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With no bullshit why did it flop
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ugly fat chin
You know why. Everybody knows why.
what
I don't know I was hoping you would say.
It was the gay shit. Millions of parents decided to not take their kids to see it.
Meca here,Yes that's a deterrent for a few parents
>> was at night premiere because nothing more to do
>> empowered niggress movie the first 10 minutes but not so annoying
>> Then suddenly (because plot) she was married
>> 2 minutes later she was pregnant but still the audience don't know the parent
>> 1 minute more "magical lesbian baby"
>> Lupita 9yo suddenly ask her Mom; "if she was married with another women how got a baby?"
>> One minute of mental gymnastics then a classic parental moment of; "STFU and eat your popcorn Lupita!"
>> I laughed at another parents claim: "lesbos aren't real Carlitos"
Yeap those parents fully enjoy NuDisney entertainment and gonna share a well thoughtful opinion with others
First: The entire premise is flawed from the get go. Buzz Lightyear is a toy, we literally spend the entire first movie drilling that into the audience and the character's head. He isn't the space man, he's a toy. We spent nearly 30 years with the toy, there was no need for us to ever see the movie/show he was based on. Even then, we already had that with the cartoon show. So what is this? They insist it's the movie Andy watched, but then what was the cartoon, and why do we care what Andy watched? So there, right away is one problem: This isn't Buzz Lightyear, it's an in-universe fictional character that inspired a toy that we know as Buzz Lightyear.
Second: Toy Story is well past it's shelf life for trying spin-offs and tie-ins.
they did the movie with the exclusive purpose to sell toys
also whoever is in charge of disney nowadays is creatively infertile
As somebody that is not going to see it:
>After it's first trailer, I don't have any faith I will see the Buzz Lightyear from thee box of Toy Story, a hammy guy that says a lot of one liners, is ridiculous at all levels and is fun.
>The only thing I've seen about this movie out of the first trailer is that it's banned in muslim shitholes because gays.
It's flopping because there is no reasons to watch it.
It feels so unnecessary. Oh yeah it is also pozzed and guess whos the biggest audience for it
chuddie
>It feels so unnecessary.
Perfect description of everything Pixar made after Cars 3.
They could have made this its own thing and not use the Buzz Lightyear character, but they couldn't because otherwise nobody would have cared. And the connection that this is the movie that spawned the toy is beyond flimsy. There's no point to this.
white male lead
The first act is pretty interesting, but holy frick buzz's squad may actually be the dumbest, least likeable collection of affable idiots in fiction. Taika's character does not have a single non-grating line.
Buzz is supposed to be an egotist who needs to do everything himself but the movie accidentally makes it very clear he is completely and thoroughly correct for not putting untrained rookies into the line of danger.
It might be Pixar's weakest movie other than like Cars 2
It looks like you watched it, so they still won.
They only lose when you truly stop talking about it.
Why would I care about making Pixar lose when this and cars 2 are the only objectively bad movie's they've made. It was a shit entry from an otherwise fantastic producer of films.
oof
Learn how to write third worlder
>88% audience score on rotten tomatoes
>5.0 on imdb
hmm, I wonder which one has all the paid shills
RT is not really a great bar for comparison
Just see any capecrap and you know why
IMDb is getting review bombed by chuds. Not hard to figure out
it makes no fricking sense that from this movie the only toys that would come out of the in-universe movie are Buzz (who is barely the main character) and Zurg. Why didn't any of the other characters get their own toy?
>Why didn't any of the other characters get their own toy?
The black toy curse
(nobody buys them)
I always see the Black person from Frozen 2 rotting on store shelves
Two women kiss and it made brown/yellow people seethe.
nobody asked for this and buzz was buzz in name only
I honestly think that they deliberately made the movie bad so Disney can justify moving everything exceptionally to streaming
Disney+ had been the dumping ground for Pixar content for a while now, this company needs to be put out of its misery already
They're trying to kill Pixar so Disney Animations can reign alone.
Remember Blue Sky (Ice Age)? This is Pixar's future.
I loved the first two Toy Story movies. The third one had an amazing opening sequence, then it went full cheap melodrama while reusing the same plot of the previously movie. I couldn't care less about Toy Story 4 and I won't watch it.
Honestly, I'm not interested in a Buzz movie and I really don't know why would anyone watch it.
>I couldn't care less about Toy Story 4 and I won't watch it.
Don't bother. It's not bad but there's really no point to it and the ending message is the complete opposite of the previous movies.
>It's not bad but there's really no point to it
You just described Onward and all the recent Pixar movies. It always a fantastic movie if you look at the technical aspect (it's Pixar after all) and a simple plot resulting in a pointless movie.
? onward has a good plot. It’s actually aimed at men and boys to help explain coming into the world and respecting your male elders. It’s pro-Dad, pro-dude, and not seen all to often.
It was your average road trip movie with some make up to hide it.
Peaople saw the trailer
>replacing mira with a fricking nog
>replacing XR with a robotic cat
>no booster
jfc, the tv show would be a better watch than this shit
Buzz is the only white person in the entire movie
1. Are there like 15 people in this universe? You really have someone on a world saving, life threatening mission and they're like "haha sounded like a good way to spend a weekend" or some shit.
2. The baddies are ultra generic to the point where it must be a part of the plot, I can't even tell you shit about them from the trailer or what evil shit they're even doing.
3. Time travel nobody cares about because the characters don't matter.
4. When you insert shit like a gay kiss, it's clear as day you're not trying to make the best film you can.
Ugly characters. Pixar can't make humans. No one wants this dumb semi photo realistic lighting stuff on these types of movies.
It was fricked the moment they said no to Tim Allen. I don't care what other wacko social political conspiracy crap you want to debate, there is no denying this was a distinctly bad move, and Disney made it proudly. Pixar is a dead company similar to Blizzard Entertainment.
Disney is moving back to 2D and hand drawn animation. I know this for a fact.
Why the frick are they showing Buzz with his hair showing? It's like when Amazing spiderman had spiderman in costume but unmasked half the fricking time.