Cinemaphile wins again. is anyone surprised?
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>inb4 chuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUDS!!!1!
woke lost
I love how Disney, with all their clout, money and resources, can't force people to like their slop. I'm surprised they haven't cut RT a check to just change the audience score.
They already make them freeze audience scores.
The discrepancy between critics score and audience score is enough for people to tell something is up and that it doesn't really represent the show's quality. So that means a lot of people will be watching for the sake of curiosity
the opposite of what you said is true
>I'm surprised they haven't cut RT a check to just change the audience score.
They did. RT deleted thousands of audience reviews. But even with that, it still wasn't enough. The real audience score is probably much lower.
I don't get why they don't just pay a bunch of jeets to review-bomb it in a positive direction. Say it was "fans of The Acolyte stand up to right-wing review bombing!"
Maybe it costs less to pay them to push le review bombing narrative.
That's because there is no such thing as review bombing. The audience score is real.
If this could all be manipulated then they would do so from the beginning. You stated it yourself: just review bomb in the opposite direction. It says a lot about how powerless Disney is when they simply can't.
>I'm surprised they haven't cut RT a check to just change the audience score.
They did for episode IX. This shit's real audience score must be close to zero
>For The Audience Scorers
>HOW DARE YOU CHUDS DISLIKE THIS WORK OF ARTISTIC GENIUS
>15%? HOW EMBARRASSING, FOR YOU
How the frick is it that after 10 years of antagonistic marketing, they still are doing it? They lost. They obviously lost.
It's called double, i mean tripl..wait qua...er QUINTUPLING down. Yes. Fingers in ears, BLAH BLAH I CAN'T HEAR YOU ASLONG AS BLACKROCK GIVES ME THE CHECK! mode.
They should restrict flyover states from giving audience scores
I'm out of the loop, why is this series so bad?
Lesbian space witches hold the TRUE answers of the universe, not those stinky Jedi. It's called "The Thread," not "The Force," and those chuds have been using it all wrong.
Jesus
George Lucas must be spinning in his grave
you make it sound like something i want to watch
it kind of feels like an idiot had an idea for a really bad "lesbian space witches who are oppressed by evil men" show and was begrudgingly forced to try to make it sort of fit into star wars
and then it was produced with the usual Disney+ level of kwality - noticeably shit acting, awful cinematography, blurry indian CG etc
it's doubtless the worst star wars content ever produced, there isn't a single defensible thing about it. and then the musical scene where the lesbian space witches anakin up a couple of Black twins out of "the thread"
>coven of lesbian space witches
>most of them are ugly mystery meat
they can't even get the most basic stuff right
It's okay, not great not terrible (think The Wire level writing with bad CGI). The "problem" is that it's a little too woke
>The Wire level writing
lol fricking what
the Wire is smart
this show opens with a woman being arrested for a murder committed on the other side of the galaxy with trillions of people in it, based on the description of a bartender which somehow was so exact it pointed to her, exactly. right away. theis woman has been working on her spaceship the whole time, surrounded by witnesses, on the wrong side of the galaxy, aka the most airtight alibi possible. the jedi don't even bother to ask, arrest her, but stick their suspected jedi murderer on some prison transport without any supervision, and after a fortunate prison break just happens to happen, then the transport crashes and the jedi have to go and rearrest her, whereupon they say "ok, yeah, i believe you now" - then the lady's twin sister some bad guy is revealed on a beach, talking to the other woman, and then he just lights up his red lightsaber to let the audience know he's a sith, even though that makes no sense whatsoever in the context of a conversation
and that's the least dumb episode. it gets worse with every new one
I like how they flew the single eyewitness across the galaxy to point her out in person rather than show him a holo or whatever.
Also Ahsoka showed how easy it is to survive impaling by lightsaber, but in this opening a 3 inch knife to the chest drops you dead instantly
Ir's all the worst parts of the recent Star Wars shows without preestablished likable characters to fall back on.
15/100 is what Disney Wars is without nostalgia baiting
think Yoda will appear?
It's wonderful, truly a joyous revelation to behold
I'm trans btw don't know if that matters
ywnbaw
There's your (you)
have a nice day
I haven't actually watched it but from what I gather the plot is a coven of lesbian force users during the days of the High Republic (the galactic golden age a few hundred years before the prequels) who call The Force "The Thread" use The Force to create twins who then go on some sort of plot.
The concept unironically sounds really interesting but of course it's nu-Wars so you're dealing with bad acting, low-budget cgi, incoherent plot, poorly-coreographed fights, and a seeming allergy to taking any sort of narrative risk.
Even the "people" that like it can't explain how or why it's good. They can only deflect and say that the things the detractors are complaining about don't really matter. That alone says it all.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/4k5a9Abh8npg_Qsq97CLNA/
Pathetic.
More like "Alco-Dyke" amirite?
Chud world, you only live on it
who is this audience scorer?
An elite haxxor known as Luggage lad.
15% of the audience enjoys 50% of the disney slop
>Literally no the kids are wrong.
We have reached the end. I no longer regret that our society is about to fall, and I muse about whether the Romans did.
"So embarrassing, Not ForUs For You!"
Fat ugly homosexuals
>HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE THIS CYNICAL CORPORATE PRODUCT THAT'LL BE FORGOTTEN IN A WEEK
chuds need to be careful, i might end up spite watching this if you dont shut up about it
Go ahead homosexual, make my epoch epic.
imagine insulting a group of message board posters.
that's such a reddit thing to do.
>THE POWER OF ONE
>THE POWER OF TWO
>THE POWER OF FIFTEEEEEEEEN
EVERYTHING BURNS CHUDS. UNTIL YOU GET THE MESSAGE IT ALL BURNS
The tomatometer is fricking garbage. 6.8 is shit
>80/20 fresh-rotten ratio means it's 84% fresh and a 6.8/10
>nobody (not even star wars sloppers like me) is watching this
>the few people who are think its shit
the power of one
the power of two
the power OOOOHH LAWDY MMMMM HONEY YOU GOTTA WASH DAT CHICKEN
Star Wars starring Ms. Peachez would be better than this tbh
I mean, It certainly isn't a victory for Disney, that's for sure.
It's not a victory for us either, because they'll just keep making this stuff. If not Star Wars, then something else.
>they'll just keep making this stuff
Sure, but at least low scores are a reassurance that people aren't taking it seriously. And the fact that people keep writing seething articles about it means that it bothers them.
Normies don't watch this nu-wars shit. You can tell what normies are watching because they never shut the frick up about it -- they watched Stranger Things, Tiger King, Squid Game, apparently a lot of them are watching Bridgerton now -- but they're not watching nu-wars.
>because they'll just keep making this stuff
That's the biggest victory, because this stuff is them lighting 9 figure money piles on fire to try to fuel their ideology. Bankrupting them is the goal.
Disney is never going bankrupt. Even with all the bombs last year, they still made a shitload of money.
I like that though, if they keep making garbage I keep laughing at them and their billion losses with my Cinemaphilebros. When TLJ crashed and burned the franchise was the best time I've ever had on this board
>If I bring down that score, will you die?
>It will be very embarasing.
>That's a low score!
>For you.
>that kid that tried to laugh his way out of getting bullied
>that kid is Paul Tassi
>and he still thinks he can laugh out of getting his ass kicked
KEK
>paul tassi
>coming in with a gay opinion
wow I didn't see that one coming