Women are biologically incapable of understanding true friendship.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >end of all things
    Always thought this was a dumb line. It wasn't the end of all things. They knew they had won.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He meant death. Which at the moment seemed very probable for them. Are you stupid?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might be an actual moron if you aren't a troll.

      They thought they were going to die. And Frodo is expressing that if he has to die, he's glad he's dying with his best friend.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >...with his best friend's head in his lap

        Aren't you supposed to make kdrama or 911 threads? Go the frick back femoid

        not enough gays thus lotr

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not being comfy with your bro as the lava slowly cooks you alive
          homosexual

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're so queer coded, lmao.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >give me the load frodo!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i bet you think children and animals can consent too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta be a chick
      They really doesn't understand men and only see sexuality

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just Elijah Wood being extra pretty when given some male intimacy. James Franco used to promote it's OK for men to be closer than married couples, but not (really?) sexual/romantic like spouses. Women are allowed to be close without being called lesbians. But women DO NOT allow it for men.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are you smoking plenty of women fantasize about guys kissing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Women are allowed to be close without being called lesbians. But women DO NOT allow it for men.
        Female fetish good. Male fetish bad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Women are allowed to be close without being called lesbians. But women DO NOT allow it for men.
        Women are physically incapable of being friends with each other which is why you see so many women have many "friends" that they don't really stay friends with while male friendships tend to last because men have stronger, fewer and more meaningful friendships. Ask any woman what she thinks of all of her friends and you'll find out they are are all just acquaintances to hang out. Even her "bestie" is just a fun hang.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course, penises are just really fun objects. And the prostate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only women and gays think like this. If you’re not either of those, I’ve got bad news for you anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched this with my girlfriend and her conclusion was that they were "obviously gay" and that she liked The Hobbit better.

      Elijah being an androginous twink really doesn't help. It attracts mentally ill women like flies
      If they casted a more regular looking guy then they wouldn't see shit in thay way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate women so much, I really do. Only they say shit like this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They're so queer coded, lmao.
      woman or homosexual logic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Homos don't see straight men as gay. They know damn well when someone is one of them. This kind of shit is 100% women

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Homos don't see straight men as gay.
          MtF Trannies use "queer coded" all the time.
          Homos, trannies and women cannot see any relationship as close without being sexual.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >MtF Trannies use "queer coded" all the time
            They do it because they want to be women, so they adopt their lingo. Don't be moronic

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They do it because they want to be women, so they adopt their lingo
              "Queer coded" is just homosexual and israeli lingo that women adopt.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In OP's image Sam is literally crying over a woman he wants to marry

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bait

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >queer coded

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude the male best friends are actually le gay
      The only time I bought this is when I read the Iliad. Achilles and Patroclus were gay as frick. The rest of the time it’s just homosexual projection

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woman moment.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coded
      tranette no passto

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate trannies so much holy shit even the bait they post is lame

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t pass. Everyone knows you’re a man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bait succesful

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are confusing Philia with Eros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the movie, they really are though, because Peter Jackson made them equals. In the books, Sam is Frodo's near-moronic servant.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women instinctively hate other women. Their existence is based purely on competition (who can pick the most berries,frick the highest status guy,etc), meanwhile men's existence is based on both competition (who can frick the women) and cooperation (help me kill this lion, build this castle).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Women instinctively hate other women
      This. And it's even more evident with fujos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some ancient tribes refuse to tell the woman which man actually killed the beast, thus sharing the social bonus

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you know?

        Gotta be a chick
        They really doesn't understand men and only see sexuality

        This

        It's just Elijah Wood being extra pretty when given some male intimacy. James Franco used to promote it's OK for men to be closer than married couples, but not (really?) sexual/romantic like spouses. Women are allowed to be close without being called lesbians. But women DO NOT allow it for men.

        Because women sexualize everything, they are close because there is something between them. Men not, that's why men are better soldiers.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey frick off I'm bout to rewatch the third movie before I go to work

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LoTR is autistic boat kino on land.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what causes women to become fujos anyway
    ive yet to see a convincing line of reasoning why any woman would get off on two softboy men fricking

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The old reasoning (academic) was in a M/F relationship, the woman doesn't have the upperhand in money, social status, etc. So they can truly explore fantasies of love/sex when it's 2 equally matched "partners" - ie. 2 men that appeal to them. It's playing dolls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one I fricked was very tomboyish and seemed to be more visually stimulated than most women.
      I think they are kinda like straight lesbians

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what causes women to become fujos anyway
      And the beggining it's just the same way men like lesbian porn, double the pussy, double the fun
      But when you're an incel it becomes mental illness that rots your brain, same as why yurogays are either cucks or troons. Women turn into fujos instead, mentally ill, mostly fat abominations that can't look at men without thinking of gay sex.
      The ultimate irony is that actual gays actually hate fujos

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What irony? Lesbians also hate straight men.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lesbians also hate straight men
          If they hate men so much then why do they always try to act like them? They beat beat their girlfriends, LMAO

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            same as homosexuals acting like women despite hating them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lesbians also hate straight men.
          probably because their straight uncle raped them lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just the female version of being a coomer. I had a weeb gf who kept trying to get me to frick effeminate/bicurious guys she knew. Now if she had asked for me to suck wiener or get fricked in the ass, that would have offended me, but she always wanted me to be the top so it kind of made me feel good that she always saw me as the masculine/dominant one.

      Also had both her and her best friend try to convince me to let her best friend's bicurious asian bf suck my wiener while they watched. Almost did it just because the idea excited them so much.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        disgusting. i would dump any woman who wanted me inside a guy. christ. why would you stay with such a creature?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          but if guys fantasize about girls making out it's okay
          >now back to my lesbian porn

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if guys fantasize about girls making out it's okay
            Yeah, because women and the media defend it so much, kys troon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is not about the gay part, but rather the "I want you to have sex with somebody else" part

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but if guys fantasize about girls making out it's okay
              I don't really want my gf to make out with a girl. It doesn't really appeal to me. What do I get out of some woman getting to use my gf as her dyke experience?

              I don't ask my girlfriend to frick her friends and let me watch, that'd be as equally as disgusting because she doesn't like women. Only a female could come up with such a terrible analogy.

              yeah who would have ever heard of a guy encouraging his gf to join in an ffm 3some

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah who would have ever heard of a guy encouraging his gf to join in an ffm 3some
                3somes are for single people or weird couples who do onlyfans.
                it doesn't work with a real couple
                it's better to just always frick her well by yourself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's equally disgusting behavior, especially doing it over and over when she says no. I don't know why you're defending that anon's ex-girlfriend.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah who would have ever heard of a guy encouraging his gf to join in an ffm 3some
                normal women aren't interested in pussy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >true scotsman fallacy
                jfc u r dumb

                look like you got some experience munching carpet

                cope

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                look like you got some experience munching carpet

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but if guys fantasize about girls making out it's okay
            I don't really want my gf to make out with a girl. It doesn't really appeal to me. What do I get out of some woman getting to use my gf as her dyke experience?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't ask my girlfriend to frick her friends and let me watch, that'd be as equally as disgusting because she doesn't like women. Only a female could come up with such a terrible analogy.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't ask my girlfriend to frick her friends and let me watch
              i don't understand why anybody would want to see their gf with another girl. what is the appeal? you sitting by yourself jerking off like you did to dyke porn? who cares?

              i can understand fricking 2 women at the same time but if your gf asks you to watch her frick another girl, dump her.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the expectation of you not joining in is some cuck shit, even if it's with a girl.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but if guys fantasize about girls making out it's okay
              I don't really want my gf to make out with a girl. It doesn't really appeal to me. What do I get out of some woman getting to use my gf as her dyke experience?

              >anons finally understand why yuri is cuck or troony stuff only

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because she was a horny little minx who did lots of kinky shit with me. The gay shit was just one of her many fantasies. And like I said, she wanted me to be the top, so I take that as an ego boost. If she wanted me to be the one getting fricked, then yeah, I would have reconsidered the relationship.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >she was
            and yep, she's gone now.
            extremely horny girls are insane.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and yep, she's gone now.
              >extremely horny girls are insane.
              Yes, but well worth it. Just don't get too attached, expect them to do some crazy shit from time to time, and you're good.

              Did she tell you about the fantasy where you get raped by Jamal?

              I think that's your fantasy, anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was you who called her both extremely horny and insane, Anon. It's not a stretch.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did she tell you about the fantasy where you get raped by Jamal?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this with my girlfriend and her conclusion was that they were "obviously gay" and that she liked The Hobbit better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care what you look like or what kind of personality you have, but you could do better than her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I watched this with my girlfriend and her conclusion was that they were "obviously gay"
      dump her now before she ruins your life.
      liberal women are horrible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has pleb taste. You should hit her

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"friendship"
    >t. OP the ever-raging homosexual

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only people that hate women more than men are women.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So are men

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They stood now; and Sam still holding his master's hand caressed it. He sighed.
    completely normal behaviour between bros according to the unmitigated homosexuals posting in this thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual here. Sam and Frodo are only bros and there's nothing gay between them. 100% pure friendship
      I gooned hard to Aragorn and Karl Urban though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to normalize homoerotic behaviour
        nice try but no

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sam and Frodo aren't gay. Cope harder you fat whale

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            alrighty then go ahead and enjoy your homoerotic literature/motion pictures

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aren't you supposed to make kdrama or 911 threads? Go the frick back femoid

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >911
                I actually used to like that show until I realized fujos were harping on it. Can't even watch tv on peace these days

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of the most bizarre copes I've ever seen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        when was the last time you gently caressed your bro's hand

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't caress it, I give it a handshake you Black personhomosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            did u even read the direct fricking quote from return of the king above
            now go on and defend lotr as not homoerotic u literal gay

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It wasn't. Stop projecting your fetish on a Catholic man who fought in World War 1.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. This is why men are so reluctant to ever show emotion/ attachment or softness. You immediately get called a gay

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see two woman laughing, joking and hugging
    >you know that deep down they're trying to think of ways to screw each other over in the future

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women's fake nice act scares me. I used to watch my sister act all happy and excited talking to her friends and then turn around and insult them behind their backs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I used to watch my sister act all happy and excited talking to her friends and then turn around and insult them behind their backs.
        women can't have real friends. they have girls they hang out with. that's it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never understood how married men say their wives are their best friends. Considering they hold on to every slip-up men make to use it against them in the future and expect their partner to defer to them on every important decision, just because they dangle sex in front of their nose, makes no sense. It just means women have broken them. It's not friendship, it's a power play.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Women used to be better back then

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    every women is bisexual

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >judging a 100 year old book by today degenerate standards
    lol
    people back then didn't even had anal sex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people back then didn't even had anal sex
      homie there are fricking chronicles about Luis XIV's cortesans having anal sex and then wiping with the courtains

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I said people, as in normal people not the gay king of france

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was going to mention like 3 different English kings too, but you're right

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the fr*nch
        >people

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an extremely romatized master-servant relationship for frick's sake
    Tolkien was a hard devoted Christian and conservative
    Friendship my ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who knows what he got up to in the trenches.

      you can also read LOTR as a survivors guilt story where some working class guy he liked (romantically or just bonded with) survived WW1 and got to go home.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you can also read LOTR as a survivors guilt story where some working class guy he liked (romantically or just bonded with) survived WW1 and got to go home.
        No, you can't. Stop posting woman.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >traveling through dangerous land with nothing but a cloak and some bread kino
    I could watch 20 hours of this. Where's the sequel of Samwise's offspring going on an adventure you hack Tolkein?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      did his beard even give him children?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably not his lol

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've noticed from female reactors and a few anecdotes that women seem to really, really like male friendships in stories.

    i even saw one say that she felt male friendships were the purest and rawest form of friendship.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even saw one say that she felt male friendships were the purest and rawest form of friendship
      Of course she did. Deep down women know they're awful, they just will never admit it
      Tangentially related, that's why female villains are so hot. It takes a lot of courage for a woman to not disguise her actions and show herself as the b***h she truly is

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk if it's cuz i'm a beta cuck but if i had a gf who was a fujo and also fantasized about me kissing other guys and stuff i wouldn't be offended by it at all and it'd be pretty cute. now how far i would go to make that fantasy a reality, idk...

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>from "Sam and Frodo are gay" to "Tolkien was gay"
    Hang all fujos from a tree

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OOOH THEY FRICKIN

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished reading the books and now I feel empty inside because I have nothing to read.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take the Dan Simmons pill

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets rescued by the eagles in the most Deus Ex Machina way
    >spends the next day being a moron in bed while his friends enter his room
    >some gay elf he never even talked to is rude enough to join in without invitation

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird. I was getting drunk, doing some drugs with a group of friends. Randomly, everyone was naked, but nothing sexual. Me and my bro were in bed, kind of close. And I was saying how weird was it that it was more comfortable and better to be naked and non sexual while talking than two frick the two naked broads in the room with us

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      b8

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You DID say "no homo" right? Otherwise I have bad news for you, anon.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women, gays and zoomers don't know about camaraderie and bromance that is created by shared harsh situations like wars as an extreme example.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the massive ammount of homosexuals in the army, I would say they at least know

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        soldiers are known for caressing each other's hands

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The US army doesn't count. They are either gays or psychopaths who scream "YEAAHHH, WOOOHOOOO LOOK AT THE SON OF A b***h DROP Hahahaha".
        You can see them on YouTube. Literal no soul in the sight of people being obliterated.
        Yes it is you or them but have some humility and respect for the enemy who dropped by your boombas and BBBRRRtttt.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie I wasn't talking about the US. Even today you can find multiple sights of gays in the Russian army during the Ukranian war. You can even find drone footage of them

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In war, frequent male rape is also a show of dominance not necessarily attraction. The problem is men like to put their penises everywhere

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nibba there are like a hundred crusty wartime romances archived from WW2 only, everyone knows rape is rape only

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that happens with the orc in Cirith Ungol

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