I have not watched any star wars content since disney took over. However, I know about the plot of the force awakens and make fun of JJ Abrams lack of understanding of cosmic distances and perspective.
I don't know how anyone can't just burst out laughing at the absurdity of this scene and how much of an imbecile JJ is. He did the same stupid thing in star trek.
Wait, didn't Abrams Star Trek also have a pivotal "characters look up in the sky and watch a planet explode in another solar system in real time" thing?
How the frick has the guy made two major space franchises when he literally doesn't know what a light year is? For that matter, what could his IQ possibly be if he doesn't know what a light year is?
Sequels take place too far in the future and she's too young. Any cartoon she appears in would need to be during the sequel era anyway, like Resistance.
Coolhelmet Strongfemale. In the movie she was a device to show that Goodpilot Handsomeface had a problematic past, and to hand him a Thing that let him move to the next scene. Behind the scenes it was hoped that Coolhelmet would duplicate the success of her predecessor Armorguy Bob from Episode V and sell a lot of action figures.
This movie is what happens when a committee of females try to please everybody without taking any risks while also trying to salvage an absolute mess of a trilogy that nobody bothered to plot out before filming started.
It's what happens when you don't have a single director for a trilogy, and try to get three directors to somehow put out quality when they don't make an overall plan, don't talk to each other, and just shit out something then assume the next guy will make it work. Rian retconned, closed off or didn't use most of JJ's set up from TFA. Not that any of it was all that interesting, but still, they were obviously not on the same page and working well together.
Specifically because the first two were such shit. It's not possible for the third part of a trilogy to be in any way Good, if there's no support and setup from the first two.
zorii bliss or something like that
gang leader who worked with Poe in the past to smuggle drugs, gives Poe some little doodad that gets past First Order security for old time's sake.
Don't remember the name but I know it had a Z in it (think it started with a Z). She got Poe to the star destroyer by giving up her "Get off the planet free" card then somehow got off the planet anyway before it got blown up. Had a few flirty scenes with Poe where she rejected him.
Basically her only purpose was to be a cool suit of armour like Boba Fett after Rian killed off Phasma. Honestly her design would fit right in with KOTOR.
I only know this stuff because I watched the movie again recently with family. If I hadn't I'd only vaguely remember her being on the planet she was on and having some backstory with Poe. Even now I can't remember her actual face.
That's Glup Shitto
I believe slept with JJ Abrams or were close friends with him or something.
Helmet Mchelmetface, she sat on my face
Yabo Blipgop
Samus Aran from Metroid
Zeek Marek
Daft punk. He makes shitty music
Zori Bliss. Don't know what she did in the movie since I've never watched it and never will.
Same, I guess we're just good with names.
It does help that I collect Star Wars toys and have seen her on clearance multiple times.
Based. What were the worst Star Wars peg warmers? Rose, Finn, Rey...
Yep. Plus Jannah, Jyn Erso, and Lando.
easy, that's Daft Punk. He played the montage music during Darth Vader's training montage
Purple Ranger
Keri Russell from antlers
Zorii Bliss, did frick all, was there for like 2 minutes.
Didn't she get beat up by Rey then said she liked her and gave her a macguffin
>the crimson cooter
>had a nice ass and a sultry voice
what do I win
Don't care.
didn't this b***h give them the key to get off the evil capitalism planet in the last jedi?
Fl'durthu Gigglebrax the expert in Uranian eschatology of course who could forget?
Zori Bliss. One of a handful of female characters added to the final movie for no reason.
>Thee Roket Ear
They/Them
That was helmet girl, and what she did was to look kinda sexy while wearing a helmet.
I am technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.
Zari bliss, I think she's a tsundere like love interest for Poe, but I have never seen the movie.
wasnt it like Jazz or Bazz or Jaden or something dumb
She was Oscar Isaac's ex girlfriend.
Orlan Zippo. She's an intern on the deathstar. Famed for doing the coffee run in under twelve parsecs.
prostitute bawdto
She polished Poe Dameron's knob
BASED
Zori bliss she helped take c3po to babu frick to get hacked so he could reveal the location of exagol.
NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDSSSSSS!!
Zori Bliss. I remember because her helmet is cool. Same reason I knew unimportant side character Boba Fett before he got his own show.
That's the guy that made One More Time
That's Ziv Zulander, ZZ for short.
She fights against the Corp.
Zaxby Zydeco?
Zora Neale Hurston?
Daft Punk.
Handed the MacGuffin to the main characters so they can escape to find another MacGuffin.
Skippy McDippy.
She was another character who told Rey how cool she was in case the audience was beginning to have doubts.
Zorri Bliss
managed to escape a planet getting death star'd somehow
Zorri Bliss I believe. She gave the token that gave poe access.
I have not watched any star wars content since disney took over. However, I know about the plot of the force awakens and make fun of JJ Abrams lack of understanding of cosmic distances and perspective.
I don't know how anyone can't just burst out laughing at the absurdity of this scene and how much of an imbecile JJ is. He did the same stupid thing in star trek.
Wait, didn't Abrams Star Trek also have a pivotal "characters look up in the sky and watch a planet explode in another solar system in real time" thing?
How the frick has the guy made two major space franchises when he literally doesn't know what a light year is? For that matter, what could his IQ possibly be if he doesn't know what a light year is?
Yep, Spock is marooned on some random planet who knows where, but can easily see AND HEAR vulcan being destroyed in the sky.
WORSE
Spock sees this from Vulcan's moon but we learn in TNG, directly from Spock himself that Vulcan has no moons
Sorry, TOS not TNG
Why don't movies look cinematic anymore? Tarantino was right.
Zorch Kerfluffle and they were a friend of the director so they gave the macguffin to the heroes so they could do the thing
Kek it seems like plenty of people know who this is. op is a homosexual as usual.
i know what her name was but it doesn't mean i give a shit
didn't ask. op is a homosexual.
i didn't ask for your gay little reply
it's that lady from that movie
She'll be in one of those cartoon shows, bridging the gap to the dreaded ST. It's over.
No, seems like we were lucky. It's probably not the same character.
Sequels take place too far in the future and she's too young. Any cartoon she appears in would need to be during the sequel era anyway, like Resistance.
> zori bliss
> gave poe the special coin that he used to get into the imperial ship 5 minutes later then cucked him at the end for no reason
Zal something. I got the red Lego y wing for Xmas, she came with it. Put this character back in the box tho.
That's Boba Fett
He was a bounty hunter that got eaten by a giant vegana
Daft Punk
What is it with Star Wars and having the cool looking characters that do nothing? Boba Fett, Darth Maul, Captain Phasma, Zorii Bliss
produce some sick french house
Hugh G. Rection
That's doomwiener
Felicity and she was Poe Dameron's ex-gf.
Without looking it up, tell me this Star Wars alien's name and what she did in the movie.
i dont know but i wanna coom, im gonna need a source
Senni Tonnika, with her sister Brea behind.
Zori Bliss
They helped Poe do shit on some planet.
Coolhelmet Strongfemale. In the movie she was a device to show that Goodpilot Handsomeface had a problematic past, and to hand him a Thing that let him move to the next scene. Behind the scenes it was hoped that Coolhelmet would duplicate the success of her predecessor Armorguy Bob from Episode V and sell a lot of action figures.
I finally watched Rise of Skywalker the other day. Was an utter slog. That said, it was weird how fricking everything from The Last Jedi got reconned.
>Snoke
>Luke's saber
>Hyperspace ramming
>Rey's parents
>Kylo's mask
>Rose's existence
It did in fact come very, very close to just outright declaring "The Last Jedi didn't happen"
This movie is what happens when a committee of females try to please everybody without taking any risks while also trying to salvage an absolute mess of a trilogy that nobody bothered to plot out before filming started.
It's what happens when you don't have a single director for a trilogy, and try to get three directors to somehow put out quality when they don't make an overall plan, don't talk to each other, and just shit out something then assume the next guy will make it work. Rian retconned, closed off or didn't use most of JJ's set up from TFA. Not that any of it was all that interesting, but still, they were obviously not on the same page and working well together.
>It's what happens when you don't have a single director for a trilogy,
The OT did fine
It's by far the worst of the 3
Specifically because the first two were such shit. It's not possible for the third part of a trilogy to be in any way Good, if there's no support and setup from the first two.
zorii bliss or something like that
gang leader who worked with Poe in the past to smuggle drugs, gives Poe some little doodad that gets past First Order security for old time's sake.
oh wait, is this a meme answer thread?
Zorri Bliss. I only remember it because it sounds like a stripper name.
Orange Buttcheeks.
Don't remember the name but I know it had a Z in it (think it started with a Z). She got Poe to the star destroyer by giving up her "Get off the planet free" card then somehow got off the planet anyway before it got blown up. Had a few flirty scenes with Poe where she rejected him.
Basically her only purpose was to be a cool suit of armour like Boba Fett after Rian killed off Phasma. Honestly her design would fit right in with KOTOR.
I only know this stuff because I watched the movie again recently with family. If I hadn't I'd only vaguely remember her being on the planet she was on and having some backstory with Poe. Even now I can't remember her actual face.
power rangers
IIRC she's a cute milf israeliteess under the helmet but I can't remember which one.
That's Plot-de Vice, she gave Moon Knight a way to get past First Order security
That's Captain Phasma, she shot a couple people and then exploded.
Tory Blitz. Aka male Poe Dameron.
That's The Stig. He drives cars fast and doesn't afraid of anything.
Jesus christ, thats michel morbius
Michel Morbius, the French vampire?