Woke Max

Any of you see it? It is basically MEN BAD the movie.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it. It’s total shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looking forward to it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      prove it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was pretty good. Honestly, it's a 7/10 if Fury Road is a 8/10. Some of the chases were high stakes just because you know Furiosas copilot friend has to die and Furiosa has to lose her arm at some point... and sure enough Dementus has monster truck that can drive up walls so he catches them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Dementus has monster truck that can drive up walls

        Shut your filthy prostitute mouth and take my money.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's true though. Source: i am a man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tpbp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nope because I figured that it would be the typical woke bs. Thanks for confirming.

      Yeah, but so are women. Feminazis constantly yelling "men are evil rapists" I'd old af already.
      Slipknot had it correct when they said people = shit.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seems to have no cultural impact

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Neither did dunc 2 until it released

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Neither did dunc 2 until it was viral marketed on Cinemaphile
        ftfy. also no one gives a shit outside of this website

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yea DUNC has 0 cultural impact. NONE. I've never seen an actual human being outside of the internet reference DUNC.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >its another thinly veiled shill thread to meep conversation about a flopping movie on the first page
    Tiresome

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No it's not

    t. guy who actually watched it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it but 50% of the credits are pajeets in the VFX department and I'm not kidding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and that's bad because?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because pajeets are disgusting and should be removed from the human genome along with israelites and Black folk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Much like their cuisine they only produce torrents of shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They do an absolutely terrible job. Some of the shots are so obviously green screen they are almost fiverr tier. I have seen 20 year old movies have better CGI.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the 21st century, saar

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Satan, you know all about the Dark Ages. What will this era be called? The Brown Ages? Poo Ages?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i saw that too. Surely you don't mean it when you say the VFX is bad, because it isn't.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    men do suck. we should stop having kids and just butt frick each other instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonynous

      >men suck
      >men should buttfrick
      Is this the origin story of Chuck?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're all men bad the movie

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any fan-service?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a 7/10. Nothing near as good as Fury Road. It lacks on every department. Also Anya was a huge miscast. She couldn't convince me that she was the badass Furiosa not for one minute. Chris was alright.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It is basically MEN BAD the movie
    It is not.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another box office flop for this argentine b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left sir

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DUH!!!! WOKE!!!! DUH, BOKE???1 WOKE!!!!!
    IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FRICKS CAN SAY???
    I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FRICKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA-RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FRICKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FRICKING BROKEN RECORD!!!!!

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It is basically MEN BAD the movie.
    yeah yeah, you incels already said that shit about fury road a million times over

    never ever listen to Cinemaphile, not even once, ever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you incels already said that shit about fury road a million times over
      AND??? That's literally what the movie is about troony freak.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like a bunch of deleted scenes stitched together to form this barely coherent mess of short action scenes with unnecessary digital flourishes and stiff dialogue. At no point do I believe the alien hottie is actually a traumatized stone cold killer in the dessert and unlike Max there’s no comedic accents to make the brooding more fresh. 5/10

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*desert*
      though her wallowing in a giant ice cream sundae dessert in a bikini would’ve been the more satisfying, believable performance.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >though her wallowing in a giant ice cream sundae dessert in a bikini would’ve been the more satisfying, believable performance.
        Now that sounds cinematic. Are you a mastermind like George Miller or something?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hollywood shall bow to my vision, mark my words.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >barely coherent
      you hit the nail on the head with this. there were a lot of action scenes where I kept wondering wtf was going on. hemsworth talked too much while furiosa barely said anything. but the movie is named furiosa. dumb. fury road mogs this hard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what do you mean barely coherent? the good guys need to make sure dementia doesn't get to any of the cities and takes them over... and... uh...

        my animated fanfiction has a more straightforward story.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too much cgi

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that her face is just CGI'd on another actress?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep lot of it looks bizarre in that regard

      I loved it, you gays did the same dishonest hate when Fury Road released...i can't believe i'm still in this shithole...

      Not me, Fury Road is cool. This is a CGI monstrosity.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it, you gays did the same dishonest hate when Fury Road released...i can't believe i'm still in this shithole...

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard the whole movie is meh and Buccalosa performance is mid...what's next for ayylmaoing buccal horror?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't fricking get it. What's the point?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HE DIED

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This lil homie stared confusedly at the camera for like 30 seconds total before dying pathetically.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rip baby sneed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Movie turned to shit when they killed him. He's the saving grace.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I brought two toy rubber fetuses to the theatre and wiggled them around while pointing at Quaden whenever he appeared on screen.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't woke, but I did spend the entire movie wondering what the fricking point of it all was.

    Furiosa is a fine excuse to get out of the house, but nobody should expect to get more out of it than the liquor they put in.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was a lore movie. I did not appreciate that. This movie would've worked if it was filmed before Fury Road....and it would've had practical effects then too lol.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any female nudity? Any prostitution?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You see nips for 0.5 seconds when a woman births a monstrosity of a baby.
      Rictus Rex attempts to rape an 8-10 year old Furiosa.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >rape an 8-10 year old Furiosa
        Played by Alyla Browne.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      some guy was painting pictures of naked women

      You see nips for 0.5 seconds when a woman births a monstrosity of a baby.
      Rictus Rex attempts to rape an 8-10 year old Furiosa.

      and YOU don't get to insult the funny baby who was demon sacrificed!

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    very wierd pacing and uninteresting plot. the only two actual characters in the movie are furiosa and thor. the other driver guys character that helps furiosa is so pointless. also the movie shows no reason why furiosa should actually hate immortan joe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was part of his harem originally. She saw how the women gave birth to mutant babies and then were used as milk cattle against their will

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dementus is clearly the bigger bastard, but given the choice between staying at home and serving what is very obviously a different set of maniacs, it's an obvious choice. Plus that's not this movie's job. Fury Road does a perfectly fine job of establishing that the place is shit and that the War Boys are full of shit. This movie doesn't need to reiterate it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rictus and Immortan doubleteamed her and tagteamed her as a ten year old cnny did you not watch the movie

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Had to take a piss, someone fill me in on what happened between Furiosa and Jack going together to gastown and Jack tending to Furiosa's shoulder stab, and Immortan sending the empty war rig to bulletfarm for ammo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Furiosa and Jack (if that's really his name) go to Gastown and Dementus is riding around on a monster truck like an butthole. Dementus warns them that the workers of gas town are losing their shit and starting to riot, basically. Dementus tells them to leave immediately before they swarm the war rig. Dementus also says he wants to meet Immortan Joe and the boys in 3 days at Joe's place. They leave without filling up with fuel. Some of the gas town employees jump down on the top of the truck and stab furiosa so Jack shoots them in the head and they drive back to the citadel.

      Furiosa informs Immortan Joe and the boys that Dementus is coming to citadel so Joe sends the war rig to bullet town to get as much ammo as possible...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do we care about discount Thor? Do they mention Mad Max? Who the frick is Dementus? Haha I like him just for his name.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dementus is a confusing bad guy. He's sort of likeable but unlike other villians in good movies, you don't agree with him about anything he does. He's hard to side with. Him and his gang of like 1000 other motorcycle riders just cruise around the desert taking over the various towns and running them to the ground like dumbasses. You are taught to hate him because he basically cuts Furiosas moms vegana out and makes her watch.

          And yes Mad max is in 1 shot of the actual movie, shown leaning up against his bat car looking over the desert while furiosa walks through the desert alone. Tom hardys actual face is shown in the credit scenes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i thought he had a baal guy slit her throat

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I honestly don't remember. I thought he tied her to a dead tree and tortured her with knife to the vegana or something. I had no idea what they were doing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Does the movie imply he's the one who brought Furiousa back to the Citadel or what?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not sure. Somehow she wound up in the maggot lair.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I got the vibe that he didn't give a frick at all. I was also intrugued by the fact that the silhouette of Max bore a much closer resemblance to Mel than it did to Hardy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dementus is a charismatic leader who is a genius conqueror but a moronic governor. There are thousands of real life examples of this guy in history. Also his interactions with Immortan Joe are incredible

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was good. nowhere near the level of fury road, but still quality. all the VFX hurt the film, but nowhere near enough to call it bad. chris hemsworth stole the show, and it really should have been called DEMENTUS.

    >It is basically MEN BAD the movie.
    brainlet take, get your culture war homosexualry out of here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chris hemsworth stole the show
      tbqh there was a moment when i realized his performance reminded me a ton of /ourbigguy/ and wondered if perhaps they couldn't get him so they cast thor and told him to be as hardy as possibly
      >mfw it took me a while to realize why they couldn't have cast tom hardy in the movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chris hemsworth stole the show
      He was closer to Thor here than the MCU

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who could have guessed after Fury Road?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's what people said about the first one too and they were kinda full of shit even if a couple of things did match up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this movie (which is a huge flop) proves those people right

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    obviously not. couldve made some money if they did a bait and switch with Hardy

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why would i see it? sell me on this
    i can look right at the poster and know that i'm not interested, but anon has other ideas for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did you like fury road? would like to see a movie that was less frantic but more of a lore dump about that world? if so, watch furiosa

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i have never seen a mad max movie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ok then. would you like to see a movie about a little girl who has to use her smarts to survive in post-apocalyptic australia, then gets caught in the middle of a war between competing factions that involves a lot of vehicles crashing and exploding in the desert (and the movie is so well made it can afford not to stop to dump exposition on you because all the information is given organically)?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            to be honest, no not really
            thanks for the try tho

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone who is just crying tom hardy isn't in this
    you are gay, just admit you are gay. it's okay to be gay, but if your biggest complaint is that it doesn't feature your man crush, then just be out with it, be honest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Make movie, call it Jhon Wick, it's huge success, people want more
      >Alright
      >Make a sequel
      >Call it "Wick:Family"
      >It's about John Wick's russian cousin, a 20yo girl, training to be an assasin. Original John Wick actor isn't on the movie

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymos

    You must've fell asleep during the ending. It makes it clear that Furiosa isn't actually a good person. Sure she does good things, but most of her actions are for the sake of survival, trauma and/or revenge.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lets be real, culture war homosexuals like OP won't even go to see a movie with a woman as a main character. he's larping for (you)'s or it's outrage marketing being used to astroturf, like ubisoft is currently doing with ass creed japan

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it werid I liked the world building in this movie.

    Like the different barnos rule there territory. How war rigs are built. The diffrenys raiders attack.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seeing more of the Citadel was definitely a highlight of this one.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Feyd Rautha personality deleted

    Young Immortan personality installed

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick your woke complaints. You said the same shit about fury road but that was a great action movie. I just wanna know if it's worth seeing in the cinema for the spectacle (like FR) or does all the shitty cgi ruin it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's definitely worth seeing it in theaters. the sound and action is amazing if lacking in substance

      [...]

      Theron's Furiosa made Fury Road. there isn't that heart or soul in this one. just aliengirl being led around and hemsworth doing his best joker impersonation. which becomes grating later on. this movie isnt woke either. its just lore and fan service

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The series has always been MEN BAD except one guy who does good.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ you homosexuals are as sensitive as the blue haired dykes on twitter.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too many white characters, and not enough trans characters. Can't believe this made it out of the studio in 2024

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can't you guys just be normal for one minute? It's not hard. Having sex is not hard

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cant believe that lil homie Quaden and that waiting for a miracle homie Sean Mills were in this

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  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw it. Fricking great and surprisingly enriches Fury Road even more while being it's own distinct thing.

    Did anybody else catch those nods to Raimi? The "boomstick" bit and the motor engine in Furiosa's arm felt like pointed nods to the Evil Dead series. Which I am intrigued by, because George Miller is both Raimi's senior and they had very similar indie beginnings. I just wonder what the dynamic is between those two or if they have any creative relationship.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nods to Raimi? The "boomstick" bit and the motor engine in Furiosa's arm felt like pointed nods to the Evil Dead series.

      You are an actual moron, holy shit cuz

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was great

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Any of you see it?
    why would I?

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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