All right, let me see your best worst acting in a movie nominees. Hardmode: no old Deniro/Pacino, and it has to be consistently bad throughout the whole movie, not just one or two bad scenes.
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Keanu Reeves in The Devil's Advocate
Keanu is terrible in everything
But somehow, the movies succeed.
he was ok in johnny mnemonic and scanner darkly
He was great in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
he was worse in dracula
Keanu in Bram Strokers Dracula is peak horrible acting
That was literally his best movie. WTF are you talking about?
keanu was fine in that
the guy from Valerian
Literally anyone in the movie Plan 9 from Outer Space.
That's a Seinfeld joke, not an actual movie.
That's Rochelle, Rochelle not Plan 9 From Outer Space
moron
That's Chunnel
do you always choose the lowest bar?
You have to be 18 to post here.
>Literally anyone in the movie Plan 9 from Outer Space.
I thought Bela Legosi's performance was pretty good considering that he'd been dead for several years.
she was the only reason why i brought a ticket
there wasn't even really anything for her to do anyways emma frost basically just shows up and looks like a bimbo and does nothing really
Keanu reeves in matrix 4
I don't understand why she sucked so bad. All she had to do was look hot and b***hy. She somehow couldn't even pull off the hot look. Looked way more like some hag cosplaying for her anniversary than a haughty mega psychic b***h.
it's weird she's pretty good in 3 burials of melquiades estrada
she was like a robot in this one
maybe she decided to play it like a robot? Maybe the director told her to play it like that? No idea
Didn't she play a robot in 3 Burials too? I only saw the movie once, but wasn't her whole character just "lies there like a limp starfish while Barry Pepper nuts into her"?
The just put zero effort into it. She dressed like a seductress but nothing in her demeanor or body language suggests sexuality. She's just standing there and talking normally like she was wearing regular clothes. I think the idea was to for an ice queen thing but it just came across as apathetic, and indifference isn't sexy
Compare that to pic related. She's just sitting down and looking at someone but there's something in her posture and expression that gives off sexooooo vibes. One was in character and one was going through the motions. Or maybe Bellucci's just always like that
I think january jones is autistic unironically
She was so well cast, but she acted like she was barely awake during the whole movie.
This behavior is petty, pathetic and self-serving. Stop being such so moronic about your endeavors, Olivia. No one thinks about you like that. No one likes you like that.
zeneya in dunc
Brad Pitt in Inglorious Bastards looks like he's doing an SNL sketch.
Kek I know bastards isn't popular around here rn but Pitt is literally doing a comedic performance in that movie
His accent is embarrassingly bad though, and it's never played for comedic effect. It's just a shitty attempt at a Kentucky accent when the character could have just as easily been from Missouri and still done the southern pride bullshit.
Brat pitt is literally from the south if you consider missouri the south
mizzou is a sec football school
What about his accent in Kalifornia?
Jodie Foster in Elysium
Her character was written poorly and the director was more concerned with nutting inside her than attempting to direct a good performance out of her in spite of it. Not her fault. No one could have made what she was given to work with good. At least she was hot.
Winona in Dracula.
Karen Gillen in In a Valley of Violence
god that movie was such shit
she was so kino in that
Di Caprio in almost everything but especially in Django, such an awful accent, it took me out of the movie everytime he spoke, quintessential ''unnatural'' actor trying to act
I'm watching Waterloo right now, and Rod Steiger fricking sucks as Napoleon, he's doing a shitty Shakespearean Hitler impression or some shit
The acting in that terrible Rollerball movie from 2002. What garbage.
switch is great.
That was good though.
That's what it would look like if you just turned off forever.
Everything about 2 Fast 2 Furious is god awful. But this chick and her cring dialogue and terrible delivery really take the cake.
Megan Fox in Transformers. Though she was mich better in the second
Watchmen is full of fantastic performances but Silk Spectre is pretty bad, especially towards the end.
Honestly think you nailed it OP. Not as memorable, but Daniel Craig in Tomb Raider is similarly wooden and terrible, plus has a terrible "American" accent.
Keanu has been horribly miscast in a few things (Dracula, Much Ado) but at least he tries. Honestly I enjoy early-Pacino scenery-chewing.
Dakota Fanning in War of the Worlds.
Her constant screaming ruined the movie.
Is it bad acting though? Would a girl her age not be screaming the entire time?
Frick you haters, January Jones is one of the hottest chicks ever and I would give anything to Draper her Betty...ifyaknowwhatimean
Thank you for defending the mother of my child. She doesn't deserve the scrutiny she recieves.
She never did, anon. Good for you on the insemination. I'm proud of you for cumming so deep inside her.