>Woman is actually useful. >AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

>Woman is actually useful.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I'M SORRY GEORGE! PLEASE COME BACK!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    laughed

    but also
    frick women

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frickin queers

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m impressed by how someone managed to write the worst Mary Sue put to film.
    Most people manage to frick it up, if only by accident, by adding some positive character trait.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly you never watched the Twilight movies. Rey is bad but there has never been a bigger Mary Sue than Bella Swan.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what happened there

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just because she would know how to scavenge for valuable parts doesn't mean she would be able to do troubleshooting like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I cut the catalytic converters off of cars to make a living.
      >Oh, your car broke down? I can instantly tell it's the carburetor and what you need to do to fix it.

      >applying real-world logic to a big dumb movie series about magic space samurai

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >applying logic to things
        yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >TO A BIG DUMB MOVIE ABOUT MAGIC SPACE SAMURAI

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dude jsut turn of you're brane lmao fkin neerd

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kek
          >just eat the slop and don't say anything wtf is your problem!?!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leia was not just useful but instrumental, throughout the original trilogy. Nobody had an issue with it, because it made sense for a hot-headed rebel princess to be competent, and she was competent.
    It made no sense for Rey to master force abilities she had never heard of a week ago with minimal effort or tutelage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leia and Mon Mothma the Rebel Alliance leader are in the SW from 1977.

      Leia's biggest contribution was providing cover for Han while he tried to get a door open. And what the hell did Mon Mothma do on screen aside from giving a eulogy for Mann E. Bothans?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Leia was useful
      >Leia was competent
      fricking when

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, if your gay space fanfic is still a gay space fanfic and certainly not Star Wars

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >instantly better than luke skywalker at lightsabbering
    > instantly better than han solo at milleniumFalconing

    Take that, patriarchy!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You’re right they should’ve depicted her making whiny Cinemaphile threads all day

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I cut the catalytic converters off of cars to make a living.
    >Oh, your car broke down? I can instantly tell it's the carburetor and what you need to do to fix it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leia and Mon Mothma the Rebel Alliance leader are in the SW from 1977.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mon Mothma wasn't introduced 'til RotJ. Get your facts right.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Me and my bro are being chased by the cops
    >They're closing in on us
    >I rip out the radio and the car suddenly starts going faster
    >Friend looks at me "What did you do?"
    >I turn to him and smile "I bypassed the frequency emitter."

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Han exclaims that someone has been messing with the Falcon
    >Rey gets a look of comprehension
    >when she explains it, Han doesn’t look like a gormless moron and grasps the implication
    >she looks satisfied at herself, rather than instantly demanding approval
    There, fixed the scene. Gif monies

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >instantly knows wookie
    >instantly knows how to fix a new ship she's never flown before
    >instantly an expert at lightsaber and takes on and defeats a trained sith lord
    >instantly expert at the force which comes out of nowhere for her but now she suddenly has it, and is super-bestest at it than any male jedi, and has more jedi powers than any jedi before her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >instantly an expert at lightsaber and takes on and defeats a trained sith lord
      >no ep3 twirly lightsaber fights
      what a loser

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, the issue was that Mary Sue here was able to fix the Falcon quicker than Chewie and Han Solo could only have been in the ship for 5 minutes for the first time in her life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Chewie and Han Solo could only have
      Them not being able to fix their own damn ship was literally a running gag throughout ESB.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right, cause Han stole the ship from Lando. But frick rey.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >first time in her life

      The ship was owned (stolen) by her boss, she knows what modifications portions guy had made, she clearly has been on the ship before, and Han being a shitty mechanic is a running gag throughout ESB

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >actual dialogue from the movie is headcanon

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >instantly solves a problem that was a major plot point through the best of the Star Wars movies in a matter of seconds on a ship that she has never been on while the man who owned the ship for years couldn’t solve it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't a major plot point in the OT. It was never in the OT and only in TFA. The compressor is the first thing Han notices and asks what moron installed it, she specifically says Unkar Plutt did and she told him it was a stupid idea. That's why she knew how to fix it later on by "bypassing" it. They covered it even if it was still really lame.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M SORRY GEORGE! PLEASE COME BACK!
    This but unironically

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Prequels are shit
    >Sequels are shit
    >Shows are shit
    This franchise should have just stayed as a trilogy, but there are too many fanboys desperate to throw money at whatever shit they see with a Star Wars sticker slapped on it.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hollywood demands white lead to get blacked
    >china says NO
    >they immediately add chinese character
    >black guy becomes irrelevant

    cinema in 20xx

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