>OoOoOoOh night shift SCARY
Night shift is the comfiest fricking shift on Earth, sit around basically doing jack shit because none of the bosses want to take midnights. Go on youtube for 5 hours, post here, take a fricking nap if you really want to.
Can confirm. I work the night shift and I have about 3 hours of work to do a night if I take it slow. First 3 hours of my shift are youtube videos, then an hour of work, then lunch, then 2 hours of work, a break, and then more youtube bids. At the end I have to walk around for 10 minutes getting the lights, but it's a nice way to stretch your legs
did a few years as a catholic school janitor. over the summer i'd work night shift cleaning up after summer programs. was max comfy. putting on tunes or listening to youtube/podcasts on my little speaker i'd wheel around on my cleaning cart. was kinda spooky as the upper floor used to be where the nuns lived but honestly one of the best jobs i've ever had. working around the kids always made me smile + i got to know a lot of the hot moms and teachers, always showered me in gifts around the holidays. lots of good money. met wife there and now i gotta sugar momma who provides for me while i do all the cooking and cleaning around the house.
I'd jerk off two/three times a night at my old job, getting paid to nut
Can confirm. I work the night shift and I have about 3 hours of work to do a night if I take it slow. First 3 hours of my shift are youtube videos, then an hour of work, then lunch, then 2 hours of work, a break, and then more youtube bids. At the end I have to walk around for 10 minutes getting the lights, but it's a nice way to stretch your legs
Become a school janitor. Decent pay, easy work, get to tell teachers to get fricked, get to yell at kids. Or apply to become a truck loader at UPS or FedEx. Though that one is a lot harder and more physically intense with shit pay.
you need to learn a skilled trade in a 24 hour industry
nursing, trucking, railroads, sailing, anything in the transportation or shipping industry really
if you are just an unskilled janitor or whatever you won't get your pick of shifts and your only option will be stocking shelves at a grocery store to guarantee working at night
I got hired of the street to "guard" filmsets. The guy I worked for was just a foreign illegal who pretended like everyone was trained and all. Got paid really well for doing frick all. Had to guard millions of equipment in the middle of forest or bad side of town alone sometimes.
Luckily it was a bad side with white people, so they kept saying they were going to steal everything and I wouldn't be able to stop them. But they brought me cake, a chair and a beer and kept me company instead. Why can't other races be like this, bros?
This, it's kino. I only feel bad for people with families who work it but for single dudes nothing comes close, I usually spend the whole night reading books and browsing the internet.
Can confirm. I work the night shift and I have about 3 hours of work to do a night if I take it slow. First 3 hours of my shift are youtube videos, then an hour of work, then lunch, then 2 hours of work, a break, and then more youtube bids. At the end I have to walk around for 10 minutes getting the lights, but it's a nice way to stretch your legs
This, it's kino. I only feel bad for people with families who work it but for single dudes nothing comes close, I usually spend the whole night reading books and browsing the internet.
I'm thinking of quitting my corporate tech job and getting a position as a night auditor in a hotel.
Don't do it. Its comfy at first, but at the very least after a few years your body is going to be fricked up (we're not made to never see light, and no amount of vitamin D can fix that). Just isn't worth it.
>work nights for twelve months >quit in spring/early summer, live off the money and enjoy the sunshine >get another night job in the winter and do another year
Works for me
Can confirm. I work the night shift and I have about 3 hours of work to do a night if I take it slow. First 3 hours of my shift are youtube videos, then an hour of work, then lunch, then 2 hours of work, a break, and then more youtube bids. At the end I have to walk around for 10 minutes getting the lights, but it's a nice way to stretch your legs
This. Night shift is comfy shift, never feels even remotely scary even if I'm all alone outside doing a checkup round.
>Night shift is the comfiest fricking shift on Earth
It is for short periods of time, but I've worked evening/night shifts for the last 5 years and it really fricks with your circadian rhythm and consequently physical and emotional well being.
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How do I get a night shift like that bros?
I worked night shift as a university custodian. Good pay amazing benefits (6 weeks paid paternal leave if you need it, free tuition through the university's online program.)
Unless there was some big event in my building that a department forgot to submit a work order for I could clear my duties in under 3 hours and spend the rest of the shift on my phone.
When I showed up for my first night of orientation the shift supervisor told me 90% of people they extend job offers to don't make it that far.
I’m still mad about losing the comfiest night shift job ever. I didn’t get fired. The job itself no longer exists because the business relocated. I worked an entire 40-hour week in three days and was off the other four, and the hours were from 7 at night till 8 in the morning. Shit was amazing.
I worked permanent night shift for several years. It was okay at first, but doing the rounds on the long hallways of this place I worked really started to get to me after a while. That liminal space meme isn't so much of a meme in reality, really starts fricking with your mind.
I had to work the night shift once at my previous job and I'll I did was get high, play Worms Armageddon on my laptop and jack off while smelling my coworkers (females) uniform.
Fear does not exist when you're past the point of giving a frick.
Are you faceblind, anon? That's Arnold fricking Schwarzenegger. Dude's Austrian. Didn't know he posted here though. But we've got Shatner, Taytay and others so it's not so shocking.
I worked as a nightshift security guard, five days a week for over a decade and it was a great way to save money because you never really have time to spend it. The only bad thing about it was it was back in the days before 4G and WiFi so you had to make your own entertainment.
I've been doing mobile security patrols for three months now I can't take this shit anymore. I can't even frick around because I have to do every call. I feel like a zombie all the time. How do I quit bros. What do I say to my boss. I just want a day shift job where I don't talk to anyone.
Nightwatch got shit on by critics and audiences but I liked it. The one part that stuck with me was Ewan's night watchman character having to enter the morgue every night as part of his patrol. He had to walk past all of the bodies, put a key into the wall and turn it. Probably to prove he did his job or something. The necrophiliac serial killer on the loose was a plus.
One of my first jobs was evenings/nights at a hospital built in the 1870's. The nurses would ask me to go with them to the supply unit in the basement cuz it was spoopy. Later worked in a call center, did nights for months but they would rotate us so we couldn't get away with it forever. Would just smoke a joint, go for a walk and answer the odd call, have a few drinks when I got home at 7am lmao.
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How do I get a night shift like that bros?
>You skipped a syllable
Wow, they really do talk about us all the time and want to tell us that they think they know more about our country than we do. No, we don't.
It went to shit before the ending and twist. I went into the movie blind and noticed that each subsequent story kept getting dumber and dumber and realized something fishy was going on. At least the first story was good.
day normies don't realize how liberating it is to work without any supervision. i shared my building with one other guy but he was in a completely different department and i only saw him when punching in.
Worked overnight at a radio station in an old building out in the country. It went off the air at midnight and the last dj left so I edited commercials and returned records and tapes to the basement. Spooky as shit and got weird phone calls all night. One lady kept calling and saying “I know you’re there alone…” then would hang up.
>take subway late at night >standing waiting to go east >hear very loud screaming coming from the tunnel >look down tunnel see nothing >look to the guy beside me >he is scared as frick
there are no animals in this part of the city. usually raccoons. this was a man's scream. perhaps someone was screaming into a grate that connected to the tunnel. or someone being weird. homless etc.
I worked overnights at a warehouse and it was pretty neat. I wandered around all night because they gave me shit all to do. One day I found the possessions of an old woman who had died that were being stored. Based on her book collection, she was one horny broad.
>scary
Reminds me of a side job back around 2017-ish
I once worked a mall cop temp job in the city for a holiday season for extra money and it was very coomfy.
No they didn't have any standards, if you look even somewhat in shape they will put a uniform on you and give you a taser >job was to patrol and watch over an empty parking lot across town that was used by the mall employees bus service from 6pm untill 3am >parking lot is mostly empty and nobody cares >WA state, so this time of year it's raining and snowing 24/7 just about >sitting in this guy's bucket of bolts car thats falling apart, brought my potato laptop to play xcom 2 at 5 FPS and occasionally get out to walk around a look scary and see if there's any dastardly Black folk around >of corse the guy I'm with is an incel brony neckbeard who spends the entire night programing code to try and merge his brony discord chat into some MLP thing on his laptop thats literally falling apart , he is holding it together with rubber bands >got extra bored one night and got out and walked a mile to a 7/11 and walked back with pizza, nobody noticed or cared >warm inside the dirty junker car and freezing outside
It was very comfy honestly
I went filming for a school project once late at night.
>goto parking lot to film alleyways and dumpsters as b-roll >setting up school camera >notice guy walk around >he makes a b line towards me >face is covered with a bandana >skinny white guy >he gets closer and closer as I'm taking off the lens cap etc >he is 2 feet away >"oh hey whatsup dude" -me >his eyes looked shocked >he turns >b lines it into an alley way
yeaah pretty sure that guy wanted to mug me or something. I just played it as if I knew the guy.
I was an on call night security guard for awhile. They would basically send me to different sites every few weeks depending on what they needed. It was pretty comfy at first. They were all big industrial complexes and while it was spoopy, it was spoopy in a fun and interesting kind of way. My favorite was this century old paper mill where my job was just to make sure the night shift boiler operator didn't fall asleep. All the people were gone and it was this huge empty space, but most of the machines were still running and making noises and alarms going off randomly and shit. Very cool. The basement was all magnesium lights and flooded. One part of the basement was just mined out bedrock. Very cool and spooky in a fun way.
Anyways I mostly just fricked off and played vidya and jerked off, but eventually they added this stupid electronic key system where you had to be constantly hitting checkpoints and you couldn't sit still. I quit shortly after that.
done night shift for a year and a half. Yes you and do what you want. But it fricks your day/night cycle up. If you want a comfy job for a few months do it. I work day shifts now and security. I still get more time to do jack shit the a office workers but the pay is just Okay. I am sure if you look around enough you might just find the unicorn that pays great and you do just enough to be buzy but not enough to be rushed.
>be my grandpa > work at hotel as a security guard > it’s the graveyard shift > walking around hallways to see something suspicious is happening > see room door slightly ajar > think nothing of it because you’re tired > shift is done > you go home and immediately sleep on the couch > hours later the house phone called > you’re still sleeping but your wife picks it up >”hello, is Anons’s Grandpa there?” > “yeah, should i wake him up?” >”no, no. He did enough” >” what happened?” >”there’s been a murder. Someone got their head hacked up.”
After that, i think my grandfather was interviewed by the police. But he never heard an update on the incident.
liminal space
wagie porn
No idea but it's one of my favorites for some reason. Are there others? I only know Last Shift and The Autopsy of Jane Doe.
The Possesion of Hannah Grace
Any good?
Alright, opening exorcism is the scariest part
Night at the Museum
The Abandoned (2015)
furgay
Night watch / Freeze
They remade the original "indie" movie in Hollywood but original has more soul and grit.
>The Autopsy of Jane Doe.
The Possession of Hannah Grace is similar but shitter
The night shift is cool, chuck.
not a horror or suspense movie moron
I guess it technically takes place overnight, but the MC isn't alone. Decent horror movie though.
Such a good idea, but such a terrible execution.
agree first havf is very good tho the last 30min or so drop the ball hard.
>agree first havf is very good tho the last 30min or so drop the ball hard.
You're describing every horror movie in the last 2 decades
it's not what i wanted per say i wouldn't say it drops the ball though. it's a good movie
Film falls apart after only 10 minutes into it
>OoOoOoOh night shift SCARY
Night shift is the comfiest fricking shift on Earth, sit around basically doing jack shit because none of the bosses want to take midnights. Go on youtube for 5 hours, post here, take a fricking nap if you really want to.
I'd jerk off two/three times a night at my old job, getting paid to nut
Can confirm. I work the night shift and I have about 3 hours of work to do a night if I take it slow. First 3 hours of my shift are youtube videos, then an hour of work, then lunch, then 2 hours of work, a break, and then more youtube bids. At the end I have to walk around for 10 minutes getting the lights, but it's a nice way to stretch your legs
did a few years as a catholic school janitor. over the summer i'd work night shift cleaning up after summer programs. was max comfy. putting on tunes or listening to youtube/podcasts on my little speaker i'd wheel around on my cleaning cart. was kinda spooky as the upper floor used to be where the nuns lived but honestly one of the best jobs i've ever had. working around the kids always made me smile + i got to know a lot of the hot moms and teachers, always showered me in gifts around the holidays. lots of good money. met wife there and now i gotta sugar momma who provides for me while i do all the cooking and cleaning around the house.
How do I get a night shift like that bros?
Become a school janitor. Decent pay, easy work, get to tell teachers to get fricked, get to yell at kids. Or apply to become a truck loader at UPS or FedEx. Though that one is a lot harder and more physically intense with shit pay.
Apply for night audit at a hotel.
you need to learn a skilled trade in a 24 hour industry
nursing, trucking, railroads, sailing, anything in the transportation or shipping industry really
if you are just an unskilled janitor or whatever you won't get your pick of shifts and your only option will be stocking shelves at a grocery store to guarantee working at night
I got hired of the street to "guard" filmsets. The guy I worked for was just a foreign illegal who pretended like everyone was trained and all. Got paid really well for doing frick all. Had to guard millions of equipment in the middle of forest or bad side of town alone sometimes.
Luckily it was a bad side with white people, so they kept saying they were going to steal everything and I wouldn't be able to stop them. But they brought me cake, a chair and a beer and kept me company instead. Why can't other races be like this, bros?
You can do a security license/certification. 16 hr course in many places. Schools, malls, hospitals, plenty of night shift opportunity with security.
This, it's kino. I only feel bad for people with families who work it but for single dudes nothing comes close, I usually spend the whole night reading books and browsing the internet.
I wish my country had night shift jobs
If your country doesn't have night time security jobs it means your country is nice and safe where crime hardly happens.
I'm thinking of quitting my corporate tech job and getting a position as a night auditor in a hotel.
Don't do it. Its comfy at first, but at the very least after a few years your body is going to be fricked up (we're not made to never see light, and no amount of vitamin D can fix that). Just isn't worth it.
>work nights for twelve months
>quit in spring/early summer, live off the money and enjoy the sunshine
>get another night job in the winter and do another year
Works for me
This. Night shift is comfy shift, never feels even remotely scary even if I'm all alone outside doing a checkup round.
Clearly you’ve never worked night shift when there are Black folk about
I work knight shift for an Indian company, while living in the est time zone. All the slacking while and everyone I care to talk to is awake.
>Night shift is the comfiest fricking shift on Earth
It is for short periods of time, but I've worked evening/night shifts for the last 5 years and it really fricks with your circadian rhythm and consequently physical and emotional well being.
I worked night shift as a university custodian. Good pay amazing benefits (6 weeks paid paternal leave if you need it, free tuition through the university's online program.)
Unless there was some big event in my building that a department forgot to submit a work order for I could clear my duties in under 3 hours and spend the rest of the shift on my phone.
When I showed up for my first night of orientation the shift supervisor told me 90% of people they extend job offers to don't make it that far.
>(6 weeks paid paternal leave if you need it, free tuition through the university's online program.)
These are "amazing benefits" in Burgerstan.
It can be pretty comfy most nights. but a few times where I work it has gotten a bit weird with some stuff
I’m still mad about losing the comfiest night shift job ever. I didn’t get fired. The job itself no longer exists because the business relocated. I worked an entire 40-hour week in three days and was off the other four, and the hours were from 7 at night till 8 in the morning. Shit was amazing.
B-but the demons.
On a serious note get rdy for a life of feeling like shit and having your life expectancy cut by20-30 years.
this. been on night shift for 5 years now and everydis a struggle
imagine an erect wiener resting gently on her face leaking pre cum onto her eyebrows
being a fricking pussy.
>female protagonist
>female working mens jobs
no thanks
I worked permanent night shift for several years. It was okay at first, but doing the rounds on the long hallways of this place I worked really started to get to me after a while. That liminal space meme isn't so much of a meme in reality, really starts fricking with your mind.
I had to work the night shift once at my previous job and I'll I did was get high, play Worms Armageddon on my laptop and jack off while smelling my coworkers (females) uniform.
Fear does not exist when you're past the point of giving a frick.
Where are you from? I mean the country
I'm not falling for that.
third worlder, got it
Are you faceblind, anon? That's Arnold fricking Schwarzenegger. Dude's Austrian. Didn't know he posted here though. But we've got Shatner, Taytay and others so it's not so shocking.
FNAF
I worked as a nightshift security guard, five days a week for over a decade and it was a great way to save money because you never really have time to spend it. The only bad thing about it was it was back in the days before 4G and WiFi so you had to make your own entertainment.
I've been doing mobile security patrols for three months now I can't take this shit anymore. I can't even frick around because I have to do every call. I feel like a zombie all the time. How do I quit bros. What do I say to my boss. I just want a day shift job where I don't talk to anyone.
Nightwatch got shit on by critics and audiences but I liked it. The one part that stuck with me was Ewan's night watchman character having to enter the morgue every night as part of his patrol. He had to walk past all of the bodies, put a key into the wall and turn it. Probably to prove he did his job or something. The necrophiliac serial killer on the loose was a plus.
Was going to post this. Great film, genuinely terrifying at times.
One of my first jobs was evenings/nights at a hospital built in the 1870's. The nurses would ask me to go with them to the supply unit in the basement cuz it was spoopy. Later worked in a call center, did nights for months but they would rotate us so we couldn't get away with it forever. Would just smoke a joint, go for a walk and answer the odd call, have a few drinks when I got home at 7am lmao.
Security companies will take anyone with a pulse
Any cute nurses?
A handful but mostly older ladies from the Philippines or Haiti. Hooked up with one of the admin clerks a few years later on ((Tinder))
Five Nights at Jannies
>this makes the moronic zoomer shit and piss themselves in fear
fricking pathetic lmao
anxiety be bussin fr fr no cap
having fem police is degenerate
When Americans say "horror" it sounds like "prostitute" lolol
kys bong
Make me.
Yes, and?
And you skipped a syllable. Like when you pronounce "mirror" as "MEER" and "Antarctica" as "AN-ARK-TICKA". Pathetic.
>You skipped a syllable
Wow, they really do talk about us all the time and want to tell us that they think they know more about our country than we do. No, we don't.
Stop saying you speak "English", then, Paco McGee. Because you don't.
Methinks thou dost protest too much sire
I’m not trying to be snide here, but you got me wondering. How many glottal stops do wienerneys put in “Antarctica?”
Underrated night shift kino
This movie was perfect until the shit ending and twist. I like to pretend the twist and ending never happened perfect. Its an anthology movie anyway.
It went to shit before the ending and twist. I went into the movie blind and noticed that each subsequent story kept getting dumber and dumber and realized something fishy was going on. At least the first story was good.
I did this as a mechanic at a truck stop in the rural south. That sounds like the setup for a horror movie but it was supremely comfy.
day normies don't realize how liberating it is to work without any supervision. i shared my building with one other guy but he was in a completely different department and i only saw him when punching in.
I used to sit on the roof of the shop watching all the state troopers pull up to the restaurant for their 4am coffee. I miss those days.
>not working the day shift AND without supervision so you can sleep like a normal human
Worked overnight at a radio station in an old building out in the country. It went off the air at midnight and the last dj left so I edited commercials and returned records and tapes to the basement. Spooky as shit and got weird phone calls all night. One lady kept calling and saying “I know you’re there alone…” then would hang up.
>take subway late at night
>standing waiting to go east
>hear very loud screaming coming from the tunnel
>look down tunnel see nothing
>look to the guy beside me
>he is scared as frick
yeah no idea wtf that was.
there are no animals in this part of the city. usually raccoons. this was a man's scream. perhaps someone was screaming into a grate that connected to the tunnel. or someone being weird. homless etc.
super odd tho
yup
I worked overnights at a warehouse and it was pretty neat. I wandered around all night because they gave me shit all to do. One day I found the possessions of an old woman who had died that were being stored. Based on her book collection, she was one horny broad.
>scary
Reminds me of a side job back around 2017-ish
I once worked a mall cop temp job in the city for a holiday season for extra money and it was very coomfy.
No they didn't have any standards, if you look even somewhat in shape they will put a uniform on you and give you a taser
>job was to patrol and watch over an empty parking lot across town that was used by the mall employees bus service from 6pm untill 3am
>parking lot is mostly empty and nobody cares
>WA state, so this time of year it's raining and snowing 24/7 just about
>sitting in this guy's bucket of bolts car thats falling apart, brought my potato laptop to play xcom 2 at 5 FPS and occasionally get out to walk around a look scary and see if there's any dastardly Black folk around
>of corse the guy I'm with is an incel brony neckbeard who spends the entire night programing code to try and merge his brony discord chat into some MLP thing on his laptop thats literally falling apart , he is holding it together with rubber bands
>got extra bored one night and got out and walked a mile to a 7/11 and walked back with pizza, nobody noticed or cared
>warm inside the dirty junker car and freezing outside
It was very comfy honestly
I went filming for a school project once late at night.
>goto parking lot to film alleyways and dumpsters as b-roll
>setting up school camera
>notice guy walk around
>he makes a b line towards me
>face is covered with a bandana
>skinny white guy
>he gets closer and closer as I'm taking off the lens cap etc
>he is 2 feet away
>"oh hey whatsup dude" -me
>his eyes looked shocked
>he turns
>b lines it into an alley way
yeaah pretty sure that guy wanted to mug me or something. I just played it as if I knew the guy.
I think it's called zoomer horror
The scariest part of night shift is how many bongs I rip in my bosses office
Night at the Museum-like
I was an on call night security guard for awhile. They would basically send me to different sites every few weeks depending on what they needed. It was pretty comfy at first. They were all big industrial complexes and while it was spoopy, it was spoopy in a fun and interesting kind of way. My favorite was this century old paper mill where my job was just to make sure the night shift boiler operator didn't fall asleep. All the people were gone and it was this huge empty space, but most of the machines were still running and making noises and alarms going off randomly and shit. Very cool. The basement was all magnesium lights and flooded. One part of the basement was just mined out bedrock. Very cool and spooky in a fun way.
Anyways I mostly just fricked off and played vidya and jerked off, but eventually they added this stupid electronic key system where you had to be constantly hitting checkpoints and you couldn't sit still. I quit shortly after that.
yeah those path scanners. I worked with a bunch of guys. see they scan shit and goto different spots.
Ghostbusting the Fear Boner
Open 24 Hours (2018)
done night shift for a year and a half. Yes you and do what you want. But it fricks your day/night cycle up. If you want a comfy job for a few months do it. I work day shifts now and security. I still get more time to do jack shit the a office workers but the pay is just Okay. I am sure if you look around enough you might just find the unicorn that pays great and you do just enough to be buzy but not enough to be rushed.
I wish I could work a job where I was alone the whole time.
Get a remote WFH job
Fun film but I find the main star not too fun to watch.
>be my grandpa
> work at hotel as a security guard
> it’s the graveyard shift
> walking around hallways to see something suspicious is happening
> see room door slightly ajar
> think nothing of it because you’re tired
> shift is done
> you go home and immediately sleep on the couch
> hours later the house phone called
> you’re still sleeping but your wife picks it up
>”hello, is Anons’s Grandpa there?”
> “yeah, should i wake him up?”
>”no, no. He did enough”
>” what happened?”
>”there’s been a murder. Someone got their head hacked up.”
After that, i think my grandfather was interviewed by the police. But he never heard an update on the incident.