With all the amazing true historical events that Hollywood so far has left untouched, what has the most kino potential?
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With all the amazing true historical events that Hollywood so far has left untouched, what has the most kino potential?
Easy answer
>african dictator
sorry anon, best we can do is another movie about hitler
When I was a kid I stopped pooping. It started in 1st grade and went up until I was 17. I don't know why I started but after a while it continued because I was afraid that I would rip my ass open or shit out my intestines if I tried. Nothing ever got impacted though because there was always some pushing its way out so I always had a thick shit paste between my cheeks. I must have smelled pretty bad.
how did no one stop you? did you live in some shithole country or something?
I live in America. I guess my parents just thought I smelled bad.
You are a disgrace to our nation
Unironically write a book
when I was a kid i remember there was a period of time when i was 6 where i would poop like once ever 4 or 5 days
Same but I continued to like till I was eighteen.
Insane dictators would make great movies. Also I'd like more down to earth ye olden times movies with insane to modern audiences shit happening. Like slice of life pieces with 80% of children stillbirthing and constant fear of hunger or warbands destroying everything in a 100km straight line with bodies everywhere.
Demetrius, is that you?
>be me
>high school
>hold poos in all the time because its fun
>on a record of poo holding
>its been a little over 2 weeks
>massive poo cramps periodically but then go away
>turn green in school, feel like Im going to pass out
>get sent home
>violently shit for hours
>still sick
>still shitting
>finally this weird right-angle small cloggy thing shoots out of my ass
>literally looks like it came from the bend in picrel
>instantly feel better
>go play with my tech deck and enjoy the early day home from school
They could name this movie “The Longest Yard”.
There is always an overlap with poop headlines and India. What is going on there??
1.3 billion shits per day at least
Imagine the smell.
I went two weeks without shitting and in the end I had to use my fingers to help pull the turd out of my ass (it was as solid as marble), and it ripped my butthole and left a massive pool of bright red blood in the toilet bowl
Did you cum?
Imagine being Indian and not being able to participate in your culture of street shitting with friends.
She was a shitcel, if you want
Fecal retention boosts your test, if you're not doing NoShit in 2024 then you're ngmi.
She didn't really shit if it was removed via surgery. Inaccurate record. I want a recount.
did it beat cartmans number?
I would want a movie about the lady in new york that made her own baby called ”froggy” by molding pieces of meat together and dressing it up.
It even had a mouth and could be fed 😀 (its a true story, look it up)
Of course it's an Indian
The Siege of Cawnpore, 1857.
Women can shit out an entire baby but a football sized poo needed surgery?
Frick John Wayne, that's the real Duke right there.
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Cortez
I could fill a football with 3 days of shit.
I know a guy who only shits every 2 days or so, sometimes he goes longer than that. He's in good shape, goes to the gym, aesthetic, eats a healthy diet. He says there's a lot when he does to to the bathroom but still, this has always puzzled me. I only go like once a day but once every few days? That's wild, I kind of envy that
I do the same thing
> He's in good shape, goes to the gym, aesthetic, eats a healthy diet.
I was the exact same way when I went all in on keto, I assumed it was just a result of the high protein/low carb diet
I don't get how someone going to the gym can do that. I'm eating alot since I want some sweet gainz since getting too thin and I usually gotta go twice a day.
Dude tell your brother to get it together with his diet. That is not healthy at all. I mean you can eat like shit and still go only once a day. Four times is too much unless he has some bowel disease.
>Dude tell your brother
I take it you havent lived with someone self-destructive. Im the same way with booze, but Im 140lbs and only poop in the morning. It's no use saying anything, they KNOW it's wrong. Same way I know I shouldnt drink as much as I do.
I had serious bowel issues when I was a teenager. Once I didn't shit for 27 days and what passed looked like a cannon ball. I'm in my 30s now and still sometimes get the fear when I don't shit for a couple of days. I went on an international trip last month and only shit twice in ten days.
>ate at a lovely restaurant on sunday
>diarrhoea since
A succulent Chinese meal?
My brother shits like 4 times a day and always has to tell me, we live together.
I dont fricking care dude
>My brother shits like 4 times a day
Ew he needs to fix his diet
>always tells me
Lmao
He eats horribly, and everytime he tells me
>hey man I gotta poop
it maddens me. I know he knows it does. I gotta start making real money soon. We've had an apartment for 3 years but I can't deal anymore. He's cool enough otherwise but goddamn.
>Indians literally have names like Poojs, Darshit, Repoody, etc.
Why are they so obsessed with feces?
I went 2 weeks without shitting once. The shit was gigantic and I nearly passed out, but damn it felt good on its way out.
I remember that bawd, she refused to shit in the open out of fear of being raped so she helped it in. She wears a colon bag now.
When my friend was dying of abdominal cancer he couldn't shit at all, it was all constricted. He actually vomited feces at one point.
Byzantium
I normally shit like 2-3 times a day. Is that not normal?
i once twisted my knee heavily and i got opio painkillers for that. For 5 days i shat nothing and it was already so unpleasant that i dropped the opio, got myself some laxatives+ strong coffee and the amount i shat that day was legendary