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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy ad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the engagement.

      actually feel bad for him. He just wanted to do something nice and it went bad due to faulty electrics.

      Yep, feel really bad for him as well. I heard he's a nice guy.

      Is this the Baskin Roberts poster?

      I don't understand what you mean.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    actually feel bad for him. He just wanted to do something nice and it went bad due to faulty electrics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy right here is who falls for cons and grifts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >due to faulty electrics.
      He set up some tables and balloons and called it a Willy Wonka experience. If he isn't an outright con artist he is at the very least a fricking idiot.
      And if this isn't bait, you're a fricking idiot too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a con artist and it finally caught up with him. His Twitter was full of get rich quick bullshit before he nuked it. I watched a video of him trying to sell me the secrets to financial success, filmed from a bedsit somewhere in Scotland.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a famous con artist, just you wait he'll try to profit off this

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the Baskin Roberts poster?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When's his Netflix documentary? This was Fyre Festival 2.0

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This was Fyre Festival 2.0
      In no reality was this anything like Fyre Festival. Hyperbole, like a woman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mote like Fyre Festival Jr

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    qrd?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a quick rundown on all this. I only know about the sad girl oompa loompa and the guy in the mask.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He set up what was basically equivalent to a jumble sale at the town hall, promoted it as a Willy Wonka experience with very misleading advertisement, then charged people five times what it costs to go see Wonka in the cinema. The whole thing was widely mocked and now he's being a b***h homie for sympathy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guy burned himself alive outside of the Israel embassy so media scrambled for a story to push. The first thing that got on their desk was a shitty low budget willy wonka factory. We had to pretend it was the funniest shit ever for a week. Now after people stopped talking about the guy who burned himself alive it dropped off the map and we don't talk about the shitty unfunny willy wonka thing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This isn’t the first time a guy burning himself alive was memory holed. So guy in Chicago burned himself alive to protest the Iraq war and it was only a tiny paragraph in the local paper.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >only a tiny paragraph in the local paper
          don't people die all the time in chicago? why should one narcissist get all the limelight

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people burn themselves to death all the time
            ikr? For example, this was only a small blurb in the Saigon Times.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > mentally ill moron kills himself in one of the most painful ways possible for a bunch of sand monkeys who hate him
        > no one gives a frick anyway becuase of a mildly interesting scam in scotland
        grim

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in the future, every moron will have their 15 seconds of fame

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did Cinemaphile become a comment section for Twitter?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is missing the part where he literally said
    >my tummy hurts

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's actually a conceptual artist who's interested in consumer culture and its spirit-crushing effects. His work is an interactive experience designed to provoke the audience.

    You see, the art is of such low quality that the audience can't help but question the very nature of art itself, and why they'd seek any further engagement with an artist of any kind in a world where something as tasteless and horrific as the Wonka experience exists. The idea is to urge the audience to ask themselves, "why do I seek fulfillment in things outside of myself?"

    Quite brilliant, actually.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    trust fund band

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No matter what happened, the picture of the sad woman is the funniest thing I've seen so far this year and I'm happy for it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's rule 34 nudified on paheal now.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    crocodile tears

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >willy wanker

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