Flashback of white man beating his child saves the day.
Conquering hero is stifled middle management woman who went to Harvard and got tired of watching what those troglodytes were doing.
Netflix's answer to JK Simmons saying >This is the only thing I'm good at
As he grabs a rifle and goes to his death.
fricking kek. at least it's upfront and not trying to be subtle. based Bay just following corporate story edits so he can film his double chopper scene down in LA. Amboolance has a bunch of kino scenes
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Netflix are so fricking stupid. It's so obvious directors just took the money bags and blew it all experimenting.
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holy headache. Bay's got a hard-on for drones. Apparently he hired some professional zoomer competitive drone riders, you know the drone labyrinth shit? So these morons who know zilch about cinema filmed those scenes.
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WTF is that supposed to be?
Is there anyone left in Hollywood that knows how to make a movie?
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It's Michael Bay bro he's always been borderline experimental with nonsensical cuts, just now the abstract art is also in the shots themselves with drones, it's contemporary art bro
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straight-to-tv tier CGI
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how do you have practical effects yet somehow it looks fake and cgi?
even Bay slammed the cheap CGI on the movie, but it's practical and if you look closely one of the stuntmen almost died here
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>looks dangerous but totally controlled bro trust me & don't sue me please
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shit
legit thought it was a green screen no cap
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wtf were they thinking looks like a lot of people could have easily died
2 years ago
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how do you have practical effects yet somehow it looks fake and cgi?
2 years ago
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isn't that the scene where the cameraman almost died lol
6 underground felt like cheap eurotrash up until the actual heist, which was bordering on kino. Judging by the clips, "The Gay Man" is even more of a disgrace, considering the cast. idk how they could frick it up so hard
It is JUST barely more stomachable than 6 underground, and only because of the casting. >6 underground
Ryan Reynolds, James Franco >Gray Man
Goose, Ana de Armas, Billy Bob Thornton
They both fricking suck, but GM sucks very slightly less.
6 underground didn't have James Franco it had Dave Franco for like 5 minutes. did you even watch the movie? if not good for you because it was dogshit but you don't know what you're talking about.
its got good action, good hero and villain performances and some legitimately funny one liners, what more could you want? if you hate nigflix and evans thats fine but its not a bad movie for what it is
>good action
The movie is rated PG-13, saying it's got "good action" just because it's not constrained by the usual Disney no-drawing-blood rule is laughable. The gunplay was capable but the hand to hand was a joke, like a John Wick fan film. >good hero
Six has zero (0) character development throughout the movie. He's introduced at the start with literally 2 sentences and then it jump cuts to 18! years later and we're expected to just go along with it as if we've seen him be a human during that period. He's a boring, blank slate. Gosling plays the Gosling character and nothing else. >villain performances
The primary antagonist (Evans) was just a dogshit version of Cavill's character from MI: Fallout, all the way down to the way he looks. Completely soulless and Chris Evans can't play a serious character to save his life. The Indian incel character was more capably acted and he was a literal fricking joke character.
This shit felt like a fricking Marvel flick. I didn't know who directed it, torrented it and watched it with a friend - looked it up halfway through, directed by the same guys that did half the fricking avengers movies. Why they decided to put these morons in charge of a relatively serious story I'll never know, but my guess is money laundering. It's fricking PG-13. >something serious or "tragic" happens (tragic is in scare quotes because at no point will you form an emotional attachment to any character, not even Gosling's)
immediately followed up by a cheap quip. Every single fricking time. Disney has ruined filmmaking.
Once you are the main male character of THE chick flick of a decade you get your pick to be in any movie you want for the next 10-20 years depending on how your looks hold up because you'll be a draw to the wimmenz
No way. It's better than Spiderhead, another recent Netflix movie with comic book people. It's actually not bad, just formulaic. Ryan and Chris have badass scenes.
In the movie he gets called a Ken Doll, and in the Barbie movie he plays just that.
How funny.
I liked it, turn your brain off schlock action and Evans plays a pretty good crazy bad guy.
Am I a moron for thinking this movie has a little satire in it?
Take for instance the war in Prague. How often do we see these Jason Bourne type movies have these battles in a city, even with local cops involved, and NOTHING comes out of it. But this movie makes a big deal out of this
Markus & McFeely are usually solid writers (Pain & Gain for instance) but man that opening scene was fricken cringe level writing. Russo's are fricken hacks.
I watched Ambulence the other night it was kinda shit. Jake kinda saves everything a bit tho since he's actually charismatic unlike Gosling who just rides off his handsome looks.
>both this and terminal list got announced around the same time with similar pitch >rogue glowie on the run is my favorite boomer trope >was hyped for both but more so for gay man because goose is literally me >terminal list was pure kino >gay man is literally quipfest reddit capeshit
disgusting! how could goose betray me like this?
It's pretty good but chris pratt does this weird forced southern accent the entire time. Amazon shilled it here like crazy for a week when it came out.
Goose either got fricked or he's doing an exit-scam after Barbie and raking in the cash before early retirement. No way he would vouch for this garbo-trash, artistically
Haven't watched. I thought since it had Gosling it would be guaranteed banger, but then again you have those capeshit brothers in charge, I look forward to Barbie (2023) anyway
frick, some of the screenshots are so kino-tier. I just wanna see goose go stealth-ham with a silenced M4 and clown on bad guys. and they made it pg fricking 13 what the frick
The Gay Man
hot!!
2022's worst POS movie is Alex Garland's Men
incorrect but i'll give you the chance to correct yourself
Thank you. 2022's worst POS movie is Alex Garland's Men (for those who didn't unhide the spoiler)
Flashback of white man beating his child saves the day.
Conquering hero is stifled middle management woman who went to Harvard and got tired of watching what those troglodytes were doing.
Netflix's answer to JK Simmons saying
>This is the only thing I'm good at
As he grabs a rifle and goes to his death.
Can you suck China's dick any more?
Is it just as bad as Michael Bay's netflix big budget shitfest 6 Underground?
havent seen that movie yet
Don't.
Also don't see Ambulance. SJW saves the day against incompetent police as a bank robber tries to pay for his wife's medical bills.
too late
fricking kek. at least it's upfront and not trying to be subtle. based Bay just following corporate story edits so he can film his double chopper scene down in LA. Amboolance has a bunch of kino scenes
Netflix are so fricking stupid. It's so obvious directors just took the money bags and blew it all experimenting.
holy headache. Bay's got a hard-on for drones. Apparently he hired some professional zoomer competitive drone riders, you know the drone labyrinth shit? So these morons who know zilch about cinema filmed those scenes.
WTF is that supposed to be?
Is there anyone left in Hollywood that knows how to make a movie?
It's Michael Bay bro he's always been borderline experimental with nonsensical cuts, just now the abstract art is also in the shots themselves with drones, it's contemporary art bro
straight-to-tv tier CGI
even Bay slammed the cheap CGI on the movie, but it's practical and if you look closely one of the stuntmen almost died here
>looks dangerous but totally controlled bro trust me & don't sue me please
shit
legit thought it was a green screen no cap
wtf were they thinking looks like a lot of people could have easily died
how do you have practical effects yet somehow it looks fake and cgi?
isn't that the scene where the cameraman almost died lol
michael BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
6 underground felt like cheap eurotrash up until the actual heist, which was bordering on kino. Judging by the clips, "The Gay Man" is even more of a disgrace, considering the cast. idk how they could frick it up so hard
It is JUST barely more stomachable than 6 underground, and only because of the casting.
>6 underground
Ryan Reynolds, James Franco
>Gray Man
Goose, Ana de Armas, Billy Bob Thornton
They both fricking suck, but GM sucks very slightly less.
6 underground didn't have James Franco it had Dave Franco for like 5 minutes. did you even watch the movie? if not good for you because it was dogshit but you don't know what you're talking about.
those are the same person
They're all the worst
filtered
its got good action, good hero and villain performances and some legitimately funny one liners, what more could you want? if you hate nigflix and evans thats fine but its not a bad movie for what it is
>good action
The movie is rated PG-13, saying it's got "good action" just because it's not constrained by the usual Disney no-drawing-blood rule is laughable. The gunplay was capable but the hand to hand was a joke, like a John Wick fan film.
>good hero
Six has zero (0) character development throughout the movie. He's introduced at the start with literally 2 sentences and then it jump cuts to 18! years later and we're expected to just go along with it as if we've seen him be a human during that period. He's a boring, blank slate. Gosling plays the Gosling character and nothing else.
>villain performances
The primary antagonist (Evans) was just a dogshit version of Cavill's character from MI: Fallout, all the way down to the way he looks. Completely soulless and Chris Evans can't play a serious character to save his life. The Indian incel character was more capably acted and he was a literal fricking joke character.
This movie was fricking horrible.
>Chris Evans can't play a serious character to save his life.
Lloyd was hardly a serious character.
The only reason he wasn't a serious character was because he was written with a quip every second line.
the plot and acting is shit you have bad taste
This shit felt like a fricking Marvel flick. I didn't know who directed it, torrented it and watched it with a friend - looked it up halfway through, directed by the same guys that did half the fricking avengers movies. Why they decided to put these morons in charge of a relatively serious story I'll never know, but my guess is money laundering. It's fricking PG-13.
>something serious or "tragic" happens (tragic is in scare quotes because at no point will you form an emotional attachment to any character, not even Gosling's)
immediately followed up by a cheap quip. Every single fricking time. Disney has ruined filmmaking.
I don't understand how Gosling gets roles as all his movies are bombs
The Place Beyond the Pines
Blade Runner 2049
Drive
The Notebook
La La Land
The Big Short
Crazy Stupid Love
First Man
I am saying these are all great films, but they were successful. Try hard, Black person.
Those movies didn't make money
Once you are the main male character of THE chick flick of a decade you get your pick to be in any movie you want for the next 10-20 years depending on how your looks hold up because you'll be a draw to the wimmenz
What was he looking at?
scrolling through her insta
No way. It's better than Spiderhead, another recent Netflix movie with comic book people. It's actually not bad, just formulaic. Ryan and Chris have badass scenes.
JOI stripping.
In the movie he gets called a Ken Doll, and in the Barbie movie he plays just that.
How funny.
I liked it, turn your brain off schlock action and Evans plays a pretty good crazy bad guy.
Chris Evans is box office poison
Except for the billions that the Captain American and Avengers movies made. Stupid frick.
nobody cares gay
I'm not watching anything with Evans, that homosexual needs to disappear.
Anyone else get wood during Ana's fight scenes? I want to bite her ass just once, bros...
Was not good but much better than Red Notice. Gray Man is nowhere near some levels of trash that are out there.
Am I a moron for thinking this movie has a little satire in it?
Take for instance the war in Prague. How often do we see these Jason Bourne type movies have these battles in a city, even with local cops involved, and NOTHING comes out of it. But this movie makes a big deal out of this
Markus & McFeely are usually solid writers (Pain & Gain for instance) but man that opening scene was fricken cringe level writing. Russo's are fricken hacks.
What the frick were they thinking?
jesus, this is even worse than the poo in the loo fight scene. Can't believe I thought this movie would be good
what the frick
does this movie actually have anything to do with the books?
I watched Ambulence the other night it was kinda shit. Jake kinda saves everything a bit tho since he's actually charismatic unlike Gosling who just rides off his handsome looks.
>both this and terminal list got announced around the same time with similar pitch
>rogue glowie on the run is my favorite boomer trope
>was hyped for both but more so for gay man because goose is literally me
>terminal list was pure kino
>gay man is literally quipfest reddit capeshit
disgusting! how could goose betray me like this?
is the terminal list any good?
It's pretty good but chris pratt does this weird forced southern accent the entire time. Amazon shilled it here like crazy for a week when it came out.
I thought it was kino
Goose either got fricked or he's doing an exit-scam after Barbie and raking in the cash before early retirement. No way he would vouch for this garbo-trash, artistically
Haven't watched. I thought since it had Gosling it would be guaranteed banger, but then again you have those capeshit brothers in charge, I look forward to Barbie (2023) anyway
did none of the test audiences complain about the two harvard glowBlack folk living? shit ending really killed my boner
The chick's ass makes it worth it for her, at least.
>no refn-directed slowburn operator kino with autistic operator protag
frick, some of the screenshots are so kino-tier. I just wanna see goose go stealth-ham with a silenced M4 and clown on bad guys. and they made it pg fricking 13 what the frick
Thor Love and Thunder
>mercenary
>just lighted Vienna on fire
>"no honor here you want to kill child I, Pajeet, refuse to work with you anymore"
Any henwick enjoyers here
the not gay man