Worst Seinfeld episode?

Worst Seinfeld episode?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idk, probably something from season 1 or 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this. The episode where Jerry and Elaine get back together is particularly bad. That might be my least favorite.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't like the statue
        this character being finnish doesn't make any sense

        nbc wanted them to, so larry did it without any romance and it was supposed to be the season finale

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >don't like the statue
          How can you not like that episode?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            jerry is a neat freak, he doesn't need a cleaner in the first place
            rava and ray are both bad characters, bad writing

            The one with the 5 minute diatribe by the israeli doctor who is about to do the circumsicm

            just painfully unfunny, uncomfortable television. not sure what the joke was supposed to be. maybe the absurdism in how long they let the rant go?

            the bris
            it's a mohel

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >jerry is a neat freak, he doesn't need a cleaner in the first place
              He's doing it as a favour to Elaine.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >jerry is a neat freak, he doesn't need a cleaner in the first place
              Jerry's a lazy c**t. You really think he's taking a day off to clean those cereal cupboards of his? Hell no. He'll pay someone the same way he pays the dry-cleaner.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >nbc wanted them to
          Be it in film or in tv, why is it always the studios that pull this kind of moronic shit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >this character being finnish doesn't make any sense
          She sounded more like a Swede and didn't really act particularly Finnish except act vaguely suicidal.

          t. Binland

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Statue was the best episode from the first two seasons

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do better. So many good lines for that ep. Shame on you.

          Jason Alexander almost refused to do the episode because he thought it was over the line antisemitic.

          There's no way that's true

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think Larry says that’s the worst episode

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I think Larry says that’s the worst episode
          good so we agree then. Well, I haven't seen season 9. So maybe there's something in there I'd like less.

          I'm making sure not to watch season 9 even though I've watched all the episodes from the other seasons at least 50 times each by now. I feel like there's more Seinfeld I have yet to watch, and it feels good.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you ever do decide to watch the last season, never watch The Puerto Rican Day or The Finale.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's no contest: The Puerto Rican Day Parade and The Finale. These are the only episodes of the show worse than decent.

              Why do people hate The Puerto Rican Day again?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's just a shitty episode. Back in the day there was a big stink about it because there is a scene with Kramer stomping on the Puerto Rican flag. It was pulled from syndication over it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It was pulled from syndication over it.

                it was really weird the first time I saw it, had been watching for years and then here's an episode I've never seen before

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I felt the same way when I watched the NYC episode of The Simpsons, but was disappointed at what a piece of shit it was. I was going in expecting a comfy episode from the last good season, but it more reminded me of the later seasons.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That episode works as a one-off. I love how Homer is pushed to the absolute limit, and just can't contain his outrage as life is consistently shitting on him through the entire day. The problem was it slowly becoming the baseline for his character, and he's just acting like an butthole unprovoked.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                wrong it was a fine episode and also extremely comfy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                based petey before he started a family and got severed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                damn, didn't realize it was him but now I see it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do people hate The Puerto Rican Day again?
                All the plotlines are shit and it's just not funny.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's Gotta Hurt! is great. Wtf are you talking about?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's Gotta Hurt! is great. Wtf are you talking about?

                >Jerry's beef with black guy in the Golf
                >George watching Hindenburg movie
                >That Schindler's List parody
                >Kramer burning the flag
                >Jerry, George and Kramer's aliases all meeting in the apartment for sale

                Kino episode.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                schindlers list parody ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the fake rivalry between Art Vandalay, H.E. Pennypacker, and Jerry's alter-ego he makes up on the spot isn't funny

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't pander to groomosexuals so it makes them omegaseethe

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I may never watch the finale honestly. I have a (good) habit of just not finishing shows. I don't like the feeling of knowing a show is over

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              PR day parade episode isn’t that bad. It felt like they wanted to do a season one “trapped in one location” episode like the Chinese restaurant or parking garage …but it’s not successful
              It’s bad but it’s not unwatchable
              The series finale is just weird . First half is okay. When they go on trial it’s just unfunny

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Finale is incredible and I can tell it truly hurt you, condemning you in your useless passivity and cowardice, telling you directly you belong in fricking prison. The greatest series finale of all time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I can tell it truly hurt you
                Take it easy Larry, it sucked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that sucks. I also dont like the spare a square episode, I forget what the actual name is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve never seen that episode but is it where pic related is from? What was so bad about it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Watch it and find out

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No thanks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What was so bad about it?

          Its all about how sex changes a relationship. Jerry and Elaine make a pact where they can have sex supposedly without having a relationships or emotional hang ups and it doesn't work. The episode ends up being more cringey and dramatic then funny. It also resulted in Elaine being written off the show for a while because it ended with the relationship between Jerry and Elaine becoming irreparably awkward.

          I think its one of those ideas that sounds funny on paper but doesn't really work.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is scary. I don't want to see Larry David like this.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How bout this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                haha oh man

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It also resulted in Elaine being written off the show for a while

            no it didn't
            it was supposed to be the season finale, but then they moved season 2 episodes around
            she was used normally in season 3

            [...]
            How do you still make money an issue when you have hundreds of millions? How can you still be greedy at that point?

            jerry doesn't consider himself an actor, he sees himself as different than the cast

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody else considers him an actor either.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn't she also pregnant at the time? There were episodes where they shot around it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the one where they go to India is always a skip for me

        those episodes are kino only morons hate them, worst episode is anything with that israelite kathy griffin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that your contention?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the one where they go to India is always a skip for me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This and the shitty Puerto Rico one are the only two always skipped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/QklZ7m5.jpg

      Worst Seinfeld episode?

      If thats the one done in reverse chronological order it's borderline unwatchable, has to be the worst

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I'm a moronic brainlet but I like that one Jugdish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Comfy ep featuring drunk Elaine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like Kramer's side story about being cursed by his friend who remembered years before, Kramer threw a snowball at him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the jugdish bit is the only top bit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i like drunk/stoned elaine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        requesting the webm where she goes doggy position and jerry is rolling his eyes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this is a jpg

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of my favorites. The backwards sequencing is brilliant.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Was definitely more fun watching the second time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Was definitely more fun watching the second time.

        What was brilliant about it? It was a very uninteresting episode in order, so they threw in a gimmick to make people watch it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was a largely boring episode though I did like the flashback to when Jerry was moving into his apartment

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think they 'threw it in', the episode was clearly written with the gimmick in mind, like George ordering the 'clams casino' or Kramer's lollipop getting bigger. True, in normal order the episode falls apart but it wasn't meant to be viewed like that anyway. And it's a season 9 episode so it wouldn't have been funny either way.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the episode is 'the betrayal' and named after a play that's also in reverse order, with a character named after the writer of the play
            they absolutely knew what they were doing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Jerry Seinfeld's a funny guy!" I liked George's raging in that one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When someone gets me with a solid roast “(name) is a funny guy!” is my go to response.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"He SCHNAPED me"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I lo love that episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered hard great episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      drop dead

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Festivus and you fricking know it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Festivus is alright, if only for the dinner scene at the end
      But what I hate about that episode is how they still keep trying to turn Festivus into a real thing to this day. It's just fricking stupid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anything with Kruger is gold.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta be The Dog. Painfully unfunny and cringy episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah id agree, this episode is just a miss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. The only unwatchable one in my book

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick were they thinking not having the dog on the set, and instead having a sound machine instead??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't it Larry David doing the dog noises?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd had about half a dozen in mind before you jogged my memory that this existed. Hands down worse than what I'd had in mind.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This too. If I remember right, both Jerry & Larry hate this episode the most.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that Jerry hated "The Alternate Side" more, with the cookies in the old man's mouth

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I typically defend the first couple of seasons as not being as bad as people say, but now that I'm looking at the episode list they are all pretty shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they're bad, just unremarkable. Some good episodes, though, like The Chinese Restaurant, The Jacket, The Phone Message and The Statue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first eps were literally a show about nothing, back when they still believed that would make a good sitcom. Then after a bit, they realized they need actual stories

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Stake Out is unironically one of my favorite episodes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based af good ep and Art Corve-Vandelay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would have killed the show if it wasn't israeli

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the show gets good after Jason Alexander stops doing a Woody Allen impression.

      Gotta be The Dog. Painfully unfunny and cringy episode.

      this episode is terrible

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >stops doing a Woody Allen impression.
        and starts doing a Larry David impression.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Finale.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. The Finale.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Finale is a classic series-ender that just keeps getting funnier and funnier each time I go back and rewatch "Seinfeld". Same with The Puerto Rican Day.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's no contest: The Puerto Rican Day Parade and The Finale. These are the only episodes of the show worse than decent.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    every single season 1 episode is worse than every other non clip show episode in the series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Stakeout, The Robbery and The Stock Tip are all decent. Seinfeld Chronicles and Male Unbonding are mediocre.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      every episode in season 1 is superior to the babu bhatt episode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why you hating on Babu? Also that episode had the IQ test sub-plot which I admit was kind of weak.
        t. very very bad man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the best part of that episode was kramer calling it a statue of limitations

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Rip Torn in the bed?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one with the 5 minute diatribe by the israeli doctor who is about to do the circumsicm

    just painfully unfunny, uncomfortable television. not sure what the joke was supposed to be. maybe the absurdism in how long they let the rant go?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jason Alexander almost refused to do the episode because he thought it was over the line antisemitic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t the whole show written by israelites?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there's certain levels to israeliness and Larry David is on the bottom ones (near the gentiles).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You couldn’t be more incorrect

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lmao, larry david is a walking israeli caricature bro.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He embodies the neurotic stereotype about israelites. When I think about israelites I picture the scheming hooknosed semites plotting our destruction first and then I picture Larry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          larry david is one of those self hating israelites who never goes to temple

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's also one of those goy and Christ hating israelites.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do better. So many good lines for that ep. Shame on you.

        [...]
        There's no way that's true

        >Armstrong writes, “[Jason Alexander] hated the character of the mohel who circumcises Elaine’s friend’s child. Alexander said, ‘You have to go a long way to hit my israelite button. To me, this was anti-Semitic in a hurtful way.’ He told [Larry] David he’d have to boycott the episode and persuaded David to soften the portrayal. (In the end, the mohel was merely incompetent, rather than blatantly offensive.)”

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he wishes they hadn't made The Bet
          filtered by his own show

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, thanks. That makes sense that it's a toned down version, because I couldn't see why it was antisemitic. LD must have went overboard lmao. Would love to see that version.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Originally the dude was supposed to seem like he enjoyed doing circumcisions because he hated kids so much. That’s a lot of what Alexander didn’t like. He explains it really well in that kino interview he did with Archives on YouTube

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      really? It didn't feel that long to me and it was amusing. I thought that was a good episode especially when jerry and the mohel go at it in the hospital

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's a larry charles episode
      his episodes usually seem off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That scene was great though.
        >What did you do to my little cableboy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They were always a little too dark and tend to feature guns, which seems odd looking back.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pure kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The best scene in the show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >his episodes usually seem off
        I like them, though.
        You can't tell me Mr. Bookman isn't a classic character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Larry David is just not funny performing, but clearly world is not with me.

      I remember even when watching Seinfeld being confused with
      >Mr Steinbrenner
      scenes, which were just not amusing and were out of touch with the rest of the episodes (let alone show). Some weird, unfunny impression.
      Only later I realized it was show co-creator Larry David playing him, and then it all made sense.

      yep, it felt like he was doing some improv that works if the audience is dumb and tipsy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I could see the steinbrenner impressions being unfunny to people who aren't yankee fans

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I find any Larry David performance ufunny.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not, so this is complete nonsense to me, but I can appreciate the delivery and joke of Billy Martin being there multiple times despite not being in on the joke.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I could see the steinbrenner impressions being unfunny to people who aren't yankee fans

        I find any Larry David performance ufunny.

        Based, seinfeld got better after larry left, and the larry david show is thrash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >MOMMY I WANT WACKY MAN KWAYMEE TO BURST THROUGH THE DOOR AGAIN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've known people who ramble like that so I liked that bit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mohel rant is literally one of the best scenes period

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where the old guy gives jerry his pen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >getting filtered by Jack Klompus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hundreds of times
        Thousands!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thousands???!!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That episode is an absolute ripper. Only drawback is no George.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      found the gay who'd take the pen and then seethe!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      penlet detected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta agree here, it just has no redeeming qualities whatsoever

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of them. Genuinely a terrible TV show and unfunny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Next I bet you'll tell us Frasier was actually good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not that idiot (i love seinfeld), but frasier was actually good, especially seasons 1-7. kinda loses its way after that, but there are some kino episodes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frasier was pretty comfy though and actually had some great moments

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one with the creepy clown. Just a weird vibe and not many jokes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Fire?? The one where George rushes out and leaves everyone to be incinerated is a classic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, The Opera.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But that episode's fantastic! What are you, some kind of clown hater?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Overture! Curtains, Lights!
            >This is it! We'll hit the heights!
            >O what heights we'll hit....!
            >On with the show; This is it!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The one with the creepy clown. Just a weird vibe and not many jokes

          The Joe Davola episodes are top tier.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Found someone crazier than crazy Joe Davola.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you afraid of clowns?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pool Guy

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Maid fricking SUCKS.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no, the t-bone plot is one of the best george ones

      Yeah Jerry's parents were always unfunny and boring though Uncle Leo is always top tier. Easily one of my favourite side characters.

      it's funny if you've dealt with elderly israelites

      [...]
      There's good stuff in here, especially the Limo. Not sure what's with the larry charles hate. Is it some kind of reddit meme?

      he just has a darker sense of humor that conflicts with much of the show
      like george and the felon in the airplane bathroom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >My nickname from now on is...
        >... Koko the Monkey

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jerry & elaine discussing fricking again

    all episode references about jerry v elain romance ruin that episode

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the one from season 9 where he digs up the dead parakeet
    also, all of seasons 1, 2 and most of 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's one of the greatest episodes.
      >Fredo was weak and stupid and shoulda never ate the key.
      >Phil....Mrs. Phil

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it felt like a whacky classic sitcom shenanigans that don't fit the characters, Jerry would never, EVER, go dig up a dead animal for a key. ever.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For me that's what was funny about it. The fact that he went along with Kramer's schemes seemed so out of character but hilarious at the same time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he was doing it for the cuff links, which he absolutely would do for Jerry Lewis.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's one of the times jerry calls out george for lying
        >george peppard has been dead for years
        also
        >he drove a car with no arms

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any episode written by Larry Charles. This motherfricker was NOT funny.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anything from season 1.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The entire LA arc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >arc
      wasn't it like 2 episodes?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s an arc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if you say so

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You know who had an Arc?
          Noah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        3 episodes if I recall.
        >first episode is Kramer giving Jerry back his keys and moving to LA
        >2nd episode is Jerry and George going to LA for the Tonight Show and searching for Kramer
        >3rd episode is Kramer being accused of murder

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i think the 2nd and 3rd aired as one long episode originally.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        3 episodes, written by the incredibly unfunny Larry Charles.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Statue
          >The Limo
          >The Subway
          >The Bubble Boy
          >The Opera
          >The Airport
          >The Fire
          He's definitely written some half-decent episodes. The Contest is overrated as frick btw

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'm actually shocked he wrote the bubble boy, but i guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Larry David also has a writing credit for that episode.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'm actually shocked he wrote the bubble boy, but i guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.

                There's good stuff in here, especially the Limo. Not sure what's with the larry charles hate. Is it some kind of reddit meme?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot about the Outing that was also a great episode. Shit beisdes the Heart Attack and the Bris those are all pretty solid episodes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally 1 poster. Everyone loves Larry Charles, the third heat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no, the t-bone plot is one of the best george ones
                [...]
                it's funny if you've dealt with elderly israelites
                [...]
                he just has a darker sense of humor that conflicts with much of the show
                like george and the felon in the airplane bathroom

                I wish "The Bet" got filmed, it had potential to be one of the best Seinfeld episodes of all time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              MOOPS!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Those are all top tier episodes except The Statue.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Maybe the pervert in the park had a little present for you in his pants, didn't he?
          >Hey how'd you know about the guy in the park?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anything directly involving any type of plot about Jerry or George's parents, though some episodes with George's parents are funny, like The Van or The Bro. I just find Jerry's parents to be painfully boring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Jerry's parents were always unfunny and boring though Uncle Leo is always top tier. Easily one of my favourite side characters.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not this one. Gina was muy caliente.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That one where the fat bald loser has an attractive girlfriend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, not a loser

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never really like the very first episode. It just feels weird and makes me uncomfortable.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've interrupted this show at 06×09, so I got a lot to see. But the episode that, for the first time, actually got me mad and reduced my appreciament for this serie was "The puffy shirt".
    >Jerry apparently HAS to wear this ridicule shirt only because he couldn't that autistic frick of Kramer's girlfriend
    >He does, he gets ridiculed at an important live show
    >Gets assaulted by the mongoloid woman because said that he hated the shirt
    >George gets in between and of course loses what made him unique, his beautiful hands that get burnt by an ironer

    The latter was the one that got me more mad, I knew that George couldn't be happy and successful for that thing and has to lose it in a wacky incident

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the actual costanza that seinfeld knew did hand modelling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the way he held the ironer was also stupid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That episode was fricking hilarious. The story about the hand model who’s hand got deformed because he wasn’t master of his domain was funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >George couldn't be happy and successful
      That’s the joke and what makes George an endearing character. He’s also a horrible person who’s done a lot of shitty things

      >Buying cheap wedding envelopes, causing Susan to die
      >Faking a disability so he could have perks even after getting exposed
      >forcing his way into a family’s house to watch Breakfast At Tiffanies because he refused to read the book
      >Pushing children and an old lady out of the way because of a kitchen fire that wasn’t even that severe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The wedding envelopes were not his fault. How the frick could he have known? It's envelopes for a wedding he doesn't even want to be at.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s because he’s a cheap ass. It also didn’t help he was seemingly glad Susan died so he could be single again

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So he's a bad person because he's a cheap ass? If you unwittingly bought faulty products that lead to someone's death would that make you a bad person?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              > If you unwittingly bought faulty products that lead to someone's death would that make you a bad person
              yes
              if my warehouse supervisor cheaps out and buys goods that don't meet safety standards, and there's an accident, his ass is 100% on the line

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't the episode called The Low Talker or am I thinking about something else?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's called The Puffy Shirt but it is the low talker episode.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl+F
    >No Newman
    Confirmed, Wayne Knight was the best character actor they had on that show, and all of his episodes are elevated because they included him.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the bottle deposit ones are real stinkers, they don't even feel like Seinfeld

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked those ones.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        are those the only ones you like?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry and Elaine in Miami
    Jerry and the dog

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one where Kramer and George are stuck in the liquor store because Saddam Hussein doubled parked is really bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That one had some good George moments.
      >You're telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? *snort* No way is wine better than Pepsi!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        “It’s Gortex”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Elaine/Jerry story is alright with the hair in the cake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's kind of amazing how many duds the show still had after it already reached it's "golden age" (season 4 onward). this episode when i think about it feels like it belongs in season 2 or 3, yet it was in season 5.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For real. I was looking over the episode list when I started the thread and there is indeed some really bad stuff that I've blocked out of my mind. I completely forgot about the moronic "Kramer moves to L.A." arc. So bad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The LA arc is when the show found its footing. Hard disagree.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the more zany last two season episodes. It's amazing to me that Bizzaro Jerry is a real plotline and they really are from Bizzaroworld.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s weird that the last two seasons were after Larry David left and get way wackier and outlandish but nobody really thinks that the show jumped the shark. Pretty rare to achieve that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ending at 9 seasons was the sweet spot. if they ended at season 7 people would have wanted more seasons or a shitty revival. if they ended at 11, huge portions would have been noticeably different if not just plain bad

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "The Dog" sucked. It seems like a season 1 episode but its season 4. No memorable jokes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's early season 3, when the show hadn't really gotten good yet. In fact, the next episode is The Library, which I consider to be the beginning of the golden era.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"The Stranded" is the 27th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. It is the tenth episode of the show's third season.[1] It first aired on November 27, 1991.[1] The episode was originally produced for Season 2 but was postponed because Larry David was dissatisfied with the episode;[2] it was therefore advertised as a "lost" episode. It was also released in the first and second season set instead of the third.

    Yeah, it's shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hey that's the one with The Shield in it

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the episode where Elaine wants to see what a dress looks like in a mirror other than the flattering store mirror, and the whole crew winds up stuck in the dressing room for hours

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first two seasons, basically. I don't find them watchable in the least.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really starting to dislike the Drake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hate The Drake?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I for one really like the later seasons where the plots and characters get zanier. Seasons 1 and 2 are terrible.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The pilot

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Dog
    >The Busboy
    >The Stranded
    >The one with Bette Midler
    >The Wizard

    Only ones I usually skip.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the only time I’ve actually felt bad for George is when his black coworker accused him of being a racist because George complemented him for looking like Sugar Ray Robinson. And it turned out George wasn’t the only one who thought that, proving the co worker was an butthole

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    “Well you’re not doing too bad yourself”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      could they make fun of morons today?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly no.

        Kino.

        That whole episode had some great moments, specially from Jimmy

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"what you mean you not gonna have sex with me in front of my ex husband's corpse, are you even a man?"
    Women are truly evil, aren't they?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her body her rules sweetie, if he truly cared about her he wouldn't have dropped dead, that's an inconvenience for her to deal with.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of them.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats the most unrealistic scene in the series?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      George running on the pitch "naked"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can see this happening back in the 80s/90s.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      George dating 9/10 models.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When I was younger I always figured she was getting mad at him pitching a tent in his pants, cause why would someone just whip their dick out like that randomly? Made no sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God she looks so sexy here

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from season 1/2 stuff, the episode where george tries to frick his cousin and the peterman book tour are ones I remember being stinkers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah and the one with the mechanic that steals jerry's car. That one is just awful

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The ones after Larry David left

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Blood
    I know season 9 episodea are considered the worst but this episode was particularly bad and felt like a malcom in the middle episode. Not Seinfeld.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I much prefer season 1 and 2 to 8 and 9. There's so much weird and unfunny shit in the final seasons. Like these guys. God bless Lloyd Bridges, but what the frick was the deal with them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but what the frick was the deal with them?
        well they weren't having any of Jerry's macho head games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was go time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The final season sucked ass. It felt like a totally different show, almost. Imagine how bad it would have got of they kept going like NBC wanted them too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like The Voice, The Frogger and the Kruger episodes, but other than that, it sucked.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the absurdity of it all. It felt like live action looney Tunes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The final season sucked ass.
          It was different, but it had some great eps
          >Butter Shave
          >Serenity Now
          >Merv Griffin Show
          >The Slicer
          >The Apology
          >The Strike
          >The Reverse Peephole

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The final season sucked ass. It felt like a totally different show, almost. Imagine how bad it would have got of they kept going like NBC wanted them too.

        These.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You think you're better than me?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You think you're better than me?

        You think you're better than HIM?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Bubble Boy.
    The columnist episode
    The one when kramer doea the aids walk

    These episodes felt "off" and nothing particularly funny happened in them.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The very last episode was so goddamn bad. Not a single thing went over. It was so weird they went ultra normie

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The episode where Jerry had to deal with his girlfriends step mom.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one where jerry dates the loser girl

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The post-Larry seasons were mostly trash. Peterman, the worst character by far, started to feature more prominently in the last two seasons.
    Most of the two-part episodes just didn't work: 'The Raincoats' from season 5 and 'The Cadillac' from season 7 in particular had weak premises that didn't need to be stretched as far as they were.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The post-Larry seasons were mostly trash.
      They were more goofy, but still very, very funny.
      >Most of the two-part episodes just didn't work:
      I loved them all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I loved them all.
        Why? Like, hurr this guy likes spending time with old people. Hurr Morty is a israelite who doesn't want Kramer harping in on his raincoats idea too much. That one in particular was needlessly extended

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the one with the Midget actors who got mad at the other midget for wearing lifts. That or the alcoholic episode.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not counting the first few seasons, one my least favorites is the one where George becomes a genius by not having sex (and Elaine become a moron by not having sex).

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Kramer do it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

      ...and i love it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This whole scene is probably my favorite seinfeld moment

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best episode incoming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no Kramer
      >no interconnecting plots
      >characters acting like impatient morons
      I don't get the love for this episode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its just a fantastic bubble episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why wasn't Kramer in this again?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kramer doesnt leave his or Jerrys apartment in the earlier seasons right? he's basically a shut in

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They justified it by saying "Kramer never left his apartment" in the early seasons. They talk about it on the DVD extras. Michael Richards was furious over it.

          I thought that was only a thing in the first season. He left the apartment in several S2 episodes, like The Busboy, which was before The Chinese Restaurant.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think its more that Jerry, George and Elaine in the earlier seasons wouldnt invite Kramer out for dinner etc since he's the strange neighbour

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he would have improved it
              jerry's storyline with the woman isn't funny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They justified it by saying "Kramer never left his apartment" in the early seasons. They talk about it on the DVD extras. Michael Richards was furious over it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was still the weird neighbor who didn't have storylines of his own and just showed up at the apartment, they weren't friends with him yet to go out to places

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just happy none of you plebeian turds said The Jacket, which is my favorite episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they couldn't bring back elaine's dad because the actor tried to steal a knife from jerry's apartment set

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a lousy reason not to bring him back. Lawrence Tierney as Alton Benes is classic, has some of the best lines of any character in the series, and The Jacket is also my favorite Seinfeld episode.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they explain why

          ?t=134

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Jacket

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best episode is the ASSMAN episode

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that episode where george gets hair and the resolution/punchline is just elaine being an annoying c**t for no reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the way Elaine fricks over the Soup Nazi guy

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I define worst as the episode I revisit the least, i'd say The Betrayal s09e08. The latter two seasons are certainly different given the shake-up of writers, but they still offer up some great episodes. But for me its the betrayal

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worst episode is where george becomes a genius after not getting to have sex

    So hacky and sitcomy

    Big bang tier episode

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly can't remenber most episodes from the first 2-3 seasons so the worst episode is probably around there or it's the final

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      S3 is the best season, get filtered harder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Best season is like 5 or 6.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I just said S3 is the best season

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any episode from seasons 8-9 except the finale which is just ok.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't a fan of Puerto Rican day.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder a perfectly kino 480p DVD rip exists online, dont fall for the 16:9 HD meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based 4:3 chad. I've been picking up the old dvds at thrift shops to rewatch since they're mad cheap and have the show uncropped.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how Jason Alexander acts like he had a huge part of writing the show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never got that vibe at all. He always points out how good the writing is and seems to rightfully know how important he was as an actor for it to work. He did threaten to quit a few times over things he disagreed with in scripts though

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Season 4 is the best season

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Marine Biologist is a perfect episode.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really fricking hated The Doorman episode. I like the actor enough, crazy that he was locked in to play George before Alexander came along.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, what the frick was his problem?

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related is a kino interview with how fricking honest Alexander is about everything. Plot lines he hated, actors he didn’t like, etc.

    I’m really curious why he and Jerry had a falling out for a bit while the show was still on though. I know he says they worked it out but maybe it was about contracts or some shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because Jerry started dating a freshly turned 18 year old he'd known for years and was grooming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. Larry and Jerry made hundreds of millions from syndication and I don't think any of the other three saw even a tiny fraction of it.

      The part of the interview where he roasts Heidi Swedberg is weird.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it was kind of funny how brutally honest he was but I kinda felt bad. Basically called her a horrible actress and wanted her fired “but we later became close” kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair she is a pretty shit actress in a lot of her scenes. The delivery of her lines when she and George are talking about the name "Seven" stands out in my mind.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I absolutely agree, just surprising to hear it from him.

            >how fricking honest Alexander is about everything.

            he even called jerry out for being greedy

            >"I'm not ashamed to talk numbers. I would say in the years that we've been in syndication, Julia, Michael and I have probably individually seen about a quarter of a million dollars out of residuals, whereas our brethren have seen hundreds of millions of dollars. Seinfeld has a profit of over a billion dollars."

            >"I said to Jerry when he made the decision years ago to not let us in, 'The day will come when you regret this decision, only because it's going to put us in a position eventually of seemingly tainting the wonderful impression of what this was for the four of us.

            >"You have created a rift between you and the three of us, and while we are in no way, shape or form looking for parity with you, you have created a chasm that is also inappropriate,' "

            Damn, really sounds like the falling out was about money then. He said it was worked out though, so maybe they restructured it or Seinfeld cut them all checks

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              jason and julia wouldn't do the dvd commentary unless they got a cut of dvd sales

              jason also has talked about how an audience cant not see him as george and it's affected his career

              >Well, the character of George is not a millstone around my neck but I had to turn to my former bosses and say, 'I'm not invested in the longevity of the show. The longevity of the show actually is a detriment to me right now. It keeps me from getting certain kind of work.

              he doesn't have a background in comedy, he's the only one of the main four that would do live theater

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >how fricking honest Alexander is about everything.

      he even called jerry out for being greedy

      >"I'm not ashamed to talk numbers. I would say in the years that we've been in syndication, Julia, Michael and I have probably individually seen about a quarter of a million dollars out of residuals, whereas our brethren have seen hundreds of millions of dollars. Seinfeld has a profit of over a billion dollars."

      >"I said to Jerry when he made the decision years ago to not let us in, 'The day will come when you regret this decision, only because it's going to put us in a position eventually of seemingly tainting the wonderful impression of what this was for the four of us.

      >"You have created a rift between you and the three of us, and while we are in no way, shape or form looking for parity with you, you have created a chasm that is also inappropriate,' "

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I absolutely agree, just surprising to hear it from him.
        [...]
        Damn, really sounds like the falling out was about money then. He said it was worked out though, so maybe they restructured it or Seinfeld cut them all checks

        How do you still make money an issue when you have hundreds of millions? How can you still be greedy at that point?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think any of the other three actors ever had “hundreds of millions”. Maybe Dreyfuss but I think that’s because her parents are loaded as frick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was thinking about Jerry.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because you get greedy and start thinking about "but then I'll be able to leave my shitty kids so much money they'll never have to work in their life, and their kids, and this is good frick everyone else" and blah blah blah.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He and Jerry had a falling out because he went on the Howard Stern Show around the same time Howard was giving him shit for dating an 18 year old. Jerry refused to go on the show again after being a regular guest for Stern.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who was in the wrong there?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think Alexander would give a shit

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one where Jerry turns himself into a pickle

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Before you go would you mind changing my diaper?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this one was pretty iffy. George's scenes were great.
      >Old guy: I guess I'm grateful for every moment I lived.
      >George (stupefied): ...Grateful!?

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Bris.

    I fricking hate that episode and always skip it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Weird seeing hate for this, this is one of my favorites.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But that has the pigman in it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate all the scenes with the Rabbi. Whoever played him was the single worst actor to ever guest star in the whole series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like it. Kinda weird making an episode based around that paricular israeli ritual, but Kramer's obsession with the pigman and Jerry's terrible Godfather imitation is kino.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the episode wear jerry cuts newmans face off. that was weird.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I don't find a single episode of Seinfeld funny. It's much funnier talking about IRL than the execution, since so much of it is relatable to day-to-day life. I even own the DVD set because I find it comfy to watch, but never that funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My wife watched every episode and hated every one. Fricking Finns.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still think it was The Finale. Felt like they got stuck between trying to make a normal Seinfeld story and something epic so it just didn't work for me. In Seasons 1&2 it felt like even though they were still trying to find their feet their was some classic Seinfeld humour in there. And if not that then the one where George has a toupee as the ending just left me being like "Wow, what an actual fricking c**t Elaine is," as opposed to my usual indifference as to how bad the characters were as people.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont find the Rob Schneider one funny

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The finale is and always will be the worst episode. I know people are like "it's not that bad" well...they're wrong...its bad.
    >all of the characters felt out of character
    >the whole episode was basically "hey remember THIS character from season 3 episode 8? Well here they are again, and look. They're doing the thing they did in that episode. Haha. Rememeber them?

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ive never seen an episode

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