a name, boom, black and brown lead characters. I assume black and brown charcters also get the tv show funding from the US government.
Wesker ơn that show is trash, why would he want to clone himself just so the other clones are depowered and dumb.
This whole time I was expecting Wesker to whoop ass but instead he's everybody's b***h and dies.
Me too. I don't get the point of making a "Resident Evil" adaptation where it's just an action movie with zombies. I want an atmospheric mystery thriller set in a creepy old house.
The same thing happened with that abysmal Doom "movie" that came out a while back. After it flopped the director was like "Oh yeah we plan on including cacodemons and pinkies and all the popular demons if we get to make a sequel."
They made shit, no one likes it, then they say something to hopefully not get their ass canned. Please just watch the RE show. Next season will randomly have a giant snusnu vampire!
The doom movie was litty though. Hard to adapt a first person game with no story so they did doom 3 and made some things work.
But the biggest thing they had going for it is not overstaying it's welcome. They can cram all that shit into an 80 minute movie and call it a day, this series is like 8 hours long movie with too much fluff and filler with plots that dont go anywhere.
The Netwflix Resident Evil?
How the frick, it takes place in a post apocalyptical Mad Max destroyed world.
How the frick is it in any way compatible with the games?
What a trainwreck of direction. If you're going to make a zombie show, just pull from the first three games. The series is divided into 3 trilogies that are completely different and don't mix together well.
If Daddario is cast, yes
If it was a super tall lady with gigantic breasts, sure.
wouldnt that make absolutely no sense given the timeline of the universe
>Resident Evil
>timeline
>universe
>make sense
As a Resi fan who hasn't seen this new series yet that webm was very confusing.
What I take from it is
>We were very happy with how fricking stupid the Milla Jovovich movies were
>but unfortunately they didn't have nearly enough Blacks in them, so that's what we'll fix
Albert Wesker (Now black) cloned himself a few times and used them to conduct his own experiments. Umbrella found out and raided his goon cave, so he decided to kill them to hide the evidence even though Umbrella already knew and that's why they raided him. OG Wesker AKA Blade dies via volcano (Only mentioned) and two clones survive, one raising two girls who are the show's protagonists, and the other being nutty bi-polar and locked away for 15 years before escaping.
That sounds weirdly brilliant for some reason. Like Code Veronica tier shit.
Stuff like that is very few and far between in the series. The cast of protagonists are frustratingly moronic and you're supposed to be rooting for them as they do northing but frick up over and over. It's unintentionally hilarious at times but not enough.
Emergency trips!
But yeah, the Resi games get ridiculously moronic at times so I think I might actually like it. I enjoyed Welcome to Racoon City which is unanimously agreed upon to be shit.
The fun moronic shit doesn't really start happening until like halfway through the season, but again there isn't a whole lot of it. It goes from teen girl highschool drama to giant zombie crocodile eating knocking a helicopter out of the sky.
Dont listen to this guy. Actual shill. The "fun moronic shit" is maybe 5 minutes of screentime throughout the first 8 episodes.
>The "fun moronic shit" is maybe 5 minutes of screentime throughout the first 8 episodes
That's basically what I just said dipshit, the fun moronic shit only happens several times.
You don’t know what the word “several” means.
Welcome to racoon city is much better than the show
Don't care what anyone says I thought it was great. Most faithful live action take on the series. Leon might have been turned into an idiot but he was hilarious, the police chief being an 80s nostalgiagay was endearing and they got the locations bang fricking on.
But they made Jill into a Black person.
Jill wasn't actually that bad. I preferred her to 3 Remake Jill at least. Wesker and Chris were really well cast, Claire was shit but Claire's always shit. The Lisa Trevor stuff was really bad, no excuses there but the majority of the film was what I wanted all the way back when I was a wee lad waiting for the first Paul WS Anderson film to come out.
That's like comparing two turds
Code Veronica is the worst of the main series
0 is far worse and you know it. Code Veronica was at least a tech jump and really fricking weird. 0 felt like it was scaled back from REmake and it goes for stupid anime shit rather than straight up weirdness. It's awful.
A tech jump, yeah, with all those empty as frick 3D environments
At the time going from blocky lego men to actual character models was worth the sacrifice of the pre-rendered backgrounds. We also got Steve who is the best character in videogames.
>going from blocky lego men to actual character models was worth the sacrifice of the pre-rendered backgrounds
Worst of both worlds enjoyer over here.
>brilliant
Lol said the scorpion lmao
You might not be a series fan but as someone who's been with the series since the beginning I can say that actually sounds appropriately batshit.
It’s better to be the scorpion than the frog. Have you ever heard the story of the scorpion and the frog? Are there NO good sharks? What about the ones on rollerblades from the 90’s?
>Albert Wesker (Now black) cloned himself a few times and used them to conduct his own experiments.
But Wesker was already a clone, one of the most successful clones in his entire line. Why didn't they just focus on the real plot instead of ripping themselves off poorly?
>But Wesker was already a clone
No he wasn't
Look up Project W, doofus. He's been a secret experiment with kitty cat eyes ever since his death in the Spencer estate was retconned.
Which game was that in again? Oh that's right, non canon shit
>RE5 and Code Veronica aren't canon
RE4 isn't canon either, the series ended with Jill, HUNK, and Tofu flying off into the sunset, fight me.
I can't argue with a man that's 100% correct.
Jesus you eat Tofu. Little brutal even for RE
I know there's a Tofu mode in one of the newer remakes, I wonder what the ending screen to that looks like now. Maybe it's Tofu eating a bowl of HUNK?
>Project W
not clones
Res was never famous for writing that makes any sense but this is just absolue bullshit
Why would you clone yourself to be black? Wouldn't you want to keep the white privilege?
Black privilege lets you loot and steal with no remorse and get away with it. White privilege gets you uhhhh fetishized by bug people and tacos?
why would umbrella care if he cloned himself
No
Holy shit, the fricking state
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
Black personIFICATION
LMAAAAAAAAAAO
Blade?
watching this webm made me realize resident evil is irredeemable, not because of the miscast, but the childishly characters and shallow plot
this wesker character is so anime it can't be taken seriously
Big pharma company tired of middling profits from legitimate drugs starts digging into the harnessing drugs for combat purposes. Many many side effects including turning people into """""zombies""""" and a small redneck police squad investigates. That's it. Really easy. Could have been the next stranger things type setting but we get this shit
blade reboot
Some motherfrickers are always trying to ice skate uphill
>black scientists
most unrealistic thing in that webm by far
immersion broken
just like bucks are
>immersion broken
>just like bucks are
Based and Tariqpilled
Wait they brought Blade into the Resident Evil universe?
It really is a multiverse of madness
>wth people love resident evil but they just don't want to watch our new modern series. I just dont get it!
>have script you bought from a troony at starbucks ten years ago
>buy rights to franchise for marketing
>change a few things in the troony script to make it """fit"""
>take the one main character and change his name to one of the villains even though he acts nothing like him
>YOOOOOOO ITS RESIDENT EVIL
Some things only work in video games.
Wesker zipping all over the place is cool in the games because you then fight him zipping all over the place.
Just watching him zip around in live action is goofy as frick.
yeah but when it was white wesker it was easier to not think its stupid.
>its the same guy from the game I like. Its kind of funny. I'll let it pass
Black wesker is just a totally different moronic character. I cant excuse it because there is no link to the games I love.
Wesker in the RE4 movie was kino
Nailed it right there.
Least they could do was cast actors that had an ounce of resemblance to the characters of the franchise they were adapting their shit from.
It's just the scene from the game. If only we knew how bad it would become later on, atleast Anderson made an attempt
What are you even on about?
What were you expecting? Brown tinge or something?
Sorry for confusion, English not my first language. I enjoyed that scene. I'm saying as much shit as Anderson got, he at least made an attempt to make the resident evil movies resident evil unlike this dog shit series with OCs everywhere. He got shit on for his Alice OC but then they went ahead and made a whole series with Alice OC
I know this did this with a lot of leeway because no one really took it seriously, but this is honestly worse than the black guy playing him in the show , though they both just do it as a knockoff Agent Smith
Yea Wesker is supposed to condescending but a real stiff. it's a nuance, but god everyone short of Douglas butchers it
That movie came out 12 fricking years ago, i'm not saying it was a great movie but it looks way better than the shit they are producing these days. One must think visual effects would improve with time even for a small budget movie, but that's not the case.
I watched all 8 episodes, and this 25 seconds webm, is the only good part in the whole thing.
Yes, it's "good" because it's "funny bad", but the rest of the show is not even that, just 8 hours of nothing fricking happening and utter boredom.
what about the Dua Lipa scene
The show is carried by TWO 25 second meme scenes
Ok, those two and the mutated croc had pretty good graphics (but they don't anything interesting with it).
At least the actress playing Evelyn was hot, but not enough to make me watch more of this shit.
I haven't even finished it yet, towards the end of episode 6 was too much for me. The sheer stupidity of it.
It doesn't even have the funniest part, when he's super-running out of the building while firing the gun behind him
Why is blade in Resident Evil?
Blade?
the clone plot was based however the shitty mellow drama needed too go however that wont happen
Is that a meth lab?
It's a shame they really tried to make the Umbrella labs look right, but went for a glorified shipping container for the most memorable scene in one on the show.
holy shit and I thought nothing could top the CEO dancing scene
Muttmerica are 109% negrified.
Every aspect of mutt culture is submerged in Black person shit. Muttland is a Neo Mogadishu that Black folk dub "Wakanda". The mutt failed state is held hostage by troops of guerilla Black folk. Black folk dictate mutt politics -- which has led to the death spiral of its mortifying, modern-day Gomorrah. Right after circumcision, the vaxxed and autistic mutt child is trained to mimic the simian antics of Black folk. All film, TV, news etc. are replete with vomitous, Black person platitudes and Bacchanalian baboonery. Mutt food is insalubrious, salt and sugar soused, negrified slop -- inedible for any organism but mutts and Black folk. Mutt Black folk who anywhere else on Earth would be seen as barely-functional morons, are lavished in Muttmerica; and for just the spastic flailing of their gangly, knee length appendages. Black folk' primitive, tribal chatter -- of drug abuse, child rape, mass-murder using Israeli-made Uzis -- is ironically euphemised as rap "music", and afforded national anthem status. Black folk' anti-social, anti-civil "gansta" culture has supplanted the mutt constitution. The mantra, "BUILT FOR BBC" is the gospel and prayer uttered by every, halitosis-infused mutt breath. From womb to tomb, mutt prostitutes are conscripted as bestial cum dumpsters for its concupiscent, AIDS-spreading Black folk. Male or female, a mutt's most primal urge is having its every orifice fudge-packed by israelite knifed, turd-alike Black person dicks. Systematic and multi-generational demoralisation and dumbing-down of the mutt, has left it utterly incapable of all but obsequious groveling at the simian paws of its Black person "kangz". An askance glance from the jaundiced sclera of a ghastly Black person, cowers the craven mutt. The humps of crooked back mutts raise their Black folk' litter above their founding fathers and their crucifix affixed israelite. Nary a moment goes by in the piteous life of a woebegone mutt, when it is not submerged in Black person shit.
Is that Blade?
Is that Blade?
Wait is this really the new RE? This looks more like some high budget african movie or something.
an african RE adaption would be way more fun than this dreck
RE5 exists
>me waiting for Netflix to fricking die already
>Yes! I want Disney to control everything!
Theyre just going to cast a black dyke whoopdedoo
here's your netflix lady dimitrescu
No, she’s not black or trans enough.
Her time to shine!
homie shut the frick up
don't even joke about it
before Wesker being the blackest dude possible and turning into Blade, I would laugh about it, but now you're just giving them ideas
they hate Resident Evil almost as much as making money, so I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if she as cast
>Her
that's NOT funny
YES YES YES YES YES
I'm not gonna watch it just because they introduce this meme 2 meters milf, cast is botched completely like black fricking wesker? come on.
Gets it
This is a desperate attempt to drum up publicity. If they wanted people to watch it, they should have hired attractive white people to portray the main characters from the game.
>Season 2
yeah, right
>implying they won't double down
See Cowboy Bebop
Pozflix will make it a troony. A black troony.
So no.
If they make a decent story about it, sure.
RE Village sucked narratively as a whole. There are good parts, but it fits absolutely no where in the context of Resident Evil's story
So in this instance, please go ahead and don't follow the original story. But also don't make her a 5'0" mulatto mongrel with no breasts.
If they cast Christina Hendricks sure
Literally the only way to do the character justice
Christina Hendricks
with CGI and forced perspective to make her nine feet tall
haha if she's white and not fat
>even youtube comments on this article are saying they'll cast Shaq
Christina Hendricks is the only choice
I watched the first season and it sucked but God damn it now I'm keen for the second season
In retrospect the lady d shit was such obvious astroturfed marketing. Video game zoomers are barely sentient and are aroused by very basic stimuli
my penis is hype
who the frick dresses like this on a dinner with their children. women are so fricking lost
where's a cornfield when you need one
huh?
Just a bot poster, ignore him.
touch grass, fricking gayot
>addicted to tattoos
>showing breasts to attract male attention
A single mother thats coping with life
amen
Covered in tattoos, ugly bimbo, not a match at all.
It looks like right was modeled on the left. You’re just bitter.
>but tattoos
White body paint
Good fricking god.
Nice. Which Black actress will play her I wonder, HmmMmmMmmmMm????? *chin scratch*
Michaela Coel
Or they might hire christina hendriks for real who brings black wesker back to life just to settle the score 😉
Just wait for idiots to actually believe it and they cast Idris Elba to play her.
Netflix is notoriously stingy as to what shows get renewed and this show flopped worse than Cowboy Bebop. It's never seeing a second season.
Basically all the netflix shows flop.
They can't even get the main cast correct, so what makes them believe that we will have faith in them correctly portraying Mommy D?
>PEOPLE LIKE THAT
>LETS RUIN IT
Doamna Dumitrescu.
The Showrunner has to like women first if he is like the producers of The Boys can expect a miscast
Araragi made the wrong choice
Indeed.
Mother Miranda was hotter.
Donna chads, where the FRICK are you?
I'm here niqqa
Lol i wonder who must be behind the smear campaign when re5 came out. Roid redfield was way better than this steaming pile of shit even with shaniqua as sidekick.
she won't be a giant sexy tit cow. This series is woke.
I would rather they introduced a live action Wesker first. He seems more important to the plot.
Its a requirement in the US to make some percentage of main characters black and brown if they want to be covered positively by media or receive awards. If you have any ambition at all and havnt already made a name, boom, black and brown lead characters. I assume black and brown charcters also get the tv show funding from the US government.
So don't expect the US to make good tv anymore.
two things
>blackrock
and
>larry fink
that's all you need to understand
Ep4 is the only episode worth watching since it looks like Resident Evil
Wesker ơn that show is trash, why would he want to clone himself just so the other clones are depowered and dumb.
This whole time I was expecting Wesker to whoop ass but instead he's everybody's b***h and dies.
Lol of course they do, how could anyone think they weren't going to include her in this rabidly gynocentric culture.
I mean come on. It has to be her.
How tall is she?
5'8, but Lady D is in her long dress the entire time, so she can wear some massive platform shoes
Or they can just use camera trickery like LOTR to get the hobbits to look small.
making people look taller or shorter on screen is easy to do with a bit of work
I want a simple horror movie about cops in the haunted mansion, goddamit!
Me too. I don't get the point of making a "Resident Evil" adaptation where it's just an action movie with zombies. I want an atmospheric mystery thriller set in a creepy old house.
I'm ok with seeing webms here of the best/worst moments. That's enough.
yes, keep ruining beloved IPs, indies creators taking over sooner
>will you watch more pozzed agitprop made by people that hate you?
No. Never. Tongue my anus.
Netflix would make her a black woman with a huge afro
The same thing happened with that abysmal Doom "movie" that came out a while back. After it flopped the director was like "Oh yeah we plan on including cacodemons and pinkies and all the popular demons if we get to make a sequel."
They made shit, no one likes it, then they say something to hopefully not get their ass canned. Please just watch the RE show. Next season will randomly have a giant snusnu vampire!
The doom movie was litty though. Hard to adapt a first person game with no story so they did doom 3 and made some things work.
But the biggest thing they had going for it is not overstaying it's welcome. They can cram all that shit into an 80 minute movie and call it a day, this series is like 8 hours long movie with too much fluff and filler with plots that dont go anywhere.
I think you are confusing the moderately based Urban/Rock Doom movie from 20 years ago with the Netflix Feminism Doom Movie from two years ago
what the frick i didn't even know this existed
watch it, it's not terrible, but reading this post makes me feel old
The Urban/Rock one is an alright bit of schlock.
I saw this the other night. What the frick were they thinking
I did not even know about this. I'm glad I didn't.
>Make shit tier flick
>Slap popular game sticker.
Its all so tiresome...
The Netwflix Resident Evil?
How the frick, it takes place in a post apocalyptical Mad Max destroyed world.
How the frick is it in any way compatible with the games?
It takes place like 20 years after the vidya RE 5.
I've played RE games up to 7, does 8 take place in the future?
no, they'll probably make lady dimitrescu black
Sounds like they'll do a full 180
crazy
No, I will jerk off to the character if it's hot just like I've done with that mexican mamacita though
Netflix here - what do you want us to ruin next?
Metro trilogy.
fire emblem adaptation
What a trainwreck of direction. If you're going to make a zombie show, just pull from the first three games. The series is divided into 3 trilogies that are completely different and don't mix together well.
They couldn't afford her.
She has the face and the height, but she's lacking in other....areas.
They already have Polish representation
who would even be fit to play the role of a 9 foot tall tiddy mommy?
Here’s your Netflix Lady Dimitrescu
They are absolutely going to frick it up and not do ANYTHING remotely like "Fear The Walking Dead", at least a fricking spin-off of the regular show
it'd probably be abysmal like she hulk.