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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your vomit-inducing, socially moronic femcel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally a 9/10. would kill for a redhead gf.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with Sissy Spacek

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're all going to laugh at you!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pic got a chuckle out of me.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'd frick a bag of rotten potatoes, stop saying "would" as if it's some sort of compliment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "no"

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow another carrie thread. There's a movie in the making for sure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hope it stars Sydney and the shower scene is full frontal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she gets bullied for being in the moron class and having a fricked up face.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you gay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Then they see her rectangular fridge body in the shower and laugh even harder.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She's built like a linebacker. If anyone's gay it's the gays attracted to this below-average used up prostitute.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Local homosexual reveals he's gay. More at 11

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I hope they call her a cow and make her milk her udders while mooing haha that would be so cruel and bullying of them haha

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I hope they hit her in the face with a shovel until it starts looking normal.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Haha or maybe they could hit her on the ass with a shovel or haha, maybe a cricket bat or something haha

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I can't wait until coomer scumbags like you are rounded up and culled.
                Your family is ashamed of you, you should consider suicide.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I hope so too, hopefully the people who round me up are all leggy blondes dressed in black leather and the spit on me and step on my face with their muddy leather boots haha I that sure would be a bad time for me haha

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I hope so too
                You hope what? The word "hope" wasn't used one time in the post you replied to.
                Look into autoerotic asphyxiation, it's the best way to jack off alone.
                Also, buy a gun and have a nice day in the head. I heard that makes you coom a lot.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Woah there buddy cool your jets jerking off is morally irresponsible, seek help and try not to push your degenerate habits onto others.
                Also the hope in your post was implied haha.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she gets bullied for being in the moron class and having a fricked up face.

        She's built like a linebacker. If anyone's gay it's the gays attracted to this below-average used up prostitute.

        I'm so tired of this porn star-looking hoe being shoved in everyone's faces so hard all of a sudden. Feels even more artificial than the Taylor Swift shilling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The last remake with Chloe Moretz was God awful

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The miniseries is underrated

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This. Liked the music and the kino attempt to make it fit early 2000s. Angela Bettis was a great Carrie because she actually looks creepy. Sissy is too cute.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you mean the 2002 TV movie? Yea that was surprisingly good.

          This. Liked the music and the kino attempt to make it fit early 2000s. Angela Bettis was a great Carrie because she actually looks creepy. Sissy is too cute.

          Bettis was such a great Carrie. One of the best acting performances I've seen in a low budget TV film.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wish it was easier to track down the 2002 movie.

            I can't wait until coomer scumbags like you are rounded up and culled.
            Your family is ashamed of you, you should consider suicide.

            Bro you need to chill the frick out that anger isn't healthy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's healthier than being a coomer freak and jacking off to ugly prostitutes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is it though? Like maybe in a diarrhea is better than vomiting AND diarrhea sort of way I guess.
                Talking about beating some girl you don't like with a shovel and telling people to kill themselves is clearly antisocial behavior that has no place in a more pure society.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The 2002 movie was on youtube last year but disappeared. Probably viewable on usual places or even internet archive. Might check tonight.

              It was technically a mini series because when it aired they broke into two parts. They were actually going to make it into a series

              This. The movie is sort of a backdoor pilot where Carrie and Sue would be in Florida.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I wish it was easier to track down the 2002 movie.

                [...]
                Bro you need to chill the frick out that anger isn't healthy.

                Its on youtube https://youtu.be/r7tD-N3O-XE?si=o2cqtFyaai30ej1u

                Why were they so mean to her

                They never explain in the movie, but the book explains that something about the way Carrie looks just makes you want to pick on her. In the movie, you could just say she looks different: short, freckled, no makeup, socially moronic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The book implies that Carrie could inadvertently project thoughts onto others, so that could be why she was bullied. Sue and Tommy also don't start acting nice to her until after she starts feeling better about herself.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Been so long since i read the the book. She can also manipulate minds? I don’t remember her being Jean Gray

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not on purpose, but the two strongest pieces of evidence are when she's dancing with Tommy and when she electrocutes everyone outside the church. Tommy and all the random townspeople couldn't think straight and could only hear her name being repeated over and over in their head, and the latter instance was before anyone had been told Carrie was the one who blew up the school, they all just knew that she was in the church and felt compelled to walk there.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not on purpose, but the two strongest pieces of evidence are when she's dancing with Tommy and when she electrocutes everyone outside the church. Tommy and all the random townspeople couldn't think straight and could only hear her name being repeated over and over in their head, and the latter instance was before anyone had been told Carrie was the one who blew up the school, they all just knew that she was in the church and felt compelled to walk there.

                To clarify why I think Sue was being unintentionally manipulated, shortly after the shower scene there's a bit where Carrie is feeling herself up in front of a mirror and decides that she thinks she actually is kind of pretty, and it's only after that that someone who's been bullying her her entire life decides to start being nice. It's more of a theory/head canon but it lines up with other incidences where her thoughts mess with other people's heads. Also explains why EVERYBODY at the prom including the teachers were laughing at her, which I think one of the characters in the book says felt uncontrollable.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Makes sense

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So youre saying Carrie gets bullied because she telekinetically tells people to?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was technically a mini series because when it aired they broke into two parts. They were actually going to make it into a series

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why is this generic story so popular that it got this many adaptations?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you mean the 2002 TV movie? Yea that was surprisingly good.

          [...]
          Bettis was such a great Carrie. One of the best acting performances I've seen in a low budget TV film.

          I need to watch this because I love both Carrie and May.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This scene

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If this came out today people would be up in arms about Sue being black

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            True

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no point

      de Palma version cannot be topped

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Missing is underrated kino.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h is ugly and if you don't think so you're an ugly homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >anon admits he's an ugly homosexual

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How King came up with Carrie is typical creepy King way. I think said was working as janitor at the school and was cleaning girls locker room

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why were they so mean to her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      King hates religion. So he made her mom
      of course a Christian lunatic. Carrie was sheltered and everything was devil. Why when she had her period she freaked out because mom didn’t tell her anything. So of course Stacy’s where b***hes to her

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She was perfect as Carrie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like weird.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bump

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more like angela bettisn't

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heres that 14 yold i was telling you about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She’s 16.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh God sit on my face.

    HNNNGGGHHHH im going to cum
    Right now

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HNNNGGGHH HUUUURRR

    AAAHHHHHH

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon would have sex with a beautiful woman
    Your audacity leaves me speechless

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's white. Pass. I don't want hate to be around me.

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