Would Charlie be a good dad

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only if he actually surpevises his children, otherwise they might pull a Pim on him.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We don't even know how critters reproduce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All creatures have the usual, standard, run-of-the-mill mammalian reproduction.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then where's glep's penis?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Probably retracts like a duck

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is it ducklike in other qualities?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lets just say it's big enough to please human women

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He is a penis.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Alan is naked too. Wonder if critters have a different nudity taboo than humans do?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I guess it depends whether your dick shows

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It can be assumed they reproduce the same as humans, since Charlie has a wiener and balls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In Charlie's case I assume he'd spit an egg containing his small homunculus baby like pic related.
      Although maybe it'd come out through his big schnozz, idk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do not go _deepest lore_ on this fricking show. they reproduce in whichever way makes it funny for the episode.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bet it involves the dad throwing an egg up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He said he was a homunculus so I'd assume he was created and not born from another person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We don't even know how critters reproduce

        Pim has parents

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Charlie didn't

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean Charlie has a grandmother in hell and an unnamed uncle.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on if it's funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Correct and nice numbers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can imagine Charlie turning out to be a surprisingly decent dad and Pim turning out to be a helicopter parent, because subvert expectations.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s made to frick human males

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And demon females

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She is also a dog girl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Charlie Magne
        She could probably pick up some of Charlie’s slack but running a hotel is gonna take a lot of her time
        >Loona
        Yeah, no they’re just dumping the kid on Blitzo or something

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If Loona is the mom the baby would die

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Loona has an STD. At most the baby will have it but not die.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh that’s sad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. Loona is known to have syphilis, where if left untreated can lead to cognitive decline and pus ridden sores throughout the body.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How would Charlie feel about getting it from her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He probably wouldn't be smiling, that's for sure. Depending on the company health plan he can treat it but having an STD can be something that can weigh heavy on the mind and body. With the addition of him being in contact with many clients who need a reason to smile (in the event he sneezes or coughs), the possible addition of lawsuits can become a financial detriment that can cripple his chances of going back to work with the addition of being isolated from his co-workers, let alone finding other places to work if the boss chooses to fire him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The boss might keep him on. Or he could constantly wear a condom and gloves

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Would he be mad at Loona

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't seen Helluva Boss, so I'm not sure if Loona is the type of person to not tell sexual partners about her STD, but if she was, then yeah Charlie would be mad. Given that Charlie was formerly a homunculus, an STD from a hellhound can have profound effects on his physiology, maybe even affect him at an advanced state and create instability in his body, mind, and job.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She was gonna bang a guy and wanted the cure for it as a birthday gift so probably aware

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They could go on a quest

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That would just leave him sick again like Mip’s

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's christian gay(just like my dad's ex)

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he would be perfectly okay if his children were gay or trans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this image is from 2014

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It ain't broke

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            tumblr has been pretty broke for a while now

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anon meant the image

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nice cat

          Tumblr is dead and has been dead for almost 6 years. I know it from the fact that I tried to look at the Tumblr page of my first (and only) internet crush just yesterday, and couldn't find anything.

          No because he's a lazy douchebag. Charlie had to die and go to hell before he found a reason to do his job well.

          So, your typical 30+ year old white collar worker?

          He would be a good father after he impregnates Pim

          I don't believe that's how it works, anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the website might be dead but their cancerous ideas are still alive

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn’t call his job white collar. He’s kind of like a life coach

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He usually waits for them to show up at the office though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's Tumblr? Get with the times old man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What's Tumblr?
          Cinemaphile after you freaks invaded it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, like his creator, he will sell any out for an 8 ball.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *anyone

  9. 2 years ago
    namefag

    He would be decent at it but act really annoyed at any problem raising children entails and that might rub off on the kids negatively. He would try his best and at least be okay.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He can barely stand Pim and others.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No because he's a lazy douchebag. Charlie had to die and go to hell before he found a reason to do his job well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was helping Shrimp just fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s fine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah after I’m done with him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He’s fine as is

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would a critter/human hybrid look like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Big nose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zach hadel

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He would be a good father after he impregnates Pim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pim is awful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *His current gf
      Pim is way too small to carry a litter of critters, let alone canoodling with his co-worker. It's canon that Pim wants a fertile wife and has aspirations to have a family of his own and becoming the best father he can be. Maybe the second season could show Pim beginning a new relationship so we can see how he is with interpersonal communication. I guess we'll see sometime later.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute, that color

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yellow?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Orange

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He probably wouldn't kiss his son on the mouth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? Is he gay?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Muffin AND Loona
      Poor Charlie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Muffin’s autism is caused by Loona’s syphilis
        >Charlie keeps trying to pass it off as allergies even to Loona

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I still don’t think that’s how allergies work, Charlie.
          >It’s fine, Pim. Muffin’s fine.
          >She’s just, she’s just causing a mess of everything and.
          >I said it’s fine, Pim.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Pim goes on a date with a girl and Muffin jumps up to their table and shits in their salad. Even though it had Romaine lettuce (there was an outbreak of E.Coli and Muffin found the article when checking on Alan's phone) their date is ruined and Pim wants to chew out Charlie for the mess.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Well you know, kids man.
              >I-I don’t know actually, I don’t have any yet. I mean I want them but.
              >Well you’ll know I guess, I don’t know.
              >Aren’t you going to do anything, Charlie?
              >Dude, it’s my weekend with her, so.
              >So you can’t do anything about this?
              >I’d like to but you know I have to take her to her mom’s anyway tomorrow morning so.
              >You’re not even watching her, Charlie,
              >She’s fine, Pim.
              >Ca-can’t you talk to her mom or something
              >Yeah, Uh, no, actually it’s like a whole thing with her, dude. She just gives Muffin her tablet and goes to work, I don’t know. My grandma set us up.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    “It’s just allergies”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is the hellhound pussy really worth it

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more of an uncle type then a dad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does he have sibilings

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly

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