Willow is the best fantasy show period. Better than Rings of Ass or House of the Boring
Willow is the best fantasy show period. Better than Rings of Ass or House of the Boring
Willow is the best fantasy show period. Better than Rings of Ass or House of the Boring
Unfortunatelly for you Dark Crystal Age of Resistance exists
The dyke on the left is ruining it sadly
This
Kit is my favorite. In a bad show she is the worst. She is so selfish and egotistical and hypocritical but she's cute and her girlfriend is that ugly Black frecklebeast. Makes me diamonds thinking about killing her gf infront of her and then raping her with my dick til I get tired then rupturing her insides with like a corncob or broomstick. Frick I wanna rape kit to death so badly.
Just garotting her would be enough, imo
Damn bro
Haven't watched it but why not keep them both as rape slaves and mind break them into loving you and birthing you many sons?
Ok frecklebeast can live, she can be the toilet, I'll feed Kit a variety of large easily digestible meals too. That will turn them against eachother.
Would be kino without the shit music and weird superfluous scenes like
>He doesn't enjoy lesbian vegan lumberjanes penn & teller.
Ngmi
They might have been better if their role had been more than
>show up
>refuse to elaborate on where they came from
>die horribly
Seriously, that's like the worst way to do representations.
It’s from same crew that did the Jumanji reboots. Literally doing same rock music slide show at the end
>Would be kino
have a nice day
I'm too kino for that loser shite
You want disgusting mutt mutt children like Prince Harry?
prince harry's wife is actually sexy, just moronic. the orange black chick from willow is hideous. blacks and red heads make the worst offspring.
>prince harry's wife is actually sexy
She really isn't.
Kit is my favorite. She's played by Ruby Cruz. I've been a fan of Ruby Cruz since she acted with Sarah Gadon in the show Castle Rock.
I Google ruby Cruz and all I get is Latina porno
She doesn't have a Wikipedia page yet. She was essentially a nobody when she was got cast in that show with Sarah Gadon.
She also was in Mare of Eastown, she played Cailee Spaeny's bestfriend. What's funny is that Cailee Spaeny had been cast for Kit in the first place, Cruz is replacing her.
But anon, pretty much any random show is better than the two you mentionned.
is it about women?
if so ill pass
Worse, it’s about women and manlets
Reminder all nu willow is homosexual shit.
For me it was fantasy Darth Vader.
I miss him
Does Nu-Willow have a Nu-Kael?
No. It’s worst. The Black person ginger is his bastard
>The Black person ginger is his bastard
Reminder all nu willow is homosexual shit.
For me it's when Mad Martigan's daughter apologizes to Kael's daughter for her hero father killing her villain father and then the girls make out.
Does that shit really happen in the show?
Yes the cute dyke is mad Martians daughter and frecklebeast is Karl's. They are about to make out after apologizing for their dads and then a troll on a line(get it an online troll) stops them from making out and kidnaps Kit. I shit you not.
give me an HBO sarah j maas adaptation
>MY QUEEN
>I HAVE DESTROYED THE CASTLE OF GALLADOOM
I roleplay as Kael in Chivalry 2.
kit is perfect
she has huge braless breasts hidden away by billowy clothes
Actually looks comfy at a glance
have a nice day.
Is "peck" at least still used as a racism?
>Is "peck" at least still used as a racism?
Yes but each episode in which it occurs begins with a trigger warning.
I spent 20 years calling my brother, peck.
I believed so. No court political schemes, no cheap melodrama, non ambiguous deconstructed evil, just a party on an adventure with a decent ration between action and exposition. Pretty nice visuals too, could have been great. Sadly they decided to do the "orcs are not evil! they were misunderstood and manipulated by the far right media" thing and fricked it up. 4 out of 4 terrible fantasy shows... i legit can`t believe every single one turned out to be bad.
>willow
Ginger Black folk fantastical lesbo adventure
featuring : warwick "shortstax" Davis
If it gets a season 2, which is doubtful. They need to ditch the zoomer dialogue and hire a better costume designer. And yeah, ditch the rock music