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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SSP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute Shin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very cute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit Farti

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute Shin

      Very cute.

      Where can one check the views?
      Something that can be trusted?
      How do these shows compare to other?

      based shinbros

      For the love of god just make stormtrooper band of brothers already, you will regain all of your lost straight white male audience

      that scene in Solo where he was a regular soldier on a battlefield was badass and I wish we had seen more

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's such a cutie patootie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would give anything to ride in her wienerpit if you get what i am saying

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See ya in 3 days, bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sabine is built for SSP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really can't imagine Favreau giving a shit about Star Wars

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have any of these people seen the OT?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how can these two dumpy basedbrained buttholes be in charge of Star Wars?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stinky Sith Pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute Shin

      Very cute.

      I'm primarily talking about the planet where thrawn was. How much of that was truly location. None of it felt like location.

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      based shinbros

      [...]
      that scene in Solo where he was a regular soldier on a battlefield was badass and I wish we had seen more

      hey now, shin's actress did a good job of portraying that powerful, ambitious, but still untested young woman

      >bland white cis woman
      disgusting chud taste

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shin HOTTIE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i hope sabine wren saves her from that desolate shithole and they cuddle

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if acolyte is any indication disney doesn't give a frick anymore and we're getting a kiss scene with them in S2

            Stinky Sith Pussy

            I'm burying my face in that SSP zero hesitation... #realhomieshit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              disney star wars would be redeemed instantly if sabine forced herself on shin and shin was all flustered and didn't know what to do and let it happen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they make him the main character?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...and wasn't Ashoka like half the budget?
    Yeah, this thing is dead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $100mil - Ahsoka
      $180mil - The Acolyte

      Disney-Disaster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        $250 million - Andor
        $90 million - Kenobi
        Why are they giving such high budget to literal who characters?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who plans these budgets?!?
          How can a media giant be that incompetent?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because they don't have actual businessmen calling the shots. If they did, most of this shit wouldn't have gotten greenlit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's actually exactly who is calling the shots. Specifically "It's easier to hide you stole a million dollars out of a 100 Million dollar budget than a 2 million dollar budget." That and the executive class is all now run by MBA's, who see producing a sellable product as commie thinking and believe that you actually generate profit by laying of staff, cutting features so you can sell them separately, forcing a subscription model, and so on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, Andor was not only the only actually good one of these shows, but also the only one that actually looks like it was filmed with any kind of set and prop budget. So it might be the only one that earned the right to that money.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but also the only one that actually looks like it was filmed with any kind of set and prop budget
            every show until andor was filmed with stagecraft, they didn't do location scouting until that episode in mando s2 where boba returns on tython
            andor legitimately was the first one that used sets

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah it's godawful how bad some of these shows look, like the "epic" "invasion" of Mandalore in MandoS3 consisting of 8 people packed so closely together they can't turn around without hitting each other. Or Obi Wan having farcical scenes like them not being able to walk around a 6 foot wide gate because the set does not extend far enough for them to actually physically walk around it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Kenobi
          >90 mil over 271 minutes
          >0.332 million per episode

          >Andor
          >250 mil over 553 minutes
          >0.452 million per episode

          They did get more budget, but it's not that dramatic when you compare per episode/runtime. Also Andor did way more instead of shooting scenes in random fields and quarries.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Andor was literally the only thing they did that people liked.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I really believe it's money laundering now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Money laundering DEI propaganda

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those got leaked. But this is the "AMAZING Acolyte YAAS Premiere" in context:

        Mando S3: 23.51 million views
        Obi-Wan Kenobi: 11.27 million views
        Book of Boba Fett: 10.33 million views
        Ahsoka: 8.55 million views
        Acolyte: 6.8 million views (estimate)

        So it has like... no legs

        Wtf... that can't be sustainable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Make 6 episode shows for hundreds of millions.
        >Meanwhile Netflix made shit like Baby Reindeer for a tiny fraction of the cost.
        >22 million viewers.
        >All the viral marketing from influencers and people speculating about who Martha was.
        >One of the biggest hits of the year.
        Modern Disney is embarassing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >All the viral marketing from influencers
          This is a huge problem. They're gonna pander to influencers (or already does). Just look at how Friday becoming a tiktok trend and now they make every content that is tiktok-able.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >$100mil - Ahsoka
        >$180mil - The Acolyte
        its funny that in spite of their gigantic budgets they get 1/20th the views of a mrbeast episode

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the funny thing is how star wars should be one of the cheapest IPs to do repetitious material for. it's all costumes and tin can machines that were easy to scrap together in the 80s. just build the shit and reuse it infinitely.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ, what did they spend all the money on? saw some of Ashoka and it’s the most bland, poorly rendered shit. truly where did the money go? (yeah yeah I already know)

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where can one check the views?
    Something that can be trusted?
    How do these shows compare to other?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those got leaked. But this is the "AMAZING Acolyte YAAS Premiere" in context:

      Mando S3: 23.51 million views
      Obi-Wan Kenobi: 11.27 million views
      Book of Boba Fett: 10.33 million views
      Ahsoka: 8.55 million views
      Acolyte: 6.8 million views (estimate)

      So it has like... no legs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Those got leaked

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hate that this grifter homosexual was right. Now he’ll be even more insufferable.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that you both know and care means that Doomwiener has already won

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn't he parodied in one she-hulk episode? He's the king of grifters.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hate that this grifter homosexual was right. Now he’ll be even more insufferable.

          The fact that you both know and care means that Doomwiener has already won

          >sources in Disney indicate KK will be out in two weeks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uhhh wheres Andor?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          andor is for the intelligent and there's few of those people on earth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in kinosphere

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Those got leaked
        nielsen ratings are leaks now?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gotta love that descending curve.
        if they keep on the same path, the next show will premiere at 3-4 mill
        and they will still blame nazis
        and they will make another one
        and it will get 2 mill views
        and then again
        and again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Will they every explain why everyone else isn't watching?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't you know? we White Males use the White Side of the Force to keep women, queers and brownskins from watching movies and shows they would love.
            we're just THAT powerful.

            the truth is, doesn't matter how much they say "this wasn't made for you!" they still want straight white males to consume and love the product.
            they really don't understand how that's done, tho.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're telling me a show that looks like it was made for the CW about a bunch of stupid women talking about their feelings and stupid witch shit isn't appealing to star wars fans

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Wars fans complain about fanservice, but they only care about fanservice
    Go figure

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least Ahsoka was kind of watchable and inoffensive with a lot of big lady butts in tight pants.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a 6/10 for the first half but second half was absolute trash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough but Ray and the ass shots were good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Ru-Paul?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the love of god just make stormtrooper band of brothers already, you will regain all of your lost straight white male audience

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or they could do a cool X-Wing vs Tie Fighter type of plot like Squadrons but make it not shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they could
        but they can't
        they're willfully incompetent and spiteful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope.
      havent touched anything sw related since TFA.
      some anon in a thread yesterday said he might consider giving sw another chance if disney makes daisy ridley suck his dick and I will now make the same stipulation
      anything short of that I wil categorically never ever under any circumstance even consider giving anything with the star wars brand another chance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Daisy Ridley is disgusting, I don't want her anywhere near my dick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the point is for many manbabie star wars fans like myself the bridge is burned forever

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At least you admit you're a manbaby

            Andor was literally the only thing they did that people liked.

            Almost nobody watched it and it's boring slop

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like Andor but I don't believe that many people watched it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Depends when the chart was made. It got a really weak start but people warmed up to it with word of mouth.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >running through hoops to pretend people watched Andor

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Andor had meh numbers at first but 10x better legs than other Disney+ shows.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >engagement interactions
                This is like when they say "hours watched" instead of viewers or how many viewers watched the WHOLE thing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the opposite. View numbers big corps show you are shit like people watching it for 10 minutes on the phone and closing. Engagement is actual popularity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They don't truly specify what engagement is anymore than hours watched or the rest of it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                andor only has that many views because they put the first arc on abc
                without the numbers would be lower than ahsoka

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It did fine for a slow show made for people with IQ above 80 (so like 10% of SW fanbase).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Andor is made for the average airhead Star Wars fan who could be impressed by it's intro to political science tier writing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >heist arc
                >prison arc
                >cereal getting closer and closer to Imperial pussy
                It's not that deep but it was entertaining while doing a lot different genres

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was as entertaining as reading a polysci textbook

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but but my IQ is actually 85 so cope and seethe!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There isn't one thing that Andor doesn't wear on it's sleeve

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >heist arc
                >prison arc
                >cereal getting closer and closer to Imperial pussy
                It's not that deep but it was entertaining while doing a lot different genres

                It was as entertaining as reading a polysci textbook

                muh Blandor!!!!!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This guy is an enormous homosexual and Andor is bland

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's a little more likeable now that he's completely mindbroken and not defending NuWars at all anymore.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I'm not giving SW another chance until NuWars is retconned. Gonna need an apology from Disney too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah pass star wars is dead. I won't watch it until they sell the IP or go out of business. I don't care if every movie ticket comes with a blowjob.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the sort of thing that Mandalorian was doing so well in the beginning, making something that was less a Star Wars show and more just a scifi show in the Star Wars universe. But it didn't matter how successful it was or how much people loved it in contrast to the poor general sentiment around the franchise when it came out, nothing could stop them destroying it by making it about all those Iconic Characters You Know And Love and then sidelining the main character for a female version that nobody likes. They're allergic to quality. Andor only came out good because Disney didn't care about it and Tony Gilroy never wants to work for Disney again so he doesn't care about playing the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Andor only came out good
        lol
        >because Disney didn't care about it
        Yeah, bro, totally, Shitsney didn't care about the product they've wasted $250 million on. And where KK is a literal executive producer. You are not very bright.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice arguing bro, by which I mean NOT nice arguing, because your arguments aren't good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your lost straight white male audience
      what makes you think they want it? Disney makes kino for underrepresented groups only.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are less whites in the world than blacks and the movies still bomb. Makes you think.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its because most black people don't care about Star Wars and will call it "white people shit" or something. They don't even say it like its a bad thing; its just not their interests.

          If Disney wanted to appeal to black people, they should do it by saying "No, Star Wars isn't just white people shit", but instead they blame whitey for some reason.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >~~*for some reason.*~~
            I wonder why

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they will never not see it as white people shit.
            lets be real
            they like to see it get corrupted and cheer on the fact that white people culture is getting neutered by lgbtq+dei - but they don't want to become a part of it, they just want to wait it out for it to die and build on the ashes with the chinese, arabs and indians

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >underrepresented
        for the next 500 years that rhetoric is not gonna fly anymore after all this plays out the way it looks like its going

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Sabine

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's only just beginning

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible actress playing terrible character. Peak correction setting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok, gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gets mogged by Disney World employee
          pathetic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon that isn't fair, all the park actors are better than the film actors

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >gets mogged by Disney World employee
              pathetic

              they genuinely look like crap

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they genuinely look like crap
                and yet they're still better actors and have better sex appeal than their film/show counterparts. i don't have park rey's ig but her ass is so fat i wanna shove my head up there and suffocate

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and yet they're still better actors and have better sex appeal than their film/show counterparts
                they don't they are fricking dogshit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon you aren't fooling anyone
                a plank of wood is better at acting than daisy ridley

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek Ridley and Jones acted circles around Carrie Fisher

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would kill 100 people to eat Daisy Ridley's ass Park Rey is a nothing burger

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek Ridley and Jones acted circles around Carrie Fisher

                post hands + post numbers + timestamps you filthy shitskins

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you posted some b***h with a Black person nose

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she does have that robert pattinson "shovelface" look

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You nailed it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Were you trying to find the ugliest woman possible or was that happy accident?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              These kids don't know what a good looking woman looks like and it's obvious

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shows that the social conditioning they've been exposed to since infancy is working. They've been reprogrammed to not recognize beauty.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know they could be programmed to be this moronic but they somehow are

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              they genuinely look like crap

              These kids don't know what a good looking woman looks like and it's obvious

              Shows that the social conditioning they've been exposed to since infancy is working. They've been reprogrammed to not recognize beauty.

              I don't know they could be programmed to be this moronic but they somehow are

              >muh yellow fever
              you homosexuals need to get better taste and your testosterone levels checked.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's pretty but you have to admit she's not good at acting anon
          hers was the weakest performance in the whole show and that's saying something with dawson's portrayal of ahsoka

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone but Ray was pretty bad to mediocre. I don't remember Rosario Dawson being such a stiff actress

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              hey now, shin's actress did a good job of portraying that powerful, ambitious, but still untested young woman

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney is distilling their fans down to the pure essence of onions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >latina
      >It's a duck
      They're fundamentally wrong-headed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everything must be racialised, gendered and politicized.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everything must be racialised, gendered and politicized.

        >BRO BUGS BUNNY IS AMERICAN AND SPEAKS ENGLISH, FRICKING DEI Black folk XD

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, thanks for giving an example.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do the people who b***h for more blacks and trannies not watch this themselves? Or are there that few of them who actually want this?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lesbians, ACKolyte: 😐
    >lesbians, Ahsoka: 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frickable white woman and based ray stevenson 😀
      >oogaboogas and literal troonys >:x

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      congrats, you've figured out that lesbians are acceptable when they're attractive (something all boys over the age of 14 know)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lesbians, japan: Ah, sou ka

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tony gilroy could have made this show ultra kino and he wouldn't even have to change much, just make it in a competent way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tony gilroy could have made this show ultra kino

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahsoka was putrid shit too. Frick off with the waifu homosexualry moron.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's so tiresome

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ashoka is actually good though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't. It is a non-show. Nothing gets resolved, it is all set up. It is all Filoni cartoon character plotlines with plenty of EU sequel stuff pushed in. All it is? An attempt to recontextualise the sequels with sequels-lite 2.0.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ashoka is actually good though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is if you skip every scene that doesnt have Ahsoka or shin hati

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But Sabine is fricking cute

          An still, this remains some of the best star wars storytelling done in 4 minutes.

          ?t=6

          Kys immediately for having such a dogshit opinion

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok disney shill, still not watching your acolyte show.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't care if you watch the acolyte jerking off to a video game cutscene is just not a good look

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok you are a homosexual for disliking that trailer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are an uber homosexual for claiming a vidya trailer has storytelling

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You must be the real homosexual here for thinking A: video game trailers cant have storytelling and B) Because you don't think that's good storytelling but shit like acolyte is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never once advocated for the acolyte, you are not someone who has taste if you think a video game trailer has anything worth discussing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you watched it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                morons were jerking off to that trailer years ago, you might have been 6 at the time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course, because it's pretty good and tells a lot in 4 minutes of what a lot of other media can't. And i wasn't six either you massive homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tells a lot in 4 mintues of what a lot of other media can't
                Too bad you think poorly edited ps3 cutscenes are better than anything filmed for real

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >poorly edited ps3 cutscenes
                Now i know you are a troll

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It looks like your run of the mill forgettable ps3 graphics and or forgettable cutscene, please aim higher

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can't hear worthless trolls

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my shitty game cutscene on youtube is quality you are the troll
                You are a prime example of a star wars fan with little taste

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you are a prime example of a homosexual when you call it a game cutscene
                homosexual homosexual homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sabine being rebellious at all times against common sense
      >Ahsoka just standing with her arms crossed, talking slowly, like that's gonna make her come across as wise
      >Thrawn being a tactical genius because every time he loses he just says it's a good thing and doesn't get angry about it
      >Tennant being gay but as a droid
      only good things were Shin and Baylan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only good things were Shin and Baylan.
        People who shill them as good are mistaken. They were fine but boring. They literally did nothing. Now maybe that is okay in comparison to the rest of the dumpster fire, but it is still only meh.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They were fine but boring. They literally did nothing
          exactly, that entire show was terrible

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's better than ahsoka so far honestly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KYS sister

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >left
    ugly black woman
    >right
    ugly black woman

    they made the same show twice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Asoka has a fatter ass, superior ugly black woman

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You Thought Disney Killed Star Wars
    At this point, Devil Mouse executives are going to find themselves facing criminal charges in Florida under Title XLVI, Chapter 872, Section 6. They’re not content with destroying the canon, degrading the characters, and demolishing any modicum of competent storytelling, they’ve now Marion Zimmer Bradleed the Force itself.

    Dyke Witches
    oh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The preachers in the eighties were right.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >decent camerawork

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice cherrypick kek
      or was that your reaction in visual form? why not both. as i said dave aped any good angle in that show from either george or the japanese because until the last jedi dave had no fricking clue how to work a camera, there's a reason animation was his strong suit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nice cherrypick
        I was havin' a giggle m8 not cherry picking. That being said I still don't like how the show looks, especially with the big CG set they use. The planet felt flat and boring.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          remember when people said they could recognize it was Pedro Pascal in the armor when he was wearing the helmet, then it came out that he never even on set unless there was a scene without the helmet to shoot?
          ok, when I said people it was probably just redditors or twittards so not really people, but you know what I mean.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah they were actually pointing out brendan wayne when they thought it was pedro and the brazilian stunt double kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Volume was a mistake. It's so ugly and soulless.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They made it work in Mando S1&2. But that's because whoever was filming understood its limitations and made the show with that in mind. All the other stuff just uses it as a way to be lazy.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I feel like it is fine for Tatooine etc. But the planet they were on in Ahsoka looked bad? It almost looked like matte painting star trek season 1 levels of eh.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ahsoka has a lot less of the Volume than you think. I think I read somewhere it was more than a 50/50 split of going on location

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm primarily talking about the planet where thrawn was. How much of that was truly location. None of it felt like location.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm primarily talking about the planet where thrawn was. How much of that was truly location. None of it felt like location.

                ahsoka didn't actually do any locational filming, but they did send people to parts of scotland to film the landscape to load into the stagecraft screens
                the whole show was stagecraft and a few sets

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The episode where they arrived to Peridea was the best and better than most of the Disney live-action. Looked great and had kino atmosphere. It was also the last good episode of the show. Ep 7 directed by some poo sucked ass and the finale was a shitshow.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The episode where they arrived to Peridea was the best and better than most of the Disney live-action
            this show was poorly filmed and poorly written. You fricking idiot

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Those scenes are pretty good stills.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                3x4s don't make things better automatically, anon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >this show was poorly filmed
              Why? Describe what's wrong with any of those shots.
              >You fricking idiot
              You mad?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it was soooo kino when they built that tower top set in the volume and then just filmed the entire show there!!!!! And the shitily crafted fight scenes were amazing too!!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I see. Concession accepted.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and dont forget how kino it was to put BBC propaganda into star wars

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mutt's Law.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am not trying to be rude anon, but I feel like you're overdosing on copium. You can take a bunch of shots and put them together to make it look cool but that doesn't mean the thing was good. As had been said previously, it is a Filoni cartoon continuation and sequel recontextualisation. Nothing was really gained from this show, nothing paid off. It was set ups and boring characters. Ahsoka stood there, arms crossed times ten. I feel like you're grasping at straws far too hard.

            The problem with Disney is, at best, even when it is "meh" and not offensively bad, it is hollow. Sometimes that hollowness is worse for me than the outright awful shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are legitimately a braindead Black person. That post was in reply to the way the show looks, the CG and camera work. The entire wall of text you've written is entirely pointless in relation to that post.

              In terms of the actual content, all of the D+ shows are useless filler that you can skip entirely and lose nothing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "kino atmosphere" implies more than cg and camera work.
                >You are legitimately a braindead Black person.
                And you're a homosexual copium addicted troon. The CG and camera work is lazy, but you put it all together in an image to try and imply any of it is good or meaningful because you are a base moron. You're no different to the redditors who do the exact same thing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"kino atmosphere" implies more than cg and camera work.
                You are right. It also implies sound editing, foley, soundtrack and the overall "feel" of the setting. All of those were great in that episode, coupled with good CG and camera work, which made for kino atmosphere.
                >The CG and camera work is lazy,
                Yeah? How so?
                >but you put it all together in an image to try and imply any of it is good
                It is.
                >because you are a base moron.
                Base moron? What's that? Lot's of projection here on your part.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Lot's of projection here on your part.
                You literally threw out the insults first, anon, don't get snippy.
                >You are right. It also implies sound editing, foley, soundtrack and the overall "feel" of the setting. All of those were great in that episode, coupled with good CG and camera work, which made for kino atmosphere.
                Feel of the setting? Flat boring uninteresting planets in the volume stage. Characters stand around with very little emotion and terrible acting, barely even moving or in motion. So much standing around, arms crossed, whether Ahsoka or Hera. Terrible choreography and scenes. There was no "feel" of the setting considering there wasn't location shots. Even the music just tries to ape off of older SW while trying to feel sweeping but with what... There is nothing to get invested in. If you truly think any of that is epic, go and read a concept art book. In fact a concept art book is more entertaining.

                You can offer nothing more than "atmosphere" and "feel" while cherry picking a bunch of stuff for your reddit photo collage. But there is no soul in any of it and no point in anything you say.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Feel of the setting?
                That's right. That is what is called "atmosphere", "vibe" or "feel".
                >Flat boring uninteresting planets in the volume stage.
                Yeah, sorry it wasn't another desert or forest. BuT iT's ShOt oN lOcAtIoN! JJ Abrahams, is that you? The desolate location of Peridea was the point. It was a dead planet surrounded by a ring of whale bones.
                >Characters stand around with very little emotion and terrible acting, barely even moving or in motion. So much standing around, arms crossed, whether Ahsoka or Hera. Terrible choreography and scenes.
                Literally irrelevant to the atmosphere.
                >There was no "feel" of the setting considering there wasn't location shots.
                Refer to greentext #2. TL;DR: you are a moron. Location shooting doesn't automatically make anything better. You are a genuine moron.
                >Even the music just tries to ape off of older SW while trying to feel sweeping but with what...
                No, not really. There were a few John Williams-inspired tracks, but most of the stuff for Ahsoka was very Oriental-inspired and unique, a lot different from the rest of SW.
                >You can offer nothing more than "atmosphere" and "feel" while cherry picking a bunch of stuff for your reddit photo collage.
                I guess I'll accept your concession, then. If you can't make up a good looking cinegrid for your movie - a visual medium - then your movie failed on the most fundamental level.
                >no point in anything you say.
                homie, you literally have no idea what you're talking about.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That's right. That is what is called "atmosphere", "vibe" or "feel".
                Buzzwords, where is the argument.
                >Yeah, sorry it wasn't another desert or forest. BuT iT's ShOt oN lOcAtIoN! JJ Abrahams
                Strawman of course.
                >The desolate location of Peridea was the point
                And the surface of Peridea didn't really push desolate at all. Not in the visuals or music.
                >Literally irrelevant to the atmosphere.
                You can't have atmosphere if it is populated by voids.
                >Location shooting doesn't automatically make anything better
                Strawman, never said it did, but anything would be better than what we got.
                >No, not really.
                You're deaf.
                >I guess I'll accept your concession, then.
                Oh you're one of those autists. Nah, no concession m8, you lost.
                >homie, you literally have no idea what you're talking about.
                And you're a Disney shill. Next you'll be throwing out a TLJ grid saying that had atmosphere.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He kinda had the better arguments you just scribbled "maah soooul and fefees"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >all of the D+ shows are useless filler that you can skip entirely and lose nothing.
                this is honestly the best part of the shows, all the relevant information i need is in 1-6

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >top left looks like final fantasy XXVIII
            >every other shot looks like grey/brown sludge

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Final Fantasy would make this star wars property more worthwhile on the merit of elevating it by it's brand beyond being just star wars. Star war is fricking moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shadman

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never watch any of these shows but I enjoy watching them crash and burn taking several peoples' careers with them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I enjoy watching them crash and burn taking several peoples' careers with them
      These shows have probably made more careers than what they've "destroyed" at this point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Disney execs won't suffer for this, but the actors will. Other companies don't have Disney's resources to pump out flop after flop. If all your film-making credits are flops, it doesn't inspire anyone to hire you. When Disney inevitably drops these people they will never work in Hollywood again.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao. YouTube videos get more views than these shows

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a shit?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An still, this remains some of the best star wars storytelling done in 4 minutes.

    ?t=6

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. The Maul vs. OB duel in Rebels.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot take: episode 3 will be the most watch Star Wars episode and Inside Out 2 will make 100 million out of nowhere get your Disney calls now if a degen gambler

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nerdrotic's review of Ep3 is pretty funny

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The reason why Thrawn was so different was because he picked up a deathstick habit

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really think people should create their own media as a kind of counter culture. And I know that sounds daunting or dismissive, but I think it'll be good for media as a whole.

    When people see non agenda driven stuff get more support, and all the other guys saying "Th-that's just chuds! We're actually good, and we say the correct messages, so we're better!" hollyweird's little spell will wear off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This content will only get banned or hidden by the algorithm and demonetized

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Consider this: all the anti-nu starwars people are banned or hidden by the algorithm and demonitized, and they're still notable for Disney to make satirical versions of them in their media, and actively tell people "its a vocal minority with the power to manipulate other viewers".

        If Disney thinks those guys are powerful, its time for you to think you can be just as powerful. Demonetization be damned.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rightoids can't create art. They've barely managed to "get" podcasts, and that shit got old quick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You aren't wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been saying for years I would rather watch a star wars movie or show made by any random anon in a star wars thread.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've genuinely not seen a single webm of this show until that witch chant. No one gives a frick. Not even stills of any nice framing or anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's pretty bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not even stills of any nice framing or anything
      Because there isn't any.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le mystery of what bad the Jedi is that they did objectively nothing wrong outside of not genociding this weirdo cult
    Too bad the writers are too moronic to understand their own plot.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Kathleen Kennedy for Andor.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why Disney wants Marvel and Star Wars to be a Disney Princess brand/franchise badly. That's like cutting the profit more than half.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole purpose of buying Marvel in the first place was to reach a male audience. I don't know what the frick they're thinking the past 5-10 years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I understood their initial intentions to make girls feel empowered but now it feels forced and the numbers prove it. It almost feels anti-male in a toxic way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even when it wasn't owned by Disney Star Wars was still a Princess brand, are you forgetting how ANH begins with PRINCESS Leia??? plus the heroes journey and all that. I get your point with Marvel but Star Wars has always been like this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but they didn't target the girlboss crowd because they know that doesn't make money
        lucas knew to target the male audience because they have money to waste, and women will join in so they can get fricked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars has always been like this. Padme's costumes and Natalie being hot are arguably the most memorable and iconic parts of the prequels.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because number must go up. There must be infinite growth or the shareholder class will riot. If something is popular with males that means you are not getting money from the ~50% of people who are not males. You can't manufacture more males, so instead you sell to girls. You can point out that one singular product can't appeal to literally everyone all you want, You can scream to the heavens that the old demographic will stop buying if you cater too much to a different one, but the shareholder class won't listen, they want infinite growth and they demand it this quarter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >be disney
        >buy marvel and lucasfilm
        >literally be handed the keys to the kingdom of male targeted sales, pretty much guaranteed to never fail
        >try to market to women
        >lose both markets and fail immediately
        why did the fans do this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You'd think the success of Barbie might have given them a hint. Give a little something for the guys who got dragged to watch the Barbie but don't forget the main audience you want to buy tickets are obviously women.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks Ryan Gosling was there for a male audience
            lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I do. My mom complained about how he was too old to be Ken.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Marvel and Star Wars had hot men women
          >better make the women terrible both in looks and personality
          >turn men into cucks
          >WHY ARE MEN AND WOMEN NOT COOMSOOMING?
          Are boomers, gen x and millennials in Disney that moronic?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why does it always come down to "ewww women are gross!" with you gays?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why did the fans do this?
          disney is making shows for females and numales, your time is over. Theres no Star Wars for Old Men.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Star Wars was never for men, it started out for Children, then evolved towards the shitlords that made it "their culture".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why did the fans do this?

          Boomer driven Catabolic Collapse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Truthpilled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And remember, the media wants you to think all women are universally underpaid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure that's money they earned themselves that they spend so egregiously

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Wars started out as a princess brand
    Sure buddy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Carrie Fisher is hot" is more of a modern opinion. This photoshoot is half sexy, half jokey for starters.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this Star Wars has shed roughly 4 million fans between these two things being released or did Ahsoka just have like 4million fans from the cartoons and shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a mix of Rebels fans and people who wanted to see Hayden

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people who wanted to see Hayden
        I really wish they used punished Anakin properly for its own sake instead of using the imagery of the character for other people's stories.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is no more punished Anakin after RotJ. He's a happy boy now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its kind of stupid to have his force ghost show up where he isnt the redeemed anakin, hes still the grey area weirdo child killer for some reason thanks Dave Filoni you moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'd like to believe Anakin's ghost was just being spooky just for the lesson he was giving Ahsoka and not that concept that was rightfully thrown out of ghost Anakin still struggling with forgiveness

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick are you talking about?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i still have a problem with George replacing Sabastian Shaw as old anakin, but if you watch Assoka you'll see that Anakin is still all dark for no reason, but basically because Dave Filoni didnt know how to write a redeemed anakin force ghost and instead settled for the old anakin

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're moronic. It was redeemed Anakin, he was just teaching a lesson. It was theatrics. He wasn't some kind of half-evil dark ghost. He was pretending. You were unironically too dense to get that, somehow, even though it was fricking obvious.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hes literally the same butthole he was in the prequels.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anakin's ghost exists in all timelines cause he transcended the force itself, he's essentially a god

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the Frick did the $180 million budget go!? What did they spend the money on?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They spent fricking $50 million in just preproduction. If it's not money laundering it's just sheer incompetence.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What did they spend the money on?
      hookers and blow, every time.

      i would give anything to ride in her wienerpit if you get what i am saying

      >i would give anything to ride in her wienerpit if you get what i am saying
      what did he mean by this

      There is no more punished Anakin after RotJ. He's a happy boy now

      its kind of stupid to have his force ghost show up where he isnt the redeemed anakin, hes still the grey area weirdo child killer for some reason thanks Dave Filoni you moron

      I'd like to believe Anakin's ghost was just being spooky just for the lesson he was giving Ahsoka and not that concept that was rightfully thrown out of ghost Anakin still struggling with forgiveness

      unironically i'm so fricking tilted they made ghost anakin appear in his episode 3 getup
      like you stupid frick dave, he literally has the ghost jedi robes on at the end of jedi, he can't just magically change his outfit whenever he feels like
      it was fine for when ahsoka was in the world between worlds because that was arguably her own projection of anakin from the last time she saw him in that state but regardless of the ambiguity of that anakin, the anakin that appeared at the end watching over his former padawan should have absolutely been wearing picrel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hayden said he didn't even know what he was filming for when he filmed this shot. It was such a typical George moment.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he can't just magically change his outfit whenever he feels like
        Why not?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because I had dinner with Darth Vader on Coruscant at Dex's Diner last week

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the acolyte is so genuinely bad that i want to see it get worse and worse as each episode premieres
    I can't imagine having so much free time and so little else to do that I spend hours watching something that I don't even like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm currently out of a job, that's why.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Iktf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even then, how old are you? Are you really so bereft of entertainment that you'd waste hours watching this absolute garbage when the average show 20 years ago is a hundred times better. Or even forget television, the average book or video game was a hundred times better. Playing with your pets is a hundred times better. Make it make sense

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Even then, how old are you?
          anon you should know better that age has no bearing on the sort of slop one chooses to watch, we all have our guilty pleasures and levels which we will drop to
          for the record i'm about to be 33

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even the troony brigade that infest my local pub were ripping on this shit

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled can we admit this episode was pretty good if you were a kid? I kinda see what they were going for with this.

    What if you were brought up in a homeschooled religious cult and some CPS people came in and said you were special and needed to meet kids your own age? Like what if we don't nerd out about the lore ONCE and just take it for what it is? Its like a fable. Once I did that I felt a little emotion. Like just imagine yourself as a kid and needing to go through that. It made the episode 6/10 for me I dunno it was kind of emotional when the girl finds out her mom dies its sad. I just wish the mom was on fire and dead so it didn't feel like they should try to revive her. That was a copout.

    I still think this show sucks because 1) everyone supposedly did this gay crime that the girl brought upon herself and yet they all end up dying in revenge

    2) Episode 4 isn't going to be violent and awesome its probably just going to have the girl talk to the tree and the other girl train as a Jedi. At best Episode 5 and 6 will have some okay action.

    1/10 as a SW episode but 6/10 as a normal TV show I felt sad for the kids. It was a good tragedy.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    14 m Is nothing btw

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >11 million views
    >153.6 million subscribers
    It has never been more over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, I forgot about Luke Skywalker

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its all women ruining everything, imagine putting your mum in charge of making a star wars show, that's what this shit is

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didney is aware their best star wars series is Andor right?
    Right...?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just rename it Sheboon Wars at this point, Disney has made their intentions clear.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm guessing that at this point disney isn't making much money on the movies themselves but instead are raking in merch money or something
    i don't get how making these shitty ultra expensive tv shows is profitable

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