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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cant they fricking stop with this shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a big Willow fan or do you just feel obligated to give a frick since you're a republican?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i voted biden you stupid frick, eat shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're a liberal, who gets triggered about some identity representation in something you weren't going to watch anyway?
          Come back from the edge, bro.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >claims to be a liberal
            >isnt racist
            doing it wrong.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You do realize this is having the exact opposite effect of what you want, right? You’re continued efforts to shove identity representation into EVERYTHING is going to make people less accepting of you queers until relations get reset back to 1910’s levels.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              First of all, no it won't. The people who would be made "less accepting of the queers" probably weren't all that accepting to begin with.
              Secondly, The point isn't to make people more accepting, it's so that people who are different can see people like themselves being the hero of stories.
              This is especially true for black people (you people never understand this). When kids grow up and identify with a person on the screen they want to be like that person. If black kids only see black thugs on screen more of them will grow up to be thugs. If they see black people being upstanding members of society, more of them will grow up to be contributing members of society.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >we're gonna program Black folk to be good people with marvel movies
                lol
                lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I think blacks go as far as chest thumping in the theater and woo yeah shiiett when those characters. After that they'll go right back to being they way always are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can't reason with them. They don't even know what a Republican is, anyway. The person you replied to is the end result of decades of stupefying, low-brow brain rot engineered to perfection to be the pinnacle of moronic, ignorant useful idiot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It comes from meeting republicans. You people are not very impressive to talk to.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >voted Biden
          How you feeling about that these days champ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like Willow and the other guy who replied to you wasn't me, homosexual

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do they have hairy legs & pits?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I hope so, and a glorious thick bush

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course.
    Everything has to have gay shit in it. Tired of it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to FRICK Erin Kellyman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ew, what fricking race is this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cute

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blewish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All of them, I think. She is the embodiment of uncanny valley. And is a terrible actress. Which Disney exec is her dad? Because they are literally the only ones giving her work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cute

      https://i.imgur.com/P79f8Kg.jpg

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am now controlling the world through true magic. All you have to do is wish all black people disappear at it will happen. Prey for it, think about it before your bed time, speak to the tiny female that lurks in your heart and tell her you are the master and as she desires the beatings and fornication do nothing but say you are the master and black people will be no more.

    Jesus will provide.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like black people more than you people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You won't if you ever had to deal with a random distribution of them on a cognitive level.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Have you? Cus I've worked and lived with black people for 15 years now.
          Is your perception of reality actually BASED ON reality or is it just junk that /misc/ feeds you that you think is an accurate representation of reality?
          >I know what black people are like but I never talk to them

          Republicans are traitors. Embarrassments. backwards peasants who keep my country from becoming better. Black people have earned their keep with just cultural contributions to American soft power influence. Republicans haven't added shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >backwards peasants who keep my country from becoming better.
            if you're actually saying this unironically, not as bait, you're too far gone
            you're brainwashed, living in a delusion, due to advancement of technology leading to a complacement life without hardships

            i, for one, cannot wait until our electricity finally goes down the tubes due to the eventual EMP/nuke war with China, and all you limp wristed fricking homosexuals who couldn't even live like we did 100 years ago die of fricking starvation or water poisoning

            fricking touch grass and work a real job

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Projecting much? I promise you that in every single thing you just brought up I'm better than you.
              Job
              Work ethic
              Real world experiences

              All of it. I'm even taller than you.
              You people are not Americans. You all stopped being Americans in my book on January 6th. As far as things going down the tubes? I'm not worried, because real Americans aren't praying on the downfall of the country and there's more of us than there are of you.
              P.s. I'm also a better shot than you.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Funny thing is, the little girl/baby who played Elora Danan in the original film grew up to be a dyke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't a mutt goblin c**t

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The new actress playing Elora is the one on the right, not the goblin.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, that's supposedly the daughter of Madmartigan and Sorsha. The other chick is likely Elora given the hair color.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They cast a brunette as elora and a mutt red head as her love interest? Frick this shit.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i just laughed so fricking hard, yeah that was the best part of willow, the subversion of family and the western world

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh well, they can destroy my memories

    ?list=PLF9941020C92E8799&t=146

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't they make soundtracks like this anymore?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actually looks decent. Im shocked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Actually looks decent. Im shocked
      but the problem is that anyone can actually watch the trailer for themselves whats the point of this low effort trolling?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf this rusty Black again why is she in everything

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *smacks forehead*

    Oh yeah THAT was the missing part about Willow... j3wish propaganda! It was right in front of our faces this whole time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you mean "israeli"?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is the kiddie streaming service so interested in pushing gay shit to children?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is every big corporation doing the same thing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not for kids. Nobody under the age or 30 has even seen or cares about Willow.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they will never get my money, ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they will never get my money, ever
      im debtmaxxing and already consulted a bankruptcy lawyer, they can kiss my nuts all of them

  14. 2 years ago
    afatoldman

    Is that the lady from The Green Knight?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most fans of Willow are queer women so I'm not surprised.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i watched it as a 6 year old and it was a fantastic movie but then again, at the time, there were so many great fantasty movies
      just within the adjacent years were such gems as legend and princess bride, ah man what a great time to be alive
      unlike now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you want to watch new Willow shit now as a grown adult? No. This show is for genderfluid teens who watched the movie a year ago.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you want to watch new Willow shit now as a grown adult?
          if it was good hell yes brother
          mad martigan shitting on pecs and defeating the forces of evil all while catching HPV by sucking his polluted wifes meat flaps oh god bro its hell world

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no such thing as a lesbian.

    Let me ask you this.

    If you are a "lesbian", do you use dildos? You
    enjoy a penis inside of you, right? Do you have your partner penetrate you with a strap-on? You like it when someone penetrates you with a penis, right?

    So you'd enjoy having sex with a man. You crave being penetrated by a penis.

    You're not a lesbian.

    Okay, maybe you are saying, you are attracted to the female form. You are not attracted to men, you like the way women look, with their petite form and soft skin.

    But many of you lesbians are together with women, who actually look like men. If you get fricked by a masculine woman with a strap-on, wouldn't you also enjoy sex with a man?

    What about a troony? If you like getting penetrated by a woman with a strap-on, then surely you'd also like getting penetrated by a transsexual. Looks like a woman and has a penis.

    But a troony is still a man. So you're not a lesbian. You like having sex with a man. It's a feminine man, with a wig and breasts, but still a man.

    You have simply been disappointed by men so much that you think women are better for you. Or you feel inadequate as a woman, because you don't look feminine enough, so you think no man worth anything would take you, so you just try to be a man yourself and have sex with women.

    There are no lesbians.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they still use toys that are derived from men. The vegana is more sensitive than the penis. If dick is in there and it's man behind it you can think just shot off your pussy? Foolish pride in hating men.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >diverse disney shlock

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    NOOOOOOOOOOOO

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that ginBlack person is viscerally offensive to look at

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