It's just Elijah Wood being extra pretty when given some male intimacy. James Franco used to promote it's OK for men to be closer than married couples, but not (really?) sexual/romantic like spouses. Women are allowed to be close without being called lesbians. But women DO NOT allow it for men.
>Women are allowed to be close without being called lesbians. But women DO NOT allow it for men.
Women are physically incapable of being friends with each other which is why you see so many women have many "friends" that they don't really stay friends with while male friendships tend to last because men have stronger, fewer and more meaningful friendships. Ask any woman what she thinks of all of her friends and you'll find out they are are all just acquaintances to hang out. Even her "bestie" is just a fun hang.
I watched this with my girlfriend and her conclusion was that they were "obviously gay" and that she liked The Hobbit better.
Elijah being an androginous twink really doesn't help. It attracts mentally ill women like flies
If they casted a more regular looking guy then they wouldn't see shit in thay way
>Homos don't see straight men as gay.
MtF Trannies use "queer coded" all the time.
Homos, trannies and women cannot see any relationship as close without being sexual.
>dude the male best friends are actually le gay
The only time I bought this is when I read the Iliad. Achilles and Patroclus were gay as frick. The rest of the time it’s just homosexual projection
Women instinctively hate other women. Their existence is based purely on competition (who can pick the most berries,frick the highest status guy,etc), meanwhile men's existence is based on both competition (who can frick the women) and cooperation (help me kill this lion, build this castle).
Gotta be a chick
They really doesn't understand men and only see sexuality
This
It's just Elijah Wood being extra pretty when given some male intimacy. James Franco used to promote it's OK for men to be closer than married couples, but not (really?) sexual/romantic like spouses. Women are allowed to be close without being called lesbians. But women DO NOT allow it for men.
Because women sexualize everything, they are close because there is something between them. Men not, that's why men are better soldiers.
The old reasoning (academic) was in a M/F relationship, the woman doesn't have the upperhand in money, social status, etc. So they can truly explore fantasies of love/sex when it's 2 equally matched "partners" - ie. 2 men that appeal to them. It's playing dolls
>what causes women to become fujos anyway
And the beggining it's just the same way men like lesbian porn, double the pussy, double the fun
But when you're an incel it becomes mental illness that rots your brain, same as why yurogays are either cucks or troons. Women turn into fujos instead, mentally ill, mostly fat abominations that can't look at men without thinking of gay sex.
The ultimate irony is that actual gays actually hate fujos
It's just the female version of being a coomer. I had a weeb gf who kept trying to get me to frick effeminate/bicurious guys she knew. Now if she had asked for me to suck wiener or get fricked in the ass, that would have offended me, but she always wanted me to be the top so it kind of made me feel good that she always saw me as the masculine/dominant one.
Also had both her and her best friend try to convince me to let her best friend's bicurious asian bf suck my wiener while they watched. Almost did it just because the idea excited them so much.
>but if guys fantasize about girls making out it's okay
I don't really want my gf to make out with a girl. It doesn't really appeal to me. What do I get out of some woman getting to use my gf as her dyke experience?
I don't ask my girlfriend to frick her friends and let me watch, that'd be as equally as disgusting because she doesn't like women. Only a female could come up with such a terrible analogy.
yeah who would have ever heard of a guy encouraging his gf to join in an ffm 3some
3 months ago
Anonymous
>yeah who would have ever heard of a guy encouraging his gf to join in an ffm 3some
3somes are for single people or weird couples who do onlyfans.
it doesn't work with a real couple
it's better to just always frick her well by yourself.
3 months ago
Anonymous
That's equally disgusting behavior, especially doing it over and over when she says no. I don't know why you're defending that anon's ex-girlfriend.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>yeah who would have ever heard of a guy encouraging his gf to join in an ffm 3some
normal women aren't interested in pussy
>but if guys fantasize about girls making out it's okay
I don't really want my gf to make out with a girl. It doesn't really appeal to me. What do I get out of some woman getting to use my gf as her dyke experience?
I don't ask my girlfriend to frick her friends and let me watch, that'd be as equally as disgusting because she doesn't like women. Only a female could come up with such a terrible analogy.
>I don't ask my girlfriend to frick her friends and let me watch
i don't understand why anybody would want to see their gf with another girl. what is the appeal? you sitting by yourself jerking off like you did to dyke porn? who cares?
i can understand fricking 2 women at the same time but if your gf asks you to watch her frick another girl, dump her.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah the expectation of you not joining in is some cuck shit, even if it's with a girl.
>but if guys fantasize about girls making out it's okay
I don't really want my gf to make out with a girl. It doesn't really appeal to me. What do I get out of some woman getting to use my gf as her dyke experience?
>anons finally understand why yuri is cuck or troony stuff only
Because she was a horny little minx who did lots of kinky shit with me. The gay shit was just one of her many fantasies. And like I said, she wanted me to be the top, so I take that as an ego boost. If she wanted me to be the one getting fricked, then yeah, I would have reconsidered the relationship.
>and yep, she's gone now. >extremely horny girls are insane.
Yes, but well worth it. Just don't get too attached, expect them to do some crazy shit from time to time, and you're good.
Did she tell you about the fantasy where you get raped by Jamal?
I think that's your fantasy, anon.
3 months ago
Anonymous
It was you who called her both extremely horny and insane, Anon. It's not a stretch.
>I watched this with my girlfriend and her conclusion was that they were "obviously gay"
dump her now before she ruins your life.
liberal women are horrible.
>They stood now; and Sam still holding his master's hand caressed it. He sighed.
completely normal behaviour between bros according to the unmitigated homosexuals posting in this thread
Women's fake nice act scares me. I used to watch my sister act all happy and excited talking to her friends and then turn around and insult them behind their backs.
>I used to watch my sister act all happy and excited talking to her friends and then turn around and insult them behind their backs.
women can't have real friends. they have girls they hang out with. that's it.
I've never understood how married men say their wives are their best friends. Considering they hold on to every slip-up men make to use it against them in the future and expect their partner to defer to them on every important decision, just because they dangle sex in front of their nose, makes no sense. It just means women have broken them. It's not friendship, it's a power play.
>people back then didn't even had anal sex
homie there are fricking chronicles about Luis XIV's cortesans having anal sex and then wiping with the courtains
you can also read LOTR as a survivors guilt story where some working class guy he liked (romantically or just bonded with) survived WW1 and got to go home.
>you can also read LOTR as a survivors guilt story where some working class guy he liked (romantically or just bonded with) survived WW1 and got to go home.
No, you can't. Stop posting woman.
>traveling through dangerous land with nothing but a cloak and some bread kino
I could watch 20 hours of this. Where's the sequel of Samwise's offspring going on an adventure you hack Tolkein?
>even saw one say that she felt male friendships were the purest and rawest form of friendship
Of course she did. Deep down women know they're awful, they just will never admit it
Tangentially related, that's why female villains are so hot. It takes a lot of courage for a woman to not disguise her actions and show herself as the b***h she truly is
idk if it's cuz i'm a beta cuck but if i had a gf who was a fujo and also fantasized about me kissing other guys and stuff i wouldn't be offended by it at all and it'd be pretty cute. now how far i would go to make that fantasy a reality, idk...
>gets rescued by the eagles in the most Deus Ex Machina way >spends the next day being a moron in bed while his friends enter his room >some gay elf he never even talked to is rude enough to join in without invitation
It's weird. I was getting drunk, doing some drugs with a group of friends. Randomly, everyone was naked, but nothing sexual. Me and my bro were in bed, kind of close. And I was saying how weird was it that it was more comfortable and better to be naked and non sexual while talking than two frick the two naked broads in the room with us
The US army doesn't count. They are either gays or psychopaths who scream "YEAAHHH, WOOOHOOOO LOOK AT THE SON OF A b***h DROP Hahahaha".
You can see them on YouTube. Literal no soul in the sight of people being obliterated.
Yes it is you or them but have some humility and respect for the enemy who dropped by your boombas and BBBRRRtttt.
homie I wasn't talking about the US. Even today you can find multiple sights of gays in the Russian army during the Ukranian war. You can even find drone footage of them
>end of all things
Always thought this was a dumb line. It wasn't the end of all things. They knew they had won.
He meant death. Which at the moment seemed very probable for them. Are you stupid?
You might be an actual moron if you aren't a troll.
They thought they were going to die. And Frodo is expressing that if he has to die, he's glad he's dying with his best friend.
>...with his best friend's head in his lap
not enough gays thus lotr
>not being comfy with your bro as the lava slowly cooks you alive
homosexual
They're so queer coded, lmao.
>give me the load frodo!
i bet you think children and animals can consent too
Gotta be a chick
They really doesn't understand men and only see sexuality
It's just Elijah Wood being extra pretty when given some male intimacy. James Franco used to promote it's OK for men to be closer than married couples, but not (really?) sexual/romantic like spouses. Women are allowed to be close without being called lesbians. But women DO NOT allow it for men.
what are you smoking plenty of women fantasize about guys kissing
>Women are allowed to be close without being called lesbians. But women DO NOT allow it for men.
Female fetish good. Male fetish bad
>Women are allowed to be close without being called lesbians. But women DO NOT allow it for men.
Women are physically incapable of being friends with each other which is why you see so many women have many "friends" that they don't really stay friends with while male friendships tend to last because men have stronger, fewer and more meaningful friendships. Ask any woman what she thinks of all of her friends and you'll find out they are are all just acquaintances to hang out. Even her "bestie" is just a fun hang.
Of course, penises are just really fun objects. And the prostate
Only women and gays think like this. If you’re not either of those, I’ve got bad news for you anon.
Elijah being an androginous twink really doesn't help. It attracts mentally ill women like flies
If they casted a more regular looking guy then they wouldn't see shit in thay way
I hate women so much, I really do. Only they say shit like this.
>They're so queer coded, lmao.
woman or homosexual logic
Homos don't see straight men as gay. They know damn well when someone is one of them. This kind of shit is 100% women
>Homos don't see straight men as gay.
MtF Trannies use "queer coded" all the time.
Homos, trannies and women cannot see any relationship as close without being sexual.
>MtF Trannies use "queer coded" all the time
They do it because they want to be women, so they adopt their lingo. Don't be moronic
>They do it because they want to be women, so they adopt their lingo
"Queer coded" is just homosexual and israeli lingo that women adopt.
In OP's image Sam is literally crying over a woman he wants to marry
Bait
>queer coded
>dude the male best friends are actually le gay
The only time I bought this is when I read the Iliad. Achilles and Patroclus were gay as frick. The rest of the time it’s just homosexual projection
Woman moment.
>coded
tranette no passto
I hate trannies so much holy shit even the bait they post is lame
You don’t pass. Everyone knows you’re a man.
Bait succesful
You are confusing Philia with Eros
In the movie, they really are though, because Peter Jackson made them equals. In the books, Sam is Frodo's near-moronic servant.
Women instinctively hate other women. Their existence is based purely on competition (who can pick the most berries,frick the highest status guy,etc), meanwhile men's existence is based on both competition (who can frick the women) and cooperation (help me kill this lion, build this castle).
>Women instinctively hate other women
This. And it's even more evident with fujos
Some ancient tribes refuse to tell the woman which man actually killed the beast, thus sharing the social bonus
How do you know?
This
Because women sexualize everything, they are close because there is something between them. Men not, that's why men are better soldiers.
Hey frick off I'm bout to rewatch the third movie before I go to work
LoTR is autistic boat kino on land.
what causes women to become fujos anyway
ive yet to see a convincing line of reasoning why any woman would get off on two softboy men fricking
The old reasoning (academic) was in a M/F relationship, the woman doesn't have the upperhand in money, social status, etc. So they can truly explore fantasies of love/sex when it's 2 equally matched "partners" - ie. 2 men that appeal to them. It's playing dolls
The one I fricked was very tomboyish and seemed to be more visually stimulated than most women.
I think they are kinda like straight lesbians
>what causes women to become fujos anyway
And the beggining it's just the same way men like lesbian porn, double the pussy, double the fun
But when you're an incel it becomes mental illness that rots your brain, same as why yurogays are either cucks or troons. Women turn into fujos instead, mentally ill, mostly fat abominations that can't look at men without thinking of gay sex.
The ultimate irony is that actual gays actually hate fujos
What irony? Lesbians also hate straight men.
>Lesbians also hate straight men
If they hate men so much then why do they always try to act like them? They beat beat their girlfriends, LMAO
same as homosexuals acting like women despite hating them
>Lesbians also hate straight men.
probably because their straight uncle raped them lol
It's just the female version of being a coomer. I had a weeb gf who kept trying to get me to frick effeminate/bicurious guys she knew. Now if she had asked for me to suck wiener or get fricked in the ass, that would have offended me, but she always wanted me to be the top so it kind of made me feel good that she always saw me as the masculine/dominant one.
Also had both her and her best friend try to convince me to let her best friend's bicurious asian bf suck my wiener while they watched. Almost did it just because the idea excited them so much.
disgusting. i would dump any woman who wanted me inside a guy. christ. why would you stay with such a creature?
but if guys fantasize about girls making out it's okay
>now back to my lesbian porn
>if guys fantasize about girls making out it's okay
Yeah, because women and the media defend it so much, kys troon
Is not about the gay part, but rather the "I want you to have sex with somebody else" part
yeah who would have ever heard of a guy encouraging his gf to join in an ffm 3some
>yeah who would have ever heard of a guy encouraging his gf to join in an ffm 3some
3somes are for single people or weird couples who do onlyfans.
it doesn't work with a real couple
it's better to just always frick her well by yourself.
That's equally disgusting behavior, especially doing it over and over when she says no. I don't know why you're defending that anon's ex-girlfriend.
>yeah who would have ever heard of a guy encouraging his gf to join in an ffm 3some
normal women aren't interested in pussy
>true scotsman fallacy
jfc u r dumb
cope
look like you got some experience munching carpet
>but if guys fantasize about girls making out it's okay
I don't really want my gf to make out with a girl. It doesn't really appeal to me. What do I get out of some woman getting to use my gf as her dyke experience?
I don't ask my girlfriend to frick her friends and let me watch, that'd be as equally as disgusting because she doesn't like women. Only a female could come up with such a terrible analogy.
>I don't ask my girlfriend to frick her friends and let me watch
i don't understand why anybody would want to see their gf with another girl. what is the appeal? you sitting by yourself jerking off like you did to dyke porn? who cares?
i can understand fricking 2 women at the same time but if your gf asks you to watch her frick another girl, dump her.
Yeah the expectation of you not joining in is some cuck shit, even if it's with a girl.
>anons finally understand why yuri is cuck or troony stuff only
Because she was a horny little minx who did lots of kinky shit with me. The gay shit was just one of her many fantasies. And like I said, she wanted me to be the top, so I take that as an ego boost. If she wanted me to be the one getting fricked, then yeah, I would have reconsidered the relationship.
>she was
and yep, she's gone now.
extremely horny girls are insane.
>and yep, she's gone now.
>extremely horny girls are insane.
Yes, but well worth it. Just don't get too attached, expect them to do some crazy shit from time to time, and you're good.
I think that's your fantasy, anon.
It was you who called her both extremely horny and insane, Anon. It's not a stretch.
Did she tell you about the fantasy where you get raped by Jamal?
I watched this with my girlfriend and her conclusion was that they were "obviously gay" and that she liked The Hobbit better.
I don't care what you look like or what kind of personality you have, but you could do better than her.
>I watched this with my girlfriend and her conclusion was that they were "obviously gay"
dump her now before she ruins your life.
liberal women are horrible.
She has pleb taste. You should hit her
>"friendship"
>t. OP the ever-raging homosexual
The only people that hate women more than men are women.
So are men
>They stood now; and Sam still holding his master's hand caressed it. He sighed.
completely normal behaviour between bros according to the unmitigated homosexuals posting in this thread
homosexual here. Sam and Frodo are only bros and there's nothing gay between them. 100% pure friendship
I gooned hard to Aragorn and Karl Urban though
>trying to normalize homoerotic behaviour
nice try but no
Sam and Frodo aren't gay. Cope harder you fat whale
alrighty then go ahead and enjoy your homoerotic literature/motion pictures
Aren't you supposed to make kdrama or 911 threads? Go the frick back femoid
>911
I actually used to like that show until I realized fujos were harping on it. Can't even watch tv on peace these days
It's one of the most bizarre copes I've ever seen
when was the last time you gently caressed your bro's hand
I don't caress it, I give it a handshake you Black personhomosexual
did u even read the direct fricking quote from return of the king above
now go on and defend lotr as not homoerotic u literal gay
It wasn't. Stop projecting your fetish on a Catholic man who fought in World War 1.
Yes. This is why men are so reluctant to ever show emotion/ attachment or softness. You immediately get called a gay
>see two woman laughing, joking and hugging
>you know that deep down they're trying to think of ways to screw each other over in the future
Women's fake nice act scares me. I used to watch my sister act all happy and excited talking to her friends and then turn around and insult them behind their backs.
>I used to watch my sister act all happy and excited talking to her friends and then turn around and insult them behind their backs.
women can't have real friends. they have girls they hang out with. that's it.
I've never understood how married men say their wives are their best friends. Considering they hold on to every slip-up men make to use it against them in the future and expect their partner to defer to them on every important decision, just because they dangle sex in front of their nose, makes no sense. It just means women have broken them. It's not friendship, it's a power play.
Women used to be better back then
every women is bisexual
No
>judging a 100 year old book by today degenerate standards
lol
people back then didn't even had anal sex
>people back then didn't even had anal sex
homie there are fricking chronicles about Luis XIV's cortesans having anal sex and then wiping with the courtains
I said people, as in normal people not the gay king of france
I was going to mention like 3 different English kings too, but you're right
>the fr*nch
>people
It's an extremely romatized master-servant relationship for frick's sake
Tolkien was a hard devoted Christian and conservative
Friendship my ass
who knows what he got up to in the trenches.
you can also read LOTR as a survivors guilt story where some working class guy he liked (romantically or just bonded with) survived WW1 and got to go home.
>you can also read LOTR as a survivors guilt story where some working class guy he liked (romantically or just bonded with) survived WW1 and got to go home.
No, you can't. Stop posting woman.
>traveling through dangerous land with nothing but a cloak and some bread kino
I could watch 20 hours of this. Where's the sequel of Samwise's offspring going on an adventure you hack Tolkein?
did his beard even give him children?
probably not his lol
i've noticed from female reactors and a few anecdotes that women seem to really, really like male friendships in stories.
i even saw one say that she felt male friendships were the purest and rawest form of friendship.
>even saw one say that she felt male friendships were the purest and rawest form of friendship
Of course she did. Deep down women know they're awful, they just will never admit it
Tangentially related, that's why female villains are so hot. It takes a lot of courage for a woman to not disguise her actions and show herself as the b***h she truly is
idk if it's cuz i'm a beta cuck but if i had a gf who was a fujo and also fantasized about me kissing other guys and stuff i wouldn't be offended by it at all and it'd be pretty cute. now how far i would go to make that fantasy a reality, idk...
>>from "Sam and Frodo are gay" to "Tolkien was gay"
Hang all fujos from a tree
OOOH THEY FRICKIN
I just finished reading the books and now I feel empty inside because I have nothing to read.
Take the Dan Simmons pill
>gets rescued by the eagles in the most Deus Ex Machina way
>spends the next day being a moron in bed while his friends enter his room
>some gay elf he never even talked to is rude enough to join in without invitation
It's weird. I was getting drunk, doing some drugs with a group of friends. Randomly, everyone was naked, but nothing sexual. Me and my bro were in bed, kind of close. And I was saying how weird was it that it was more comfortable and better to be naked and non sexual while talking than two frick the two naked broads in the room with us
b8
You DID say "no homo" right? Otherwise I have bad news for you, anon.
Women, gays and zoomers don't know about camaraderie and bromance that is created by shared harsh situations like wars as an extreme example.
Considering the massive ammount of homosexuals in the army, I would say they at least know
soldiers are known for caressing each other's hands
The US army doesn't count. They are either gays or psychopaths who scream "YEAAHHH, WOOOHOOOO LOOK AT THE SON OF A b***h DROP Hahahaha".
You can see them on YouTube. Literal no soul in the sight of people being obliterated.
Yes it is you or them but have some humility and respect for the enemy who dropped by your boombas and BBBRRRtttt.
homie I wasn't talking about the US. Even today you can find multiple sights of gays in the Russian army during the Ukranian war. You can even find drone footage of them
In war, frequent male rape is also a show of dominance not necessarily attraction. The problem is men like to put their penises everywhere
Nibba there are like a hundred crusty wartime romances archived from WW2 only, everyone knows rape is rape only
Yeah that happens with the orc in Cirith Ungol